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 A Christmas hug
 A birthday kiss
 Awaits
 The woman
 Who gives this
 Burma-Shave
 A scratchy chin
 Like bright
 Pink socks
 Puts any romance
 On the rocks
Burma-Shave 
. .
 All little rhyming
 Jokes aside
 Don't be content
 Until you've
 Tried
 Burma-Shave
 Always remember
 On any trip
 Keep two things
 Within your grip
 Your steering wheel and
 Burma-Shave
 Buy a jar
 Take it from me
 There's so
 Much in it
 The last half's free
 Burma-Shave
. .
 College cutie
 Pigskin hero
 Bristly Kiss
 Hero
 Zero
 Burma-Shave
 Don't pass cars
 On curve or hill
 If the cops
 Don't get you
 Morticians will
Burma-Shave 
 Give hand signals
 To those behind
 They don't know
 What's in
 Your mind
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Guys whose eyes
 Are in
 Their backs
 Get halos crossing
 Railroad tracks
 Burma-Shave
 He married Grace
 With scratchy face
 He only
 Got one day
 Of Grace!
 Burma-Shave
 He's the boy
 The gals forgot
 His line
 Was smooth
 His chin was not
 Burma-Shave
. .
 It's best for
 One who hits
 The bottle
 To let another
 Use the throttle
Burma-Shave 
 Just spread
 Then pat
 Now shave
 That's
 That
 Burma-Shave
 Prickly pears
 Are picked
 For pickles
 No peach picks
 A face that prickles
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Put your brush
 Back on the shelf
 The darn thing
 Needs a
 Shave itself
 Burma-Shave
 Said Juliet
 To Romeo
 If you
 Won't shave
 Go homeo
 Burma-Shave
 Substitutes
 Would irk a saint
 You hope they are
What you know 
 They ain't
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Substitutes and
 Imitations
 Send 'em to
 Your wife's
 Relations
 Burma-Shave
 The bearded devil
 Is forced
 To dwell
 In the only place
 Where they don't sell
 Burma-Shave
 You can't reach 80
 Hale and hearty
 By driving 80
 Home from
 The party
 Burma-Shave
. .
 When you drive
 If caution ceases
 You are apt
 To rest
 In pieces
 Burma-Shave
 With glamour girls
 You'll never click
 Bewhiskered
 Like a
 Bolshevik
 Burma-Shave

 
Burma-Shave painting from eBay sale...

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