Subj:     Birthday Jokes
                 (Includes 33 jokes and articles, 21 1010,17,cf,tb,wXT2a3,11)

Birthday Boy  from
Accent on Animation
Includes the following:  "COOLEST" Birthday Candle - Video (S692b, S948d)
.........................Surprise Party Turns Embarrassing - Video (S715)
.........................What Do You Want For Your Birthday? (S215, S720)
.........................Chances Of A Birthday Present - Drawing (DU)
.........................Birthday Present For The Wife (S220b)
.........................News For The Year You Were Born (S573c)
.........................Guessing An Old Man's Age II (S563b)
.........................Frank And Ernest Cartoon (S660)
.........................The 100th Birthday Party (S561, S830)
.........................6-Year-Old Opens Unforgettable Gift (S630b)
.........................From What Tree Did You Fall? (S465b)
.........................Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S980)
.........................You Always Have A Birthday (S392b, S724)
.........................Greynautz-Happy Birthday - Video (S690b)
.........................Birthday Riddle (S288b)
.........................Are You Ready To Sing Happy Birthday? - Drawing (S1010)
.........................Banning Birthday Presents (S246, DU)
.........................Wife Takes Husband To Strip Club (S245b, S461)
.........................Birthday Girl - GIF (S402)
.........................Celebrating Different Birthdays (S471b)
.........................My 45 Birthday (S09, S660)
.........................Chipmunks - Happy Birthday to You!!! - Video (S778)
.........................Short Birthday Jokes
..............................Herman Cartoon (S665)
..............................Bizarro Zen Birthday Card (S911)
..............................Birthday Cake (S564c)
..............................Andy Capp Comic Strip (S628)
..............................Age Gauge (S315)
..............................Slicing A Birthday Cake (S450b)
..............................Grandma Buys A Birthday Present (S423b)
..............................Birthday Calculator (S438b)
..............................Shoe Sunday Comic Strip (S820)

Also see BYCYCLE file - 'Little Patrick Asks For A Bike'
         CATS2 file   - 'Mouse Cake'
         ELDERLY2 file- 'Ellie Wants SUPERSEX'
         FACTS2 file  - 'Answering The Phone Nude'
.........FOURTHofJuly - 'Twins Born On The Fourth Of July'
         GENIE file   - 'Old Couple Get Wishes f/Fairy'
         MATH4B file  - 'Birthday Paradox'
         REDNECK3 file- 'Redneck Birthday Cake'
         REDNECK-SUPP - 'Bubba's 21st Birthday'
         SCHOOL-SUPP3 - 'Norman Rockwell's "Teacher's Birthday"'

Subj:     "COOLEST" Birthday Candle (S692b, S948d)
          From: Suzy Inman on Facebook
 Source: https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=727501310620527
.......Click 'HERE' to see the Coolest Birthday Candle.
Subj:     Surprise Party Turns Embarrassing (S715d)
          From: FunniestStuff.net on 9/25/2010
..........Source: (Removed from funnieststuff.net)

 A guy is blindfolded and led into a room by his office
 girlfriend thinking he's about to get lucky.  Click on
 'HERE' to see this very funny, naughty video.

Subj:     What Do You Want For Your Birthday? (S215, S720)
          From: thebartend on 3/12/2001

 A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your

 She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

 On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early
 and off they went to a theme park.  He put her on every ride in
 the park --the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear.
 Everything there was, she had a go.

 She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head
 reeling and her stomach upside down.  Into McDonalds they went,
 where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a
 strawberry shake.

 Then off to a theater to see Star Wars--more burgers, popcorn,
 cola and sweets.

 At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into
 bed.  Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was
 it like being ten again?"

 One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."

Subj:     Chances Of A Birthday Present (DU in Nuns2)
 Source: http://images.nobleworkfunnycards.com/mod_images/imageitem/
Subj:     Birthday Present For The Wife Who Has Everything (S220b)
          From: thebartend on 98-03-30

 A fellow was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't
 know what to get my wife for her birthday.  She has every-
 thing, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she
 wants, so I'm stumped."

 His buddy said, "I have an idea.  Why don't you make up a
 certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex,
 any way that she wants it.  She'll probably be thrilled."

 So the fellow did.

 The next day his buddy asked, "Well? Did you take my

 "Yes, I did," said the fellow.

 "...And did she like it?" His buddy asked.

 "Oh yes!  She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the
 forehead and ran out the door yelling, "I'll be back in
 an hour!!!"

Subj:     News For The Year You Were Born (S573c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/7/2008
Drawing from www.artzooks.com...

 Click 'HERE' to read the news for the year you were born.

Subj:     Guessing An Old Man's Age II (S563b)
          From: SCOTCOB on 11/3/2007

 (Also see 'Guessing An Old Man's Age' in ELDERLY2-SUPP)

 Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench
 outside a  nursing home.  About then an old Grandpa walked
 by, and one of the old Grandma's  yelled out saying, 'We
 bet we can tell exactly how old you  are.'

 The old man said, 'There ain't no way you can guess it,
 you old fools.'

 One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can!  Just drop
 your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact

 Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they could
 not do it, he dropped his drawers.  The Grandmas asked him
 to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and
 down several times.

 They all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!'

 Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old
 gent asked, 'How in the  world did you guess?'

 Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to  ear, all
 three old ladies happily yelled in unison-- 'We were at
 your birthday party yesterday!'

Subj:     Frank And Ernest Cartoon (S660)
          By Bob Thaves on 9/8/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/frank-and-ernest/2009/09/08
Subj:     The 100th Birthday Party (S561, S830)
          From: ginafm on 10/21/2007
      and From: virv on 12/4/2012

 (Also see 'Wife Puts Husband In Rest Home' in Elderly1)

 The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheel-
 chair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were
 taking place.  Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she
 could write notes when she needed to communicate.

 After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning
 off to the right, so some family members grabbed her,
 straightened her up and stuffed pillows on her right.  A
 short time later she started leaning off to her left, so
 again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her
 left.  Soon she started leaning forward, so the family
 members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around
 her waist to hold her up.

 A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said,
 "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good!  How are they treating

 Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a
 note to the nephew... "*They won't let me fart."*

Subj:     6-Year-Old Opens Unforgettable Gift (S630b)
          From: AP on 2/1/2009
..........Source: (Removed from News.AOL.com)

 To read this heart-warming story and see its pictures,
 click 'HERE'.

Subj:     From What Tree Did You Fall? (S465b)
          From: auntiegah 12/17/2005

 Find your birthday and then find your tree.  This is really
 cool and seems somewhat accurate...but you decide.

 Dec 23 to Jan 01       Apple Tree
 Jan 01 to Jan 11       Fir Tree
 Jan 12 to Jan 24       Elm Tree
 Jan 25 to Feb 03       Cypress Tree
 Feb 04 to Feb 08       Poplar Tree
 Feb 09 to Feb 18       Cedar Tree
 Feb 19 to Feb 28       Pine Tree
 Mar 01 to Mar 10       Weeping Willow Tree
 Mar 11 to Mar 20       Lime Tree
 Mar 21 (only)          Oak Tree
 Mar 22 to Mar 31       Hazelnut Tree
 Apr 01 to Apr 10       Rowan Tree
 Apr 11 to Apr 20       Maple Tree
 Apr 21 to Apr 30       Walnut Tree
 May 01 to May 14       Poplar Tree
 May 15 to May 24       Chestnut Tree
 May 25 to Jun 03       Ash Tree
 Jun 04 to Jun 13       Hornbeam Tree
 Jun 14 to Jun 23       Fig Tree
 Jun 24 (only)          Birch Tree
 Jun 25 to Jul 04       Apple Tree
 Jul 05 to Jul 14       Fir Tree
 Jul 15 to Jul 25       Elm Tree
 Jul 26 to Aug 04       Cypress Tree
 Aug 05 to Aug 13       Poplar Tree
 Aug 14 to Aug 23       Cedar Tree
 Aug 24 to Sep 02       Pine Tree
 Sep 03 to Sep 12       Weeping Willow Tree
 Sep 13 to Sep 22       Lime Tree
 Sep 23 (only)          Olive Tree
 Sep 24 to Oct 03       Hazelnut Tree
 Oct 04 to Oct 13       Rowan Tree
 Oct 14 to Oct 23       Maple Tree
 Oct 24 to Nov 11       Walnut Tree
 Nov 12 to Nov 21       Chestnut Tree
 Nov 22 to Dec 01       Ash Tree
 Dec 02 to Dec 11       Hornbeam Tree
 Dec 12 to Dec 21       Fig Tree
 Dec 22 (only)          Beech Tree

 (in alphabetical order)

Apple Tree (the Love) -- quiet and shy at times, lots of charm,
  appeal, and attraction, pleasant attitude, flirtatious smile,
  adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love and be
  loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, many
  talents, loves children, needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (the Ambition) -- extremely attractive, vivacious,
  impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious,
  intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be very
  egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules
  over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much
  emotional support.

Beech Tree (the Creative) -- has good taste, concerned about
  its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and
  career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks,
  reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit
  diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (the inspiration) -- vivacious, attractive, elegant,
  friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in
  excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm,
  not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition,
  creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (the Confidence) -- of rare strength, knows how to
  adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good health, not in the
  least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a
  great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress
  others, has many talents, industrious, healthy optimism,
  waits for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) -- of unusual stature, impressive,
  well-developed sense of justice, fun to be around, a planner,
  born diplomat, can be irritated easily, sensitive of others
  feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior, feels not
  understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in
  love, physically fit.

Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) -- strong, muscular, adaptable,
  takes what life has to give but doesn't necessarily like it,
  strives to be content, optimistic, wants to be financially
  independent, wants love and affection, hates loneliness,
  passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-
  tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to
  gain knowledge, needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (the Noble-mindedness) -- pleasant shape, tasteful
  clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes,
  cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful
  partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded,
  generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (the Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-
  willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or
  arguments, hard worker when wants to be, loves life and
  friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual relation-
  ships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great

Fir tree (the Mysterious) -- extraordinary taste, handles
  stress well, loves anything beautiful, stubborn, tends to
  care for those close to them, hard to trust others, yet a
  social butterfly, likes idleness and laziness after long
  demanding hours at work, rather modest, talented, unselfish,
  many friends, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) -- charming, sense of humor,
  very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows
  how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social
  causes and politics, popular, quite moody,  sexually
  oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of
  judgment and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) -- of cool beauty, cares for
  its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes
  life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and
  disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgment in
  an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom
  happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never
  sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree (the Doubt) - intelligent, hard working, accepts
  what life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad
  circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress,
  enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough, but is actually
  soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for
  family and friends, has many talents but not always enough
  time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership
  qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full
  of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious,
  proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, some-
  times nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns
  easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree (the Brave) -- robust nature, courageous, strong,
  unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change,
  keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (the Wisdom) -- loves sun, warmth and kind feelings,
  reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence,
  tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice,
  sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and
  the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (the Peacemaker) -- loves agreeable company, craves
  peace and harmony, loves to help others, active imagination,
  likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great
  compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but
  will leave if betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low
  self esteem, needs affection and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) -- looks very decorative,
  talented, not very self-confident, extremely courageous if
  necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very
  choosy, often lonely, great animosity, great artistic nature,
  good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in
  any situation, takes partnership Seriously.

Rowan Tree (the Sensitivity) -- full of charm, cheerful,
  gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves
  life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both
  dependent and independent, good taste, artistic,
  passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree (the Passion) -- unrelenting, strange and full of
  contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon,
  unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no
  flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked
  but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and
  passionate, no compromise.

Weeping Willow (the Melancholy) - likes to be stress free,
  loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive,
  very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically
  inclined, loves to travel to exotic places, restless,
  capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy
  to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good
  intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal,
  steadfast partner; loves to make others Laugh.

Subj:     Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S980)
          By Wiley Miller on 10/27/2015
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2015/10/27
Subj:     You Always Have A Birthday (S392b, S724)
          From: DafterLafter on 7/29/2004

 Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard
 the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank,
 fined and given extra duty for three weeks.  Looking
 forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he
 consoled himself every night during his extra duty by
 reciting, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but
 they can't take away my birthday."  As July 22 approached,
 his excitement increased.  When he went to bed on July 21,
 he happily repeated,

 "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take
 away my birthday."

 The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed
 the international date line -- and it was July 23.

Subj:     Greynautz-Happy Birthday (S690b,d)
          Made by GrayWorldWide
          From: Facebook on 4/7/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/ef5K1z4ctQg

 "Greynautz-Happy Birthday" won the first 1st place in the
 category "Professional Character Animation".  Click 'HERE'
 to see this warm, cute, one-minute video.

Subj:     Birthday Riddle (S288b)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 8/1/2002

 Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday
 is always in the summer. How is this possible?

Scroll down for the answer
Here it comes


She lived in the southern hemisphere.

Subj:     Are You Ready To Sing Happy Birthday? (S1010)
          From: Rick Fazenbaker on Facebook on 5/21/2016
 Source: http://funnystack.com/category/funny-birthday/page/21/
Subj:     Banning Birthday Presents (S246, DU)
          From: jerry on 10/16/2001

 Bonehead award four, a ''political correctness gone mad
 bonehead award,'' goes to Denmark's Ikea Corporation for
 banning birthday presents because Jehovah's Witnesses might
 be offended, banning wedding presents so as not to offend
 single workers and for banning its traditional Danish
 Christmas lunch so they could replace it with a more
 politically correct ''international cultural day.''

 Chicago Sun-Times 3-Oct-01

Subj:     Wife Takes Husband To Strip Club (S245b, S461)
          From: dogbyte on 10/12/2001

 Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling
 or playing basketball at the gym.  His wife thinks he is
 pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him
 to a local strip club.

 The doorman at the club greets them and says,
 "Hey, Dave!  How ya doin?"

 His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

 "Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

 When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his
 usual Budweiser.  His wife is becoming uncomfortable and
 says, "You must come here a lot for that woman to know that
 you drink Budweiser."

 "No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League.
 We share lanes with them."

 A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms
 around Dave.  "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual
 table dance?"

 Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out
 of the club.  Dave follows and spots her getting into a
 cab.  Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside
 her and she starts screaming at him.

 The cabby turns his head and says,
 "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave!"

Subj:     Birthday Girl (S402)
          From:  JokesUncut
 Source: (Removed from ezines4all.com)
Subj:     Celebrating Different Birthdays (S471b)
          From: Anaise on 98-04-02
      and From: thebartend on 1/23/2006

 This is for all of you who are about to or have recently
 celebrated a birthday.

 Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we
 like to get old is when we're kids?

 If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about
 aging that you think in fractions.  How old are you?....
 "I'm four and a half"....You're never 36 and a half....
 you're four and a half going on five!

 That's the key.  You get into your teens, now they can't
 hold you back.  You jump to the next number.  How old are
 you?  "I'm gonna be 16."  You could be 12, but you're
 gonna be 16.

 And then the greatest day of your life happens....you
 become 21.  Even the words sound like a ceremony....
 you BECOME 21...YES!!!

 But then you turn 30....ooohhh what happened there?
 Makes you sound like bad milk....He TURNED, we had to
 throw him out.  There's no fun now.

 What's wrong??  What changed??  You BECOME 21, you TURN
 30, then you're PUSHING 40.....stay over there, it's all
 slipping away........  You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're
 PUSHING 40, you REACH 50.....and your dreams are gone.

 Then you MAKE IT to 60.....you didn't think you'd make it!!!!

 So you BECOME 21, you TURN 30, you're PUSHING 40, you
 REACH 50, you MAKE IT to 60......then you build up so
 much speed you HIT 70!  After that, it's a day by day
 thing.  After that, you HIT Wednesday....

 You get into your 80's, you HIT lunch.  You TURN 4:30,
 my grandmother won't even buy green bananas....it's an
 investment you know, and maybe a bad one.  And it doesn't
 end there....into the 90's you start going backwards....
 I was JUST 92...

 Then a strange thing happens.  If you make it over 100,
 you become a little kid again.... "I'm 100 and a half!!!!"

Subj:     My 45 Birthday (S09, S660)
          From: rwtmpkns on 9/16/2003
      and From: allenbergman on 9/3/2009

 I fired my secretary two weeks ago on my 45th birthday.  I
 was not feeling to good that morning anyway.  I went into
 breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and wish me a
 Happy Birthday and probably would have a present.  To my
 surprise, she didn't even say good morning, let alone happy

 I said, well, that's wives for you, hopefully the children
 will remember.  The children all came in for breakfast and
 didn't say a word either, so when I started to the office
 I was feeling pretty low and despondant.

 As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good
 morning boss, happy birthday," and I felt a little better.
 At least someone had remembered my birthday.  I worked until
 about noon when Janet knocked on my door saying, "You know,
 it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday.
 Why don't we go to lunch, just you and me."

 I said, "By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day,
 let's go!"  So we went to lunch, but we didn't go where we
 normally go.  Instead, we went to this little private place
 out in the country.  We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
 tremendously.  On the way back to the office she said, "You
 know, it's such a beautiful day.  We don't really need to go
 back to the office, do we?"  I said, "No, I guess not," and
 she suggested that we go back to her apartment.

 After arriving at her apartment, we had another martini,
 smoked a cigarette and then she said, "Boss, if you don't
 mind, I think I'll go to the bedroom and slip into something
 more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.  She went
 into the bedroom and a few minutes later she came out...
 carrying a big birthday cake followed by my wife and children.
 They were all singing Happy Birthday and there I sat...
 with nothing but my birthday suit on!

Subj:     Chipmunks - Happy Birthday to You!!! (S778d)
          From: Eva-Lill Egeberg on November 18,2011
Photo from Google.com...

 Happy Birthday to You, dance performed by Chipmunks Alvin,
 Theodore and Simon; music is taken from different videos.
 Click 'HERE' to see this well done home video.

Subj:     Short Birthday Jokes

Subj:     Herman Cartoon (S665)
          By Jim Unger on 10/8/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/herman/2009/10/08
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, too real cartoon.

Subj:     Bizarro Zen Birthday Card (S911)
          By Dan Piraro on 5/13/2009
..........From: George Takei on 6/10/2014
 Source: http://bizarro.com/comics/may-13-2009/

Subj:     Birthday Cake (S564c)
          From: darrellvip on 11/8/2007
 You can view this cute picture on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Andy Capp Comic Strip (S628)
          By Reg Smythe on 1/23/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2009/01/23
 Click 'HERE' to read this comic strip about Andy
 going home early from the bar to his wife, Flo.

Subj:     Age Gauge (S315)
          From: auntiegah on 2/8/2003
 This is neat!  Click on this link, put your birth date in
 the window and see what happens....
 The web site frontiernet.net closed.

Subj:     Slicing A Birthday Cake (S450b)
          From: William Wu of U. C. Berkeley on 8/24/2005
Source: http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/riddles/easy.shtml#8wayCakeSlice

 You have a round birthday cake.  With three straight slices
 of a knife, divide the cake into 8 equal pieces. The author
 knows of two different solutions.

 You can view Jack's two solutions by clicking below.

Subj:     Grandma Buys A Birthday Present (S423b)
          From: janeenmarie on 3/8/2005
 When my three-yeat-old opened the birthday gift from his
 grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.  He squealed
 with delight and headed for the nearest sink.

 I was mot so pleased.  I turned to mom and said "I'm
 surprised at you.  Don't you remember how we used to
 drive you crazy with water guns?"

 Mom smiled and then replied.... "Yes, I remember."

Subj:     Birthday Calculator (S438b)
          From: darrell94590 
          On 6/20/2005

 Animated GIF from: Imogenelumen on 2/27/2004

 This is too cool.  After you've finished reading the info,
 click on the moon, and see what the moon looked like the
 night you were born.  To view this web page, click on the
 source above.

Subj:     Shoe Sunday Comic Strip (S820d)
          By Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins on 9/28/2012
..........At: http://www.gocomics.com/shoe/2012/09/23
 Click 'HERE' to see this Shoe Sunday comic strip
 in which Roz celebrates her fiftieth birthday.

From: LABLaughs.com on 1/26/2002 (S264)
 "No gift is too small to give, nor too simple to receive,
 if it's chosen with thoughtfulness and given with love."

From: igiggle on 9/28/2003 (S349b)
 For weeks I've been telling him not to buy anything for my birthday,
 and he still forgot to bring me something.  -- Tanya Noe

From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 2/14/2001 (S274b - quotes-comed)
 "Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire."
    -- Rodney Dangerfield

From: Anon Jr. on 6/1/2004 (S383)
 Q: What kind of parties do you have in the basement?
 A: Cellarbrations.

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