Includes 29 signs

Title from The Fifties Web


 
 

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 A man
 A miss
 A car--a curve
 He kissed the miss
 And missed the curve
 Burma-Shave
 A man who passes
 On hills and curves
 Is not a man
 Of iron nerves--
 He's crazy!
Burma-Shave 
. .
At school zones
Heed instructions!
 Protect
 our little
 Tax deductions
 Burma-Shave
 Hat and tie
 Smart and clean
 Space between
 Spoiled the scene
 He should use
 Burma-Shave
 Highways are
 No place
 To sleep
 Stop your car
 To count your sheep
 Burma-Shave
. .
 If you think
 She likes
 Your bristles
 Walk bare-footed
 Through some thistles
 Burma-Shave
 It's not
 How fast or slow
 You drive
 The question is
 How you arrive
 Burma-Shave
 I've read
 These signs
 Since just a kid
 Now that I shave
 I'm glad I did
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Little Bo-Peep
 Has lost her Jeep
 It struck
 A truck
 When she went to sleep
 Burma-Shave
 Look
 Don't listen
 Pop is trying
 A substitute
 Instead of buying
 Burma-Shave
 Paper hangers
 With the hives
 Now can
 Shave with
 Carving knives
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Regardless of
 Political views
 All good parties
 Always
 Choose
 Burma-Shave
 Road
 Was slippery
 Curve was sharp
 White robe, halo
 Wings and harp
 Burma-Shave
 Speed
 Was high
 Weather was not
 Tires were thin
 X marks the spot
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Substitutes and
 Imitations
 Send 'em to
 Your wife's
 Relations
 Burma-Shave
 The boy who gets
 His girl's applause
 Must act
 Not look
 Like Santa Claus
Burma-Shave 
 The midnight ride
 Of Paul
 For beer
 Led to a
 Warmer hemisphere
 Burma-Shave
. .
 The minutes
 Some folks
 Save through speed
 They never even
 Live to need
 Burma-Shave
 The more
 You shave
 The brushless way
 The more you'll be
 Inclined to say--
 Burma-Shave
We don't
 Know how
 To split an atom
 But as to whiskers
 Let us at 'em
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Whiskers
 Easy come,
 You know
 Why not make them
 Easy go?
Burma-Shave 
 Why work up
 A daily lather
 Once you've tried
 We're sure
 You'd rather
 Burma-Shave
 Wild men pulled
 Their whiskers out
 That's what made
 Them wild
 No doubt--
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Within this vale
 Of toil
 And sin
 Your head grows bald 
 But not your chin--use
 Burma-Shave

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Two more Burma-Shave books from eBay sales. .
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(Anti-inflation series) 
 A big
 Improvement
 Since the war
 Is now on sale
 In your drug store
 Burma-Shave
No price increase
 Bargain hunters
 Gather 'round
For fifty cents 
 Still
 Half a pound
 Burma-Shave
No price increase
. .
 From New York town
 To Pumpkin Holler
 still
 Half a pound
 For half a dollar
 Burma-Shave
No price increase
 Other things have
 Gone sky high
 Half a dollar
 Still will buy
 Half pound jar
 Burma-Shave
No price increase
 Tube immense
 Still
 35 cents
 Easy shaving
 Low expense
 Burma-Shave
No price increase

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