Includes 22 signs

Title from The Fifties Web


 
 
 

. .          Burma-Shave can from Burma Shave and Route66 Songs
 A shave
 That's real
 No cuts to heal
 A soothing
 Velvet after-feel
 Burma-Shave
 Around
 The curve
 Lickety-split
 It's a beautiful car
 Wasn't it?
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Feel your face
 As you ride by
 Now don't
 You think
 It's time to try
 Burma-Shave
 Gut rasiert? ("If you want a good shave?" -- German)
 ___________ (Chinese)
 La mejor afeitada ("The best shave" -- Spanish)
 The best shave
 In any language
 Burma-Shave
 He asked
 His kitten
 To pet and purr
 She eyed his puss
 And screamed "What fur!"
 Burma-Shave
. .
 If anything
 Will please
 Your Jill
 A little jack
 For this jar will
 Burma-Shave
 If Crusoe'd
 Kept his chin
 More tidy
 He might have found
 A lady Friday
 Burma-Shave
 If harmony
 Is what
 You crave
 Then get
 A tuba
 Burma-Shave
. .
 It gave
 McDonald
 That needed charm
 Hello Hollywood
 Good-by farm
 Burma-Shave
 Men who
 Have to
 Travel light
 Find the 35 cent tube
 Just right
 Burma-Shave
 No matter
 The price
 No matter how new
 No matter how new
 In your car is you
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Our fortune
 Is your
 Shaven face
 It's our best
 Advertising space
 Burma-Shave
 Substitutes
 Are like a girdle
 They find some jobs
 They just
 Can't hurdle
 Burma-Shave
 That barefoot
 Chap
 With cheeks of tan
 Won't let 'em chap
 When he's a man
 Burma-Shave
. .
 The bearded devil
 Is forced
 To dwell
 In the only place
 Where they don't sell
Burma-Shave 
 The hero
 Was brave and strong
 And willin'
 She felt his chin--
 Then wed the villain
 Burma-Shave
 The safest rule
 No ifs or buts
 Just drive
 Like every one else
 Is nuts!
 Burma-Shave
. .
 These signs
 Are not
 For laughs alone
 The face they save
 May be your own
 Burma-Shave
 This cream
 Makes the
 Gardener's daughter
 Plant her tu-lips
 Where she oughter
 Burma-Shave
 Toughest
 Whiskers
 In the town
 We hold 'em up
 You mow 'em down
 Burma-Shave
. .
 We're widely read
 And often quoted
 But it's shaves
 Not signs
 For which we're noted
 Burma-Shave
 When you lay
 Those few cents down
 You've bought
 The smoothest
 Shave in town
 Burma-Shave
Sign from
Burma Shave
Slogans

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