Very Short Riddles

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Subj: Very Short Riddles
..........(Includes 8 jokes and articles, 10674b,3)

A bright idea
comes from
Grampsboyd on 1/30/2004

Subj:     Uncle Art's Funland VI (DU)
          By N.A.Nugent
          From: UnitedFeatures.com on 11/8/2009

Drawing from
UnitedFeatures.com

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From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 5/1/2009
Source: http://www.afunzone.com/adailypuzzle/05-01-09.html
Brothers or sisters have I none, but that mans
father is my fathers son. Who is that man?

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From: Abnorm's Conundrums at http://www.angelfire.com/oh/abnorm/
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

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Subj:     Uncle Art's Funland VII (DU)
          By N.A.Nugent
          From: UnitedFeatures.com on 11/15/2009

Drawing from UnitedFeatures.com
Source: http://www.unitedfeatures.com/?title=
.........Bio:Uncle%20Art's%20Funland%20Sunday

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From: Riddle at http://able2know.com/forums/about83847.html
What bird might you hear at the dinner table?

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From: Abnorm's Conundrums at http://www.angelfire.com/oh/abnorm/
What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
     The rich can't get it, and if you eat it you die?

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Subj:     Uncle Art's Funland VIII (674b)
          By N.A.Nugent
          From: UnitedFeatures.com on 12/6/2009 Drawing from
UnitedFeatures.com

Source: http://www.unitedfeatures.com/?title=
.........Bio:Uncle%20Art's%20Funland%20Sunday

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From: Abnorm's Conundrums at http://www.angelfire.com/oh/abnorm/
A man rides to town on Saturday, stays two nights, and then rides home on
     Wednesday. How does this happen? (and yes he definitely stays two nights!!)

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