This all-inclusive mom-joke insult goes a long way towards guaranteeing nobody will stop to help if your car ever breaks down.

Here the fail lies firmly with the Commonwealth of Virginia.

You know how you always sort of want to kick the guy who uses this valediction ... Well, cars never kick back.

A perfect reminder
why 12-year olds
aren't allowed to drive.

Juxtaposing the permanent cessation of menstruation with the supercharged vitality of a Rouse Mustang GT is sure to make everybody on the road feel awkward.

The owner of this backside shocker claims it was just the plate his MVA assigned him. So blame the state of Florida for dropping in that strategic orange.

Advertising your promiscuity right there on the family van is a surefire way to make your children popular with bullies.

Well, as spoiled as someone who can't afford a car wash can possibly be.

Yes, that car does
need to die.

Nobody is going to ever believe the only bloodsucker deadlier than Dracula would be found in Maine.

Outing yourself as
at least the sixth
person in Illinois
to make this acronym combination is the
opposite of being
clever.

The random digit generator at the New Jersey MVA is likely responsible for this phallic blunder.

Mr. Caddie wants us to
think he got perfect
board scores, but,
for such a smart
guy, he leaves a lot
of room for a less
generous interpretation.

Long after everyone has forgotten about it, this genius will still be asked to explain the sickening viral video to children and old ladies.

On a base model Yaris

That pretty much
says it all...

Seen on a girls silver mustang convertible

Having a Viper makes
you get some....easily
 

Once that guy got that plate, this became inevitable as the tide.

Should have thought of that before buying a white Crown Vic at a police auction.

If Gina wasn't so busy trying to prove she's
a diva, she would have noticed what she had done.

He does have the
right car for it.

The only car a cop
would rather pull
over than a bright
yellow Porsche is a
bright yellow Porsche
with that plate.

Alimony taunts should probably be attached to a car that doesn't have an exposed interior.

And then there's this.