============================================================Top Subj: Six
Retired Floridians Play Poker (S394)
From: DoctorDebt on 8/16/2004
and
From: ginafm on 10/4/2007
Six retired Floridians were playing
poker in the condo
clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses
$500 on a single hand,
clutches his chest and drops
dead at the table. Showing
respect for their fallen comrade,
the other five continue
playing standing up.
Finkelstein looks around and
asks, "So, who's gonna' tell
his wife?" They draw straws.
Goldberg picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet,
be gentle, and not to make a
bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most
discreet person you'll ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name;
leave it to me." Goldberg
goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment,
knocks on the door.
The wife answers and asks what
he wants.
Goldberg declares : "Your husband
just lost $500, and is
afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" says
the wife.
"I'll go tell him," says Goldberg.
Top Subj: 37 French
Mating Positions (S401b)
From: JokesUncut on 8/5/2004
The local bookstore had this
huge display with a sign
advertising, "Newly Translated
From the Original
French: 37 Mating Positions."
The book was already
wrapped in plain brown wrapper
and I just had to buy
one.
Once safely at home and alone,
I opened it and found
that I had just purchased an
expensive book about
chess.
Subj:
Hapland2 (S477b,d,cf,md4,2)
From: LABLaughsRiddles
on 2/28/2006
Source: http://www.jarkey.net/playgames/hapland_2_game.htm I have become totally enamored
with this silly, difficult,
Rube Goldberg type game.
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to play this stickman, puzzle, adventure
game. On my version, there
is a complete solve for the game.
Subj:
Escape! (S469b,no d)
by Jimmerish
From: igiggle on 1/26/2006
Source: http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html In this addictive, small HTML
game, keep the red square from
touching the other moving blocks,
or the edge. This game is
addictive and fun. With
practice I got to between 17 and 21
seconds regularly. You
can play it at the source above, or
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj:
Celebrity Love Child
From: NtlWorld.com (in Movies_Etc)
From: igiggle on 12/2/2005 (S462b,d)
Source: http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ashen1/ashen/cartoon/morph.html NtlWorld merged the faces of
20 celebrity pairs to discover what
their offspring might look like.
Can you determine the parents?
You can play the game on the
source above, or on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
Subj:
Spank The Frank (S461b,d)
From:LABLaughsRiddles
on 11/21/2005
Source: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/frank/index.htm This is a silly, fun, Christmas
game. Hit the penguins with
the paddle to make them land
in the hot air balloon. You can
play it at the source, or on
my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
This SWF game is a series of pure
logic puzzles to be solved.
Help Jack plant his magic beans
and grow a bean stalk up the
next level. Use the arrow
keys to push the items onto the
planting spot marked "X".
It plays best at the above source
because you can save levels,
or you can play it on my web
site by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj:
Stickman Shootout (S455d)
From: LABLaughsRiddles
on 10/11/2005
Source: http://stickmanshootout.jarkey.net/ Fun, 3D shooting game.
Control your character with your
mouse. You can play it
at the source above, or on my site
by clicking
'HERE'.
Buy and sell houses on the market
until you have enough
money to buy the 10 million-pounds
mansion. You can play
the game at the source above,
or on my web site by clicking
'HERE'.
While your mouse's cursor flickers
move the point from 'GO'
to 'STOP' without touching a
wall. Sounds easy, but it is
very addictive. You can
play the game at the source above,
or on my web site by clicking
'HERE'.
Subj:
Ball Eater (S455)
From: LABLaughsRIddles
on 10/4/2005
Source: http://balleat.jarkey.net/ Use the arrow keys to move the
silver ball. Eat all the
other balls except the red balls.
You can play the game at
the source above, or on my web
site by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj:
A Very Tricky Maze (S454)
From: LABLaughRiddles
on 10/3/2005
Source: http://snipurl.com/i383 Since I enjoy working mazes,
this game was fun but hard to
win. You can play it at
the source above, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj:
Chess3D (S453b)
From: LABLaughsClean
on 9/23/2005
Source: http://chess3d.jarkey.net/ Easy chess game. To move,
click on the square the piece is
on and the square you wish to
move to. You can play the
game at the source above, or
on my web site by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj:
Pacman2 (S452b)
From: LABLaughsRiddles
on 9/14/2005
Source: http://pacman.jarkey.net/ Save game as Pacman1 but game
controls are explained.
You can play at the source above,
or play on my web
site by clicking 'HERE'.
Source: http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~wwu/riddles/easy.shtml#chessPuzzle1 Green numbers indicate how many
pieces could move to that
square on the next move.
Blue squares show the possible
locations of the following five
shown, different chess
pieces: How are the five
pieces arranged?
To try this chess puzzle, go
to the source above, or my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.
Simply place 8 queens on the board
so that no queen attacks
another queen. Click on
the square to raise or lower a queen.
You can play the game at the
source above, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj:
MoFro (S444)
From: LABLaughsRiddles
on 7/22/2005
Source: http://snipurl.com/gexk This difficult, 2D, adventure
game (SWF movie) can be played
at the source above, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.
Try this and see how far you can
keep this drunk man up.
Move your mouse left to right
(no clicking) to keep him
walking in a straight line.
The object of the game is
to keep him walking, without
falling over, by using your
mouse from left to right or
right to left - you can't see
your mouse which makes it more
difficult. Apparently
the record is 82 meters!
And it's in GERMANY. CLICK ON
THE START SIGN TO PLAY - ITS
ADDICTIVE.
You can play at the source above,
or click 'HERE' for
my file version.
Subj:
Mini-Putt-3 (S420b)
From: DafterLafter
on 2/7/2005
At: http://miniputt3.jarkey.net/ This small, primitative, miniture
golf isn't bad once you
discover how to swing the club.
You can play it at the
source above, or click 'HERE'
for the file version.
Subj:
CastleCat3 (S415b)
From: JokesUncut
on 1/10/2005
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/castlecat3.htm This is a very bad, left to
right game with a long load
(4,272 Kbs). It isn't
worth the trip to the internet.
If you are determined to play
it, you can play it at
the source above, or click 'HERE'
for the file version.
Subj:
Alien Hominid (S413b)
From: JokesUncut
on 12/21/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/alienh.htm On a 56 KB modem, the game takes
10 minutes to load. It's
a dumb game, not worth the load
time. If you wish to try
it, you can play it at the source
above, or click 'HERE' for the file version.
Subj:
Vertigolf (S410b)
From: JokesUncut
on 11/26/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/vertigolf/index.htm This is an excellent, but challenging
game. You can play it
at the source above, or click
'HERE'
for the file version.
You control the angle and view
with the mouse, and the
shot with the “Space” bar.
This game is a lot of fun.
Subj:
Starship (S402b)
From:DafterLafter
on 10/4/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/starshipeleven/index.htm Fly around in a little spaceship
avoiding obstacles and
firing at things that get in
the way whilst collecting
more shots ? fuel so you don't
run out. You can play
at the source above, or click
'HERE'
for file version.
One of the games is the Classic
guessing game, a familiar favorite.
You think of an object and the
computer try to guess the object
by asking you a series of Yes-No
questions. This is NOT on my
web site. You must play
it at the source above.
Subj:
Shove It (S399)
From: JokesUncut
on 9/10/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/shoveit/index.htm In this excellent logic game,
you shove blocks around. You
can not play it at the source
above (software problems), but
you can play the file version
by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj:
Rocketman (S397)
From: JokesUncut
on 8/31/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/rocketman/index.htm This game takes patience and
time. You use the mouse to
aim and choose the amount of
thrust. Use the 'Space' bar
to break. You can play
at the source above, or click
'HERE'
for my copy.
Subj:
Simon (S397b)
From: LABLaughsClean
on 9/1/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/simon.html This game will test your memory,
and, ultimately, your sanity.
The object of the game is to
memorize Simon's sequence of lights.
Special Instructions : Use your
mouse to click start and click
the color bars. You can
play at the source above, or click
'HERE'
for my copy.
Subj:
Redbeard (S397b)
From: JokesUncut
on 8/28/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/redbeard/index.htm This travel through the path
game is very frustrating. Click
mouse on 'Play' to begin.
Use the arrow keys and SPACE. You
can play at the source above,
or click 'HERE' for my copy.
Subj:
Carnival Jackpot (S397)
From: LABLaughsClean
on 8/27/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/carnivaljackpot/index.htm This game is another "Get Three
in a Row" game. What makes
the game addictive is the background
casino sounds. You feel
like you are in the a casino.
You can play at the source
above, or click 'HERE'
for the file version. My web site
copy still has bugs in it, so
please use the source above.
Subj:
The Letter Rip Game (S392)
From: JokesUncut
on 8/3/2004
At: http://www.ezines4all.com/games/letterrip/index.htm In this game you must spell
words quickly. Play at the
source above, or click 'HERE'
for the file version. My
web site copy still has bugs
in it, so please use the
source above.
The logic game 'Detonator' can be
played at the source above
or by clicking 'HERE'
for the file version. I completed the
first sixteen levels and quit
on seventeen. The first fifteen
levels are great logic puzzles.
INSTRUCTIONS for the 1982 Activision
game: Use your mouse to catch the
bombs. Click once to start a round
and keep catching bombs until
the round is over. Click again to
start the next around. Bombs
drop faster during each round.
(See game for more detailed
instructions, game history, etc.)
Click 'KABOOM'
to play.
INSTRUCTIONS: Stop the black bombs from hitting
the ground by bouncing them
off the screen. Use your
mouse to control your paddle. Catch
the letters too: Spell 'kaboom'
for a bonus! However, avoid
the red bombs (ie. let the red
bombs hit the ground).
Click 'KABOOM2'
to play.
INSTRUCTIONS:
Help Michael Jackson keep the
kids at Neverland. Use your
mouse to net the escapees.
You can play at the source above
or on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
From: LABLaughsClean on 12/29/2004
(S414b)
"True luck consists not in holding
the best of the cards at the
table; luckiest is he who knows
just when to rise and go home."
John Hay (1838 - 1905), Distichs,
latter 19th century
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 6/12/2005
(S440b)
Every day more money is printed
for Monopoly than the US Treasury
From: LABLaughsAdult on 4/13/2005 (S429b)
Q: Why do chess players have
affairs in Czechoslovakia?
A: They love Czech mates.
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