Subj: Wrestling Jokes
(Includes 3 jokes and articles, 11 1044n,1,cf,vXT5,0)
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Subj: Archie Wrestles (DU)
From: Complex.com on 1/11/2017
Subj: Russian Wrestler And The 'Pretzel' (S53, S1044)
From: RFSlick on 98-01-22
Our story begins at the Olympics,
specifically the wrestling
event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American
for the gold medal.
Before the final match, the American
wrestler's trainer came
to him and said, "Now don't forget all the research we've
done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of
this "pretzel" hold he has. Whatever you do, don't let him
get you in this hold! If he does, you're finished!"
The wrestler nodded in agreement.
Now, to the match, the
American and the Russian circled each other several times
looking for an opening. All of a sudden the Russian lunged
forward, grabbing the American and wrapping him up in the
dreaded pretzel hold! A sigh of disappointment went up from
the crowd, and the trainer buried his face in his hands for
he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the ending.
Suddenly there was a scream,
a cheer from the crowd, and the
trainer raised his eye just in time to see the Russian flying
up in the air. The Russian's back hit the mat with a thud,
and the American weakly collapsed on top of him, getting the
pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded!
When he finally got the American
wrestler alone, he asks, "How did you ever get out of that
hold? No one has ever done it before!" The wrestler
answered, "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in
that hold, but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw
this pair of balls right in front of my face.
"I thought I had nothing to lose,
so with my last ounce of
strength I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just
as hard as I could.
"You'd be amazed how strong you
get when you bite your own
Subj: Short Wrestling Jokes
The term, "It's all fun and games
until someone loses an
eye" is from Ancient Rome. The only rule during wrestling
matches was, "No eye gouging." Everything else was allowed,
but the only way to be disqualified is to poke someone's