Subj:.....Nursery Rhymes that Didn't Make It (S237b)
          From: spyda on 8/2/2001
          (See 'Mary Had A Little Lamb - Poem' and
...............'Little Miss Muffet' in Fairy Tales)
Went up the hill
To have a little fun-
Stupid Jill
Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pieman
Going to the fair
Said Simon to the Pieman
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon
"Pies, you dumbass!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
the cat did a piddle,
all over the bedside clock,
The little dog laughed to see such fun
when it died of electric shock

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From: on 12/24/2001 (S257b)

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt
it was split right up the front
....but she didn't wear that one very often
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and
   all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg".
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Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own