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Subj:.....Martha or Maxine?? (S615)
          From: tom on 9/29/2008
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Stuff a miniature marshmallow
in the bottom of an ice cream
cone to prevent ice cream drips.
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Just suck the ice cream out
of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably
lying on the couch with your
feet up eating it, anyway!
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To keep potatoes from budding,
place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.
Photo from WindingRoad.com
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Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix..   Keeps in the pantry
for up to a year.		 Drawing  from  ScreamOfCrop.tripod.com
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When a cake recipe calls for flouring
the baking pan, use a bit of the dry
cake mix instead and there won't be any
white mess on the outside of the cake.
Photo  from  AlbertaRose.org
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Go to the bakery!  Hell, they'll
even decorate it for you!		 Drawing  from Rusty Pipeliners' News
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If you accidentally over-salt a dish
while it's still cooking, drop in a
peeled potato and it will absorb the
excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'
Photo  from  Yahoo! Images
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If you over-salt a dish while you
are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's
motto: 'I made it, you will eat it
and I don't care how bad it tastes!'		 Drawing  from  Flickr.com
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Wrap celery in aluminum foil
when putting in the refrigerator
and it will keep for weeks.
Photo  from  TheAge.com.au
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Celery?  Never heard of it! Drawing  from  ScreamOfCrop.tripod.com
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Brush some beaten egg
white over pie crust
before baking to yield
a beautiful glossy finish.
Photo  from  RuggedElegantLiving.com
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The Mrs. Smith frozen pie
directions do not include
brushing egg whites over
the crust, so I don't.		 Drawing  from  ScreamOfCrop.tripod.com
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Cure for headaches: take a
lime, cut it in half and rub
it on your forehead.  The
throbbing will go away.
Photo  from  TVEnvy.com
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Take a lime, mix it with
tequila, chill and drink!
All your pains go away!		 Drawing  from  ScreamOfCrop.tripod.com
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If you have a problem opening
jars, try using latex dish
washing gloves.  They give a
non-slip grip that makes
opening jars easy.
Photo  from  TVSquad.com
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Go ask that very cute neighbor
if he can open it for you.		 Drawing  from  ScreamOfCrop.tripod.com
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Don't throw out all that leftover
wine.  Freeze in to ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
Photo  from  TVAcres.com
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Leftover wine???????????    HELLO!!!!!!! Drawing  from  Rusty Pipeliners' News
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Lastly, if you don't forward
this to 1 of your friends
within the next 5 minutes,
your belly button will unscrew
and your butt will fall off.
Drawing  from  ScreamOfCrop.tripod.com
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