Includes 23 signs

                       Title from The Fifties Web


 
 

. .                Logo on Road Sign from Answer.com
 All these years
 Your skin
 Has dried
 Why not moisten
 Up your hide
 Burma-Shave
 As you journey 
 Down the years
 Your mirror is
 The glass that cheers
 If you use
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Cheer cheer
 The gang's
 All here
 Riding along
 Three million strong for
 Burma-Shave
 Congressman Pipp
 Lost the election
 Babies he kissed
 Had no protection
 To win -- use
 Burma-Shave
 Cooties love
 Bewhiskered places
 Cuties love the
 Smoothest faces
 
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Ed's face
 Is rough
 And rugged
 Ed's wife
 Doesn't hug Ed
 Burma-Shave
 Free! Free!!
 A trip
To Mars 
 For 900
 Empty jars
 Burma-Shave
 Golfers!
 Hole in one
 Is quite a feat
 Unless that hole
 Is in your meat
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Hear about
 The jolly tar
 It smelled so good
 He ate
 A jar
 Burma-Shave
 His tenor voice
 She thought divine
 Till whiskers
 Scratched
 Sweet Adeline
 Burma-Shave
 If you
 And whiskers
 Do hobnob
 Some sailor gob
Will steal your squab 
 Burma-Shave
. .
 If you're just
 An average man
 Wanting to look
 The best you can
 Use
 Burma-Shave
 Jimmie said a naughty word
 Jimmie's mother overheard
 Soapsuds? No!
 He preferred
 Burma-Shave
 Let's give the
 Clerk a hand
 Who never
 Palms off
 Another brand
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Old McDonald
 On the farm
 Shaved so hard
 He broke his arm
 Then he bought
 Burma-Shave
 Riot at
 Drug store
 Calling all cars
 100 customers
 99 jars
Burma-Shave 
 Shaving brush
 And soapy smear
 Went out of
 Style with
 Hoops my dear
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Smith Brothers
 Would look immense
 If they'd just
 Cough up 50 cents
 For half pound jar
 Burma-Shave
 Special treatment
 Every hair
 Holds it up
 And cuts
 It square
 Burma-Shave
The cream 
 Preserves
 Pa's razor blade
 The jar preserves
 Ma's marmalade
 Burma-Shave
. .
 To every man
 His shave
 Is best
 Until he makes
The final tes 
 Burma-Shave
 To get
 Away from
 Hairy apes
 Ladies jump
 From fire escapes
 Burma-Shave
 Your razor
 Floats thru
 The hair
 With the
 Greatest of ease
 Burma-Shave

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