Subj:.....How
To BBQ (S397b, S689b)
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or Manly Barbecuing )
From: Imogenelumen on 9/3/2004
and From: darrellvip on 3/30/2010
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It's the only
type of cooking a real man will do. When
a man volunteers
to do the BBQ the following chain of
events are
put into motion:
1) The woman
goes to the shops.
2) The woman
makes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
3) The woman
prepares the meat for cooking, places it
on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils
and sauces and takes it to the man, who is lounging
beside the BBQ, beer in hand.
4) The man
places the meat on the BBQ.
5) The woman
goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman
comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring
another beer whilst he deals with the situation.
7) The man
takes the meat off the BBQ and
hands it to the woman.
8) The woman
prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating,
the woman clears the table
and does the dishes.
10) Everyone
praises the man and thanks him
for his cooking efforts.
11) The man
asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and,
upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's
just no pleasing some women.
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MANLY BBQ..........
A Man's Grill!
Now this is a BBQ
guaranteed to get everyone's attention...
I think it should
be towed with the barrel facing backwards,
then you wouldn't
have to worry about anyone tailgating you. |
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