Includes 25 signs

Title from The Fifties Web


 
 
 

. .                  Burma-Shave can from Eisner Museum
 Ashes to ashes
 Forests to dust
 Keep Minnesota green
 Or we'll
 All go bust
 Burma-Shave
 Ashes to ashes
 Forests to dust
 Keep Wisconsin green
 Or we'll
 All go bust
 Burma-Shave
. .
 He always used
 A steaming towel
 And mug and brush
 And language foul
 'Til he tried
 Burma-Shave
 He saw
 The train
 And tried to duck it
 Kicked first the gas
 And then the bucket
 Burma-Shave
 Headline news
 For face
 And chin
 Now improved
 With lanolin
 Burma-Shave
. .
 His beard
 Was long
 And strong and tough
 He lost his
 Chicken in the rough
 Burma-Shave
 His face
 Was loved
 By just his mother
 He Burma-Shaved
 And now--
Oh, brother
 It gave
 Swell shaves before
 Now you'll like it
 Even more
 The new--improved
 Burma-Shave
. .
 If you
 Must sample
 Her "pucker paint"
 Better drive
 Where traffic ain't
 Burma-Shave
 In seventy years
 Of brushin' soap on
 Gramps coulda painted
 The pentagon
 Use brushless
Burma-Shave 
 It gave
 Swell shaves before
 Now you'll like it
 Even more
 The new--improved
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Just this once
 And just for fun
 We'll let you
 Finish
 What we've begun
? ? ?
 Leap year's over
 You're safe, men
 All you cowards
 Can shave again
 With brushless
 Burma-Shave
 Men
 Who have to
 Travel light
 Find the handy tube
 Just right
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Old Dobbin
 reads these signs
 Each day
 You see, he gets
 His corn that way
Burma-Shave 
 One Burma-Shave
 The school boy cried
 At least
 I'll smell
 As if I tried
 Burma-Shave
 Pull off
 The road
 To change a flat
 Protect your life--
 No spare for that!
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Said one whisker
 To another
 Can't get tough
 With this stuff
 Brother
 Burma-Shave
 Since hubby
 Tried
 That substitute
 He's 1/3 man
 And 2/3 brute
 Burma-Shave
 Tho tough
 And rough
 From wind and wave
 Your cheek
 Grows sleek with
 Burma-Shave
. .
 These three
 Prevent most accidents
 Courtesy
 Caution
 Common sense
 Burma-Shave
 To soothe
 And smooth
 Your tender skin
 It's now improved
 With lanolin
 Burma-Shave
 When frisky
 With whiskey
 Don't drive
 'Cause it's
 Risky
 Burma-Shave
. .
 With A sleek cheek
 Pressed to hers
 Jeepers! Creepers!
 How she purrs
 Burma-Shave
 With television
 On the set
 Stars are
 Running out
 To get
 Burma-Shave
Burma-Shave
    jar lid
   from an
  eBay sale

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