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| Subj:
IQ Test (S477c in Math4b)
From: HighIQSociety on 3/8/2006 Source: http://www.highiqsociety.org/iq_tests/ |
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Have you ever wondered what your
IQ score was? Go to the
above web site, click on the
top button (shown to the right)
and answer their 36 questions,
and you will be shown a pretty
good estimate of your IQ.
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Subj: Are
You In The 98% Test? (S424)
From: LABLaughsClean on 3/11/2005
Are you in the 98% or the 2% ?
At the end of this, you are asked a question.
Answer it immediately. Don't stop and think about it.
Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
This is a fun "test " ! Give
it a try, then e-mail it
around (including back to me)
and you'll see how many
people you know fall into the
same percentage as you.
Be sure to put in the subject
line if you are among
98% or 2%. You'll understand
what that means after
you finish taking the "test".
Now... just follow the instructions
as quickly as
possible.
Do not go to the next calculation
before you have
finished the previous one.
You do not ever need to write
or remember the answers,
just do it using your mind.
You'll be surprised.
Start:
How much is:
15 + 6
3 + 56
89 + 2
12 + 53
75 + 26
25 + 52
63 + 32
I know! Calculations are hard
work, but it's nearly over..!
Come on, one more...
123 + 5
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A TOOL, AND
A COLOR!
Scroll further to the bottom...
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you
are among 2% of
people who have a different,
if not abnormal, mind.
98% of the folks would answer
a red hammer while
doing this exercise.
If you do not believe this, pass
it around and
you'll see.
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Subj: Good
Short Test (S386b)
From: Imogenelumen on 6/14/2004
Take your time and see if you
can read each line
aloud without a mistake. The
average person can't.
| This
is this cat
This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is old cat This is person cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat |
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Now go back and read the
THIRD word in each line from the top down and I betcha you can't resist passing it on. |
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Subj: I.Q.
Test (S370)
From: Imogenelumen on 2/20/2004
There is a mute who wants to
buy a toothbrush. By imitating
the action of brushing one's
teeth, he successfully expresses
himself to the shopkeeper and
the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who
wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express
himself? Think about it
first before scrolling down
for the answer...
He opens his mouth and says.
"I would like to buy a pair of
sunglasses."
If you got this wrong...please go dig a hole and hide.
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Subj: World's
Easiest Exam (S325b, S552b)
From: JBCARY1 on 4/17/2003
and
From: LABLaughsClean on 8/18/2007
This test that's not so simple.
I didn't get any
of them right!
DJ
(Passing requires 4 correct
answers)
1) How long did the Hundred
Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama
hats?
3) From which animal do we
get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians
celebrate
the October
Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush
made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the
Pacific are
named after
what animal?
7) What was King George VI's
first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries
from?
10) What is the color of the
black box in a commercial airplane?
All done? Check your answers
below!
ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ
1) How long did the Hundred
Years War last? *116 years
2) Which country makes Panama
hats? *Ecuador
3) From which animal do we
get cat gut? *Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians
celebrate the
October Revolution?
*November
5) What is a camel's hair brush
made of? *Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the
Pacific are named
after what
animal? *Dogs
7) What was King George VI's
first name? *Albert
8) What color is a purple finch?
*Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries
from? *New Zealand
10) What is the color of the
black box in a commercial
airplane?
*Orange, of course.
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Subj: SAT
Test Answers (S316)
From: pns on 2/14/2003
This is funny, but really scary
if you think about it!
Subject: SAT Test Answers The
following questions and
answers were collated from SAT
tests given to 16-year-
old students!
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and
vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes
by which water can be made
safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe
to drink because it removes
large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the
leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded
by sky.
Q: What causes the tides in the
oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between
the Earth and the Moon.
All water tends
to flow towards the moon, because there
is no water on
the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I
forget where the
sun joins in this fight.
Q: In a democratic society, how
important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex
can only happen when a male gets
an election.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets
still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body
as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your
bowels and you get
intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when
he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood
and looks forward
to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated
with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How can you delay milk turning
sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: How are the main parts of
the body categorized?
(e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into
three parts - the brainium,
the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The branium contains
the brain, the
borax contains the heart and lungs, and
the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O
and U.
Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form
of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception
by wearing a
condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term
"Cesarean Section."
A: The cesarean section is a
district in Rome.
Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the
airport.
Q: Give an example of a fungus.
What is a
characteristic
feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always
grow in damp places
and so they look
like umbrellas.
Q: What does the word "benign"
mean?
A: Benign is what you will be
after you be eight.
Q: What is a turbine?
A: Something an Arab wears on
his head.
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Subj: Fun
Age Test (S277)
From: mombear1 on 5/20/2002
A nice little test for you. Only
count the ones you remember,
not the ones you have seen in
old movies or that someone has
told you about. Ratings at the
bottom.
1.
Blackjack chewing gum
2.
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3.
Candy cigarettes
4.
Soda pop machines that dispensed bottle
5.
Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
6.
Home milk delivery in glass bottles
with cardboard stoppers
7.
Party lines
8.
Newsreels before the movie
9.
P.F. Flyers
10.
Butch wax
11.
Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933)
12.
Peashooters
13.
Howdy Doody
14.
45 RPM records
15.
S?H Green Stamps
16.
Hi-fi's
17.
Metal ice trays with lever
18.
Mimeograph paper
19.
Blue flashbulb
20.
Beanie and Cecil
21.
Roller skate keys
22.
Cork popguns
23.
Drive-ins
24.
Studebakers
25.
Wash tub wringers
______________________________________________________
If you remembered
0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered
6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered
11-15 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered
16-25 = You're older than dirt!
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Subj: Vocal
Puzzles (S153)
From: smiles on 01/06/2000
Same as 'Puzzles Of Names' in TEST1
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Subj: Simple Knowledge
Test (S140, S534b)
From: RFSlick on 10/07/1999
and From:
vaterbenicia on 4/10/2007
Write down your answers to check 'em at the end.
1. On a standard traffic light,
is the green on the top
or bottom?
2. How many states are there?
3. In which hand is the Statue
of Liberty's torch?
4. What 6 colors are on the
classic Campbell's soup label?
5. What 2 letters don't appear
on the telephone dial?
6. What 2 #'s on the telephone
dial don't have
letters by
them?
7. When you walk does your
left arm swing w/ your right
or left leg?
8. How many matches are in
a standard pack?
9. On our flag, is the top
stripe red or white?
10. What is the lowest # on
the FM dial?
11. Which way does water go
down the drain, clockwise or
counter-clockwise?
12. Which way does a "no smoking"
sign's slash run?
13. How many channels on a VHF
TV dial?
14. Which side of a woman's
blouse are the buttons on?
15. On a NY license plate, is
New York on the top or bottom?
16. Which way do fans rotate?
17. Whose face is on a dime?
18. How many sides does a stop
sign have?
19. Do books have even # pages
on the right or left side?
20. How many lug nuts are on
a standard car wheel?
21. How many sides are there
on a standard pencil?
22. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy,
Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
23. How many hot dog buns are
in a standard package?
25. On which card is the cardmaker's
trademark?
26. On which side of a venetian
blind is the cord that
adjusts the
opening between the slats?
27. On the back of a $1 bill,
what is in the center?
28. There are 12 buttons on
a touch tone phone.
What 2 symbols
bear no digits?
29. How many curves are in a
standard paper clip?
30. Does a merry-go-round turn
clockwise or counter-clockwise?
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS
Answers:
1. Bottom
2. 50
3. Right
4. Blue, red, white, yellow,
black, and gold
5. Q, Z
6. 1, 0
7. Left
8. 20
9. Red
10. 88
11. Counter-clockwise (unless
you happen to be
south of
the equator)
12. Towards the bottom right
13. 12 (no #1)
14. Right
15. Top
16. Clockwise as you look at
it
17. Roosevelt
18. 8
19. Left
20. 5
21. 6
22. Bashful
23. 6
24. Did you notice there wasn't
one?
25. Ace of spades
26. Left
27. ONE
28. *, #
29. 3
30. Counter-clockwise
Scoring:
30-28 Genius...Mensa is calling!
25-27 Not too shabby!
20-24 You could do better!
16-19 McDonald's is calling!
15 or below Damn! Being blind
wouldn't affect you one bit!!
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Subj:
Power Of Observation (S542c)
From: darrell94590 on 6/4/2007 |
This test in movie form is the
same as the text one above
titled 'Simple Knowledge Test'
(30 questions). You answer
twenty-five multiple-choice
questions and see how observant
you really are. You can
take the test at the source above,
or on my web site by clicking
'HERE'.
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Subj: F I
N A L E X A M I N A T I O N II (S128)
From: smiles on 7/9/99
About 30 years ago, my father
taught Literature in high
school summer school.
The school directed that each class
give a final exam on the last
day of the term and then
submit completed grade cards
by the end of the day. This
usually meant a lot of extra
hassle for the teachers. My
father, however, gave the final
a day early and computed
all of the grade card scores.
The cards were already to
be turned in.
When the students came to class
the last day, my father
stood in front of the class
and told them that the
administration had decreed that
a final exam was to be
given that day, and he had just
the "final" for them.
This is a copy of the "final
exam" he passed out: (It's
one big paragraph.) Hope you
enjoy! Pam ?blkshld@bga.com>
How Smart Are You?
If the letter Z appears anywhere
before this comma, cross
it out, otherwise cross it out
in this word: Zoo. Now
unless the word "word" appears
in sword, draw a wavy line
here _________, otherwise draw
a cross; and by the way,
if A is number 1 in the alphabet,
what does JM total? _____
If dogs chase cats, and cats
chase mice, tell what single-
figure odd number becomes even
when viewed upside down,
______, otherwise draw a cross
______. Don't write
DISCURSIVE here __________ if
the word does not contain
all of the vowels, but instead
write the first four vowels
in the alphabet. Now go
back to the first sentence and
circle the word Zoo unless a
circle cannot represent any
letter of the alphabet.
So much for the alphabet, except
that if C is not the third letter
don't draw a square here
_____ but do draw a cow's ear
at the bottom of the page,
unless D is not the second letter,
in which case draw as
human ear, unless you can't
draw a human ear. If EAR
rhymes with HAIR draw an ear
anyway. Can you count from
10 down to 5? Do this
backwards, writing the numbers on
this line _______________.
Now if a BAT can be a bird or
not an animal don't draw a ball
at the left of this line,
but write there the letters
which appear least often in
ABRACADABRA. Punctuate
this sentence to make sense: THAT
THAT IS IS. Then if the
wrong answer to "What is the
largest state?" is Texas, write
California here __________
otherwise in the same space
don't write ZOWIE unless deer
hear. Draw a line over
the second word in this sentence
and under the second word in
the next sentence. Write
three words ending in "X" at
the top of this page. Write
XYZ at the left of the page
if a circle is not a square:
Wait! Write it at the
right of the page instead unless
a circle is sometimes bigger
than a square. Next, give
the wrong answer to the negative
of this question: How
old are you? ______ Now if you've
had enough, write UNCLE
at the end of this sentence,
otherwise write UNCLE _______.
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Subj: The
Best 'Pick A Color, Etc. Quiz' (S106)
From: smiles on 99-02-05
I promise this one is worth trying. (At least read through it.)
You must follow the rules on
this one exactly, otherwise it
won't. work. It's really
scary how this works out.
First, get a pen and paper.
Second, write the numbers one through six.
Next to number one, write any number...
Next to number two, write the
name of anyone to which you
are really attracted...
Next to three, write down the first color you can think of...
Next to number four, write the name of your first pet....
Next to number five and six write
down the name of a family
member...
Remember... no cheating .....
.
.
.
.
.
Keep scrolling down........
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Don't cheat, or you'll be upset.......
.
.
.
.
.
.
Here are the answers....
1. The number next to number
one shows how many times you
should be smashed
in the face with a baseball bat for
thinking that stupid
e-mails like this actually mean
anything.
You are a bloomin' idiot.
2. The person named next to number
two is someone who will
never sleep with
you because you're stupid enough to
waste your time
on something like this....
3. The color you picked means
nothing. It's a damn color
for heaven's sake...
4. Number four gives you the name of a dead animal....
5. Numbers five and six represent
family members who are
embarrased to be
related to you.....
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Subj: Brain
Teasers (S96)
From: RFSlick on 98-09-22
1. There is one word in the English
language that is always
pronounced incorrectly.
What is it?
2. A man gave one son 10 cents
and another son was given
15 cents.
What time is it?
3. A boat has a ladder that has
six rungs, each rung is
one foot apart.
The bottom rung is one foot from the
water. The
tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes.
High tide peaks
in one hour. When the tide is at it's
highest, how many
rungs are under water?
4. There is a house with four
walls. Each wall faces south.
There is a window
in each wall. A bear walks by one of
the windows.
What color is the bear?
5. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
6. There is a room. The shutters
are blowing in. There is
broken glass on
the floor. There is water on the floor.
You find Sloppy
dead on the floor. How did sloppy die?
7. How much dirt would be in
a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet
wide that has been
dug with a square edged shovel?
8. If I were in Hawaii and dropped
a bowling ball in a
bucket of water
which is 45 degrees F, and dropped
another ball of
the same weight, mass, and size in a
bucket at 30 degrees
F, them at the same time, which
ball would hit
the bottom of the bucket first? Same
question, but the
location is in Canada?
9. What is the significance of
the following: The year
is 1978, thirty-four
minutes past noon on May 6th.
10. What can go up a chimney down,
but can't go down
a chimney up?
11. A farmer needs to cut his hay so
he can play baseball.
He piles seven
haystacks in left field, and five in
right filed.
If he combined them all in the center
field, how many
haystacks does he have?
12. What is it that goes up and goes
down but does not move?
Answers To Brain Teasers
1. Incorrectly.
2. 1:45. The man gave away a
total of 25 cents. He divided it
between two people.
Therefore, he gave a quarter to two.
3. None, the boat rises with the tide. Duh.
4. White. If all the walls face
south, the house is at the
north pole, and
the bear, therefore, is a polar bear.
5. Three. Well, it seems that
it could almost be either,
but if you follow
the mathematical orders of operation,
division is performed
before addition. So... half of
two is one.
Then add two, and the answer is three.
6. Sloppy is a goldfish. The
wind blew the shutters in,
which knocked his
goldfish-bowl off the table, and it
broke, killing
him.
7. None. No matter how
big a hole is, it's still a hole:
the absence of
dirt. (And those of you who said 36 cubic
feet are wrong
for another reason, too. You would have
needed the length
measurement too. So you don't even
know how much air
is in the hole.)
8. Both questions, same answer:
the ball in the bucket of
45 degree F water
hits the bottom of the bucket last.
Did you think that
the water in the 30 degree F bucket
is frozen?
Think again. The question said nothing
about that bucket
having anything in it. Therefore,
there is no water
(or ice) to slow the ball down...
9. The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
10. An umbrella.
11. One. If he combines all of his
haystacks,
they all become
one big stack.
12. The temperature.
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Subj: Priority
Test (S95)
From: auntieg on 98-11-25
I thought this test was interesting,
and it only takes a
few moments to do, I promise!
Gayle
There are five things going on
simultaneously which need
to be taken care of:
1. The telephone is ringing.
2. The baby is crying.
3. Someone knocks at the front
door or rings the doorbell.
4. There is laundry hanging
on the line outside and
it begins to rain.
5. The water faucet in the kitchen
is running.
In what order do you take care
of the problems? Jot down
your order, and scroll down
after you've made your decision.
Each represent something in
your life. Don't cheat.
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1. The phone represents your
job or career.
2. The baby, your family.
3. The visitor, your friends.
4. The laundry, your sex life.
5. The running water, money
or wealth.
Makes you think, eh??? Hmmmmmmm.
How close did
this test match your priorities
in Life?
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Subj: W H
A T A M I ? ? (S69, S521c)
This useful tool, commonly found
in the range of 8 inches
long. The functioning
of which is enjoyed by members of
both sexes, is usually found
hung, dangling loosely,
ready for instant action.
It boasts of a clump of little
hairy things at one end and
a small hole at the other.
In use, it is quickly inserted,
almost always willingly,
sometimes slowly, sometimes
quickly, into a warm, fleshy,
moist opening where it is thrust
in and drawn out again
and again many times in succession,
often quickly and
accompanied by squirming bodily
movements. Anyone found
listening in will most surely
recognize the rhythmic,
pulsing sound, resulting from
the well lubricated
movements. When finally
withdrawn, it leaves behind a
juicy, frothy, sticky white
substance, some of which will
need cleaning from the outer
surfaces of the opening and
some from its long glistening
shaft. After everything is
done and the flowing and cleansing
liquids have ceased
emanating, it is returned to
its freely hanging state of
rest, ready for yet another
bit of action, hopefully
reaching its bristling climax
twice or three times a day,
but often much less.
W H A T A M I ? ?
As you may have already guessed,
the answer to the riddle
is none other than your very
own
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"Get your mind out of the gutter." :-)
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Subj: The
Test (S89, S598c)
From: RFSlick on 98-10-12
and
From: LABLaughsClean on 6/27/2008
What to do:
1) Grab a pen/pencil and
paper.
2) Mark the paper 1 to
10 down the side
3) Answer each question
and mark the corresponding letter
to your answer
on the paper
4) Calculate the point
score for each question for each
of your answers
5) Total up the points
for all the questions and see
where you
land!
Here goes...
1. When do you feel your
best?
(a)
In the morning
(b)
During the afternoon and early evening
(c)
Late at night
2. Do you usually walk
(a)
fairly fast, with long steps?
(b)
fairly fast, but with short, quick steps?
(c)
less fast, head up looking the world in the face?
(d)
less fast, head down?
(e)
very slowly?
3. When talking to people,
do you
(a)
stand with your arms folded?
(b)
have your hands clasped?
(c)
have one or both your hands on your hips?
(d)
touch or push the person to whom you are talking?
(e)
play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair?
4. When relaxing, do you
sit with
(a)
your knees bent and your legs neatly side by side?
(b)
your legs crossed?
(c)
your legs stretced out or straight?
(d)
with one leg curled under you?
5. When something really
amuses you, how do you react? Do you give
(a)
a big, appreciative laugh?
(b)
a laugh, but not a loud one?
(c)
a quiet chuckle?
(d)
a big smile?
(e)
a slow smile?
6. When you go to a party
or social gathering, you
(a) make
a loud entrance so everyone notices you?
(b) make
a quieter entrance looking around quickly
for someone you know
(c) make
quietest possible entrance? and try to stay unnoticed?
7. You are working hard,
concentrating hard.
You are interrupted.
Do you
(a) welcome
the break?
(b) feel
extremely irritated?
(c) vary
between these two extremes?
8. Which of the following
colors do you like most
(a)
red or orange
(b)
black
(c)
yellow or light blue
(d)
green
(e)
dark blue or purple
(f)
white
(g)
brown, gray, or violet
9. When you are in bed
at night, in those last
few
moments before going to sleep, do you lie
(a)
stretched out on your back?
(b)
stretched out face down on your stomach?
(c)
on your side, slightly curled?
(d)
with your head on one arm?
(e)
with your head under the covers?
10. Do you often dream that
you are
(a)
falling?
(b)
fighting or struggling?
(c)
searching for something or somebody?
(d)
flying or floating?
(e)
or do you usually have a dreamless sleep?
(f)
or do you have pleasant dreams?
" SCORE YOUR OWN QUIZ "
1. (a) 2
(b) 4 (c) 6
2. (a) 6
(b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2
(e) 1
3. (a) 4
(b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7
(e) 6
4. (a) 4
(b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1
5. (a) 6
(b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5
(e) 2
6. (a) 6
(b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6
(b) 2 (c) 4
8. (a) 6
(b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4
(e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1
9. (a) 7
(b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2
(e) 1
10. (a) 4
(b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5
(e) 6 (f) 1
Add the total number of points.
Results:
OVER 60 POINTS:
Others see you as someone they
should "handle with care."
You are seen as vain, self-centered
and extremely dominant.
Others may admire you and wish
they could be more like you,
but they don't always trust
you and hesitate to become too
deeply involved with you.
FROM 51 TO 60 POINTS:
Your friends see you as an exciting,
highly volatile, rather
impulsive personality; a natural
leader, quick to make
decisions (though not always
the right ones). They see you
as a bold and venturesome; someone
who will try anything -
well almost anything - once;
someone who takes a chance and
enjoys an adventure. They
enjoy being in your company
because of the excitement you
radiate.
FROM 41 TO 50 POINTS:
Others see you as fresh, lively,
charming, amusing and
always interesting; someone
who is constantly the center
of attention, but sufficiently
well-balanced not to let
it go to your head. They
see you also as kind,
considerate and understanding;
someone who will cheer
them up and help them out.
FROM 31 TO 40 POINTS:
Other people see you as sensible,
cautious, careful and
practical. They see you
as clever, gifted or talented,
but modest. Not a person
who makes friends too quickly
or too easily, but someone who
is extremely loyal to the
friends you do make and who
expects the same loyalty in
return. Those who really
get to know you realize that
it takes a lot to shake your
trust in your friends, but,
equally, that it takes you a
long time to get over it if
that trust is shaken.
FROM 21 TO 30 POINTS:
Your friends see you as painstaking,
perhaps a little
fussy at times. They see
you as very, very cautious and
extremely careful; a slow and
steady plodder. It would
really surprise them if you
ever did something impulsively
or on the spur of the moment.
They expect you to examine
everything carefully from every
side and then, usually
decide against it. They think
this reaction on your part
is caused partly by your carefully
nature and partly by
laziness.
UNDER 21 POINTS:
People think you are shy, nervous
and indecisive, someone
needs to be looked after, who
always wants someone else
to make the decisions
and who doesn't want to get
involved with anyone or anything.
They see you as a
worrier, who sees problems that
don't exist. Some people
think your are boring.
Only the people who know you well
know that you aren't.
The trouble is that you don't let
very many people get close to
you.
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Subj: A Puzzle
(S68)
From: auntieg on 98-05-17
Here's A Puzzle for You:
Schwartznegger has a big one,
Michael Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The pope has one but doesn't
use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
what is it?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
a last name........ Were you
thinking of something else?
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Subj: Free
Will Or Synaptic Wiring?
From: Anaise on 98-05-16
Free will or synaptic wiring?
You be the judge.
Check out the following exercise,
Just follow these instructions,
and answer the questions one
at a time and as quickly as you can!
Don't advance until you've done
each of them... really.
Now, arrow down (but not too
fast, you might miss something)....
What is:
1+5
2+4
3+3
4+2
5+1
Now repeat saying the number
6 to yourself as fast as you
can for 15 seconds, then scroll
down.
QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!
Then arrow down.
Keep going.
You're thinking of a carrot, right?
If not, you're among the 2% of
the population whose minds are
warped enough to think of something
else. 98% of people will
answer with carrot when given
this exercise. Freaky, huh?
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Subj: Tibetan
Personality Test (S481)
From: RFSlick on 98-05-13
and
From: jtgalvan on 4/8/2006
This is funny. No cheating.
* Make a wish before you start the quiz ***
Warning! Do take the quiz as
you read,
there are only 4 questions,
and if
you scan all the way to the
end before
finishing you won't get the
honest results.
Don't cheat! Scroll slowly and
do each
exercise. Don't look ahead.
Get pencil and paper and write
it down.
You will need it at the end.
This is an honest quiz, that
will tell
you about your true self.
Enjoy!
*************************************************
Question I :
Arrange the following 5 animals
according to your preference:
Cow
Tiger
Sheep
Horse
Monkey
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Question II :
Write one word to describe each
of the
following:
Dog
Cat
Rat
Coffee
Ocean
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Question III :
Think of somebody (who also
knows you)
that you can relate to the following
colors
Please don't repeat your answer
twice.
Name only one person for each
color.
Yellow
Orange
Red
White
Green
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Question IV :
Finally, indicate your favorite
number
(between 1 ? 10)
and favorite day of the week.
*************************************************
Are you done????? Make sure
your
answers are what you TRULY feel.......
Last chance............
See interpretations below :
But before going on, repeat your
wish
*************************************************
Question I :
This will define your priorities in life
Cow means career
Tiger means pride
Sheep means love
Horse means family
Monkey means money
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Question II :
Your description of Dog implies
your
own personality
Your description of Cat implies
your
partner's personality
Your description of Rat implies
your
enemy's personality
Your description of Coffee is
how you
interpret sex
Your description of Ocean implies
your
own life
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Question III :
Yellow - somebody who will never
forget you
Orange - someone whom you can
consider as
your real friend
Red - someone you really love
White - your soulmate
Green - a person whom you will
always
remember for the rest of your
life
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Question IV :
Your favorite number will be
the number
of persons you will be sending
this test to and the favorite
day will
be the day that your wish will
come
true!
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| Subj:
Tibetan Personality Test II (S582b)
From: ginafm on 3/20/2008 Source: http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html |
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This four question test is quite
revealing about your
values. You can take the
test at the source above,
or on my web site by clicking
'HERE'.
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