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 A girl
 Should hold on
 To her youth
 But not
 When he's driving
 Burma-Shave
 Approached
 A crossing
 Without looking
 Who will eat
 His widow's cooking?
 Burma-Shave
. .
 "At ease," she said
 "Maneuvers begin
 When you get
 Those whiskers
 Off your chin"
 Burma-Shave
 Brother speeders
 Let's
Rehearse 
 All together
 "Good morning, Nurse!"
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 Buying defense bonds
 Means money lent
 So they
 Don't cost you
 One red cent
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Can't shave daily?
 Tender hide?
 Now be honest
 Have you
 Tried
 Burma-Shave
 Drove too long
 Driver snoozing
 What happened next
 Is not
 Amusing
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 Iceman's grandson
 Now full grown
 Has cooling system
 All his own
 He uses
 Burma-Shave
. .
 If hugging
 On highways
 Is your sport
 Trade in your car
 For a davenport
 Burma-Shave
 If you
 Don't know
 Whose signs
 These are
 You can't have
Driven very far
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 Let's make Hitler
 And Hirohito
 Look as sick as
 Old Benito
 Buy defense bonds
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Maybe you can't
 Shoulder a gun
 But you can shoulder
 The cost of one
 Buy defense bonds
 Burma-Shave
 'Mid rising
 Taxes
 Soaring rents
 Still half a pound
 For fifty cents
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 Of all
 The drunks
 Who drive on Sunday
 Some are still
 Alive on Monday
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Pa acted
 So tickled
 Ma thot
 He was pickled
 He'd just tried
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 Pa likes the cream
 Ma likes the jar
 Both like
 The price
 So there you are
 Burma-Shave
 Shaving brush
 In army pack
 Was straw that broke
 The rookie's back
 Use brushless
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Stores are full
 Of shaving aids
 But all you need
 Is this
 And blades
 Burma-Shave
 Substitutes
 Like unseen barter
 Often make one
 Sad
 But smarter
 Burma-Shave
 There's no whisker
 It won't soften
 Shave 'em close
 And not
 So often
 Burma-Shave
. .
 To most brush shavers
 It's quite clear
 The yanks aren't coming
 The yanks are here
 Use brushless
 Burma-Shave
 Traveling men
 Know ease
 And speed
 Their shaving kits
 Hold what they need
 Burma-Shave
 What you shouted
May be true, 
 But
 Did you hear
 What he called you?
 Burma-Shave

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