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Marshall Soulful Jones performs "Touchscreen" (S784)
From: Wimp.com on 1/21/2012 Photo from YouTube.com |
Marshall Soulful Jones, part
of Team Nuyorican 2011,
took 2nd place at the National
Poetry Slam in Boston.
In this video, Marshall perform
"Touchscreen". Click
on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to hear and
see this great young poet.
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Subj: Mirror
Mirror - Poem (S649b)
From: LABLaughsClean - 5/27/2009
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Do you have to
tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring
right
To make my clothes
look just too tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see
you won't co-operate
with me;
The way you let the shadows
play,
You'd think my
hair was getting grey
What's that, you say?
A double chin?
No, that's the
way the light comes in;
If you persist in peering so,
You'll confiscate
my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging
straight,
You'll tell me
next I'm gaining weight;
I'm really quite upset with
you,
For giving this
distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise...
O, look what's
happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not
on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new
jeans,
You'll find yourself
in smithereens!!
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Poem By Taylor Mali (S728)
From: Wimp.com on 12/25/2010 Photo from
DailyGalaxy.com...
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Speak with Conviction in Typography
is a very cool poem
by Taylor Mali. Click
on either source, or 'HERE' for
my copy to listen and see the
great animation by Ronnie
Bruce.
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Dance Poem (S614c)
by David L. Weatherford
From: hellgunner50 on 10/10/2008
Source: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/medical/slowdance.asp
Have you ever watched kids on
a merry-go-round,
or listened to rain slapping
the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic
flight,
or gazed at the sun fading into
the night?
You better slow down, don't dance
so fast,
time is short, the music won't
last.
Do you run through each day on
the fly,
when you ask "How are you?",
do you hear the reply?
When the day is done, do you
lie in your bed,
with the next hundred chores
running through your head?
You better slow down, don't dance
so fast,
time is short, the music won't
last.
Ever told your child, we'll do
it tomorrow,
and in your haste, not see his
sorrow?
Ever lost touch, let a friendship
die,
'cause you never had time to
call and say hi?
You better slow down, don't dance
so fast,
time is short, the music won't
last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere,
you miss half the fun of getting
there.
When you worry and hurry through
your day,
it's like an unopened gift thrown
away.
Life isn't a race, so take it
slower,
hear the music before your song
is over.
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Please note the following information
which was
verified by Snopes.com
at the above source:
Slow Dance poem was written NOT
by a "terminally ill
young girl in a New York Hospital"
who wanted "as her
dying wish to send a letter
telling everyone to live
their life to the fullest,"
but by David L. Weatherford,
an adult male child psychologist.
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Passing A Note In Class (S741 in Love-Supp)
From: Wimp.com on 3/26/2011 |
Kid gets caught passing a love
note to a girl next
to him in the classroom.
The teacher takes the note
and reads the most beautiful
love poem ever. Click
on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this
beautiful, short story.
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Poetry Jokes
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Agnes Comic Strip (S656b)
by Tony Cochran From: Creators.com on 8/2/2009 |
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Subj: Dr.
Seuss Poem (S697b)
From: Ruby Lou on Facebook on 5/25/2010
“I have heard there are troubles
of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some
come from behind.
But I've bought a big bat. I'm
all ready you see.
Now my troubles are going to
have troubles with me!”
-- Dr. Seuss
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Cul de Sac Comic Strip (S599b)
By Richard Thompson From: WashingtonPost.com on 7/4/2008 |
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Summer Poem (S551b)
From: ginafm on 8/7/2007 |
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