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Subj:   Computers-Supp2
              (Includes 44 jokes and articles, 22896,39,cf,md4w,33)

Evil Computed from
Millanimations
Includes the following:  If Google Was a Guy (Part 2) - Video (S896)
.........................South Park - Make Love, Not Warcraft - Cartoon (S894)
.........................Siri, iPhone's New Assistant (S869)
..............................Why Are Fire Trucks Red? (S883)
.........................A Wife E-Mails Her Husband (S859)
.........................Paper Is Not Dead - French Ad (S845)
.........................A Day Made Of Glass - Videos (S814)
.........................Steve Jobs' 05 Stanford Commencement Speech - Video (S738)
.........................Watson On Jeopardy: Day 3 - Video (S736)
.........................A Dying Granny (S758)
.........................Isaac Asimov Predicted The Internet - Video (S733)
.........................SNL - Your Mom on Facebook Skit - Video (S717)
.........................Google Maps' 360? Feature (S701)
.........................The Muppets Meet The Internet - Video (S683)
.........................15 Best Keyboard Shortcuts - Video (S675b)
.........................What Are You Doing Today? (S670b)
.........................Facebook On South Park - Video (S697b)
.........................Walter Cronkite's Home/Office Of 2001 Made - Video (S839)
.........................What the Internet Is Doing To Our Brains - Video (S852)
.........................Short Computer Jokes
..............................Touch Mouse Pointer To His Nose Interactive/SWF (S760)
..............................Screen Grab - Simon's Cat - Video (S848)
..............................Four Suicide Bombers (S826)
..............................Senior Citizen Texting Code (S814)
..............................A Running Man And The Cursor (S798)
..............................B.C. Comic Strip (776)
..............................Doonesbury Comic Strip (S706b)
..............................Descartes' Famous Quote Updated (S705b)
..............................Best Video Game Controller Yet (S689)
..............................Blonde Password - GIF (S688b)
..............................Pickles Comic Strip (S685b)
..............................4 Monkeys 'Posting No Evil' - 6 Photos (S896)
..............................Where Can I Find Chuck Norris (S684)
..............................Frank And Ernest Comic Strip (S682)
..............................Samsung's New Transparent Laptop (S677)
..............................I Know What You're Doing - PPS (S675b)
..............................Bizarro Cartoon (S667)
..............................Non Sequitur Cartoon II (S663)
..............................Family Lineage (S659b)
..............................Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S651)
..............................Working It Out Cartoon (S642b)
..............................Ballard Street Cartoon (S632c)

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Subj:     If Google Was a Guy (Part 2) (S896d)
          Created by CollegeHumor
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/B759dzymyoc

 Google is back as a guy to answer more of your sort-of
 questions.  Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to see this great CollegeHumor skit.

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Subj:     South Park - Make Love, Not Warcraft
          Created by South Park Studios (S894d)
Drawing from Facebook...
 Source1: http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-
..........episodes/s10e08-make-love-not-warcraft
 Source2: http://www.pinkbike.com/video/33454/
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South Park on Facebook posted this
drawing with the following quote
from the game:
"You can just stay outside in the
sun all day tossing a ball around,
or you can sit at your computer
and do something that matters." 
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 South Park: Season 10, Episode 8 was titled Make Love, Not
 Warcraft. It originally aired on Oct. 4,2006.  In it there's
 trouble in the online gaming world when a mad gamer won't
 play by the rules. The boys dedicate their lives to defeating
 the renegade and saving the World of Warcraft. It won the
 Creative Emmy for Outstanding Animated Program for 2006.
 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 all too real, very funny, twenty-two minute episode.

 At one-third and two-thirds the way through the video you
 will have to endure five commercials.

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Subj:     Siri, iPhone's New Assistant (S869d)
          From: ToAskOrNotToAsk.com
Drawing from RedmondPie.com...
 Source: http://toaskornottoask.com/to/shit-that-siri-says/

 Siri can be Siriously Funny. For example, when saying:
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I love you
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or
Talk dirty to me
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or
Tell me a Joke
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or
George Takei asks 'Why Are Fire Trucks Red?'
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 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to
 see how Siri may respondes to silly questions.

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 Click 
 to learn how Siri's voice was created.
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Subj:     A Wife E-Mails Her Husband (S859)
          From: AFine963 on 6/22/2013

 A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
 
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!

 The husband replied,

..........I am on the toilet. Please advise.

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Subj:     Paper Is Not Dead (S845d)
          From: lubin100 and AFine963 on 3/14/2013
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=GAH0NhWR5g4?vq=large
 Source2: https://vimeo.com/61275290

 Kleenex's Le Trefle's 'Paper is Not Dead' commercial is
 funny, cute, and wonderful. 'Emma' is the only word spoken
 in this witty, forty second French ad.  Click on the above
 source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see proof that paper is
 not dead.

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Subj:     A Day Made Of Glass (S814d)
          From: kgilmour2000 on 8/11/2012
Photo from BloggingStocks.com...
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 Wonder why HP, Dell and other leading computer manufacturers
 believe the end of the computer as we know it is near.

 It's not the iPad that has them concerned about the future,
 it is developments like the ones Corning is working on.
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Subj: A Day made of Glass Part 1

Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cf7IL_eZ38
Photo from YouTube.com

 Watch "A Day Made of Glass" and take a look at Corning's
 vision for the future with specialty glass at the heart of
 it.  Click on Source1, or 'HERE' for my copy, to be amazed
 and impressed.
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Subj: A Day made of Glass Part 2

Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJZv8sIIZpc
Photo from YouTube.com

 Watch "A Day Made of Glass" Part 2 to see more of Corning's
 vision for the future.  Click on Source2, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to be more impressed.
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Subj: A Day made of Glass Part 2 Unpacked

Source3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-GXO_urMow
Photo from YouTube.com

 Watch "A Day Made of Glass" Part 2 Unpacked to see how
 Corning's highly engineered glass, with companion tech-
 nologies, will help shape our world. Take a journey with
 our narrator for details on these technologies, answers
 to your questions, and to learn about what's possible --
 and what's not -- in the near future.  Click on Source3,
 or 'HERE' for my copy, to learn the details of their
 vision.
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Subj:     Steve Jobs' 05 Stanford
.............Commencement Speech (S738d)
          From: Wimp.com on 2/3/2011(in Speech-supp)
 Source1: http://www.wimp.com/livedie/
 Source2: http://onemansblog.com/2010/02/01/steve-jobs-
..........outstanding-stanford-commencement-speech-from-2005/

 This is a speech that Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple,
 gave at Stanford University in 2005 for the graduation
 commencement.  In it, Steve recounts three personal
 stories in which he advocates following your heart and
 doing what you love.  Click on either source, or 'HERE'
 for my copy, to hear and see this outstanding speech.

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Subj:     Watson On Jeopardy: Day 3 (S736d)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 2/17/2011
 Source: http://www.dump.com/2011/02/16/watson-on-jeopardy-day-3-video/

 Jeopardy! The IBM Challenge Day 3 Superhuman VS Supercomputer
 WHO WILL RULE THE WORLD? in HD on Feb. 16,2011 (Advertisements
 Are Cut Out).  Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see this fascinating video.  More than Watson's amazing
 computing power, I find it voice to be way too human like.

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Subj:     A Dying Granny (S758)
          From: Barbara Painter on Facebook on 7/20/2011

 A dying granny was talking to her granddaughter. "I may die
 any minute so I want you to inherit my farm including the
 villa, tractor, the orchards, the farmhouse and all the
 livestock and $22,389,630.00 cash".

 "WoW!!" said the granddaughter 'Thanks granny, I didn't know
 you even had a farm ? all this wealth! Where is it??"

 Granny says with her last dying breath....."It's on my Facebook."

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Subj:     Isaac Asimov Predicted The Internet (S733d)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 1/24/2011
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZmFEFO72gA
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/predictedinternet/

 Isaac Asimov predicted the Internet of today 20 years ago.
 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 great video.

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Subj:     SNL - Your Mom on Facebook Skit (S717d)
          From: RDobry on Facebook
          on 10/11/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/a9rsICaF2Hw

 This video is from Saturday Night Live Season: 36 Episode: 3.
 A young man's social life on Facebook is ruined because his
 mom joined Facebook?  In this fake commercial, his problems
 can be solved by installing the 'Damn it, my mom is on Face-
 book' filter.  Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to see this cute video.
 

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Subj:     Google Maps' 360 Degree Feature
          By Nick Gonzalez on 5/29/2007
          In a TechCrunch.com article (S701d)
 Source1: http://techcrunch.com/2007/05/29
........../google-maps-now-with-360-streetside-views/
 Source2: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q?source=s_q?
 hl=en?geocode=?q=1422+56+Avenue,+Oakland,+CA?sll=37.
 926868,-95.712891?sspn=22.129044,38.232422?ie=UTF8?
 hq=?hnear=1422+56th+Ave,+Oakland,+Alameda,+California+
 94621?ll=37.766983,-122.201807?spn=0,0.000583?t=h?
 z=20?layer=c?cbll=37.767009,-122.201992?panoid=
 KFsenEZWl-kmfN5NhePRqg?cbp=13,140.76,,1,0.03

 Google Maps now have a new 360 degree, panorama, streetside
 view. In this view, the users virtually stand in the middle
 of any street, able to look in a full circle around the
 location.  The imaging used in the new feature was collected
 by a company called Immersive Media, whose vans travel
 throughout the cities in the USA to collect these photos.

 In the search box at the top enter an address such as
 "1422 56 Avenue, Oakland, CA," and click the "Search Maps"
 button.  By clicking the "+" magnification button six
 times, the picture switched from magnifing the satellite
 picture to a 360? photo.  If you go to the address I gave,
 you will see the home my grandfather built for his family
 in about 1900.
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Click on Source2 to see Google Maps' photo of my
grandfather's home, or 'HERE' for my web page of
this photo.
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This graphics program may make the Internet
Exploret's picture too large for your monitor
.screen.  If this happens, go to "Page" on the tool bar at
 the top of the picture.  On the pull down menu, go to "Zoom"
 and reset it to 100%.

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Subj:     The Muppets Meet The Internet (S683d)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 2/10/2010
 Source: http://www.wimp.com/muppetsinternet/

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see the Muppets go on the Internet.

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Subj:     15 Best Keyboard Shortcuts
          From: Wimp.com
          on 12/24/2009 (S675b,d)
 Source: http://www.wimp.com/keyboardshortcuts/

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to learn
 several great shortcuts using Ctrl, Alt, and Windows buttons.

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Subj:     What Are You Doing Today? (S670b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 11/13/2009
Source: http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/what_your.htm
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Subj:     Facebook On South Park (S697b,d in Cartoons-Supp)
          From: Lynda Lynch on Facebook on 5/24/2010
Drawing from Facebook.com
 Source1: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=386443877426
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5BEo8DeDMY

 In South Park's Season 14 Episode 04 the first 9:29
 minutes of the 21 minute episode is devoted to face-
 book.  Click on Source1 to see 2:35 minutes of this
 all too true spoof of Facebook.  Or click on Source2,
 or 'HERE' for my copy, to see the first 4:37 minutes
 of the episode but it's reversed horizontally.
 
Source3:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/267112
Drawing from SouthParkStudios.com

 Or click on Source3 to see the full episode.

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Subj:     Walter Cronkite's Home/Office Of 2001
          Uploaded by Matt Novak (S839d)
          From: Wimp.com on 2/3/2013
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup
..........?v=V6DSu3IfRlo?vq=large
 Source2: http://www.tested.com/tech/453209
..........-home-office-2001-circa-1967/

 Legendary news anchor Walter Cronkite's regular half-hour
 CBS documentary program "The 21st Century" was a glorious
 peek into the future. Every Sunday night viewers of the
 late 1960s were shown all the exciting technological
 advancements they could expect to see just 30 or 40 years
 down the road.  In the March 12, 1967 episode, Cronkite
 gave people a look at the home/office of the future.

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this
 1967 prediction of computers in 2001.

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Subj:     What the Internet Is Doing To Our Brains (S852d)
          From: Epipheo.TV on 5/8/2013
          Interviewed with Nicholas Carr
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=cKaWJ72x1rI?vq=large
 Source2: http://www.coolestone.com/media/5786/
..........What-the-Internet-is-Doing-to-Our-Brains/

 Most of us are on the Internet on a daily basis and whether
 we like it or not, the Internet is affecting us. It changes
 how we think, how we work, and it even changes our brains.

 This is an interviewed Nicholas Carr, the author of, "The
 Shallows: What the Internet is Doing to Our Brains," about
 how the Internet is influencing us, our creativity, our
 thought processes, our ideas, and how we think.

 Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to learn
 about our short term memory loss from the computer.
 


Subj:     Short Computer Jokes

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Subj:     Touch The Mouse Pointer To His Nose
          Made by SelfControlFreak (in BodyParts)
          From: kgilmour2000 on 8/8/2011 (S760d)
 Source: http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html
 With practice, three times I was able to rest the mouse
 on the mans nose.  Click on the above source, or 'HERE'
 for my copy, to play this fun interactive video.

 Go to http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com to see all twenty-
 two interactive videos.
 

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Subj:     Screen Grab - Simon's Cat (S848d)
          Created by Simon Tofield
          From: Diane J Swinehart on Facebook on 4/12/2013
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=LpHpm_b0vRY?vq=large
 Source2: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon's_Cat
 Simon's Cat is an animated cartoon series by the British
 animator Simon Tofield featuring a hungry house cat who
 uses increasingly heavy-handed tactics to get its owner
 to feed it.  In Screen Grab (Stop, play, paws and rewind),
 Simon's cat and the kitten discover the flat screen TV
 when they step on the remote.  Click on the top source,
 or 'HERE' for my copy, to see Simon's cat's TV antics.
 

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Subj:     Four Suicide Bombers (S826d) 
          Made by SelfControlFreak
 Source: http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/command/
 Four suicide bombers attack JokeLibrary.new.  Move
 down the screen to watch the damage unfold.  Click
 'HERE' to see this wonderful interactive video.
 
 

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Subj:     Senior Citizen Texting Code (S814)
          From: Caroline Newton on 8/19/2012
 Source1: Female Imagination
 Source2: Facebook Photos
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Subj:     A Running Man And The Cursor (S798d)
          Made by SelfControlFreak
          From: AFine963 on 4/25/2012
 Source: http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
 When the guy stops running, place the cursor about an
 inch above the runner's head and prepare to be impressed.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this amazing interactive SWF film.

 You can see all of the SelfControlFreaks other amazing
 videos at http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/
 

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Subj:     B.C. Comic Strip (776)
          By Mastroianni and Hart
          From: Creators.com on 11/26/2011
 Source: http://comics.washingtonpost.com/11_comics_bc.html
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute BC comic strip.
 

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Subj:     Doonesbury Comic Strip (S706b)
          By Garry Trudeau
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 7/25/2010
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/db/
 Click 'HERE' to see this all too real comic strip about
 computers, parents, and kids.
 

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Subj:     Descartes' Famous Quote Updated (S705b)
          From: ezines@arcamax.com on 7/21/2010
Photo from IdeaChampions.com...
 Source1: http://www.zazzle.com/i_am_logged_in_therefore_
..........i_am_tshirt-235553044473925231
 Source2: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/r/rene_descartes.html
 Click 'HERE' to see Rene Descartes' famous quote updated
 for the computer age.
 

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Subj:     Best Video Game Controller Yet (S689)
          From: BenIsAwesome.wordpress.com on 3/25/2010
Photo from xBox.tv
 Source: http://benisawesome.wordpress.com/2010/03/13/
.........best-video-game-controller-concept-yet-breasts/
 Yes, I know this image has been making the rounds of the
 internet, but it is awesome.  Just the sheer awesomeness
 of it cannot be denied.  I have a feeling it would take
 my videogame addition to new heights.  -- Ben
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to
 see the best video game controller ever.
 

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Subj:     Blonde Password (S688b in Blonde2)
          From: darrellvip on 3/24/2010
Animated GIF from NutRocker.co.uk...
 Click 'HERE' to read this cute, silly joke.
 

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Subj:     Pickles Comic Strip (S685b)
          By Brian Crane
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 3/4/2010
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/wppic/
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute comic strip about web sites,
 and regrets of an old man.

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Subj:     4 Monkeys 'Posting No Evil' - 6 Photos (S896d)
          From: Laney Huda on Facebook
 Drawing from GainingAgeButLosingMind
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Click
 to see six photos and drawings about four
monkeys hearing, seeing, speaking and doing no evil.
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Subj:     Where Can I Find Chuck Norris (S684)
          From: Wimp.com on 2/18/2010
Drawing from Google.com...
 Source: http://www.dump.com/2010/02/18/type-where-can-i-find-
.........chuck-norris-in-google-click-im-feeling-lucky/
 Go to Google,
 Type "Where Can I Find Chuck Norris",
 Click on 'I'm Feeling Lucky',
 See what happens,
 And do a "Thumbs Up", if you smile.
ASCII Smiley from
GIFs Rubrik:Neon Smiley

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest Comic Strip (S682)
          By Bob Thaves
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 2/12/2009
 Source: http://comics.com/affiliate/washington_post/?ComicID=31
 Click 'HERE' to see this comic strip about
 the plight of Sisyphus in this modern world.
 

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Subj:     Samsung's New Transparent Laptop (S677d)
          From: Wimp.com on 1/4/2010
 Source: http://www.wimp.com/transparentlaptop/
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 Samsung's transparent monitor.
 

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Subj:     I Know What You're Doing (S675b)
          From: darrellvip on 12/21/2009
Animated GIF from SodaHead.com
 This short PowerPoint Show is very cute.
 Click 'HERE' to see it.
 

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Subj:     Bizarro Cartoon (S667)
          By Dan Piraro
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 10/18/2009
 Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
........./comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro
 Click 'HERE' to read this all too real cartoon.
 

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Subj:     Non Sequitur Cartoon II (S663)
          By Wiley Miller
         From: WashingtonPost.com on 9/23/2009
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
 Click 'HERE' to see this cartoon about MySpace, Facebook,
 and Twitter.
 

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Subj:   Family Lineage (S659b)
          by Glasbergen
          From: LABLaughsClean on 8/31/2009
 Source: http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22279.htm
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my
 copy, to see this cute cartoon.
 

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Subj:    Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S651)
..........By Wiley Miller
          From: WashingtonPost.com on 6/30/2009
 Source: http://wpcomics.washingtonpost.com/client/wpc/nq/
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, true, but cruel this comic
 strip about face book friends.
 

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Subj:     Working It Out Cartoon (S642b)
          By Charlos Gary
          From: Creators.com on 4/25/2009
Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
 
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Subj:     Ballard Street Cartoon (S632c)
          by Jerry Van Amerongen
          From: Creators.com on 2/16/2009
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
 Click 'HERE' to see this very cute cartoon about computers.

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