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Subj: Drinking Beer Supp Jokes
          (Includes 30 jokes and articles, 12875,31,cf,md?v,28)

Old Man With Beer
from
JOELFALLON on 11/15/2004
Includes the following:  Bud Light Clothing Drive 2010 - Video (S682, S800)
.........................Three Small Bud Light Ads (S270b)
.........................Bud Light Frisbee - Video (S669b)
.........................Bud Light Breathing Fire Commercial (S669)
.........................Birra Moretti Zero Commercial (S668)
.........................Brahma Beer Commercial (S663)
.........................Robo Bash - Video (S654)
.........................Molson Canadian Beer Ad (S639)
.........................Critical Thinking At Its Best! (S875)
.........................Tuborg Beer Commercial (S638)
.........................Bud Light And Fergus The Dog - Video (S637c)
.........................Bud Light And The Tool Box - Video (S635)
.........................Bud Light And The Farmer's Daughter - Video (S630)
.........................Bud Light And The Chimpanzee - Video (S630)
.........................Bud Light And The French Maid - Video (S630)
.........................How Aliens Fish - Video (S629b)
.........................Yellow Snow - Video (S613c, S801)
.........................Bud Light Commercial #5 (S596c)
.........................7 Year Old's Reasons To Like Beer (S601b)
.........................Walk In Fridge Commercial (S626)
.........................Bud Light And The Porn - Video (S635)
.........................Aussie Beer Commercial (S650)
.........................3D Sapporo Beer Ad (S738)
.........................How Beer Works - GIF (S609, S777)
.........................Short Beer Jokes
..............................10 Beer Facts (S803)
..............................What Your Beer Says About Your Politics - Chart (S871)
..............................Australian Tooheys Beer Commercial (S682)
..............................Kramer Drinks Beer While Smoking - Video (S676b)
..............................Why Do Geishas Walk With Such Tiny Steps? - Vid(S675)
..............................Why Men Put Beer On The Bottom Shelf - PPS (S654b)
..............................Do Beer, Not Drugs - Video (S650)
..............................XXXX Gold Retreat On Tour - PPS (S615c)
..............................Opening A Beer With A Chainsaw (S801)

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Subj:     Bud Light Clothing Drive 2010 (S682, S800) 
          From: ginafm on 2/5/2010
      and From: darrelldre on 5/10/2012
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew9cEATPzDE
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtKzjeUDXDg

 Click on either, above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see the cute, nude Bud Light commercial.

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Subj:     Three Small Bud Light Ads (S270b)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 11/8/2009
 Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/1213.htm

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy to see
 three cute, short commercials.

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Subj:     Bud Light Frisbee (S669b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 11/7/2009
 Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/1212.htm

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this cute Bud Light commercial.

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Subj:     Bud Light Breathing Fire Commercial (S669)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 11/6/2009
 Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/1211.htm

 In this cute, short commercial, Bud Light gives you the
 ability to breath fire.  Click on the above source, or
 'HERE' for my copy, to view the video.

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Subj:     Birra Moretti Zero Commercial (S668) 
          From: rfslick
          on 10/25/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo03L4sQFzU

 This commercial of a drunk guy with his girlfriend is
 very cute.  Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for
 my copy, to see this short video.

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Subj:     Brahma Beer Commercial (S663)
          From: BuffaloChips.com
          on 9/23/09
 Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/7807.htm

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 this cute, short commercial.

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Subj:     Robo Bash (S654)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 7/17/2009
 Source: http://www.buffaloschips.com/uijhgyugu.htm

 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy,
 to see this cute, short, Bud Light commercial.

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Subj:     Molson Canadian Beer Ad (S639)
          From: www.metacafe.com
          on 4/10/2009
 Source: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/20329/canadian_beer_ad/

 This Molson Canadian beer ad is cute and short.  Click on
 the above source, or 'HERE' for my file copy, to see it.

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Subj:     Critical Thinking At Its Best! (S875)
          From: AFine963 on 10/11/2013

 Woman: Do you drink beer?
 Man: Yes.

 Woman: How many beers a day?
 Man: Usually about 3.

 Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
 Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.

 (This is where it gets scary !)

 Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
 Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

 Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which
        puts your spending each month at $450.  In one year,
        it would be approximately $5400, correct?
 Man: Correct.

 Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for
        inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at
        $108,000, correct?
 Man: Correct.

 Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer,
        that money could have been put in a step-up interest
        savings account and after accounting for compound
        interest for the past 20 years, you could have now
        bought a Ferrari?

 Man: Do you drink beer?
 Woman: No.

 Man: So, Where's your Ferrari?

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Subj:    Tuborg Beer Commercial (S638)
         From: YouTube.com on 4/3/2009
Photo from YouTube.com...
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZZpsSOwxcw

 This short Tuborg commercial from Denmark is very
 funny.  Click 'HERE' to see it.

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Subj:     Bud Light And Fergus The Dog (S637c)
          From: gattica30
          on 3/15/2009
 Source: http://www.spike.com/player/?ifilmId=2532910?pg=
.........default?skin=default?refsite=default?mediaSize=
.........default?context=product?launchVal=1?data=null

 This 2004 Super Bowl commercial is cute and short.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my file
 version, to see this Bud Light ad.

 Other Super Bowl ads are at
 http://www.devlib.org/category/superbowl/2001-2005-superbowl-commercials

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Subj:     Bud Light And The Tool Box (S635)
          From: tom on 3/8/2009

 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, short video explaining
 why men have big tool boxes.

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Subj:     Bud Light And The Farmer's Daughter (S630)
          From: darrellvip on 1/27/2009

  Click 'HERE' to see this cute commercial.

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Subj:     Bud Light And The Chimpanzee (S630)
          From: darrellvip on 1/27/2009

  Click 'HERE' to see this cute commercial.

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Subj:     Bud Light And The French Maid (S630)
          From: darrellvip on 1/27/2009

  Click 'HERE' to see this cute commercial.

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Subj:     How Aliens Fish (S629b in Alien)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 1/26/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqAdnQtvsHs

 This Bud Light commercial is cute.  You can see it at
 the above source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Yellow Snow (S613c, S801)
          From: tom
          on 10/5/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqD2tKpdPY8

 This video is too cute and gross to reveal its content.
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to
 view this commercial.

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Subj:     Bud Light Commercial #5 (S596c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 6/15/2008
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyOGOpSO75I

 You can view this cute, short commercial at the above
 source, or on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     7 Year Old's Reasons To Like Beer (S601b)
          From: darrellvip on 7/14/2008

 A handful of 7 year old children were asked, 'what they
 thought of beer.' Some interesting responses, but the
 last one is especially touching.
 

 7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says
 the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

 7-year-old Melanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we
 get to watch what we want On television when he is asleep,
 so beer is nice.

 7-year-old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My
 Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at
 parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'

 7-year-old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they
 drink beer and The more they drink the more they give
 kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'

 7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is
 funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he
 shouldn't have too much.

 7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he
 drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into
 the pool.'

 7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much.
 Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the
 barbecue and they taste disgusting.'

 7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the dog
 and he goes to sleep.'

 7-year-old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says
 silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks
 beer she yells at D ad and tells him to go bury his bone
 down the street again, but that doesn't make any
 sense...'

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Subj:     Walk In Fridge Commercial (S626)
          From: tom on 1/8/2009

 This is a very cute Heineken commercial.  Click 'HERE'
 to see it.

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Subj:     Bud Light And The Porn (S635)
          From: tom on 3/8/2009

 Click 'HERE' to see this long, gross, stupid, fake commercial.

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Subj:     Aussie Beer Commercial (S650 in Dog1)
          From: tom on 6/18/2009

 Click 'HERE' to see this cute Australian beer ad.

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Subj:     3D Sapporo Beer Ad (S738)
          From: tom
          on 3/1/2011
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=K-Rs6YEZAt8
 Source2: http://stephendiebold.tumblr.com/post/
..........3105081644/sapporo-beer-commercial-legendary-biru

 This 3D video shows the epic fictional adventure that is a
 Sapporo brewery.  The sequence of images shows the different
 steps and processes in manufacturing of the Japanese Sapporo
 beer.  Click on either source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see
 these pretty cool visuals.

 Source1 is a better and larger movie.

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Subj:     How Beer Works (S609, S777)
          From: tom
          on 9/6/2008 and on 12/4/2011
 Source: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf

 A man goes into a bar and drinks beer.  After every glass of
 beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it.
 After the 4th beer the waiter asks him why after every glass
 of beer he pulls the picture out and looks at it

 The man says: It's a picture of my wife.  When she looks
 good to me I'm going home.

 This is an example of the "The Power of Beer."
 Be sure to click to view this cute animated SWF on my web
 site.  Then push the beer glass to the right to understand
 how beer works.


Subj:     Short Beer Jokes

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Subj:     10 Beer Facts (S803)
          From: AFine963 on 5/27/2012
Drawing from DogClipArt.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y6IKywUp7g
 Source2: http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/10-
..........things-you-need-to-know-about-beer/vcm5z6b7
 This video presents 10 intoxicating facts about the world's
 favorite alcoholic beverage.  Background music was "Don't
 Touch the Tulips" by Paul Mottram.  Click on either source,
 or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this silly video.
 

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Subj:     What Your Beer Says About Your Politics
          Credit: Tracey Robinson, NMRPP
          From: AFine963 on 9/11/2013 (S871)
 Source: http://www.nationaljournal.com/blogs/hotlineoncall/
.........2012/09/what-your-beer-says-about-your-politics-27
 Americans who most often drink Dos Equis are in the middle-
 of-the-road while drinkers of Heineken's flagship brand are
 strongly Democratic. Samuel Adams drinkers are strongly
 Republican, and more likely to vote.  Click 'HERE' to see
 the whole Beer/Politics Chart.
 

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Subj:     Australian Tooheys Beer Commercial (S682d)
          From: ft.apache
          on 2/1/2010
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yGJVnOwxz0
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to learn
 how tough guys open their beers down under.
 

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Subj:     Kramer Drinks Beer While Smoking (S676b)
          From: Wimp.com
          on 12/30/2009 (in Movies2)
 Source1: http://www.wimp.com/kramerbeer/
 Source2: http://www.tv.com/seinfeld/the-sniffing-
..........accountant/episode/2308/summary.html
 In the Sniffing Accountant episode of Seinfeld on TV on
 Nov 30, 2006, Cosmo Kramer played by Michael Richards
 skulls a beer while smoking a cigarette.  Epictetus
 once said "I am formed by nature for my own good: I am
 not formed for my own evil."  Click on Source1, or
 'HERE' for my copy, to see this cute skit.
 

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Subj:     Why Do Geishas Walk With Such Tiny Steps?
          From: JOELFALLON on 12/19/2009
      and From: lubin100 (S675d, S870)
 Source: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1530642/geisha_keo_beer_commercial/
 Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my file copy,
 to see this cute beer commercial.
 

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Subj:     Why Men Put Beer On The Bottom Shelf (S654b)
          From: mauryschu
          on 7/2/2009
 Click 'HERE' to see this funny, different PowerPoint.
 

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Subj:     Do Beer, Not Drugs (S650)
          From: LABLaughsClean
          on 6/16/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz2xEOrrr3o
 This cute, short commercial for Goldstar beer advocates
 not using drugs, but instead drinking beer.  Click on the
 above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this video.
 

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Subj:     XXXX Gold Retreat On Tour (S615c)
          From: darrellvip
          on 10/3/2008
 A beer truck in Australia which travels with entertainment
 is amazing.  Click 'HERE' to view this impressive PowerPoint.
 

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Subj:     Opening A Beer With A Chainsaw (S801)
          From: CoolestOne.com
          on 5/21/2012
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-slvv_ZT4
 Source2: http://www.coolestone.com/media/
..........3940/Opening-Beer-With-Chainsaw/
 This thirty-nine second video demonstrates how to open
 a beer with a chainsaw.  Click on either source, or
 'HERE' for my copy, to see this demonstration.
 

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