Subj:     Wrestling Jokes
                 (Includes 3 jokes and articles, 11 1045n,1,cf,vXT5,0)

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Includes the following:  Archie Wrestles (DU)
.........................Russian Wrestler And The 'Pretzel' (S53, DU)
.........................Short Wrestling Jokes

Subj:     Archie Wrestles (DU)
          From: Complex.com on 1/11/2017
 Source: http://www.complex.com/style/2012/11/20-

Subj:     Russian Wrestler And The 'Pretzel' (S53, S1045)
          From: RFSlick on 98-01-22

 Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling
 event.  It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American
 for the gold medal.

 Before the final match, the American wrestler's trainer came
 to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've
 done on this Russian.  He's never lost a match because of
 this "pretzel" hold he has.  Whatever you do, don't let him
 get you in this hold!  If he does, you're finished!"

 The wrestler nodded in agreement.  Now, to the match,  the
 American and the Russian circled each other several times
 looking for an opening.  All of a sudden the Russian lunged
 forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the
 dreaded pretzel hold!  A sigh of disappointment went up from
 the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for
 he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.

 Suddenly there was a scream, a cheer from the crowd, and the
 trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying
 up in the air.  The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud,
 and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the
 pin and winning the match.

 The trainer was astounded!  When he finally got the American
 wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that
 hold?   No one has ever done it before!"  The wrestler
 answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
 that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw
 this pair of balls right in front of my face.

 "I thought I had nothing to lose, so with my last ounce of
 strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just
 as hard as I could.

 "You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own

Subj:     Short Wrestling Jokes

 The term, "It's all fun and games until someone loses an
 eye" is from Ancient Rome.  The only rule during wrestling
 matches was, "No eye gouging."  Everything else was allowed,
 but the only way to be disqualified is to poke someone's
 eye out.

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.........................From Smiley_Central