Includes 19 signs

Title from The Fifties Web


 
 

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 Big mistake
 Many make
 Rely on horn
 Instead of
 Brake
 Burma-Shave
 Both hands
 On wheel
 Eyes on road
 That's the skillful
 Driver's code
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Drinking drivers
 Enhance their
 Chance
 To highball home
 In an ambulance
 Burma-Shave
His line was smooth
But not his chin
 He took her out
 She took him in
 To buy some
 Burma-Shave
 First men buy it
 Then apply it
 Then advise
 Their friends
 To try it
 Burma-Shave
. .
 From statistics
 That we gather
 The swing is to
 No brush
 No lather
 Burma-Shave
 If these
 Signs blur
 And bounce around
 You'd better park
 And walk to town
 Burma-Shave
 It spreads so smooth
 It shaves so slick
 It feels
 Like velvet
 And it's quick
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Life with father
 Is more pleasant
 Since
 He got this
 Birthday present
Burma-Shave 
 No man can really
 Do his stuff
 With a face that's sore
 Or a chin
 That's rough
 Burma-Shave
 She raised cain
 When he raised stubble
 Guess what
 Smoothed away
 Their trouble?
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Sleep in a chair
 Nothing to lose
 But a nap
 At the wheel
Is a permanent snooze
 Burma-Shave
 Tested
 In peace
 Proven in war
 Better now
 Than ever before
 Burma-Shave
 The chick
 He wed
 Let out a whoop
 Felt his chin and
 Flew the coop
 Burma-Shave
. .
This is not 
 A clever verse
 I tried
 And tried
 But just
Got worse
 To a substitute
 He gave a trial
 It took off
 Nothing
 But his smile
 Burma-Shave
 'Twould be
 More fun
 To go by air
 If we could put
 These signs up there
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Why does a chicken
 Cross the street?
 She sees a guy
 She'd like to meet
 He uses
 Burma-Shave
 You can beat
 A mile a minute
 But there ain't
 No future
 In it
 Burma-Shave

 
 
Burma-Shave painting from eBay sale. .
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