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Subj:     Body Parts Jokes
                 (Includes 68 jokes and articles, 08 1030,30,cf,wYT2a3,22)
                 The file is called 'Eyes_n_Ears'

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Includes the following:  Broom Hair Drawing (S1030 in Supp)
.........................Britain's Got Talent - Feet Act (S1029 in Supp)
.........................How Long To Nap (S905 in Supp)
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.........................Eye Animated GIF (S978)
.........................Young Couple Goes To Mountains (S265)
.........................Medical Animation - Heal - Video (S855)
.........................Two Women Discuss Cosmetic Surgery (S322)
.........................Michio Kaku: This is Your Brain on a Laser Beam -Video(S896)
.........................Elderly Wife Is Hard Of Hearing (S354b, S855)
.........................Most People have 32 Teeth - Photo (S1000)
.........................Spot The Imposter (S540b)
.........................Body Part Quiz (S580c)
.........................Sneezy - Video (S463)
.........................Magician Rich Ferguson's Sneezy (DU)
.........................Needing Surgery On A Bad Ear (S443)
.........................Test: Are You Nearsighted? - Video (S655b)
.........................Boy Cries Over Freckles (S338, S623))
.........................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! III (S698)
.........................Blonde Sees Eye Doctor (S234, S461)
.........................Eyeball Jewelry (S387)
.........................Elderly Man Gets Hearing Aid (S222)
.........................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! (S634b)
.........................Having No Ears
.........................Baby Born Without Ears (S313)
.........................Feeling Forgetful? (S635)
.........................The Ear And Sex (S41, S355)
.........................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! II (S635c)
                         Short Body Part Jokes
..............................ONLY Sleep On Your LEFT SIDE! - Drawing (S984)
..............................How Smart Is Your Right Foot? (S368, S549b)
..............................Touch The Mouse Pointer To His Nose - Game (S760)
..............................DEKA Bionic Arm - Video (S682b)
..............................When Our Body Grows Old (S347b)
..............................Unusual Eye Test (S669)
..............................One Big Happy Comic Strip (S642)
..............................Amazing Eyes (S446b)
..............................Artificial Assholes (S254b)
..............................Elmo Prank Call #3 - Video (S636c)
..............................Body Parts Trivia Test (S632c)
..............................Removing Husbands Glasses (S213)
..............................Hemorrhoid Remedy (S571c)
..............................Vitamine B6 And Frequent Urination (S570b)
..............................World's Best Hearing Aid (S136, S403b)
..............................Men Regrowing Hair (S566c)
..............................Gay Finger Test (S547)
..............................Old Man's Hearing Aid Doesn't Work (S214)
..............................Hearing Aids - Cartoon (S498c)
..............................If My Body Were A Car (S473b)
..............................Senility Prayer (S192)
..............................Online Eye Chart (S467)
..............................World Beard and Moustache Championships (S459)
..............................Color Blindness Test (S460)
................................. Like Butt Cheeks (S774)
..............................A What Is It Riddle

Also see ANIMALS-OTHRS- 'Snake Sees Doctor For Glasses'
         ASIA file    - 'Hindu Women's Red Spot'
         BAR1 file    - 'Is It Plastic Or Rubber?'
         BLONDE2 file - 'Where Babies Come From'
         CARTOON file - 'Bizarro Comic Strip'
         COWS-SHEP-SUP- 'How Sheep Pick Their Nose'
         DARWIN AWRDS1- 'Struck In Head By Train'
......................- 'Man Looses His Face'
......................- 'Shot In Head With Arrow'
         DARWIN AWRDS2- 'Bungee Jumping'
         DATING1 file - 'Guy Meets Girl At Mailbox'
......................- 'Man Catches Woman's Glass Eye'
         DIFFERENCES1 - 'Female Brain Cell In A Man'
         DOCTOR2 file - 'Man Swallows His Glass Eye'
         DOCTOR3 file - 'Delivering A Skeleton'
         DOCTOR-SUPP  - 'Doctor Riddle'
         DOG1 file    - 'Hairy Dog Is Hard Of Hearing'
         DRINKING     - 'Coming Home After Week End Binge'
.........ELDERLY1 file- 'Elderly Couple Share A Meal'
.........ELDERLY2 file- 'Ellie Wants SUPERSEX'
......................- 'Two Old Men And A Hearing Aid'
         ELDERLY4 file- 'Elderly Accident - Poem'
         ENGINEER1    - 'Mind Over Mechanics' - Video
         FACTS4 file  - 'Anton's Polish Nose'
         FART file    - 'Silent Fart'
         FAT file     - 'Dirty Picture In The Refrigerator'
         GOLF3 file   - 'Three Deaf Retirees Play Golf'
         HOSPITAL2    - 'Man Gets Bionic Arm'
......................- 'True Hospital Stories'
         IRISH2 file  - 'Paddy's Fingers'
         JOBS1 file   - 'Who's In Charge'
         JOBS3 file   - 'Boss w/No Ears Needs New Employee'
         KIDS1 file   - 'Wooden Eye'
         KIDS2 file   - 'Losing A Contact Lens In Basketball'
......................- 'Momma Is Gonna Eat Your Fingers'
......................- 'Girl Asked Mom About White Hair'
         LETTERS2 file- 'A Love Letter
         MEN1 file    - 'Conservative Man Wears Earring'
         MUSIC2 file  - 'Beethoven's Fifth Symphony On Buttocks' - Video
         PENIS2 file  - 'Body Builder Strips'
         PENIS-SUPP   - 'US Medical School Entrance Exam'
         PHONE file   - 'Cell Phone Holder'
         PHONE-SUPP   - 'Mosquito Ringtones'
         PUSSY-SUPP   - 'Driving And Shaving Just Don't Mix'
         SCOTTISH file- 'The Gleam In Your Eye'
         SEX DRAWINGS - 'Eye Chart'
         SEX2 file    - 'Eye Chart'
         SHIPS file   - 'Elderly Lady w/Hat On Ship'
         SCIENCE1 file- 'The McGurk Effect: Watch Your Ears Lie To You' - Video
         SKIING file  - 'Writing Your Name In The Snow'
         TESTS1 file  - 'Intriguing Intelligence Test'
         THOUGHTS-LND2- 'How To Survive A Heart Attack Alone' in NonJokes
         THO-SILLY-SUP- 'Pickles Comic Strip'
......................- 'Six Truths Of Life'
         TREES file   - 'What Do You Hear?'
         WAITER-WAITRS- 'Waitress w/Thumb In The Food'
         WOMEN3 file  - 'What Women Think About Their Ass'

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Subj:     Eye Animated GIF (S978)
          From: Spirit Science on Facebook on 8/8/2015
 Source: http://giphy.com/gifs/eye-tree-birds-GSolwL3FU1ocw
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Subj:     Young Couple Goes To Mountains (S265)
          From: thebartend on 2/25/2002

 (See 'Amish Mother And Daughter' in AMISH
  and 'Cold Hands Between The Legs' in DATING1)

 Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic
 winter vacation.  When they get there, the guy goes out
 to chop some wood.  When he gets back, he says, "Honey,
 my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them here
 between my legs and that will warm them up."

 After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and
 comes back and says again, "Man!  My hands are really
 freezing!"  She says again, "Well put them here between
 my legs and warm them up."

 He does, and again that warms him up.  After dinner, he
 goes out one more time to chop wood for the night.  When
 he returns, he again says, "Honey, my hands are really
 freezing!"

 She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't
 your *ears* ever get cold?"

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Subj:     Medical Animation - Heal (S855d)
          Made by ghOst Productions Inc.
          From: kgilmour2000 on 5/26/2013
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/RDspAS2rHGk
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/embed/xMYjfb_M9wM

 We built this MEDICAL ANIMATION from the ground up to showcase
 the talents of Ghost Productions at the 2009 American Association
 of Orthopedic Surgeons in Las Vegas.  Instead of showing pre-
 existing client work in our reel, we thought it would be more
 fun to make a character animation, break nearly every bone in
 his body and then surgically repair him in under 3 minutes.
 Click 'HERE' to see this great animation.
 

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Subj:     Two Women Discuss Cosmetic Surgery (S322)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 6/6/2003

 Two women were having lunch together, and discussing
 the merits of cosmetic surgery.  The first woman says,
 "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."

 The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking
 of having my asshole bleached!"  To which the first
 replies, "Whoa, I just can't picture your husband as a
 blonde!"

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Subj:     Michio Kaku: This is Your Brain on a Laser Beam
          Created by Big Think (S896d)
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/aUUl3YPDcAE
 Source2: http://www.wimp.com/brainlaser/
 Source3: http://bigthink.com/big-think-tv/
..........this-is-your-brain-on-a-laser-beam

 Popular American theoretical physicist Michio Kaku explains
 why living in a state of pure consciousness without a body
 is possible.  What was once considered in the realm of
 science fiction can actually exist with the right advances
 in technology.  Click 'HERE' and prepare to have your mind
 blown away.

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Subj:     Elderly Wife Is Hard Of Hearing (S354b, S855)
          From: DoctorDebt on 11/7/2003

 An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard
 of hearing.  So one day he called her doctor to make an
 appointment to have her hearing checked.  The Doctor made
 an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and mean-
 while there's a simple informal test the husband could do
 to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem.

 "Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out  about
 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational
 speaking tone see if she hears you.  If  not, go to 30
 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
 

 That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner,
 and he's in the living room.  He says to himself, 'I'm
 about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.'  Then in a
 normal tone he asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" He hears
 no response.  So the husband moved to the other end of
 the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey,
 what's for supper?"  Still he hears no response.

 Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20
 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?"
 Again he gets no response so he walks up to the kitchen
 door, only 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's for supper?"
 Again there is no response, so he walks right up behind
 her.  "Honey, what's for supper?"
 
 

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Subj:     Most People have 32 Teeth (S1000)
          From: Roger Ford on Facebook on 3/10/2016
 Source: https://i.imgflip.com/10kq3n.jpg
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Subj:     Spot The Imposter (S540b in Polit-Supp)
          From: AFine963 on 5/15/2007
 Four of these five people are Republicans, the other is a
 Democrat.  Click 'HERE' to test your observational skills.

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Subj:     Body Part Quiz (S580c)
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 3/1/2008
 Source: (Removed from apuzzlezone.com)

 1. What is the largest number of fingers and
    toes ever possessed by one person?
 2. What is the longest recorded attack of hiccupping?
    Of sneezing?
    Of yawning?
 3. How many square feet of skin cover the human body?
 4. How much of the body is made up of bones?

 The solution can be found on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Sneezy (S463d)
          From: darrell94590 on 12/6/2005
          (Also see 'Japanese Illusionist' in Asian)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/6C1D_YVnRKA

 Don't miss this short, very funny video.  You will laugh
 your head off.  Click 'HERE' to view it.
 
 
Subj:     Magician Rich Ferguson's Sneezy (DU)
          Created by CNN DistractionPhoto from YouTube.com...
. Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/QxJPKeqfn7c

 Click 'HERE' to see Magician Rich Ferguson surprises
 unsuspecting passersby with his unique sneezes.

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Subj:     Needing Surgery On A Bad Ear (S443)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 7/19/2005

 My cousin is in a bad spot. He's got a bad inner ear problem
 that needs surgery soon, or he'll lose his hearing on that
 side. He has no insurance, though, and the cost is WAY too
 much for him. He does have a way out, though. A local elderly
 widow has offered to pay for the operation, but only if he'll
 marry her, afterwards! She's 50 years older than him! You
 could call it a wife or deaf situation.

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Subj:     Test: Are You Nearsighted? (S655b,d)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 7/22/2009
 Source: (Removed from ebaumnation.com)

 Find out in 30 quick seconds how nearsighted you are.
 Click 'HERE' to take this test.

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Subj:     Boy Cries Over Freckles (S338, S623)
          From: kmacinty on 7/13/2003

 Note, this is a warm story, not a joke.

 An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was
 sprinkled with bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo.
 Lots of children were waiting in line to get their cheeks
 painted by a local artist who was decorating them with
 tiger paws.

 "You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!"
 a girl in the line said to the little fella.  Embarrassed,
 the little boy dropped his head.

 His grandmother knelt down next to him. "I love your
 freckles.  When I was a little girl I always wanted
 freckles, she said, while tracing her finger across the
 child's cheek. "Freckles are beautiful!"

 The boy looked up, "Really?" "Of course," said the grand-
 mother.  "Why, just name me one thing that's prettier than
 freckles."

 The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into
 his grandma's face, and softly whispered, "Wrinkles."

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     by John Graziano on 5/31/2010
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2010/05/31
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Subj:     Blonde Sees Eye Doctor (S234, S461)
          From: RFSlick on 7/26/2001

 The blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked
 for glasses.  The doctor directed her to read various
 letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.
 The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that
 the eye doctor in disgust took a paper sack with a hole
 to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked
 her to read the letters.  As he did so, he noticed the
 blonde had tears streaming down her face.

 "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional
 about glasses."  "I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind
 of had my heart set on wire frames."

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Subj:     Eyeball Jewelry (S387)
          From: jerry on 6/21/2004

 The latest fashion trend in the Netherlands is eyeball
 jewelry where an eye surgeon implants a piece of jewelry,
 3.5 mm wide, into the mucus membranes of the eye itself.
 The procedure costs between $800 and $1,600.  It has proven
 popular and there is a waiting list.

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Subj:     Elderly Man Gets Hearing Aid (S222)
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 5/1/2001

 An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a
 number of years.  He went to the doctor and the doctor was
 able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that
 allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

 The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor
 and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect.  Your family
 must be really pleased that you can hear again."

 To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family
 yet.  I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
 I've changed my will three times!"

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     by John Graziano on 2/26/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2009/02/26
 
Click on the button below

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Subj:     Having No Ears
          From: humorlist-digest V1 #196 on 97-09-10 07

 (Also see 'Boss w/No Ears Needs New Employee' in JOBS3)

 There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was
 injured.  But the only permanent damage he suffered was
 the amputation of both of his ears.  As a result of this
 "unusual" handicap, he was very self-conscious.

 Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money
 from the insurance company.  It was always his dream to
 own his own business, so he decided with all this money
 he had, he now had the means to own a business.

 So he went out and purchased a small, but expanding
 computer firm.  He realized, however, that he had no
 business knowledge at all.  So he decided that he would
 have to hire someone to run the business.

 He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each
 of them.  The first interview went really well.  He really
 liked this guy.  His last question for this first candidate
 was "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

 The candidate said, "Now that you mention it, you have no
 ears."

 The man got really upset and threw the guy out.

 The second interview went even better than the first.
 This candidate was much better than the first.  Again, to
 conclude the interview, the man asked the same question
 again, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

 This candidate also noticed, "Yes, you have no ears."

 The man was really upset again, and threw the second
 candidate out.

 Then he had the third interview.  The third candidate was
 even better than the second, the best out of all of them.
 Almost certain that he wanted to hire this guy, the man
 once again asked, "Do you notice anything unusual about me?"

 The candidate replied "Yeah, you're wearing contact lenses."

 Surprised, the man then asked, "Wow! That's quite perceptive
 of you! How could you tell?"

 The guy burst out laughing and said, "Well, You can't wear
 glasses if you don't have any f---ing ears!"

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Subj:     Baby Born Without Ears (S313)
          From: JBCARY1 on 1/27/2003

 Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby.  Unfortunately,
 the little baby was born without ears.  When they arrived
 home from the hospital, the parents invited little Johnny's
 family to come over and see their new baby.  Little Johnny's
 parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack
 to say about the baby.  So, little Johnny's Dad had a long
 talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.  He
 said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears.
 I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word
 about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt hard
 when we get back home."

 "I promise not to mention his missing ears at all," said
 little Johnny.  At the neighbor's home, little Johnny leaned
 over the crib and touched the baby's hand.  He looked at
 it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"

 The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was
 pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, little
 Johnny."

 Then Johnny said, "This baby has perfect little hands and
 perfect little feet.  Why, just look at his pretty little
 eyes!  Did his doctor say he can see good?"

 The mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why,
 yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

 Little Johnny said, "Well, it is a good thing, 'cause he
 sure as fuck can't wear glasses."

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Subj:     Feeling Forgetful? (S635)
          By Mary Kearl
          From: AOLHealth.com on 3/8/2009
 Source: (Removed from aolhealth.com)

 Click 'HERE' to learn nine reasons for memory loss.

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Subj:     The Ear And Sex (S41, S355)
          From: cohen#il on 97-10-30
      and From: thebartend on 11/19/2003

 (Also see 'Who enjoys sex more?'in DIFFERENCES2)

 A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an
 argument about who enjoyed sex more.  The man said, "Men
 obviously enjoy sex more than women.  Why do you think
 we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

 "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think
 about this: When your ear itches and you put your little
 finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which
 feels better your ear or your finger?

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     by John Graziano on 1/7/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2009/01/07
 
Click on the button below

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Subj:     ONLY Sleep On Your LEFT SIDE! (S984d)
          From: IsItBullShit
 Source1: https://www.reddit.com/r/IsItBullshit/comments/3hy7wk/
..........isitbullshit_sleeping_on_your_left_side_is_better/
 Source2: http://likes.com/g/15468431?v=r3lq6bqH3UNwYAviFWV9lQ241A0Sd90fyw&page=1
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Subj:     How Smart Is Your Right Foot? (S368, S549b)
          From: Imogenelumen on 2/8/2004
      and From: LABLaughsClean on 7/21/2007
 This is so funny that it will boggle your mind.  And you
 will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can
 outsmart your foot, but you can't.

 While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the
 floor and make clockwise circles.  Now, while doing this,
 draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
 Your foot will change direction!
 

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Subj:     Touch The Mouse Pointer To His Nose
          Made by SelfControlFreak
          From: kgilmour2000 on 8/8/2011 (S760d)
 Source: http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html
 With practice, three times I was able to rest the mouse on
 the mans nose.  Click 'HERE' to play this fun interactive video.

 Go to http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com to see all twenty-
 two interactive videos.
 

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Subj:     DEKA Bionic Arm (S682b,d)
          From: Wimp.com on 2/4/2010
          Source: http://www.wimp.com/dekaarm/
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/embed/6rloSSqiUCM
 Thanks to the biggest innovation in prosthetic arms
 since World War II it's now possible for amputees to
 pick up small, delicate objects they never thought
 they would master. Scott Pelley reports on 60 Minutes.

 Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful, new help for our
 veterans.
 

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Subj:     When Our Body Grows Old (S347b)
          From: woneye on 9/20/2003
 A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.  The wife is
 standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard
 look at herself.

 "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see
 an old woman.  My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely
 above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile.  I've got
 fat legs and my arms are all flabby"

 She turns to her husband and says..... "Tell me something
 positive to make me feel better about myself"

 He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......
 there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
 

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Subj:     Unusual Eye Test (S669)
          From: tom on 11/5/2009
 Click 'HERE' to look at this unusual picture, and try
 to figure out why it is unusual.  Careful, it's harder
 than it seems.
 

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Subj:     One Big Happy Comic Strip (S642)
          by Rick Detorie on 5/1/2009
 Source: http://www.creators.com/comics/one-big-happy.html
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Subj:     Amazing Eyes (S446b)
          From: darrell94590 on 8/5/2005
 I don't know if this is real or fake, but you WILL
 cringe when you see the picture.  Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     Artificial Assholes (S254b)
          From: pns on 12/15/2001
 In August, the Food and Drug Administration approved the
 artificial Neosphincter, a prescription-required, pump-
 operated device to give relief for otherwise-hopelessly
 incontinent people; although the device recorded too many
 "adverse incidents" in trials to be marketed to the general
 population, it claimed a 90 percent success rate for
 patients specially trained in its use.  [Yahoo News-Reuters,
 8-17-01]
 

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Subj:     Elmo Prank Call #3 (S636c,d)
          By EdBassMaster
          From: CKButch4Femme on 3/21/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/oe8CYEWsrfc
 Elmo calls a pharmacist because he lost his eyes.
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute video.
 

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Subj:     Body Parts Trivia Test (S632c)
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 2/6/2009
..........Source: (Removed from afunzone.com)
 There are 11 body parts that have only 3 letters (no slang
 allowed).  What are they?  Click 'HERE' for the answer.
 

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Subj:     Removing The Husbands Glasses (S213)
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 3/3/2001
 Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband
 was resting next to me on the couch with his head in my lap.
 I carefully removed his glasses.

 "You know, honey," I said sweetly, "Without your glasses
 you look like the same handsome young man I married."

 "Honey," he replied with a grin, "Without my glasses, you
 still look pretty good too!"
 

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Subj:     Hemorrhoid Remedy (S571c)
          From: Dr. Peter Gott
          in Vallejo Times Herald on 11/29/2007
 This remedy for hemorrhoid from a pharmacist sounds
 interesting.  You can read it in the doctor's column
 of the Vallejo Times Herald by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Vitamine B6 And Frequent Urination (S570b)
          From: Dr. Peter Gott
         in Vallejo Times Herald on 12/25/2007
 This home-remedy for male frequent urination was in
 the doctor's column of the Vallejo Times Herald.
 Click 'HERE' to read.
 

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Subj:     World's Best Hearing Aid (S136, S403b)
          From: PGSP4LIFE on 9/2/99
      and From: ICohen on 10/5/2004
 A man tells his friend that he has bought the best, most
 expensive hearing aid in the world. He goes on to say that
 it is invisible in the ear, it is so comfortable you don't
 even realize it's there, and the battery lasts for years.

 The friend asked "How much did it cost?"

 He replied "It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's
 state of the art. It's perfect."

 Really," answered the friend. "What kind is it?"

 "Twelve thirty."
 

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Subj:     Men Regrowing Hair (S566c)
          From: Dr. Peter Gott
          in Vallejo Times Herald on 11/27/2007
 This home-remedy for male hair loss was in the doctor's
 column of the Vallejo Times Herald.  Click 'HERE' to read.
 

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Subj:     Gay Finger Test (S547 in Gays)
..........From: LABLaughsAdult on 5/14/2007
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 Take the Gay Finger Test and see how you stack up.  You
 can take the test by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Old Man's Hearing Aid Doesn't Work (S214)
..........From: KMACINTY on 3/9/2001
 (Also see 'Two Old Ladies And The Suppository' in ELDERLY@-SUPP)
 A very old man came in and told the Audiologist his hearing aid
 was not working.  She checked his ear and found a suppository
 in its foil wrapping.  Removing it and showing the patient,
 elicits the following from the patient - "You know where that
 means my hearing aid is?"
 

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Subj:     Hearing Aids - Comic Strip (S498c)
          From: darrell94590 on 8/8/2006
 You can view this cute, silly comic strip by
 clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     If My Body Were A Car (S473b)
          From: redcatt on 2/7/2006
 You can view this joke with cartoon by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Senility Prayer (S192)
          From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com on 10/6/00
 God, grant me the Senility
 To forget the people
 I never liked anyway,
 The good fortune
 To run into the ones I do,
 And the eyesight
 To tell the difference.
 

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Subj:     Online Eye Chart (S467)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 12/31/2005
 Source: (Removed from menshealth.com)
 Cute, sexy explanation of several eye conditions.  You can
 view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj: World Beard and Moustache Championships (S459)
      From: igiggle on 11/8/2005
 Source: http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/
 If you have a beard or mustache, this is a very impressive
 site.  Click on the source above to see it.
 

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Subj:     Color Blindness Test (S460)
          From: EyeTricks.com on 11/14/2005
 Source: http://www.eyetricks.com/colorblindtest.htm
 You can view this eye test by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     ... Like Butt Cheeks (S774)
          From: Heidi Sapp-Godwin on 11/8/2011
 Source: PhotoBucket.com
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Subj:     A What Is It Riddle
          LABLaughs.com on 9/5/2001
 A hole leading in, a hole leading out, we connect to a
 cavern that is slimey all throughout. What are we?

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Answer:

Nose
 
 

 About 20% of all adults in the US have or have had a
 cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME. They
 enter while you sleep! This rates a good 10 on the
 ewwww-yuck scale and right up there with the fact that
 many of us have eaten a spider in our sleep tooooo

 His friend asks him, "What kind is it?"

 "A quarter past four," he answers.
 

 In Michigan a state law stipulates that a woman's hair
 legally belongs to her husband....

 Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of
 the day.

 Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our
 nose and ears never stop growing.

 Every person has a unique tongue print.

 The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller
 at night.

 A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth
 every 10 yrs.

 The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

 Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every
 two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.

 Most lipstick contains fish scales.

 Why Yawning Is Contagious:  You yawn to equalize the
 pressure on your eardrums.  This pressure change outside
 your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures,
 so they must yawn to even it out.

From: smiles on 5/5/99
 Our eyes are always the same size from birth,
 but our nose and ears never stop growing.

 Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

 It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

From: igiggle on 6/8/2003 (S322b)
 Randy: She sure gave you a dirty look.
 Brian:  Who?
 Randy:  Mother Nature.

From: LABLaughs.com on 6/16/2003 (S333b)
 True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit
 what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment.
   -- William Penn

From: RFSlick on 8/27/2003 (S343b)
 It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
 Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick
 their elbow. P.S. So, did you try to lick your elbow????

From: woneye on 8/27/2003 (S344b)
 If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

 Don't worry about what people think; they don't do
 it very often.

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