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Includes the following:  St. Bernard's Boy's Bathroom - Cartoon (S508b)
.........................Swedish Self-Cleaning Toilet - Video (S765)
.........................A White And Three Blacks At The Urinals
.........................Fortune 500's Men's Washroom - Cartoon (S702)
.........................Taking Your Child In The Stall (S576)
.........................Bathtub Toy - Video (S600b)
.........................The House Behind The House - Poem (S450, S845)
.........................Learning To Use The Urinal - Cartoon (S878)
.........................Two Girls Have To Pee - Video (S642c)
.........................Bathroom Video - Video (S664b)
.........................The History of Toilet Paper (S1007)
.........................You Never Realize What You Have... (S787)
.........................Man Trapped In Toilet - Video (S804)
.........................How Can A Man Who Can Hit A Deer At 250 Yards - Sign (S961)
.........................Toilet Training
.........................Short Urinal Jokes
..............................Tundra Comics (S866)
..............................What Your Toilet Paper Says About You (S778)
..............................There are Friends, And True Friends (S818)
..............................Pickles Sunday Comic Strip (S776)
..............................Aircraft Slams Into 4 Buildings (S734)
..............................Chuckle Bros Cartoon (S643)
..............................The Flying McCoys Cartoon (S633c)
..............................Trapped In A Toilet At Work (S731)
..............................Frank And Ernest Comic Strip (S631c)
..............................Opus Comic Strip (S605c)
..............................Bathroom Time Monitored (S576)
..............................Bathroom Mirror Prank - Video (S562b)
..............................Space Toilets - Video (S561, S751)
..............................How To Get A Man To Wash His Hands (S557b)
..............................Doonesbury On The Senator Craig Scandal (S556b)
..............................Men Can Multi-Task - Video (S555, S699)
..............................The Porta-Potti - Video (S551b)
..............................Can't Miss Urinal (S404)
..............................The Toilet Seat Wars (S506b)
..............................A Dozen Amazing Toilets (S482)
..............................Kinky Toilet (S479b)
..............................California Outhouse (S473c)
..............................Bathroom Rules For Men (S461)
..............................Bathroom Horror - Cartoon (S459b)
..............................The Fly in the Armsterdam Urinal (S451, S803)
..............................A Present For People Who Have Rubbed You Wrong (S450)
..............................Painted Floor (S432b)
..............................Saving Paper (S427)
..............................His/Hers Restrooms Doors (S418b)
..............................Sleepy Pooh (S413b)
..............................Toilet Paper Directions (S411, S691)

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Subj:     St. Bernard's Boy's Bathroom (S508b)
          By Mike Peters
          From: Mother Goose and Grimm comics on 10/19/06
 Source: http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php
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Subj:     Swedish Self-Cleaning Toilet (S765d)
          From: Wimp.com on 9/11/2011
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/wa1ymhVjyWs

 This 2007 commercial from the Swedish company CWS is
 funny, bizarre, and unique.  Click 'HERE' to see this great ad.

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Subj:     A White And Three Blacks At The Urinals
          From: thebartend on 98-06-18

 One night a man was drinking in a bar and he had to go to
 the bathroom.  While he was going, he noticed that there
 were three black men next to him at the urinals. He happened
 to look down and was shocked to see that one of the men had
 a white penis.  He quickly finished and went back to the bar.
 He told the bartender that he had just seen the strangest
 thing when he was in the bathroom.  The bartender asked him
 what he saw.

 "Well, while I was taking a leak, I looked over and next to
 me were three black guys and one of them had a white dick!"
 he said.

 "Oh, those weren't black men," the bartender said, "they are
 all coal miners and apparently one of them went home for lunch."

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Subj:     Fortune 500's Men's Washroom (S702)
          From: tom on 6/27/2010
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Subj:     Taking Your Child In The Stall (S576)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/11/2008

 My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker.  He loves to
 communicate and does it quite well.  He talks to people
 constantly, whether we're in the library, the grocery
 store or at a drive-thru window.  People often comment on
 how clearly he speaks for a just-turned- 3-year-old.  And
 you never have to ask him to turn up the volume.  It's
 always fully cranked.

 Cade continued, "Mommy, you ARE going stinkies aren't you?
 Oh, dats a good girl, Mommy!

 Are you gonna get some candy for going stinkies on the potty?

 Let me see doze stinkies, Mommy!  Oh ... Mommy!  I'm trying
 to see in dere.

 Oh! I see dem.  Dat is a very good girl, Mommy.  You are
 gonna get some candy!

 "I heard a few faint chuckles coming from the stalls on
 either side of me.  Where is a screaming newborn when you
 need her?  Good grief.  This was really getting embarrassing.
 I was definitely waiting a long time before exiting.

 "Mommy!  Would you get off the potty, now?  I want you to be
 done going stinkies!   Get up!  Get up!"

 He grunted as he tried to pull me off.  Now I could hear full-
 blown laughter.  I bent down to count the feet outside my door.

 "Oh, are you wooking under dere, Mommy?   You wooking under da
 door?   What were you wooking at, Mommy?  You wooking at the
 wady's feet? "

 More laughter.  I stood inside the locked door and tried to
 assess the situation.

 "Mommy, it's time to wash our hands, now.  We have to go out
 now, Mommy."

 He started pounding on the door.

 "Mommy, don't you want to wash your hands?   I want to go out!!"

 I saw that my "wait 'em out" plan was unraveling.  I sheepishly
 opened the door, and found standing outside my stall, twenty
 to thirty ladies crowded around the stall, all smiling and
 starting to applaud.

 My first thought was complete embarrassment, then I thought,
 "Where's the fine print on the 'motherhood contract' where I
 signed away every bit of my dignity and privacy?"

 But as my little boy gave me a big, cheeky grin while he
 rubbed bubbly soap between his chubby little hands, I thought,
 I'd sign it all away again, just to be known as Mommy to this
 little fellow.

 (Shannon Popkin is a freelance writer and mother of three.
 She lives with her family in Grand Rapids, Michigan, where
 she no longer uses public restrooms

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Subj:     Bathtub Toy (S600b in Pussy)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/7/2008
 At: http://jokelibrary.net/sex/p_to_s/pussy-bathtub.wmv

 You can view this short, dirty, cute WMV video
 by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     The House Behind The House - Poem (S450, S845)
          From: RFSlick on 8/30/2005

 One of my fondest memories
 As I recall the days of yore
 was the little house, behind the house,
 With the crescent o'er the door.

 'Twas a place to sit and ponder
 With your head all bowed down low;
 Knowing that you wouldn't be there,
 If you didn't have to go.

 Ours was a multi-holer, three,
 With a size for every one.
 You left there feeling better,
 After your job was done.

 You had to make those frequent trips
 In snow, rain, sleet, or fog--
 To that little house where you usually
 Found the Sears-Roebuck catalog.

 Oft times in dead of winter,
 The seat was spread with snow.
 Twas then with much reluctance,
 To that little house you'd go.

 With a swish you'd clear that wooden seat,
 Bend low, with dreadful fear
 You'd shut your eyes and grit your teeth
 As you settled on your rear.

 I recall the day Ol' Granddad,
 Who stayed with us one summer,
 Made a trip out to that little house
 Which proved to be a bummer.

 'Twas the same day that my Dad had
 Finished painting the kitchen green.
 He'd just cleaned up the mess he'd made

 With rags and gasoline.

 He tossed the rags down in the hole
 Went on his usual way
 Not knowing that by doing so
 He'd eventually rue the day.

 Now Granddad had an urgent call,
 I never will forget!
 This trip he made to the little house
 Stays in my memory yet.

 He sat down on the wooden seat,
 With both feet on the floor.
 He filled his pipe and tapped it down
 And struck a match on the outhouse door.

 He lit the pipe and sure enough,
 it soon began to glow.
 He slowly raised his rear a bit
 And tossed the flaming match below.

 The Blast that followed, I am told
 Was heard for miles around;
 And there was poor ol' Granddad
 Sprawled out there on the ground.

 The smoldering pipe still in his mouth,
 His eyes were shut real tight;
 The celebrated three-holer
 Was blown clear out of sight.

 We asked him what had happened,
 What he said I'll ne'er forget.
 He said he thought it must have been
 The pinto beans he et!

 Next day we had a new one
 Dad put it up with ease.
 But this one had a door sign
 that read: No Smoking, Please!

 Now that's the story's end my friend,
 Of  memories long ago,
 When we went to the house behind the house,
 because we had to go.

 For those who never had to trot out in the Cold.....
 Just Give Thanks!!!

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Subj:     Learning To Use The Urinal (S878)
          From: tom on 11/4/2013
 Source: Jokideo.com
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Subj:     Two Girls Have To Pee (S642c) 
          From: mauryschu on 4/23/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/7quzEDPDo4A

 In this video, two girls have to pee in a dirty bathroom.
 I'm not sure if this video is funny, or just plain sick.
 Click 'HERE' to view it.

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Subj:     Bathroom Video (S664b)
          From: tom on 9/25/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/8ZRICXfB7Gs

 This silly video is cute.  Click 'HERE' to see it.

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Subj:     The History of Toilet Paper (S1007)
          From TLL on 5/2/2016

  MORE THAN YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT TOILET PAPER

  1. The first recorded use of toilet paper was in 6th Century China.
  2. By the 14th Century, the Chinese government was mass-producing it.
  3. Americans got the idea of using paper from the Japanese
     but packaged toilet paper wasn't sold in the United States until 1857.
  4. Joseph Gayetty, the man who introduced packaged TP to the U.S.,
     had his name printed on every sheet.
  5. Global toilet paper demand uses nearly 30,000 trees every day.
  6. That's 10 million trees a year.
  7. It wasn't until 1935 that a manufacturer was able to
     promise Splinter-Free Toilet Paper.
  8. Seven percent of Americans admit to stealing rolls
     of toilet paper in hotels.
  9. Americans use an average of 8.6 sheets of toilet paper
     per trip to the bathroom.
 10. The average roll has 333 sheets.
 11. Historically, what you use to wipe depended on your income level.
 12. In the middle ages they used something called a gompf stick
     which was just an actual stick used to scrape.
 13. Wealthy Romans used wool soaked in rose water
     and French royalty used lace.
 14. Other things that were used before toilet paper include:
     hay, corn cobs (see note at end), cotton rags, sticks,
     stones, sand, moss, hemp, wool, husks, fruit peels, ferns,
     sponges, seashells, knotted ropes, and broken pottery.
 15. Roughly 70% of the world still doesn't use toilet paper
     because it is too expensive or there is not sufficient plumbing.
 16. In many Western European countries, bidets are seen by women
     as more effective and preferable to toilet paper.
 17. Colored toilet paper was popular in the U.S. until the 1940s.
 18. The reason toilet paper disintegrates so quickly when wet
     is that the fibers used to make it are very short.
 19. On the International Space Station, they still use regular toilet paper
     but it has to be sealed in special containers and compressed.
 20. During Desert Storm, the U.S. Army used toilet paper
     to camouflage their tanks.
 21. In 1973 Johnny Carson caused a toilet paper shortage.
     He said as a joke that there was a shortage, which
     there wasn't, until everyone believed him and ran out
     to buy up the supply. It took three weeks for some
     stores to get more stock.
 22. There is a contest sponsored by Charmin to design and make
     wedding dresses out of toilet paper. The winner gets $2,000.
 23. There was a toilet paper museum in Wisconsin,
     The Madison Museum of Bathroom Tissue, but it closed in 2000.
 24. The museum once had over 3,000 rolls of TP from places all over
     the world, including The Guggenheim, Ellis Island, and Graceland.
 25. There is still a virtual toilet paper museum called Nobody's Perfect.
 26. In 1996, President Clinton passed a Toilet Paper Tax
     of 6 cents per roll, which is still in effect today.
 27. Many Muslims wipe their bums with their bare hand
     but always the left hand. They eat with their right hand.
     If you are caught shop lifting, your right hand is cut off
     forcing you to eat with your poopy left hand which pretty
     much means you eat alone.
 28. The most expensive toilet paper in the world is from Portuguese
     brand Renova. It is three-ply, perfumed, costs $3 per roll and
     comes in several colors including black, red, blue and green.
 29. Beyonce uses only red Renova toilet paper.
 30. When asked what necessity they would bring to a desert island,
     49% of people said toilet paper before food.
 31. Queen Elizabeth II wipes her royal bum with silk.
 33. Koji Suzuki, a Japanese horror novelist best known for writing
     The Ring, had an entire novel printed on a single roll of toilet paper.
 34. The novel takes place in a public bathroom and the entire
     story runs approximately one hundred and three feet long.
 
     Note: Standard practice with corn cobs is to go to the outhouse
     with two red cobs and one white one. First you use a red one,
     then a white one (to see if you need another red one).

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Subj:     You Never Realize What You Have... (S787 in Facebook)
          From: Wol Craft Russell on 2/11/2012
 Source: Facebook
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Subj:     Man Trapped In Toilet (S804)
          Made by Just for Laughs Gags
          From: dcappucini on 6/9/2012
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/n0rh8KZcq6I

 Prank victims hear a man yelling from inside a port
 a potty, and find a man's feet are sticking out of
 a portable toilet seat.  Click 'HERE' to see this
 silly stunt.

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Subj:     How Can A Man Who Can Hit A Deer At 250 Yards (S961)
          From: Cathy Lavezzo-Freitas on Facebook
 Source: http://www.emergencyvault.com/product/missing-the-toilet/
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Subj:     Toilet Training
          From: Ossama's Laugh on 12/29/97

 The Ideal Situation
 If you are lucky, and rarely is this the case, then you may
 be on the receiving end of what is only known as the "Ideal
 Situation."  This situation is, of course, the presence of
 one urinal.  The etiquette here is simple: if it's empty,
 pee, if it's not, don't.  Period.  Of course, a foray to
 the world of the public stall could be merited if the urinal
 is busy, but it is always preferable to busy one's self
 with washroom related activity while waiting for the urinal
 to free up.  Wash your hands, check your hair, check the
 floor for loose change, do the moonwalk, etc.

 An important note: It is NOT considered proper etiquette to
 enquire to a peeing person if he is almost done.  Nor is it
 seemly to attempt to peek in the urinal for activity.  If
 you suspect the patron is merely standing around with his
 fly open, it is usually best just to keep those suspicions
 to yourself.

 Two Urinal Tango
 One urinal was easy.  No tough decisions there.  Two urinals,
 well, it's a whole different world.  With luck, they will
 both be empty.  In this case, choose the appropriate urinal
 based on proximity to walls and other forms of shielding,
 and preferably as far away as possible from large sources
 of microwaves and free radicals.

 Chances are though, that with two urinals one of them will
 be occupied.  In this case under no circumstances should
 you proceed to the urinal.  I repeat: DO NOT PROCEED.  To
 proceed is to pee in one urinal adjoining another which is
 also occupied.  This is the cardinal sin of urinal etiquette.
 Never pee beside someone.  Instead, it is best to busy one's
 self with activites mentioned under the Ideal Situation,
 with the possible exception of moonwalking, for which
 breakdancing should be substituted.

 A question which becomes increasingly pressing at this point
 is the option of the stall.  If the need is urgent (and it
 may well be), the stall may be considered.  However, it is
 of utmost importance to make it appear as if the stall was
 the destination all along.  This is why planning is
 necessary. If there is potential urination in the near
 future, one should always take these easy steps:
 1. Scout out the bathroom: Urinal number and location
 2. Map out a secondary stall acess route
 3. Practice casual-seeming scouting of urinal area
 4. Limber up for extensive periods of breakdancing
 Planning is not all it takes though. Once in the stall,
 standing is no longer an option.  To stand is to admit to
 all who peek for feet that you never had any intention of
 using a stall, but rather that your efforts at finding a
 suitable urinal were unfruitful. Sit and pee, and if at all
 possible, stay for an amount of time equal to that which
 you would normally take if the stall had been the appro-
 priate initial choice, once again to suggest that you are
 not simply peeing in a stall.  However, here we delve into
 the realm of stall etiquette, which is an entirely
 different field.

 Three's Company
 Well then, what about three urinals.  Well, this starts to
 get tricky.  If you should come across three empty urinals,
 then the natural male tendency to attempt to accumulate
 power and property might lead you to try the middle urinal.
 Unfortunately, in some countries, to do so is punishable
 in manners unspeakable.  For to choose the middle urinal
 is to deny any subsequent patron of the urinals the
 opportunity to pee in isolation while you are still at
 your business.  To choose the middle of three urinals is
 to commit an act of pure, unadulterated selfishness, and
 for it one should be ashamed.  Instead, one should
 immediately proceed the the end urinal which is furthest
 from the door, or alternatively, best smelling.

 However, all three urinals are not always empty.  If upon
 entering the bathroom you discern that the middle urinal
 alone is occupied, ever, you should immediately seek out
 the proper authorities to punish the culprit.  Hopefully
 though, one of the end urinals is occupied.  This allows
 one to proceed to the opposite urinal, and pee in relative
 security.

 Further complications arise if two of the urinals are
 occupied.  If they are the two end urinals, then one
 should proceed with delay tactics which were described
 earlier, especially nose scratching and armpit sniffing.
 Alternatively, a stall may be employed, being sure to use
 the deceitful tactics also mentioned earlier.  It is
 possible that two adjacent urinals of the three be
 occupied. In this case, it is best just to leave.  Hold
 your urge, and retreat. To stay is to share in the shame
 that must accompany any two individuals who are engaged
 in such an unseemly situation.  Furthermore, if you are
 ever engaged in peeing at an end urinal, and someone
 enters the middle urinal with the intention of peeing,
 it is most definitely appropriate to ask him to leave.
 If he is unreceptive to your request, you might consider
 peeing on his leg.

 Should all three urinals be occupied, upon entry to the
 bathroom, not only should you beat a hasty retreat, but
 you should also avert your eyes in order not to have
 the horrible sight of three adjacent occupied urinals
 forever ingrained into your mind.

 Just Four, Not More
 Well with four urinals, the decisions start to really
 pile up.  Even if all four urinals are empty upon your
 arrival, there is still a lot of thinking to do.  Ideally,
 you should still choose a nice, clean smelling urinal at
 either one of the ends. However, certain extenuating
 circumstances have set precedence for the selection of
 one of the two inner urinals.  The reason that this is
 acceptable is that the selection of an inner urinal does
 not decrease the potential M.P.P.N.B.A. (Maximum People
 Peeing Not Beside Anyone).  Therefore, if, say, a large
 deposit of nuclear waste has located itself in BOTH of
 the end urinals, an inner urinal may be employed,
 preferably the one farthest away from the largest nuclear
 waste deposit.

 What about if someone is already there?  Well, much like
 the other situations, pee if you can without peeing
 beside anyone (P.I.Y.C.W.P.B.A.), and otherwise lapse
 into delay tactics or stall deceit strategy.  In fact,
 because the MPPNBA's are identical for three and four
 urinals, etiquette is greatly preserved across the
 platforms.

 Five, Five, Five
 Well, what about five urinals.  This is starting to be
 a lot of urinals here, and so proper etiquette is even
 more important, as the potential for people in the
 washroom to view improper etiquette at work is steadily
 increasing.  Now, however, in the case of an empty bank
 of urinals, the decision is going to reflect your
 personality.  If you are relatively shy, or introverted,
 either of the end urinals is the appropriate choice.
 This shows your good knowledge of urinal etiquette, but
 in no way is flashy or showy.  However, if you are bold
 and daring, you should choose the middle urinal.  This
 immediately gains you command and authority over the
 entire urinal bank, while still maintaining the highest
 possible MPPNBA. Manners and power, and unbeatable
 combination.

 Now, selection of a urinal remains simple if one or more
 are occupied.  Pee if you can, if you can't don't.  Don't
 break any rules of etiquette, and make sure that others
 uphold them. However, because the number of urinals is
 increasing, it becomes increasingly difficult to assess
 the situation while still maintaining an entirely casual
 and matter of fact air.  At this point, practice is
 essential.  Use mirrors to scan the urinals, tie your
 shoe without ever taking your eyes off the urinals, etc.
 Of even greater concern though, is to appear all the
 time that you are not actually examining the urinals.
 Such actions could be misconstrued, and such misinter-
 pretations must be avoided to maintain the proper
 bathroom decorum.

 Six-Six, Pick up Sticks
 Now with six or more urinals, the rules are not so
 concrete.  However, a few things must still be kept in
 mind.

 Maintain a high MPPNBA.  Choose end urinals when
 possible, and plan your entry to the urinal bank so
 that every second urinal is occupied.  To employ only
 every third urinal is a waste, and often is accompanied
 by a small fine if caught.

 Pee as far away from others as possible.  If you enter
 into a washroom of 6 urinals, and someone is at an end
 urinal, then by all means proceed directly to the
 urinal at the opposite end. Maintain your distance at
 all times.  However, in banks of 8 urinals are more,
 or when the gap between a urinal patron and the end of
 the bank is 7 urinals, it is appropriate to choose the
 second farthest away urinal. To choose the farthest
 urinal might imply to a sensitive individual that he
 smelt, or emitted a blinding light, or some other
 such condition, and might cause undue unsult. There-
 fore, the second farthest urinal is selected in order
 to suggest that while you have a good grasp of urinal
 etiquette, in no way do you feel that the other
 individual is a grotesquely deformed monster.

 There it is.  That's it.  All you need to know.  I
 hope you paid close attention, and will follow these
 simple rules for the betterment of urinalgoers
 everywhere!  Pee On!!!


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Subj:     Tundra Comics (S866)
          Created by Chad Carpenter on 9/11/2011
Drawing from TundraComics.com...
 Source: https://www.facebook.com/tundracomics
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute cartoon about a dog using
 the outhouse.
 

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Subj:     What Your Toilet Paper Says About You
          From: Heather McBride on 12/13/11 (S778)
..........Source: InkyStudios
 Click 'HERE' to find out what your toilet paper says about you.

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Subj:     There are Friends, And Then 
.............There Are True Friends (S818)
          From: virv on 9/14/2012....Drawing from Zorger.com
 Source: JerzeeDevil.com
 Click 'HERE' to see an amazing photo of true friendship.
 

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Subj:     Pickles Sunday Comic Strip (S776)
          By Brian Crane on 11/27/2011
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2011/11/27
 Click 'HERE' to see this funny Sunday comic strip
 about forgetting why you walked into a room.
 

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Subj:     Aircraft Slams Into 4 Buildings (S734)
          From: tom on 2/1/2011 (in Plane-Supp)
Photo from Trigon Technology...
 Source: (Removed from aviationprofessionals.org)
 A pilot at low level lost control of his aircraft.  It
 narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show then
 slams into four buildings.  One can only imagine the
 horror of the occupants inside those structures.......
 Click 'HERE' to see this amazing photo.
 

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Subj:     Chuckle Bros Cartoon (S643)
          by Brian Boychuk, Ron Boychuk
          From: Creators.com on 5/5/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/chucklebros/2009/05/05
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, bathroom cartoon.
 

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Subj:     The Flying McCoys Cartoon (S633c)
          by Glenn and Gary McCoy on 2/25/2009
 At: http://www.gocomics.com/theflyingmccoys/2009/02/25
 This cute cartoon discusses toilet seat training.
 Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     Trapped In A Toilet At Work (S731)
          From: ezines@arcamax.com on 12/31/2010
 My husband David's colleague at a package-processing
 center was trapped in a small rest room by a faulty
 lock.  When he was finally discovered, David and
 another worker were able to open the door with some
 difficulty.  The lock was still jammed, so they blocked
 the door open while a maintenance worker was called.
 A bit later, David noticed the door was closed again.
 He jiggled the doorknob and a voice from inside called,
 "Get me out!"

 "Don't worry," David replied, "Maintenance should be
 sending somebody."

 "They did," said the voice.

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest Comic Strip (S631c)
          By Bob Thaves on 2/6/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/frankandernest/2009/02/06
 This comic strip discusses robots and toilet seats.
 Click 'HERE' to read it.
 

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Subj:     Opus Comic Strip (S605c) 
          By Berkeley Breathed Sept. 30, 2007 
          From: Salon.com on 8/7/2008 (in Gays)
 Source: http://www.salon.com/comics/opus/2007/09/30/opus/
 In this Opus Comic Strip, they discuss bathroom signals.
 You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Bathroom Time Monitored (S576)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/10/2008
..........Source: (Removed from redtractor-usa.com)
 Companies monitor bathroom time with new electronic hand dryer.
 You can read this amazing intrusion into our private lives by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Bathroom Mirror Prank (S562b)
          From: ginafm on 10/24/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/usF-Cgy6K4E
 This prank is absolutely hilarious.  Replace the mirror in a
 bathroom with a window pane, place a set of identical twins
 in identical rooms opposite each other and proceed to prank
 everyone who walks in.  You can view this video at the
 by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Space Toilets (S561, S751)
          From: ginafm on 10/20/2007
      and From: tom on 6/3/2011
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/5JPuaRBTMKs
 This video will teach you how space toilets work, and
 where shooting stars come from?  You can view it by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     How To Get A Man To Wash His Hands (S557b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 9/21/2007
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view this cute photo by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Doonesbury On The Senator Craig Scandal (S556b)
          By Garry Trudeau on 9/10/2007
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/db/
 Doonesbury current, headlines grabbing comic strip
 is very funny.  Click 'HERE' to view this strip.
 
 

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Subj:     Men Can Multi-Task (S555, S699)
          From: rfslick on 9/1/2007
      and From: darrellvip on 6/4/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/fZR89ROkYxE
 This short men's room video is very funny.  Click
 'HERE' to see this great video.
 

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Subj:     The Porta-Potti (S551b)
          From: darrellvip on 8/10/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/xAEaA31EdtU
 As any good boardroom, this one has an adjacent toilet
 for the convenience of all meeting attendees.  You can
 watch this silly but cute video by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Can't Miss Urinal (S404)
          From: LABLaughsAdulton 2/11/2004
 Source: (Removed from ezines4all.com)
 Like all males, I am totally mesnerized by the latest toilet
 design.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Toilet Seat Wars (S506b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 9/27/2006
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view this cute cartoon by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     A Dozen Amazing Toilets (S482)
          From: jbcary1 on 4/13/2006
 You can view these 12 amazing toilets by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Kinky Toilet (S479b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult20060320 on 3/20/2006
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view this very sexy toilet by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     California Outhouse (S473c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 2/9/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 A crapper like this is worth the long walk at takes.  You
 can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Bathroom Rules For Men (S461)
..........From: From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/17/2005
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 Very cute page of bathroom rules.  You can see them by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Bathroom Horror (S459b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/9/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 This beautifully done cartoon can be seen by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     The Fly in the Armsterdam Urinal (S451d, S803)
          From: RFSlick on 9/7/2005
      and From: tom on 5/31/2012
 Click 'HERE' To view and read about this amazing fly.
 

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Subj:     A Present For People Who Have Rubbed You The Wrong Way (S450)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 8/29/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 To view the present click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Painted Floor (S432b)
          From: darrell94590 on 5/2/2005
 This is a painted floor!!!!  I don't think I could even step
 into the room.  To view it, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Saving Paper (S427)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 4/1/2005
..........Source: (Removed from ezines4all.com)
 You can view this cartoon, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     His/Hers Restrooms Doors (S418b)
          From: Buffalo's Jokes on 01/30/05
 Source: (Removed from buffalosjokes.com)
 To view the picture His/Hers Restroom Doors, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Sleepy Pooh (S413b)
          From: drgolfmd on 12/20/2004
 To see the picture 'Sleepy Pooh' click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Toilet Paper Directions (S411, S691)
          From: JokesUncut on 12/6/2004
 What's dumb?
 Directions on toilet paper.
 --
 What's dumber than that?
 Reading them.
 --
 Even dumber?
 Reading them and learning something.
 --
 Dumbest of all?
 Reading them and having to correct something
 you've been doing wrong.
 


From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 11/28/2001 (S253 in Quotes3)
 "Here's a bonehead error that guys often commit in guest
 bathrooms: They see soap on a soap dish, and they use it to
 wash their hands. This of course ruins the guest soap, which
 is defined as "soap that guests are not supposed to use."
 Its purpose is to match the guest towels."  -- Dave Barry

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