Includes 22 signs

Title from The Fifties Web


 
 

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 A peach
 Looks good
 With lots of fuzz
 But man's no peach
 And never wuz
 Burma-Shave
 A whiskered gent
 At a bazaar
 Paid for
 A kiss
 But got a jar
 Burma-Shave
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 At crossroads
 Don't just
 Trust to luck
 The other car
 May be a truck
 Burma-Shave
 Careless
 Bridegroom
 Dainty bride
 Scratchy whiskers
 Homicide
 Burma-Shave
 Careless driving
 Soon we hope
 Will go
 The way
 Of brush and soap
 Burma-Shave
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 Christmas comes
 But once
 A year
 One swell gift
 That's always here
 Burma-Shave
 Darling I am
 Growing old
 Nonsense!
 Do as you
 Are told -- get
 Burma-Shave
 Drive like
 A railroad engineer
 Take it easy
 When the road's
 Not clear
 Burma-Shave
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 Hardly a driver
 Is now alive
 Who passed
 On hills
 At 75
 Burma-Shave
 I proposed
 To Ida
 Ida refused
 Ida won my Ida
 If Ida used
 Burma-Shave
 If you dislike
 Big traffic fines
 Slow down
 'Till you
 Can read these signs
 Burma-Shave
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 Mirror on
 The bathroom wall
 What's the
 Smoothest shave
 Of all?
 Burma-Shave
 Mom and Pop
 Are feeling gay
 Baby said
 As plain
 As day
 Burma-Shave
 Past
 Schoolhouses
 Take it slow
 Let the little
 Shavers grow
 Burma-Shave
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 Shaving brushes
 Soon will
 Be trimmin'
 Those screwy hats
 We see on wimmin
 Burma-Shave
 Shiver my timbers
 Said Captain Mack
 We're ten knots out
 But we're turning back
 I forgot my
Burma-Shave 
 Soap's
 That irritate
 Their mugs
 Turn jolly gents
 To jitterbugs
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Spread it on
 And lightly too
 Shave it off
 That's all
 You're through
 Burma-Shave
 Special seats
 Reserved in hades
 For whiskered guys
 Who scratch
 The ladies
 Burma-Shave
 Spread it on
 And lightly too
 Shave it off
 That's all
 You're through
 Burma-Shave
. .
 The queen
 Of hearts
 Now loves the knave
 The king
 Ran out of
Burma-Shave 
 Try a tube
 The cream
 That's in it
 Is making friends
 A man a minute
 Burma-Shave
Old car from Catch The Wave

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