Includes 19 signs

Title from The Fifties Web


 
 
 
 
 
 

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 5-star
 Generals
 Privates 1st class
 Show equal rank
 In the looking-glass
 Burma-Shave
 A chin
 Where barbed wire
 Bristles stand
 Is bound to be
 A no ma'ams land
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Better try
 Less speed per mile
 That car
 May have to
 Last a while
 Burma-Shave
 Clancy's
 Whiskers
 Tickle Nancy
 Nancy lowered the boom
 On Clancy!
 Burma-Shave
 Heaven's
 Latest
 Neophyte
 Signalled left
 Then turned right
 Burma-Shave
. .
 His
 Tomato
 Was the mushy type
 Until his beard
 Grew over-ripe
 Burma-Shave
 His rose
 Is wed
 His violet blew
 But his sugar is sweet
 Since he took this cue
 Burma-Shave
 Is he
 Lonesome
 Or just blind--
 This guy who drives
 So close behind?
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Leaves
Face soft
 As woman's touch
 Yet doesn't cost you
 Near as much
Burma-Shave 
 Missin'
 Kissin'?
 Perhaps your thrush
 Can't get thru
 The underbrush--try
 Burma-Shave
 "No, no,"
 She said
 To her bristly beau
 "I'd rather
 Eat the mistletoe"
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Relief
 For faces
 Chapped and sore
 Keeps 'em comin'
 Back for more
 Burma-Shave
 She put
 A bullet
 Thru his hat
 But he's had
 Closer shaves than that
 Burma-Shave
 The wife
 Who keeps on
 Being kissed
 Always heads
 Her shopping list
 Burma-Shave
. .
 The wolf
 Is shaved
 So neat and trim
 Red Riding Hood
 Is chasing him
 Burma-Shave
 To steal
 A kiss
 He had the knack
 But lacked the cheek
 To get one back
 Burma-Shave
 We can't
 Provide you
 With a date
 But we do supply
 
 Burma-Shave
. .
 We've made
 Grandpa
 Look so trim
 The local
 Draft board's after him
 Burma-Shave
 Why is it
 When you
 Try to pass
 The guy in front
 Goes twice as fast?
 Burma-Shave
   Burma-Shave soap
             from
Vermont Country Store

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