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. .                     Ad from Digital Deli
 A silky cheek
 Shaved smooth
 And clean
 Is not obtained
 With a mowing machine
 Burma-Shave
 Bathroom shelf
 Surprises me
 From shaving clutter
 It's now free
 I'm using
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Cheek to cheek
 They meant to be
 The lights went out
 And so did he
 He needed
 Burma-Shave
 Drive
 With care
 Be alive
 When you
 Arrive
 Burma-Shave
 Every
 Sheba
 Wants a sheik
 Strong of muscle
 Smooth of cheek
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Fire! Fire!
 Keep cool
 Be brave
 Just grab
 Your pants and
 Burma-Shave
 Fingers were made
 Before brushes --
 Use 'em
 They're much safer
 You can't lose 'em
 Burma-Shave
 From Saskatoon
 To Alabam'
 You hear men praise
 The shave
 What am
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Holler!
 Half a pound
 For half a dollar
 Isn't that
 A cheerful earful?
 Burma-Shave
 If harmony
 Is what
 You crave
 Then get
 A tuba
 Burma-Shave
 If HER whiskers
 Scratched YOUR cheek
 You would
 Send her out
 To seek
 Burma-Shave
. .
 It's in
 The bag
 Of every man
 Who travels
 Lightly as he can
 Burma-Shave
 Kids! Attention!
 44 best jingles
 Used so far
 In jingle book
 With tube or jar
 Burma-Shave
 Little Willie
 Modern soul
 Busted Papa's
 Brush and bowl
 Nice work Willie
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Men
 Who've tested
 Every brand
 Are just the ones
 Who now demand
 Burma-Shave
 'Mid rising
 Taxes
 Soaring rents
 Still half a pound
 For fifty cents
Burma-Shave 
 My neck was sore
 In front before
 And also
 Sore behind
 Before
 Burma-Shave
. .
 No pulling
 At the whisker base
 A soothing film
 Protects
 Your face
 Burma-Shave
 On a highway ad
 He spied it
 Bough a jar
 Now glad he
 Tried it
 Burma-Shave
 Other things have
Gone sky high 
 Half a dollar
 Still will buy
 Half pound jar
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Paper hangers
 With the hives
 Now can
 Shave with
 Carving knives
Burma-Shave 
 Rip Van Winkle
 Said he'd rather
 Snooze for years
 Than shave
 With lather
 Burma-Shave
 Romances are wrecked
 Before they begin
 By a hair
 On the coat
 Or a lot on the chin
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Salesmen, tourists
 Camper-outers
 All you other
 Whisker-sprouters
 Don't forget your
 Burma-Shave
 Say, big boy
 To go
 Thru life
 How'd you like
 A whiskered wife?
 Burma-Shave
 Stomach ache!
 Doctor --
 Toothache!
 Dentist --
 Whiskers!
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Substitutes!
 Smooth guys sell 'em
 Easy marks use 'em
 Well groomed men
 Always refuse 'em
 Burma-Shave
 The burma girls
 In Mandalay
 Dunk bearded lovers
 In the bay
 Who don't use
 Burma-Shave
 The cannibals
 Took just one view
 And said
 He looks too nice
 To stew
 Burma-Shave
. .
 The cream
 One hears
 The most of now
 Comes from a jar
 Not from a cow
 Burma-Shave
 The crowd
 You see
 Around that store
 Are Burma-Shavers
 Buying more
 Burma-Shave
 You've laughed
 At our signs
 For many a mile
 Be a sport
 Give us a trial
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Week-old beard
 So masked his face
 His bull dog
Chased him 
 Off the place
 Burma-Shave
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