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Subj: Cars-Supp Jokes
(Includes 57 jokes and articles, 08852,58,cf)

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Subj: Car Wash (S629c)
From: darrellvip on 1/28/2009

What's the difference between a five hundred dollar car wash
and a five dollar car wash? Click 'HERE' to see the video.

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Subj:     How To Drop Our Gas Prices (S598)
          From: tom (in National-Supp)
          on 6/27/2008

Source1: http://youtube.com/watch?v=UOpcPfAarjY
Source2: http://youtube.com/watch?v=sLd_xUUR4Bg?feature=related

These two movies show a solution to our high gas prices.
You can view them at the above sources, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE for the first' and 'HERE for the second'.

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Subj:     Car Accident (S601)
          From: ginafm on 7/17/2008

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo
stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well
I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one
are you?'

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Subj:     What Old People Do For Fun (512)
          From: FrozenHippo.com
          on 11/13/2006

Source: http://www.frozenhippo.com/what-old-people-do-for-fun,19.html

This 2,400 KB movie is funny, but freaky. You can view it at the
source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Price Of Gas Around The World (S587b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 4/17/2008

Prices are quoted in US dollars per gallon for regular
unleaded.

Oslo, Norway
$6.82

Hong Kong
$6.25

Brussels, Belgium
$6.16

London, UK
$5.96

Rome, Italy
$5.80

Tokyo, Japan
$5.25

Sao Paulo, Brazil
$4.42

New Delhi, India
$3.71

Sidney , Australia
$3.42

Johannesburg, South Africa
$3.39

Mexico City
$2.22

Buenos Aires , Argentina
$2.09

... YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ...

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia
$0.91

Kuwait
$0.78

Caracas , Venezuela
$0.12

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Subj:     The Disappearing Car Door (S577)
          Made by: JaTech
          From: darrellvip on 1/28/2008

Source: http://www.disappearing-car-door.com/#

This car innovation is amazing. You can see the disappearing
car door at the source above, or on my site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Toyota Vs Ford (S556b)
          From: hellgunner50 on 9/12/2007

Sorry to say it's true. Just a good way to get the point
across.

Subject: American Management

A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford)
decided to have a canoe race on Lake Erie. Both teams
practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance
before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans,
very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the
reason for such a crushing defeat. A management team made
up of senior executives was formed to look into the matter
and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had eight people rowing
and one person steering, while the American team had eight
people steering and one person rowing.

Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management
hired a distinguished consulting firm and paid it a large
amount of money for a second opinion. The consultants,
of course, advised that too many people were steering the
boat, while not enough people were rowing.

Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting
to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the American
team's management structure was totally reorganized to
four steering supervisors, three area steering super-
intendents, one assistant superintendent steering manager
and one person rowing.

They also implemented a new performance system that would
give the rower a greater incentive to work harder. It
was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program," with
meetings, dinners, free pens and a certificate of
completion for the rower. There was much spirited
discussion regarding new paddles, a redesigned canoe and
extra vacation days and bonuses for practices sessions.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, American management laid off the rower (a
reduction in workforce) for poor performance, halted
development of a new canoe, sold the paddles and canceled
all capital investments for new equipment. The money
saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses,
and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India.

Sadly, . . . The End.

However sad, but oh so true, here's something else to think
about: Ford has spent the last thirty years moving its
factories out of the U.S., claiming it can't make money
paying American wages.

Toyota has spent the last thirty years building more than
a dozen plants inside the U.S.

The last quarter's results: Toyota made 4 billion in
profits while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses.

Ford folks are still scratching their heads.

IF THIS WEREN'T SO SAD IT MIGHT BE FUNNY!

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Subj:     Granny And The Air Bag (S583c in eld2-supp)
          From: hellgunner50 on 3/22/2008
Picture from Yahoo! Videos...

Source http://www.sonnyradio.com/GrannyAirBag.html

A lady was video taping her son riding a skate board when
her attention switched to an old woman trying to cross the
street. It is the best direct hit we've have seen in some
time. Turn your sound up and you can hear the lady that
is taping also giggling as she records the event. Priceless.
You can view the video at the source above, or on my web
site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Riding In A Car Riddle (S551)
          From Malcolm at Times-Herald on 8/10/2007

You are riding in a car at a constant speed. On your left
is a drop-off of eighteen to twenty inches. On your right
is a fire engine, lights flashing and siren wailing,
traveling at the same speed. In front of you, strangely,
is a galloping horse that you cannot overtake. A motor-
cycle is immediately behind you, matching your speed.
What must you do to safely get out of this situation?

Answer backwards: knurd uoy, dnuor-og-yrrem eht ffo teG

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Subj:     Brazilian Toyota Commercial (S602b)
          From: tom
          on 7/23/2008

You can view this cute, short commercial by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Moving To The Back Seat (S535b)
          From: AFine963 on 4/20/2007

A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended
up parked at "lovers point" where they started making out.
After things began to get hot and steamy, he asked her,
"Would you like to move to back seat?"

"No." she answered.

Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet. Now he has
her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and
things are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you
want to go in the back seat?"

"No!" she answers again.

Now they're both naked and sweaty. Okay, he thinks, she
HAS to be ready now. "Do you want to go in the back seat?"
he asks again.

"NO!" she say, "I want to stay up here with you!"

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Subj:     Parking Error (S608c)
          From: tom
          on 9/3/2008

This movie of a man looking to park his car is sad.
You can view it on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Boy Wants To Drive The Family Car (506b, S791)
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 10/5/2006
      and From: virv on 3/8/2012

A young boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired
of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His
father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your
grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little,
get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle
for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real
proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you
have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you
haven't gotten your hair cut."

The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've
been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of
the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had
long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong
argument that Jesus had long hair."

To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all
walked everywhere they went?"

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Subj:    Steal An Auto, It's Easy (S583)
          From: Anecdotoff.com
          on 3/28/2008

Source: http://www.anecdotoff.com/2008/03/03/steal-auto-its-easy.html

Steal an auto? It's easy! Watch this video and you'll
see how easy you can steal a car. You can watch it at
the above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'

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Subj:     Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers (S481c)
          From: DoctorDebt on 4/12/2006

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons
why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
#   9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
#   8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
#   7 - Pit crew can't work on car while
         holding up pants at the same time
#   6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
#   5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
#   4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
#   3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
#   2 - Can't wear helmet sideways.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR.

# 1 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.

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Subj:     1932 Ford Promo Film (S622)
          From: gattica30
          on 12/10/2008

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNAele2PHZc

In today's world with all this talk of American cars
not being well built, this 1932 Ford commercial is
very interesting. You can see this video at the
above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental And Storage (S625)
          From: tom on 1/9/2009
Drawing from YouTube.com

Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o
Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8L7TnWx8As
Source2: www.jonesbigasstruckrentalandstorage.com

Meet Toby Jones, he'll store anything you want for $10.99.

Call him (708) 752-3393,

see Jones 1st commercial at the above source1, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE1',

see the 2nd commercial at the above source2, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE2',

go to his web site at source3 and buy a T-shirt for 10.99.

This dude is hilarious.

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Subj:     Who Say Women Can't Parallel Park (S627)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 1/16/2009

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQDwRewmz2g

You can see this short, cute Mazda commercial at the
above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Corvette ZR1 At The Nurburgring (S635c)
          by Wayne Cunningham
          From: rfslick on 3/3/2009

Source: http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-9988138-1.html_**

GM posted this video of the Corvette ZR1 doing a lap of the
Nurburgring. It's a cockpit video with a stat overlay, showing
the car hitting close to 180 mph on the final straightaway.
Put on your headphones and crank up the volume, because the
engine and road sounds come through clearly. You can almost
feel the car hitting the apexes. Click on the above source,
or 'HERE' for my file version, to see this 8 minute movie.

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Subj:     Mercedes Benz SCL500 (S642c)
          From: gattica30
          on 4/24/2009

Source: http://www.snopes.com/photos/automobiles/newmercedes.asp
The Mercedes Benz SCL500 was unveiled at the Paris Motor
Show in 1996 to show off "groundbreaking systems for
improving safety and comfort in passenger cars" and
demonstrate "just how technical innovations could open
up new avenues for the styling of future top-of-the-range
cars. These are genuine photographs of a real car, but
the car was constructed as a research vehicle, not as
something to be made available for purchase by consumers.
Click 'HERE' to see this hot, amazing car.

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Subj: Mojo In The Morning (S641d)
From: gattica30 on 4/20/2009
Drawing from MoneyCentral.msn.com...

Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHysiUCN3cg
Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WKQI
Detroit's radio station 95.5 has a program called
"Mojo in the Morning." They get on the air and
trick the listeners. In this audio tape, they
claim to be an auto repair shop working on a lady's
car. I never thought anyone could be this naive.
Click on source1, or 'HERE' for my file copy,
to listen to this radio show.

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Subj:     How To Inflate A Tire w/WD-40 (S640c)
          From: mauryschu
         on 4/13/2009

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_aoDYA4bvY
This is an old farmer trick for tractor tires usually
done with a can of ether, but it only lasts for about
ten seconds. I wouldn't recommend it considering
that it could blow the tire apart in your face and
it sounds like a 50 cal. round when it blows!!!!
Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my file
copy, to see this short video.

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Subj:     Car Wash Thief Caught (S632)
          From: gattica30
          on 2/10/2009

Source: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/carwash.asp
Bill Dougherty at Magic Wand Inc. installs and maintains
car wash machines. Bill's company installed a car wash
system in Fredericksburg, Virginia. Now, understand that
these are complete systems, including the money changer
and money taking machines. After Mr. Dougherty discovered
the Fredericksburg car wash machine was coming up several
hundred dollars short per week, he setup a surveillance
camera to catch the thieves. Click on the above source,
or 'HERE' for my file version, to read and see the pictures
of this very cute story.

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Subj:     Doonesbury Comic Strip (S631)
          By Garry Trudeau
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 2/8/2009

Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/db/
In this Sunday comic strip Gary Trudeau demonstrates
his genius of understanding this crazy, changing world.
Click 'HERE' to see this strip about auto sales.

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Subj:     32 Vanity License Plates (S631b)
          By Jeremy Taylor
          From: Asylum.com on 2/6/2009

Source: http://www.asylum.com/2009/02/03/vanity-fails-
.........the-best-license-plate-blunders-and-bad-calls/
.........?icid=200100397x1218395821x1201238929
As beacons of coherence in a sea of computer-generated
nothingness, vanity license plates are attention grabbers.
Given there are almost 10 million of these personalized
billboards floating around North America, it's no surprise
that some stand out for all the wrong reasons. Click on
the above source, or 'HERE' my file version, to see these
bad plates.

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Subj: A Picture Of Irony (S624)
From: LABLaughsClean on 12/26/2008
Drawing from PhotoBucket.com

Source: http://buffalosjokes.com/11134.htm
Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my file version,
to see this photo of irony.

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Subj: Most Dangerous Driving Holidays (S621c)
From: Autos.aol.com on 12/20/2008
Photo from Autos.aol.com...

Source: http://autos.aol.com/article/general/v2/_a/most-
.........dangerous-holidays-for-drivers/20081218153309990001
The holiday season brings out the best in people, but also
brings out some of the worst behaviors, such as driving
drunk. To find out which holidays are the most dangerous
for driving, click on the above source, or click 'HERE'
for the copy on my web site.

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Subj:     Ann Telnaes Cartoons (S616)
          From: WashingtonPost.com
          on 11/19/2008

Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/opinions
........./cartoonsandvideos/telnaes/telnaes11192008.swf
You can see this cute, animated cartoon about the big three
auto makers asking for a bail out from Congress at the above
source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Bad License Plate 5 (S585c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 4/4/2008

Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20060503
To view the full license plate, you can go to the above source,
or my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     A Sign From Above (S610b,d)
          From: jerry
          on 9/13/2008

Source: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/938044/
Car gets crushed by a sign from above. Is this person
incredibly lucky, or unlucky? You decide after seeing
this ten second video at either above source, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Gas Stations Of Yesteryear (S577c)
          From: darrellvip
          on 1/28/2008

These thirty-seven pictures of old gas stations will bring
back memories for us older folks. Click 'HERE' to view them.

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Subj:     Redneck Power Windows (S574 in Redneck-supp)
          From: rfslick
          on 1/15/2008

This 2,600 KB movie is too cute to miss. Click 'HERE' to see it.

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Subj:     Why I Was Never Late For School (S571b)
          From: rfslick (in School-Supp2)
          on 12/27/2007

This short dragstrip movie is impressive. Click 'HERE'
to play it on my site.

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Subj:     Hijack (S568c)
          From: gordonschuk
          on 12/2/2007

You can view this silly, 2,900 KB movie on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     BurnOuts Around The World (S563c)
          From: darrellvip
          on 11/8/2007

This 2,900 Kb movie is very funny. You can view it on
my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Renault Ballet (S560b)
          From: darrellvip
          on 10/11/2007

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbV98cnBbLg
This is a crash test movie done as a ballet. I wonder
if there were dirivers in the cars.   you can view it
at the source above, or on my site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj: Orgasmic Car Alarm (S560)
From: ginafm on 10/8/2007
Photo from YouTube...

Source: http://youtube.com/watch?v=22_JNKflY6I
You can view this cute movie at the source above,
or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Trunk Monkeys (S555)
          From: AFine963
          on 9/7/2007

These are four very funny commercials from the
Suburban Auto Group. Click 'HERE' to view.

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Subj: What We Drove In The 50s And 60s (S551)
From: rfslick on 8/12/2007
Source: http://objflicks.com/CarsWeDrove.htm Photo from PartyWedding.com

This 6,300 KB movie is a wonderful trip into the past done
to 50's music. You can see it at the source above, or on
my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Real Lucky Driver (S550b)
          From: gordonschuk
          on 7/29/2007

Look at the first picture and you can see where this guy
broke through the guard rail (right side where the people
are standing on the road). His truck left the road,
travelling from right to left. He flipped end-over-end,
across the culvert outlet and landed on the left side of it.
Then look at the 2nd picture. You can view these pictures
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Stinker Gas Station Sign (S549c)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 7/23/2007

Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20070722
You can view this cute gas station at the source above, or
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Classis Cars Of The 1900s (S548b)
          From: rfslick on 7/16/2007
          Created by: GreatDanePro.com
Photo of 1928 Model A pickup from MikeRotec Internet Services

Source: http://www.greatdanepro.com/Classic%20Cars/classic%20cars.htm
Turn your sound on and take a walk down memory lane with these
classic cars. The source of this movie at above address does
a better job of showing you this wonderful page than my web site
which can be started with a click 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Dear Miriam (S547)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 7/9/2007 (in Manners)

Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19910207
This advice column is too funny to miss. You can read it
at the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Women Can't Drive (S541b in Women-Supp)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 5/21/2007

Source: http://www.arcadenerds.com/games/Women-Can-Not-Drive
This tape from a security camera is probably not worth a
trip to the internet, but this lack of driving skill is
amazing. You can view it at the source above, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Selling Toyota's In Scotland (S540)
          From: darrell94590
          on 5/18/2007 (in Scottish)

You can view this cute, 2,500 KB commercial on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     What Type Of Sports Car Are You? (S538)
          From: drgolfmd
          on 5/7/2007

Source: http://www.tomorrowland.us/sportscar/
This is a fun test. You answer about ten yes-no type questions
and the site tells you what type sports car you would be

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Subj:     Boat-Car (S537c in Ships)
          From: FunPike.com
          on 4/6/2007

          (See 'A New Kind Of Truck' in Cars-Supp2)
Source: http://www.funpike.com/view/Video-Clips/Interesting/Boat-Car/

You can view this beautuful boat-car in a 2,00 KB movie at
the source above, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Pedestrian Hit By Car (S535)
          From: darrell94590
          on 4/20/2007

This 3,400 KB animated GIF is of a pedestrian apparently
killed in a accident. He is crossing the street in a
crosswalk. Everything is safe and clear. Two seconds
later he is hit by a car. I guess the caption on the
picture is why I saved it. "Take nothing for granted,
not even for a split second! Be grateful for every
living minute." You can view this very sad GIF on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Russian Tunnel - Icy Driving (S534)
          From: jbcary1
          on 4/11/2007 (in Russian)

This 1,900 KB movie shows a tunnel in Russia. It is the
longest in-city tunnel of Europe. There is a river running
over it and water leaks at some points. When the temperature
reaches minus 38 degrees like it did this particular winter,
the road freezes and the result is the attached video taken
during A SINGLE DAY with the tunnel camera. Congratulations
to the driving skill of the dual bus driver...Note that a
couple of truckers were not so lucky. This is better than
turn 4 at Daytona. You can view this movie on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Top 10 Women Drivers of the Year (S533b)
          From: gordonschuk
          on 4/2/2007

You can view these unique ten photos on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Elk Crossing (S530b)
          From: darrell94590
          on 3/15/2007 (in Oth-Animals-supp)

How does the elk cross the road? Find out on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Stremnaya Road, Bolivia (S527c)
          From: edapsmas
          on 2/21/2007

This 700 KB Power Point Show is amazing. It is the Stremnaya
Road in Bolivia, South America. It is nicknamed "the road of
death' and you will take no convincing after seeing this set
of pictures. Click 'HERE' to see the slide show on my site.

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Subj:     Redneck Coffee Table (S522c)
          From: drgolfmd
          on 1/19/2007 (in Redneck-Supp)

You can view this beautiful, guy type table on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Winner Of The NOT MY JOB Contest! (S516b)
          From: drgolfmd
          on 12/5/2006

You can view the winner of "NOT my job contest" on my web
site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Bad License Plate 4 (S513c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult
          on 11/15/2006

Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19941229
To view the full license plate, you can go to the source above,
or my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     The Backhoe Vs The Overpass (S498 in Engineer3)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 8/8/2006

When an 8 ton Backhoe traveling at 70 mph hits an overpass,
how much damage is done to the backhoe, and to the overpass?
Go to my web site to read and view the results by clicking
'HERE'.

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Subj:     Cute VW Commercial (S494)
          From: darrell94590
          on 7/10/2006

Very cute VW commercial. I wish the commercials in the USA
were as entertaining as this one. Click 'HERE' to view.

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Subj:     Car With Balloons (S480c)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 6/6/2006

Source: http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19950815
Can you imagine some guy going 90 mph on I-10 with these
balloons trailing a few yards behind him? You can view
this strange photo at the source above, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Topless Car Wash (S490b)
          From: DumpALink.com
          on 6/14/2006

Source: http://www.dumpalink.com/post/1143193716/Topless_Car_Wash_Prank
Very funny prank. You can view it at the source above, or
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Reason I'm Late For Work (S487c)
          From: darrell94590
          on 5/24/2006

To view the five photos of why this guy was late for work
click 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Monkey In Bar Tells Joke (S486 in Bar_Anim)
          From: darrell94590
          on 5/9/2006

You can view this very funny movie on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     German Parking Garage (S485 in Germany)
          From: darrell94590
          on 5/9/2006

Talk about German efficiency! The two photos were taken at a
new parking garage in Munich. The actual space that the
facility occupies is approximately only 20% of a comparable
facility with the traditional design that is used primarily
in the US. Not only is the German structure less expensive
to build, but vehicles are also "retrieved" in less time and
without the potential of being damaged by an attendant. You
can view this amazing garage on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Lowest Gas Prices In Your Area (S484)
          From: auntiegah
          on 4/29/2006 Drawing from Yahoo Images

Source: http://autos.msn.com/everyday/gasstations.aspx?zip=?src=Netx
Just enter your zip code in the site above, and it tells you
which gas stations in your area have the cheapest prices (and
the highest) on gas. It's updated every evening.

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Subj:     The Wheels Of Time (S474b in Thou-Time)
          From: darrell94590
          on 2/12/2006

To view this cute cartoon on my web site click 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Honda Service Call (S474)
          From: darrell94590
          on 2/10/2006

You can listed to this very funny MP3 sound track with your
computer's media player by clicking 'HERE'.

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Smiley says Wow from
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