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Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie
anyway - but the Hershey Man will know!
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This is pretty neat. 

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! 
It takes less than a minute . 
Work this out as you read . 
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! 
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
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1. First of all, pick the number of times a week
that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)
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2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
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3. Add 5
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4. Multiply it by 50 --
I'll wait while you get the calculator
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5. If you have already had your birthday
this year add 1759.
If you haven't, add 1758.
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6. Now subtract the four digit year
that you were born.
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You should have a three digit number
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The first digit of this was your
original number 
(i.e., how many times you want to
have chocolate each week).
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The next two numbers are
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YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
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THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009)
IT WILL WORK. 

Chocolate Calculator.