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Subj:     Christmas2 Jokes
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Includes the following:  Hatchlings of Angry Birds Movie Sing - Video (S988)
.........................Jeff Foxworthy Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas - Video (S672)
.........................Twelve Days of Suffering! (S254b)
.........................Mallard Comic Strip (S1037)
.........................The Man On The Moon - Video (S1035)
.........................The Twelve Days Of Christmas
.........................Frosty The Snowman - Cartoon (S623c)
.........................The Twelve Days Of Christmas (2ed vers.)
.........................Garfield's 10th Day Of Christmas - Video (S935)
.........................The Twelve Pains Of Christmas (DS)
.........................Book Christmas Tree - Photo (S933)
.........................Christmas Party Planning
.........................Planning The Office Party - Web Page
.........................On The 4th Day Of Christmas - cartoon (S833)
.........................Office Christmas Party
.........................This Will Keep You Cool! - Web Page (S87)
.........................12 Days Of Christmas - GIF (S465)

CHRISTMAS1 contains general Christmas jokes
CHRISTMAS2 includes 'Twelve Days of Christmas' jokes
CHRISTMAS3 contains 'Night Before Christmas' jokes
ChristmAS4 contains general Christmas jokes
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Subj:     Hatchlings of Angry Birds Movie Sing (S988d)
          Published by Sony Pictures
          From: Cheryl Goss-Linder on Facebook on 12/24/2015
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/oenxgUiNOYA
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Subj:     Jeff Foxworthy Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas
          From: gattica30 on 12/17/2009 (S672d, S881)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/VJOe3CXE-mA

 The original song was written by Rodney Carrington.
 Jeff Foxworthy rewrote the song and improved it greatly.
 Click 'HERE' to see the video from his CD.

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Subj:     Twelve Days of Suffering! (S254b)
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 12/12/2001

 Extracted this from the comics a few years ago.  It came
 from the strip, "Baby Blues".  I hope you like it.

 On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me
 twelve plumbers plumbing
 eleven diaper wipings
 ten Fords a-beeping
 nine songs they can't sing
 eight ways of belching
 seven tons of washing
 six teeth decaying
 five dozen Screams
 four appalling words
 three drenched friends
 two snotty gloves
 and a cartridge in a fir tree.

 Until later,
 Lee

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Subj:     Mallard Comic Strip (S1037)
          By Bruce Tinsley on 11/26/2016
 Source: http://comicskingdom.com/mallard-fillmore/2016-11-26
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Subj:     The Man On The Moon (S1035)
          From: Jackie Berg on 11/13/2016

 Source: https://www.youtube.com/
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 Click 'HERE' to see John Lewis Christmas TV advert of
 "The Man on The Moon." It was made to "drive awareness
 and support for some of the millions of older people
 who can go for a month without speaking to anyone."
 

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Subj:     The Twelve Days Of Christmas
          From: Bob Tompkins in 1996

     On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
     Twelve Drummers Drumming

                       .-}        .-}        .-}
                       |_|        |_|        |_|
                       (_)        (_)  __    (_) .---.
                       | \ .--.   | \.'  '.  | \/     \
                       |\_|--o )  |\_|--o  ; |\_|--o   |
                       |:| '--'   |:|'.__.'  |:|\     /
                       |:|        |:|        |:| `---`
                       |:|_       |:|_       |:|_
                  ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

             .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.
             |M|   |E|   |R|   |R|   |Y|   |X|   |M|   |A|   |S|
             (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)   (_)
            /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\ /\Y/\
            [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX] [XXX]
             |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||
             |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||
            _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_
           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
 

     Eleven Pipers Piping
         _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _     _
       ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)  ,/_)
        (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")   (")
        /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\   /I\
       (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\) (/^\)
        |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||
        |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||   |||
       _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_ _|||_
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
 

     Ten Lords A-Leaping

                                   w              w
                    w              0__           \0__
                   \0__     w     /|_     w      /_
                   /_     __0/  '\/ /    \0_  '\/ /    w
                '\/ /      /_       `    /_       `  __0/
                    `   `\/  \,         _\ \,         /_
                     w                 `           `\/  \,
                    \0__      w                 w
                    /_        0__       w      \0__
                   _\ \,     /|_      __0/      |_
                  `        `\/  \,     /_      _\ \,
                                    `\/ /,    `
 
 

     Nine Ladies Dancing

                                                            |~
                          ()                       ()      0` |~
                  ()    _/)(\_           ()      _/)(\_      0`
                _/)(\_   /^^\    ()    _/)(\_     /""\
                /~~\   /____\ _/)(\_   /``\     /____\
                /____\          /""\   /____\   ()
                        ()     /____\         _/)(\_      ()
              |~      _/)(\_           ()      /^^\     _/)(\_
             0` |~     /``\          _/)(\_   /____\     /~~\
               0`     /____\          /~~\              /____\
                                     /____\
 
 

     Eight Maids A-Milking
 

               __.----.       __.----.        __.----.        __.----.___
     (\(__)/)-'     (\(__)/)-'      (\(__)/)-'      (\(__)/)-'        ;--`
      `(uu)'      _  `(dd)'       _  `(gg)'       _  `(vv)'       _   |
       )  (      (|)  )  (       (|)  )  (       (|)  )  (       (|)  |
      (o  o)     8~8 (o  o)      8~8 (o  o)      8~8 (o  o)      8~8 ,/
       `--'\_    (__).`--'\_    (__).'`--'\_    (__).'`--'\_    _(__)|
            `|||~~/\||     `|||~~/\||      `|||~~/\||      `||~|| /\||
      ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^
               __.----.       __.----.        __.----.       __.----.___
     (\(__)/)-'      (\(__)/)-'     (\(__)/)-'     (\(__)/)-'        ;--`
      `(99)'       _  `(66)'      _  `(aa)'      _  `(ee)'        _  |
       )  (       (|)  )  (      (|)  )  (      (|)  )  (        (|) |
      (o  o)      8~8 (o  o)     8~8 (o  o)     8~8 (o  o)       8~8,/
       `--'\_    (__).'`--'\_    (__).`--'\_    (__).`--'\_    _(__)|
            `|||~~/\||      `|||~~/\||     `|||~~/\||     `||~|| /\||
      ^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^`^
 
 

     Seven swans A-Swimming

            ___     ___     ___     ___     ___     ___     ___
           /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \   /,_ \    _,
           |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   |/ )/   / |
            //  _/ |//  _/  //  _/  //  _/  //  _/  //  _/  //  _/  |
            / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   / (_/   _)
           /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   /   `   _/)
           \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-  \  ~=-   /
       ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
 
 

     Six Geese A-Laying
         __         __         __         __         __         __
       (' )      (' )      (' )      (' )      (' )      (' )
         )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,     )/   ,
        /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\   /(____/\
       /        ) /        ) /        ) /        ) /        ) /        )
       \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/  \ `  =~~/
        `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __ `---Y-' __
           ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~' (__)   ~~'(__)
 
 

     Five Golden Rings

                         .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.   .-.
                        ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_)) ((_))
                         '-'   '-'   '-'   '-'   '-'
 
 

     Four Calling Birds

                      ___       ___       ___       ___
                     ('v')     ('v')     ('v')     ('v')
                    ((   ))   ((   ))   ((   ))   ((   ))
                  -/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"---/-"---"--
 
 

     Three French Hens

                         (\  }\   (\  }\   (\  }\
                        (  \_(' (  \_(' (  \_('
                        (__(=_)  (__(=_)  (__(=_)
                           -"=      -"=      -"=
 

     Two Turtle Doves
                                _      _
                               ?')_,/ ?') ,/
                               (_==/  (_==/
                                ='-    ='-
 
 

     And a Partridge in a Pear Tree
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                               /@"@@@@@()@
                              @@()@@()@@@@
                              @@@O@@@@()@@@
                              @()@@\@@@()@@
                               @()@||@@@@@
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                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
              Happy Days one and all, thanks for a fun year !
 

     SEASONS GREETINGS                              _...._
                           \  _  /                .::o:::::.
                            (\o/)                .:::'''':o:.
                        ---  / \  ---            :o:_    _:::
                             *?                 `:}_()?_{:'
                            0?@?             @    `'//\\'`    @
                           @??*          @ #    //  \\     # @
                         @*?0???       __#_#____/'____'\____#_#_
                         *@???@??     [_________________________]
                        @0???*??@?     |=_- .-/\ /\ /\ /\--. =_-|
                       *0??@???@???    |-_= | \ \\ \\ \\ \ |-_=-|
                      @*??@?*??0?*?   |_=-=| / // // // / |_=-_|
        \*/          0*??@?0??*?@??  |=_- |`-'`-'`-'`-'  |=_=-|
     __\\U//___     *@?0??*@?*?0?? | =_-| o          o |_==_|
     \\ | | \\|    @0?*??0@??0???*?@?|=_- | !     (    ! |=-_=|
      \\| | _(UU)_ ((*))_0?*?0?@???0?*?-,-=| !    ).    ! |-_-=|
     \ \| || / //||.*.*.*.|@??*??@?0???((=_| ! __(:')__ ! |=_==|

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Subj:     Frosty The Snowman (S623c, S881)
          From: darrellvip on 12/19/2008
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Subj:     The Twelve Days Of Christmas (2ed vers.)
          From: TNKRTEACH on 97-12-19

 Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 14, 1994

 Dearest John:
 I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge
 in a pear tree.  What a thoroughly delightful gift and such a
 lovely surprise!
                              With deepest love and devotion,
                              Agnes
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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 15, 1994

 Dearest John:
 Today the postman brought your very sweet gift.  Just imagine
 two turtle doves.  I'm just delighted at your very thoughtful
 gift.  They are just adorable.

                              All my love,
                              Agnes
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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 16, 1994

 Dearest John:
 Oh aren't you the extravagant one!  I really must protest.
 I don't deserve such generosity - 3 French hens.  They are
 adorable but I must insist - please, you've been much too kind.

                              Love,
                              Agnes
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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 17, 1994

 Dear John,
 Today the postman delivered 4 calling birds.  Now really,
 they are beautiful but don't you think enough is enough.
 You're being too romantic.

                              Affectionately,
                              Agnes
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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 18, 1994

 Dearest John:
 What a wonderful surprise.  Today the postman delivered 5
 golden rings.  One for every finger.  You're impossible
 but I love it!  Frankly, all those birds were beginning to
 get on my nerves.

                              All my love,
                              Anges
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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 19, 1994

 Dear John:
 When I opened the door there were actually 6 geese a-laying
 on my front steps.  So, you're back to the birds again, huh?
 Those geese are huge!  Where will I ever keep them?  The
 neighbors are complaining and I can't sleep through the
 racket.

 Please stop.

                              Cordially,
                              Agnes
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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 20, 1994

 John:
 What is it with you and these frigging birds?!!  Seven
 Swans-a-Swimming?!!  Are you kidding?!  What kind of sick
 joke is this?  There's bird poop all over the house and
 the incessant honking is driving me nuts.  I can't sleep
 at night - I'm a nervous wreck.  It's not funny, so stop
 with the crummy birds.

                              Sincerely,
                              Agnes
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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 21, 1994

 O.K. Buster:
 I think I prefer the birds - what the heck am I going to do
 with 8 maids-a-milking?!  It's not enough that the good for
 nothing postman delivered 8 maids to join those miserable
 birds, but he brought their cows as well!  There is manure
 all over my house and I can't take a safe step any more!
 I have a splitting headache, thank you very much.

                              Just lay off me smart guy,
                              Agnes
 p.s. I hocked the rings to buy bird food and hay.
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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 22, 1994

 You Mullethead!!
 What are you some kind of sadist?  That rotten postman
 delivered 9 pipers playing, and I do mean playing - they
 have been playing around with the maids since they arrived.
 The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over
 those screeching birds!!!  What am I going to do?  The
 neighbors are talking eviction.  I'm sicking the police on
 you.
                              You'll get yours,
                              Agnes

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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                              December 23, 1994

 You Rotten Jerk,
 Yes I received your latest gift delivered by your partner
 in this devious plot - the postman.  Ten ladies dancing -
 Hah Hah, ver-r-r-y funny.  I don't know why I call those
 tramps ladies - they've been mauling the pipers all night
 long.  My livingroom is a lake of manure and bird crap.
 The Commissioner of Buildings has subpoenaed me to give
 cause why this building shouldn't be condemned.

 I'm sicking the police on you.

                              One who means it.
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                              Miss Agnes McHolstein
                              69 Cash Avenue
                              Beaver Valley, Colorado

                             December 24, 1994

 Listen Meathead,
 Oh yes- that postman- that devil in postal uniform-
 delivered the eleven loards-a-leaping-- you sicko.  And
 they have been leaping- yes sir.  On the maids, the
 ladies, on anything that moves!!  They ran through the
 maids and ladies and then went on to roping the cows!!!
 All 23 birds are dead.  They were trampled to death
 during the rodeo.  I hope you're happy you rotten vicious
 swine.  I'm working on a revenge for you and your delivery
 buddy.

                              Your sworn enemy,
                              Agnes
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                              Law Offices
                              Badger, Bender and Cahole
                              303 Knave Street
                              Chicago, Illinois

                              December 25, 1994

 Dear Sir:
 This is to acknowledge the receipt of your gift of 12
 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on
 our client, Miss Agnes McWholestein.  The destruction, of
 course, was complete.  The postman is slowly recovering
 from the unfortunate attack he received at the hands of
 Miss McWholestein upon receipt of the fiddlers, although
 he remains terrified of Christmas deliveries.  All further
 correspondence should come to our attention.  Should you
 attempt to contact Miss McWholestein at Spring Shadows
 Glen Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot
 you on site.

                              Cordially,
                              Badger, Bender and Cahole

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Subj:     Garfield's 10th Day Of Christmas (S935d)
          Posted by Thane Greyhaven
          From: Garfield on Facebook
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/gTTnONJJFGY
 Source2: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1015258
..........5778025847?set=vb.20460375846?type=2?theater

 This version of Garfield's 12 Days of Christmas video
 is very cute. Click 'HERE' for to see it's 1st Day of
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Subj:     The Twelve Pains Of Christmas (DS)
          From: DafterLafter on 12/6/2004

 The first thing at Christmas,
 That's such a pain to me:
 Is finding a Christmas tree.

 The second thing at Christmas,
 That's such a pain to me:
 Rigging up the lights.
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The third thing at Christmas
 That's such a pain to me:
 Hangovers.
 Rigging up the lights.
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The fourth thing at Christmas,
 That's such a pain to me:
 Sending Christmas cards.
 Hangovers.
 Rigging up the lights.
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The fifth thing at Christmas
 That's such a pain to me:
 Five month of bills!
 Sending Christmas cards.
 Hangovers.
 Rigging up the lights.
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The sixth thing at Christmas
 That's such a pain to me:
 Facing my in-laws.
 Five months of bills.
 Oh, I hate those Christmas cards.
 Hangovers.
 Rigging up these lights.
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The seventh thing a Christmas,
 That's such a pain to me:
 The Salvation Army.
 Facing my in-laws.
 Five months of bills!
 Sending Christmas cards.
 Ohhh geeez.
 I'm tryin to rig up these lights!
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The eighth thing at Christmas,
 That's such a pain to me:
 I want a transformer for Christmas.
 Charities, and what do you mean YOUR in-laws?!
 Five months of bills.
 Ughh, makin' up these cards.
 oh, Edith get me a beer huh?
 What we have no extension cords?!
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The ninth thing at Christmas
 That's such a pain to me:
 Finding parking spaces,
 Daddy, I want some candy!
 Donations!
 Facing my in-laws.
 Five months of bills.
 Writing out those Christmas cards.
 Hangovers.
 Now why the hell are they blinking?!
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The tenth thing at Christmas
 That's such a pain to me:
 Batteries not included.
 No parking spaces.
 Buy me something!
 Get a job you bum!
 Facing my in-laws.
 Five months of bills.
 Yo-ho sending Christmas cards.
 Oh-geez look at this.
 One light goes out, they all go out!
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The eleventh thing at Christmas
 That's such a pain to me:
 Stale T.V. specials.
 Batteries not included.
 No parking spaces
 Mom, I gotta go bathroom!
 Charities!
 She's a witch, I hate her.
 Five months of bills.
 Oh, I don't even know half these people!
 Oh, who has the toilet paper, huh?
 Turn on a flashlight, I blew a fuse!
 And finding a Christmas tree.

 The twelfth thing at Christmas
 That's such a pain to me:
 Singing Christmas carols.
 Stale T.V. specials.
 Batteries not included.
 No parking!
 *Crying*
 Charities.
 Gotta make 'em dinner.
 Five months of bills.
 I'm not sending 'em this year, that's it!
 Shut up, you!
 Fine, you're so smart! You rig up the lights!
 And finding a Christmas tree.

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Subj:     Book Christmas Tree (S933)
          From: Lisa Golsan on Facebook
 Source: https://www.facebook.com/AuthorMaryBalogh/photos/a.186291551
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Subj:     Christmas Party Planning
          From: humorlist-digest V1 #276 on 97-12-14

 Festivity Level 1:
 Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring
 your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the
 upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors
 d'oeuvres.

 Festivity Level 2:
 Your guests are talking loudly -- sometimes to each other,
 and sometimes to nobody at all, rearranging your Christmas-
 tree ornaments, singing "I Gotta Be Me" around the upright
 piano, gulping their drinks and wolfing down hors d'oeuvres.

 Festivity Level 3:
 Your guests are arguing violently with inanimate objects,
 singing "I can't get no satisfaction," gulping down other
 peoples' drinks, wolfing down Christmas tree ornaments and
 placing hors d'oeuvres in the upright piano to see what
 happens when the little hammers strike.

 Festivity Level 4: ?My personal favorite>
 Your guests, hors d'oeuvres smeared all over their naked
 bodies, are performing a ritual dance around the burning
 Christmas tree.  The piano is missing.  Neighbors have all
 called 911.  Sirens can be heard approaching in the
 background.
 

 HELPFUL TIP:
 Often bail bondsmen will give you a group rate if you reach
 Level 4 on at least two consecutive Christmas parties!

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Subj:     Planning The Office Party
          From: RFSlick on 1/2/2001
 Source: http://mistupid.com/jokes/page011.htm
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Subj:     On The 4th Day Of Christmas (S833d)
          From: Jeanne Williams
          on Facebook on 12/29/2012
 Source: http://sketchedout.wordpress.com/tag/four-calling-birds/

 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute cartoon.

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Subj:     Office Christmas Party
          From: humorlist-digest V1 #276 on 97-12-14

 (Also see 'Jewish Wife Was Unfaithful' in JEWISH1)

 After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke
 up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly
 unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.  After
 a trip to the bathroom, he was able to make his way downstairs,
 where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

 "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night.  Was it
 as bad as I think?"

 "Even worse," she assured him, voice dripping with scorn.  "You
 made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the
 entire board of directors, and insulted the President of the
 company to his face."

 "He's an a**hole - piss on him!"

 "You did," Louise informed him.  "And he fired you."

 "Well, screw him!" said John.

 "I did.  You're back at work on Monday."

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Subj:     This Will Keep You Cool! (S87)
          From: JOELFALLON on 98-10-02
Photo from MrsMcGowan.com

   This silly snowball fight in text form is so long
   it needs it's own file.  Click 'HERE' to see it.

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Subj:     12 Days Of Christmas - GIF (S465)
          From: LABLaughsRiddles on 12/21/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
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