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Subj:.....Three Little Pigs Italian Style (S560b) 
          From: RFSlick on 4/24/00
      and From: AFine963 on 10/11/2007
 
 
 
 

Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs.
The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick
pig.

 

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One day this nasty old wolf came up
to the straw pigs house and said, "I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down."  And he did!
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So the straw pig went running over to
the stick pig's house and said "Let me
in, please, the wolf just blew down my
house!!" 

So the stick pig let the straw pig in.
Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm
gonna huff and puff and blow your house
down!"  And he did!

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The straw pig and the stick pig went
running over to the brick  pig's house
and said "Let us in!  The wolf just
blew down our  houses and we're scared!!!"

So the brick pig let them in.  The wolf
caught up with them and said "I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down."

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While he was huffing and puffing, the straw
pig and the stick pig were so scared!  But
the brick pig picked up the phone and called
a friend.  A few minutes passed and all of
a sudden this big, black stretch limo drove up. 

Out came two massive pigs in pin striped
suits and fedoras.  These huge pigs came
over to the wolf and grabbed him by the
neck and beat the living shit out of him.
Then, one of them pulled out a gun and
fired into the wolf's mouth.  Then they
left the wolf dead, got back into their
limo and drove off. 

The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed!!!  They asked the brick pig, "Who the hell were those guys?" 

And the brick pig said "Oh, those are my cousins...the Guinea Pigs."

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