Includes 21 signs

Title from The Fifties Web


 
 

. .                   License  plate from eBay Sale
 6 million housewives
 Can't be wrong
 Who keep
 Their husbands
 Right along in
 Burma-Shave
 A Christmas hug
 A birthday kiss
 Awaits
 The woman
 Who gives this
Burma-Shave 
. .
 Cattle crossing
 Means go slow
 That old bull
 Is some
 Cow's beau
 Burma-Shave
 Dinah doesn't
 Treat him right
 But if he'd
 Shave
 Dyna-mite!
 Burma-Shave
 Does your husband
 Misbehave
 Grunt and grumble
 Rant and rave?
 Shoot the brute some
 Burma-Shave
. .
 For shaving comfort
 Without
 A sting
 That big blue tube
 Has everything
 Burma-Shave
 Free--free
 A trip
 To Mars
 For 900
 Empty jars
 Burma-Shave
 Grandpa knows
 It ain't too late
 He's gone
 To git
 Some widder bait
 Burma-Shave
. .
 His crop of
 Whiskers
 Needed reaping
 That's what kept
 His Lena leaping
 Burma-Shave
 Jar so big
 Cost so small
 Coolest
 Smoothest
 Shave of all
 Burma-Shave
 One shave lasts
 All day through
 Face feels
 Cool and
 Smoother too
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Slow down, Pa
 Sakes alive
 Ma missed signs
 Four
 And five
Burma-Shave 
 Substitutes
 Can let you down
 Quicker
 Than a
 Strapless gown
 Burma-Shave
 Take
 Your
 Time
 Not
 Your life
 Burma-Shave
. .
 The big blue tube's
 Just like Louise
 You get
 A thrill
 From every squeeze
 Burma-Shave
 The blackened forest
 Smoulders yet
 Because
 He flipped
 A cigaret
 Burma-Shave
 The monkey took
 One look at Jim
 And threw the peanuts
 Back at him
 He needed
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Tho stiff
 The beard
 That Nature gave
 It shaves
 Like down with
 Burma-Shave
 To change that
 Shaving job
 To joy
 You gotta use
 The real McCoy
 Burma-Shave
 Try a tube
 Its cooling
 Power
 Refreshes like
 An April shower
 Burma-Shave
. .
 Within this vale
 Of toil
 And sin
 Your head grows bald
 But not your chin
 Burma-Shave
Burma_Shave Lotion
           from
        eBay sale

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