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Asleep On The Moon
An ANAGRAM, as we all know,
is a word or phrase made by transposing
or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. An example is
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Also see RIDDLES-SUPP2- 'Rearrange
by John Graziano
From: Comics.com on 9/26/2008
Subj: Box Lunch Auction w/Anagram (S171)
From: collins2 on 5/12/00
The church social was the lunch
basket auction, when the
gentlemen bid on the ladies' tasty homemade lunches.
To make sure her beau, Bill,
chose the right one, Rose
secretly slipped him a note listing her meal's ingredients.
Not wanting to seem too eager, however, she wrote her mouth-
watering menu in code.
"The words in bold print spell
out the foods I've tucked
into my basket," she whispered to her admirer. "But just
for fun, I mixed up the letters to form five anagrams.
You'll have to decipher what they say."
Unfolding her note, Bill read the following message:
"My fondness for a farm boy will
LEAD ME ON quickly TO ALSO
ADAPT to livestock. I will learn to SELL A COW and a FINE
RED CHICK. And when a lamb IS BORN WE will celebrate."
Luckily, the infatuated lad was
a whiz with words. So when
the auctioneer read off the contents of a blue and white
wicker basket, he knew his sweetheart had packed it.
Can you be as shrewd as Bill
and serve up the five "goodies"
Rose included in her cryptic picnic lunch?
Anagrammed National Capitals (S648b)
From: Seattle Times on 6/8/2008
Drawing from KingFeatures.com...
This Isaac Asimov's Super Quiz's
subject is "Anagrammed
National Capitals". Can you unscramble the letters to
identify a national capital city, then name it's country.
Click 'HERE' to test your skills.
|To see other Asimov quizes click on||.|
Top 10 anagrams for Osama Bin
Laden (or as Michelle calls
him - uSUCKa bin Laden!)
10. A lesbian nomad
9. Alias "Boned Man"
8. So I anal bad men
7. And I blame a son
6. No Asian bedlam
5. I.D.: Mean Anal S.O.B.
4. I, a sad nobleman
3. A slain abdomen
2. I'm so banal, Edna
1. I model bananas
Subj: TV Show Anagrams
From: ArmaDillow on 97-07-14
These are the mind-boggling
results of a TV show anagram
contest from the October '96 issue of "Games Magazine."
American Bandstand = Dancers
ain't bad, man
America's Funniest Home Videos = Oh, No! Fad misuses cinema
verite (or) = Inane movie items used for cash
America's Most wanted = A swat at crime demon
The Andy Griffith Show = That "Howdy"ing Sheriff
Dan August = A stud, a gun
The Milton Berle Show = He thrills to be women
Charlie's Angels = Lean girls chase
Concentration = connection art
The Dating Game = Get-a-dame night
The Patty Duke Show = How pesky, that duet
The Ed Sullivan Show = He should want Elvis
Fresh Prince of Bel Air = Fine rap bro feels rich
Geraldo = Real dog
Gilligan's Island = Dang! Sailing ills...
The Honeymooners = Oh, there's no money! He's my one-ton hero
Lost In Space = So, let's panic! Tin S.O.S. place
Magnum, P.I. = I'm a P.M. gun
My Favorite Martian = I am E.T. in TV form
Melrose Place = Compels a leer
My Mother the Car = Thy chrome mater
The People's Court = Help to prosecute
Saturday Night Live = N.Y. TV satire? I'd laugh!
(or) = A trendy laugh visit
Sea Hunt = He's tuna; He's a nut
Seinfeld = Snide elf
Sesame Street = Me sees treats!
The Simpsons = Son pests him
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine = Can't keep Enterprise? Sad!
Three's Company = My rent: so cheap!
The Rockford Files = Oft-fired Sherlock
Third Rock From the Sun = Fresh hit! Not "Mork" crud
Science Theatre 3000 = O yes! 3 retort to cheesy cinema
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno = Late hit, he's got wit...
Unsolved Mysteries = Story mess unveiled
The Wonder Years = Dreary teen show
Subj: Anagram Hall Of Fame Examples
From: Daemonic Funnies Page
These are examples of anagrams
from the Anagram Hall of Fame
page: (Attributions for anagrams (if known) are shown at the
end of each anagram.)
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
A Telephone Girl = Repeating "Hello"
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class (Dick Cavett)
Animosity = Is No Amity
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod /
Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod
Butterfly = Flutter-by
Christmas tree = Search, Set,
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Contradiction = Accord not in it E. Tyron
Darling I love you = leaving
your idol / Avoiding our yell
Debit card = Bad Credit (Mike Morton)
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
Disraeli = I lead, Sir.
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Florence Nightingale = Nigel,
Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on
Cheering Angel (Richard Stilgoe in "The Richard Stilgoe Letters")
Funeral = Real Fun
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
Internet Anagram Server = Isn't re-arrangement rave?
MacDonalds = Clam and Sod
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek
From: Tom_Adams on 99-02-11 (S107)
President Clinton Of The USA - To Copulate He Finds Interns
Presbyterian = Best In Prayer
Semolina = Is No Meal
Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis /
Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Software = Swear Oft
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Student Information Processing Board =
Computation Transgression Forbidden (MIT)
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
The Check is in the Mail = Claim
"Heck, I sent it (heh)"
The Cockroach = Cook, Catch Her
The Country Side = No City Dust Here
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel =
Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine (the contest winner)
The United States Bureau of Fisheries =
I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Today is the first day of the rest of your life =
Oft I'd satisfy the desire of your heart to fly (Cory Calhoun)
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
[Quote by Vonnegut] Just because
some of us can read and
write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve
to conquer the universe = A masquerade can cover a sense
of what is real to deceive us; to be unjaded and not
lost, we must, then, determine truth (Cory Calhoun)
[From Hamlet by Shakespeare] To be or not to be: that is
the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. = In one
of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent
hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns
Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? =
He has a prime or cunning tendency to wildly solicit Internet sex.
William Clinton = I'm it, an ill clown
William Jefferson Clinton = Firm clean fellow. Joint? Sin!
William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife
George Herbert Walker Bush = Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush = He bugs Gore (Mike Morton)
Ronald Wilson Reagan = Insane Anglo Warlord
Ronald Wilson Reagan = A long-insane Warlord (Anagram Genius)
Ronald Wilson Reagan = No, darlings, no ERA law (Mike Morton)
Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
From: Anaise on 98-03-25
"That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."
--Neil A. Armstrong
A thin man ran;
makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on
moon! On to Mars!
From: tom on 5/27/2012
The eyes = They see
The Harvard School of Medicine
did a study of why
From: humorlist-digest V3 #13 on 99-01-15
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
can be rearranged into
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS.
From: RFSlick 12/10/1999 (S149)
Year Two Thousand can be rearranged into
A Year To Shut Down
From: agrief on 12/13/2001 (S254)
PRINCESS DIANA; When you rearrange the letters:
ENDS IN A CAR SPIN
From: gheckman on 6/26/2002 (S282)
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters:
He bugs Gore
From: rickydwyman on 9/17/2005 (S453b)
Election results; When you rearrange the letters:
Lies - Let's recount
.............................. From Smiley_Central.