Why Computers Crash! By
Dr. Seuss
From: DoctorDebt on 1/12/2006
and From: AFine963 on 10/22/2011....
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If a packet hits a pocket on
a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at
a very last resort,
and the access of the memory
makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket
has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a
menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking
icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause
the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless
and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable
on the table at your house,
says the network is connected
to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel
to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by
the printer down the hall......
And your screen is all
distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window
are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot
and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the
sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's
getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions
is causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the
memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the
computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Well, that certainly clears
things up for me. How about you?
Thank you, Bill Gates,
for bringing all this into our lives!
