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Subj:     Fat Jokes
                 (Includes 44 jokes and articles, 02994,19,cf,vXT2a3,15)

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Includes the following:  Zack Hill Comic Strip (S613b)
.........................Dr. Mike Evans - 23 and 1/2 hours - Video (S778)
.........................Drabble Comic Strip (S994)
.........................Weird Al Yankovic's I'm Fat - Video (S519c)
.........................Fat Lady At The Bank
.........................The 12 Step Program (S401)
.........................Green Coffee Bean Extract On The Dr.Oz Show - Video (S827d)
.........................Skinny People Sign (S965)
.........................Short Fat Jokes
..............................Shoe Sunday Comic Strip (S747)
..............................You're Fat - Hippo Photo (S852)
..............................Nations'Obesity Rates (S647)
..............................Winnie The Pooh (S643c)
..............................Dr. Phil Poster (S642)
..............................Fat Chick Dancing On A Table (S950)
..............................Summer Is When Girls Show Belly Buttons (S440)
..............................Outgrowing Cloths (S638)
..............................Missing Genes Cause Obesity (S610b)
..............................Two Fat Ladies Exercies And Talk (S402b)
..............................Frank And Ernest on Weight (S602b)
..............................Dirty Picture In The Refrigerator (S309)
..............................Frank And Ernest On Diets (S598b)
..............................New Police Cars For Mexican City (S289b)
..............................Don't Diet This Holiday Season (S518b)
..............................Americans At A Chinese Soccer Stadium (S421b)
..............................Experts Say (S477c)
..............................Lost Puppy (S476b)
..............................How To Lose Weight (S404b)
..............................Husband Forgot Anniversary (S461)

Also see BANKING file - 'Taking Your Young Son To The Bank'
         BODY PARTS   - 'When Our Body Grows Old'
         CAT-SUPP     - 'Trip to the Veterinary Clinic'
         CHURCH file  - 'Blonde Man Gets Black Eye'
         DENTIST file - 'Herman Cartoon'
         DOCTOR2 file - 'Woman Goes On Anal Diet'
         FARMER-SUPP  - 'Fat - Farm Animals' - Animated Short Video
         FOOD_ETC file- 'God And The Devil Create Food'
......................- (See whole file)
         FOOD_ETC2    - 'Purina Diet'
         HALLOWEEN    - 'Scary Halloween Picture'
         MARRIAGE1    - 'Heatin' Up The Weber'
         MONKEY1 file - 'Man Pays To Loose Weight 1st Vers.'
......................- 'Men Pay To Loose Weight 2ed Vers.'
         OTH-ANIM-SUP2- 'Rollin' Wild' - 4 Video Clips
         POETRY-SUPP  - 'Mirror Mirror' - Poem
         SWIMMING file- 'Skinny Dipping Sign'
         WOMEN3 file  - 'What Women Think About Their Ass'
         YOMAMA file  - 'Yo' Mama So Fat Jokes! Volumn 1' - Video
......................- 'Yo' Mama's So Fat.....
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Subj:     Zack Hill Comic Strip (S613b)
          by John Deering and John Newcombe on 10/4/2008
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/zackhill/2008/10/04
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Subj:     Dr. Mike Evans - 23 and 1/2 hours (S778d)
          From: Socorro Bell on 12/14/2011
..........At: http://www.youtube.com/embed/aUaInS6HIGo

 What is the single best thing we can do for our health?
 This 9 minute video about all aspects of preventive
 medicine is excellent and totally clear to the viewer.
 Conceived, written, and presented by Dr. Mike Evans,
 and illustrated by Liisa Sorsa.

 Click 'HERE' to see the video that changed my view
 on good health.

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Subj:.....Drabble Comic Strip (S994)
          by Kevin Fagan on 2/2/2016
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/drabble/2016/02/02
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Subj:.....Weird Al Yankovic's I'm Fat (S519c,d)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/3/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/t2mU6USTBRE
Photo from
WOPVideos.com

 (See 'Smells like Nirvana' in Music-Supp
  and 'Weird Al - White And Nerdy' in Nerd
  and 'Amish Paradise' in Amish)

 This is another wonderful Weird Al movie, which is a parody
 of Michael Jackson's Bad.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Fat Lady At The Bank
          From: TNKRTEACH on 97-10-09

 A mother takes her 5 year old son with her to the bank on
 a busy Friday.  They get into line behind a rather obese
 lady wearing a business outfit complete with a pager.  As
 the mother waits patiently her son looks at the women in
 front of him and observes loudly,  "Hey, Mom, she's REALLY
 FAT."

 The lady looks at the boy, makes eye contact with the mother
 and gives an understanding smile.  The mother quietly
 reprimands her son.

 After a minute or two the boy spreads his hands as far as
 they will go and loudly says, "I bet her butt is *that* wide."

 At this the lady glares at the little boy and the embarrased
 mother severly scolds her son.

 Again after a couple of minutes the boy states loudly, "look
 how the fat hangs over her belt."  The lady turns and tells
 the mother to control her rude child and the mother threatens
 him with his very life and existance.

 Things in the bank are quiet.  The lady gets to the front of
 the line when her pager begins to emit its distinctive tone.

 The little boy yells in a panic at the top of his voice, "Run
 for you life Mom, she's backing up!!!!"

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Subj:     The 12 Step Program (S401)
          From: DafterLafter on 7/14/2004
 Source: (Removed from ezines4all.com/)
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Subj:     Green Coffee Bean Extract On The Dr.Oz Show
          From: gavejo on 11/14/2012 (S827d)
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Q_mlchRaEMY
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This video is an ad for Green Coffee Bean Extract.
Green coffee bean extract was recommended by Dr. Oz
on his show featuring his guest, Dr. Lindsey Duncan.
Doctors saying they found the weight loss magic pill
that works for all shapes and sizes.
Photo from FreeDigitalPhotos.net
 Click 'HERE' to see this very interesting advertisement
 from The Dr. Oz Show.
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Subj:     Skinny People Sign (S965d)
          Photo by Run[ISTA] (Lenka Istvanova)
          From: Alison Stacey on Facebook
 Source: http://www.runista.co.uk/mygoal/getting-
.........my-nutrition-right-mygoal-2015/
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........Click 'HERE' to see nineteen, other outdoor signs.
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Subj:     Short Fat Jokes

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Subj:     Shoe Sunday Comic Strip (S747)
          By Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins on 5/8/11
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/shoe/2011/05/08
 Click 'HERE' to read this Sunday comic strip about dieting.
 

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Subj:     You're Fat - Hippo Photo (S852)
          From: Melissa Weers on Facebook
Drawing from Hippo-on-the-lawn
 Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=526122654115884&
.........set=a.228722237189262.56462.228697947191691&type=1&theater
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute, funny photo.
 

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Subj:     Nations'Obesity Rates (S647)
          By Anne Carey and Alejandro Gonzales
          From: USA Today, May 27,2009, Page 1
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Subj:     Winnie The Pooh (S643c)
..........Created by A.A. Milne in his 1920s books
          by Disney on 5/6/2009
Drawing from Just-Pooh.com
 Source: http://www.creators.com/today-comics.html
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute comic strip about dieting.
 

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Subj:     Dr. Phil Poster (S642)
          From: mauryschu on 5/2/2009
 Click 'HERE' to see this poster on being fat.
 

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Subj:     Fat Chick Dancing On A Table (S950)
          From: brucejohnsonbaugh on 3/25/2015
 I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick
 dancing on a table. I said, "Good legs."
 The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so."
 I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have
 collapsed by now."
 

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Subj: Summer Is When Girls Show Belly Buttons
      From: darrell94590 on 6/26/2005 (S440)
 To view these two pictures, click 'HERE'.

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Subj:     Outgrowing Cloths (S638)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 3/5/2009
 While out for coffee with two close friends, one of whom
 is a first-time mother to a one-year-old boy, we found
 ourselves discussing how he seemed to be growing up too
 quickly.

 "Putting away the clothes he's outgrown is so sad,"
 said his mother, "because I know he's never going to be
 that small again."

 My other friend nodded in agreement, paused and with
 utmost sincerity said, "I understand. I feel the same
 way when I put away the clothes that I've outgrown."
 

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Subj:     Missing Genes Cause Obesity (S610b,d)
          From: USA Today on 8/28/2008
Drawing from WonderQuest.com
 In this article from the USA Today newspaper, the absence
 of certain genes has been linked to obesity.  Click 'HERE'
 to read this interesting article.
 

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Subj:     Two Fat Ladies Exercies And Talk (S402b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 7/1/2004
 Two overweight middle-aged women are on their daily walk.
 They were discussing how hard it is to lose weight as one
 gets older.  One woman complained that she remained apple-
 shaped.  The other woman said that no matter how much she
 exercised, there was to much fat on her backside and
 thighs, and it seemed like it was there to stay.

 Her friend agreed, saying, "It's true.  The lard works in
 mysterious ways."
 

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Subj:    Frank And Ernest on Weight (S602b)
         By Bob Thaves on 7/26/08 (in Polit2-Quotes)
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/frankandernest/2008/07/26
 This Frank and Ernest comic strip is a quotation by
 Ben Franklin on losing weight.  Click 'HERE' to view it.
 

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Subj:     Dirty Picture In The Refrigerator (S309)
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 1/1/2003
 One time when I was home visiting my folks, my mom asked
 me to set the table for dinner.  I opened the refrigerator
 and taped to the inside of the door was a risqu? picture
 of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad
 young woman.

 "Mom, what's this?" I asked.

 "Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over-eat,"
 she answered.

 "Is it working?" I asked.

 "Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 15 pounds, but
 your dad has gained 20!"
 

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest On Diets (S598b)
          By Bob Thaves on 6/30/2008
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/frankandernest/2008/06/30
 This Frank and Ernest comic strip deals with the
 "Inflation Diet".  Click 'HERE' to view the comic.
 

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Subj:     New Police Cars For Mexican City (S289b)
          From: jerry on 8/15/2002
 The police chief of the Mexican city of Cuidad Juarez wants
 to return the new fleet of 160 Chevrolet Cavalier patrol
 cars because, he says, his officers a too "ample" to fit
 inside the cars.

 "They might as well have gotten us Volkswagen Beetles with
 sunroofs.  Then at least we could have our heads sticking
 out of the top," he says.

 Ananova 14-Aug-02
 

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Subj:     Don't Diet This Holiday Season (S518b,d)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 12/14/2006
 Source: http://www.funny-ecards.com/cards/christmas/no-diet.html
 This video lists five excellent reasons for not dieting this
 holiday season.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Americans At A Chinese Soccer Stadium (S421b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 2/16/2005
 Maybe we Americans should cut back on the french fries after
 all.  On a recent trip to shanghai, china, our tour bus
 filled with Americans passed a new soccer stadium.  I asked
 our guide what the seating capacity was.

 Upon surveying the occupants of the bus, he replied,
"Stadium hold 80,000 Chinese.  Only 40,000 Americans."
 

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Subj:     Experts Say (S477c)
          From: redcatt on 3/5/2006
 To view this cute cartoon on my site, click 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Lost Puppy (S476b)
          From: darrell94590 on 2/28/2006
 Our neighbor has lost her Chihuahua.  Your help would be
 greatly appreciated.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     How To Lose Weight (S404b)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 10/14/2004
..........Source: (Removed ezines4all.com/)
 You can view the cute picture on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Husband Forgot Anniversary (S461)
          From: DoctorDebt on 11/19/2005
 A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding
 anniversary.  His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be
 something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in
 2 seconds flat."

 The next morning the wife found a small package in the
 driveway.  She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
 
 

 A man goes to his doctor to find out whats wrong with him.
 "Your problem is your fat" says the doctor.  "I'd like a
 second opion" responds the man.  "OK, your ugly too"
 replies the doctor.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 6/18/2001 (S229)
 "you know you're getting fat when you pinch an inch on your
 forehead."-John Mendoza

From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 9/9/2002 (S293)
 The second day of a diet is always easier than the first.
 By the second day you're off it.  -- Jackie Gleason

From: humorlist-digest V2 #122 on 98-05-17
 Skinny people piss me off. Especially when they say things
 like, "You know, sometimes I forget to eat."  Now I've
 forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys.
 But I've never forgotten to eat.  You have to be a special
 kind of stupid to forget to eat.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 2/14/2002 (S263)
 "In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too
 fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin and the other
 five per cent said they didn't care they would have married
 him anyway!!"

From: KMACINTY on 1/17/2003 (S311)
 Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed
 in the end.

From: woneye on 8/27/2003 (S344b)
 It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

 A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

 Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

From: Imogenelumen on 10/16/2003 (S351b)
 A husband says to his wife "What have you been doing with
 all the grocery money I gave you?"
 The wife replies "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

From: pns on 10/18/2003 (S351b, S571c)
and From: rfslick on 12/31/2007
 Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
 I can't even get into my own pants.

From: igiggle on 8/27/2004 (S467b - quotes-comed)
 Trying to convince your wife you're sticking to your diet?
 Eat the whole cake; leftovers will only prove you've been
 snacking.  -- Bill Cosby

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 2/7/2006 (S473b)
 "It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb
 cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate."
   -- Dave Barry

From: jtgalvan on 5/21/2006 (S487b)
 My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/25/2007 (S531b)
 "My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.
  Unless there are three other people."  -- Orson Welles

From: LABLaughsClean on 12/26/2008 (S624b)
 Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty
 (40) are 'XL.'

From: LABLaughsClean on 3/5/2009 (S635b)
 Know how to prevent sagging?
 Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

From: ginafm on 8/27/2009 (S659b)
 I have a hard time deciphering the fine
 line between boredom and hunger.

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