Subj: Funeral Supplement
(Includes 13 jokes and articles, 24793,10,cf)
Tombstone from
cookpat.geo on 10/24/2004
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Subj: Funeral Supplement (Includes 13 jokes and articles, 24793,10,cf) |
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Tombstone from cookpat.geo on 10/24/2004 |
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Subj: Angry,
Old Man Dies (S793)
From: virv on 3/23/2012
An old man and woman were married
for many years, even though
they hated each other.
Whenever there was a confrontation,
yelling could be heard deep
into the night. The old man would
shout, "When I die, I will dig
my way up and out of the grave
and come back and haunt you
for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him. They
believed he practiced magic because
of the many strange occurrences
that took place in their neighbor-
hood. The old man liked
the fact that he was feared. To every-
one's relief, he died of a heart
attack when he was 98. His wife
had a closed casket at the funeral.
After the burial, she went straight
to the local bar and began
to party as if there was no
tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned
for her safety, asked "Aren't
you afraid that he may indeed be
able to dig his way out of the
grave and haunt you for the rest
of your life?"
The wife put down her drink and
said, "Let him dig. I had him
buried upside down. And
I know he won't ask for directions."
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Subj:
Coffin Prank (S736)
From: hilary.miller05 on 2/16/2011 Photo from YouTube.com |
I don't usually forward TV prank
videos, but this
one is cute. Click on
the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this silly
video.
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Subj: Bagpiper
At A Pauper's Funeral (S676, S782)
From: allenbergman on 12/20/2009
and
From: darrelldre on 1/16/2010
Also see 'Minister's
First Funeral' in Preacher-supp)
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs.
Recently I was asked by a
funeral director to play at
a grave side service for a home-
less man. He had no family or
friends, so the service was to
be at a pauper's cemetery in
the Kentucky back-country.
As I was not familiar with the
backwoods, I got lost; and
being a typical man I didn't
stop for directions. I finally
arrived an hour late and saw
the funeral guy had evidently
gone and the hearse was nowhere
in sight. There were only
the diggers and crew left and
they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to
the men for being late. I
went to the side of the grave
and looked down and the vault
lid was already in place.
I didn't know what else to do,
so I started to play. The
workers put down their lunches
and began to gather around.
I played out my heart and soul
for this man with no family
and friends. I played
like I've never played before for
this homeless man. And
as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the
workers began to weep.
They wept, I wept, we all wept
together. When I finished
I packed up my bagpipes and
started for my car. Though
my head hung low my heart was
full.
As I was opened the door to my
car, I heard one of the
workers say, "Sweet Mother of
Jesus, I never seen nothin'
like that before and I've been
putting in septic tanks
for twenty years."
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The Funeral (S690)
From: darrellvip on 4/8/2010 Photo from
YouTube.com...
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Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy,
to see this very beautiful video.
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Subj: Preparing
For The Future (S625)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 12/31/2008
It was a difficult subject to
bring before his aged
mother, but John felt that he
must.
"Mom, you are no longer a spring
chicken and you do
need to think ahead of what
will happen in the future.
Why don't we make arrangements
about when..... you
know... when.... God forbid...
you pass on?"
The mother didn't say anything,
just sat there staring
ahead.
"I mean, Mom, like.... how do
you want to finally go?
Do you want to be buried? Cremated?"
There was yet another long pause.
Then the mother looked
up and said, "Son, why don't
you simply surprise me?"
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Subj: Short
Funeral Jokes
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Subj: Bizarro
Cartoon (S785)
By Dan Piraro
From: WashingtonPost.com on 1/26/2012
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsand
........living/comics/king_bizarro.html?name=Bizarro
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Subj:
B.C. Comic Strip (747)
By Mastroianni and Hart From: Creators.com on 7/14/2011 |
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Subj: Mother
Goose And Grimm (S714 in Fairy Tale Supp)
By Mike Peters
From: Grimmy.com on 9/17/2010
Source: http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php
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Subj:
Goldfish Funeral (S708b)
Made by ChannelBee.com From: rfslick on 8/8/2010 |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy,
to see this cute, forty-two
second video.
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Garfield Comic Strip (S640b)
By Jim Davis From: ArcaMax.com.com on 4/16/2009 |
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Drawing from ArcaMax.com |
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Subj:
Non Sequitur Comic Strip (S634c)
By Wiley Miller From: WashingtonPost.com on 3/1/2009 |
From: darrellvip on 1/6/2010 (S677b)
Ashes to
ashes
Dust
to dust
If Liberace ate pussy
He'd still be with us.
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Flo and Friends Comic Strip (S612c)
by Jenny Campbell From: Creators.com on 9/28/2008 |
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Subj:
Shoe Comic Strip (S726)
By Chris Cassatt and Gary Brookins From: WashingtonPost.com on 12/12/2010 |
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Smiley cries from
RFSlick on 6/11/2005 |