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Big mistake
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Many make
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Rely on horn
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Instead of
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Brake
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Burma-Shave
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Both hands
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On wheel
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Eyes on road
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That's the skillful
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Driver's code
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Burma-Shave
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Drinking drivers
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Enhance their
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Chance
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To highball home
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In an ambulance
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Burma-Shave
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His line was smooth
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But not his chin
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He took her out
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She took him in
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To buy some
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Burma-Shave
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First men buy it
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Then apply it
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Then advise
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Their friends
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To try it
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Burma-Shave
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From statistics
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That we gather
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The swing is to
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No brush
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No lather
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Burma-Shave
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If these
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Signs blur
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And bounce around
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You'd better park
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And walk to town
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Burma-Shave
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It spreads so smooth
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It shaves so slick
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It feels
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Like velvet
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And it's quick
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Burma-Shave
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Life with father
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Is more pleasant
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Since
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He got this
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Birthday present
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Burma-Shave
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No man can really
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Do his stuff
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With a face that's sore
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Or a chin
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That's rough
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Burma-Shave
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She raised cain
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When he raised stubble
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Guess what
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Smoothed away
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Their trouble?
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Burma-Shave
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Sleep in a chair
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Nothing to lose
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But a nap
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At the wheel
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Is a permanent snooze
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Burma-Shave
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Tested
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In peace
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Proven in war
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Better now
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Than ever before
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Burma-Shave
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The chick
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He wed
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Let out a whoop
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Felt his chin and
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Flew the coop
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Burma-Shave
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This is not
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A clever verse
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I tried
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And tried
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But just
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Got worse
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To a substitute
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He gave a trial
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It took off
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Nothing
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But his smile
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Burma-Shave
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'Twould be
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More fun
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To go by air
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If we could put
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These signs up there
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Burma-Shave
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Why does a chicken
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Cross the street?
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She sees a guy
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She'd like to meet
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He uses
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Burma-Shave
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You can beat
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A mile a minute
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But there ain't
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No future
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In it
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Burma-Shave
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Burma-Shave painting from eBay sale.
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