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Subj:     Jokes About Table Games
                 (Includes 70 jokes and articles, 29 1024,22,cf,wYT2a4,34)

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Includes the following:..Baldo Comic Strip (DU in Supp2)
.........................Six Retired Floridians Play Poker (S394 in Supp2)
.........................Bridge Joke In Newspaper Column - Newspaper (S956 in Supp2)
.........................37 French Mating Positions (S401b in Supp2)
.........................South Park: The Fractured but Whole - Trailer (S963 - Sup2)
.........................Wife Plays Cards Once A Month (S307b in Supp2)
.........................Bridge-Not Chess-Is the Ultimate War Game - WebPg (S966-Sp2)
.........................Ben Franklin On Chess (S256b in Supp2)
.........................Uncle Fred's Gambit In Chess (S248b in Supp2)
.........................Bob Played Chess By Mail (S247b in Supp2)
.........................Feeding Husband Cat Food (S239b, S443 in Supp2)
.........................Poetic Riddle About Fighting (S239 in Supp2)
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.........................Rock, Paper, Scissors - Drawing (S993)
.........................Chess Puzzle I And II (S449 in Supp)
.........................Chess Puzzle IV - Optimal Play? (S465b in Supp)
.........................Pearls Before Swine (S999 in Supp)
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.........................Ultimate Chess - Photo (S439)
.........................Nude Craps (S227)
.........................Frank And Ernest Cartoon (DU)
.........................Dropping Dead In A Poker Game (S179)
.........................Lumino City - Paper Video Game (S933)
.........................African Roulette (S461b)
.........................Voice Tells Man To Go To Vegas (S49)
.........................Non Sequitur Cartoon (S1024)
.........................Telling Dirty Jokes At A Bridge Club (DU)
.........................Sees Something Under The Card Table (S110, S631)
.........................Mother Goose And Grimm Comic Strip (DU)
.........................Tommy Catches His Parents Playing Bridge (S133, S662)
.........................LA Times Bridge Column (DU)
.........................Baldo Comic Strip (DU)
                         Short Game Jokes
..............................Slingshot (S477c in Supp2)
..............................Blob Farm (S477b in Supp2)
..............................Hapland2 (S477b in Supp2)
..............................Flash Strike (S477 in Supp2)
..............................Harvey Wallbanger (S476 in Supp2)
..............................Pingus (S474c in Supp2)
..............................Risky Whisky (S473b in Supp2)
..............................Bubble Shooter (S472b in Supp2)
..............................Da Numba (S472 in Supp2)
..............................Match The Bugs (S472c in Supp2)
..............................Escape! (S469b in Supp2)
..............................Table Hockey (S471 in Supp2)
..............................Connect4 (S470 in Supp2)
..............................Chocolate Pipe Madness (S467b in Supp2)
..............................Battleships (S467 in Supp2)
..............................Santa Catch (S465b in Supp2)
..............................Santa Balls2 (S465 in Supp2)
..............................Ping-Pong 3D (S465b in Supp2)
..............................Pacman2 (S452b in Supp2)
..............................Adventure Elf (S463b in Supp2)
..............................Celebrity Love Child (S462b in Supp2)
..............................Spank The Frank (S461b in Supp2)
..............................Beanstalk (S458 in Supp2)
..............................Stickman Shootout (S455 in Supp2)
..............................Bubble Trouble (S471b in Supp2)
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..............................Mansion Impossible (S454b in Supp)
..............................Test Your Mouse Skills (S455b in Supp)
..............................Ball Eater (S455 in Supp)
..............................A Very Tricky Maze (S454 in Supp)
..............................Chess3D (S453b in Supp)
..............................A-Blast (S452 in Supp)
..............................Chess Puzzle III - 8 Queens Of Death (S514 in Supp)
..............................New Monopoly Chance Cards (S447b in Supp)
..............................MoFro SWF Adventure Game (S444 in Supp)
..............................Clay Kitten Shooting (S372b in Supp)
..............................Longevity Game (S442 in Supp)
..............................Magic Balls (S440b in Supp)
..............................Helicopter Game (S438 in Supp)
..............................Penguin Game (S433 in Supp)
..............................Fowl Words (S430 in Supp)
..............................Crypt Raider (S430 in Supp)
..............................Cannon Blast (S428 in Supp)
..............................The German Game DrunkWalk (S424 in Supp)
..............................Mini-Putt-3 (S420b in Supp)
..............................Cyber Mice Party (S418b in Supp)
..............................Catapult (S415 in Supp)
..............................CastleCat3 (S415b in Supp)
..............................Rural Racer (S414b in Supp)
..............................Camper Strike (S414b)
..............................Castle Cat 2 (S414 in Supp)
..............................Blox2 (S413b in Supp)
..............................Cable Capers (S413b in Supp)
..............................Starship (S402b in Supp)
..............................Alien Hominid (S413b - in Supp)
..............................Zed (S412 in Supp)
..............................Flashman (S412b in Supp)
..............................Warrior (S411b in Supp)
..............................War On Terrorism (S411 in Supp)
..............................Save The Sheriff (S411b in Supp)
..............................Vertigolf (S410b in Supp)
..............................Twiddlestix (S410 in Supp)
..............................Trapshoot (S409 in Supp)
..............................Tetris2 (S409 in Supp)
..............................3 Foot Ninja (S406 in Supp)
..............................Tennis (S404b)
..............................Pong (S401 in Supp)
..............................Gyroball (S403b in Supp)
..............................Gravity (S403 in Supp)
..............................Solitaire (S402 in Supp)
..............................Bush Shootout (S402b in Supp)
..............................Snake (S401 in Supp)
..............................Smashing (S401b in Supp)
..............................Panik (S400b in Supp)
..............................Shove It (S399 in Supp)
..............................Sheepish (S399b in Supp)
..............................Rocketman (S397 in Supp)
..............................Simon (S397b in Supp)
..............................Redbeard (S397b in Supp)
..............................Carnival Jackpot (S397 in Supp)
..............................Monkey Lander (S394 in Supp)
..............................Park2 Game (S394b in Supp)
..............................Mahjongg (S393 in Supp)
..............................The Letter Rip Game (S392 in Supp)
..............................Neverland (S390b in Supp)
..............................The Detonator Game (S391 in Supp)
..............................Bin Laden Liquors (S391 in Supp)
..............................Ultimate Sonic - Game (390 in Supp)
..............................The Game Kaboom (S389 in Supp)
..............................The Game Kaboom2 (S390 in Supp)
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..............................The Adventure Game (S389b)
..............................Guess Master (S382b)
..............................18 Infocom Text Adventure Games (S389)
..............................Paintball (S388b)
..............................Western (S388)
..............................Bottom Of The Sea (S373)
..............................Tetris (S387)
..............................CubeBuster (S387)
..............................Internet Teddy Bears (S363b)
..............................Crashdown (S386b)
..............................Bunch Game (S386b)
..............................Mili_And_Tary HG Game (S385)
..............................Jay Leno Quote (S93)
..............................Mili_And_Tary Snow Game (S385b)
..............................Doctor Called For Poker Game (S204)
..............................Frogger (S378b)
..............................Two Old Ladies Play Bridge (S225)
..............................Duckhunt (S384b)
..............................Pacman (S384)
..............................Space Invaders (S383b)
..............................Fishy... (S381b)
..............................Push Pull (S372)
..............................BJ roulette
..............................Chess Players At Hotel (S261, S610c)
..............................Other Chess Jokes

Also see ARTIST-SUPP  - 'Why Did Marcel Duchamp Give Up Art?'
         ASIAN-SUPP   - 'Japanese All Star Athletic Games' - Video
         BANKING-SUPP - 'Piggy Bank - Game'
         BLONDE1 file - 'Blonde In Vegas'
         BRAINTEASERS - 'The History Of Crossword Puzzles'
         BREASTS file - 'The Vissor Slut Machine'
         CATS2 file   - 'Kitten Cannon'
         COMPUTER-SUPP- 'The Floys'
         DOG3 file    - 'Simon Says' - Video
         DRINKING_BR2 - 'The Beer Quiz'
         DWARFS file  - 'Two Dwarfs In Las Vegas'
         ELDERLY3 file- 'Games For When We Are Older'
         ELDERLY3-SUP2- 'Bizarro Cartoon on Prescription Drugs'
         FACTS2 file  - 'Exploding Heads From Intense Use'
         FROG file    - 'Golfer And Talking Frog'
         GRAVEYARD    - 'Shoe Comic Strip'
         HALLOWEEN-SUP- 'Cat Bowling'
         HOOKER file  - 'Union Man Goes To A Brothel'
.........JOB-STUFF-SUP- 'The Meeting Minder (or Bullshit Bingo)'
         KIDS4 file   - 'The History of Toys'
......................- 'Crayon Color Quiz'
         MATH3-SUPP   - 'How Many Ways Can You Arrange A Deck Of Cards?' - Video
         OTH_OCC_SUPP - 'Sam The Bellhop Card Trick'
         PROGRAMMER   - 'Programmer And Engineer Bet On Train'
         REDNECK3 file- 'The Redneck Game'
         RIDDLE file  - 'A What Am I Riddle #9'
         RIDDLE-SUPP  - 'A What Am I Riddle #38'
         SOLDIER-SUPP - 'Monopoly Aided WWII POWs Escape'
         THOUGHTS-TIME- 'Reaction Time Test' - Game
         WOMEN1 file  - 'Georgeous Woman At Roulette Table'

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Subj:     Ultimate Chess (S439)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/21/2005
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
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Subj:     Nude Craps (S227)
          From: gheckman on 6/1/2001

 (See 'Georgeous Woman At Roulette Table' in WOMEN1)

 Two bored Casino Dealers were waiting for potential gamblers
 to sit down at their Craps Table.  A very attractive blonde
 lady comes over and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on
 a single roll of the dice. She says, "I hope you don't mind,
 but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

 With that she strips naked from her neck down, and rolls the
 dice while yelling...

 "Mama needs new clothes!"

 After the roll she hollers...

 "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

 Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging each of and
 squeezing the dealers.  With that she quickly picks up her
 money and her clothes and quickly leaves.  The dealers just
 stare at each other all excited and dumbfounded.  Finally
 one of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other
 answers.... "I thought YOU were watching!"

 Moral of the Story:
 Not All Blondes are Dumb.

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Subj:     Frank And Ernest Cartoon (DU)
          By Bob Thaves on 7/9/2015
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/frankandernest/2015/07/09
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Subj:     Dropping Dead In A Poker Game (S179)
          From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com on 7/5/00

 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single
 hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.  Showing
 respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete
 their playing time standing up.  Roberts looks around and asks,
 "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"

 They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the
 short one.  They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't
 make a bad situation any worse than it is.  "Gentlemen!
 Discreet?  I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet.
 Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."

 Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door,
 the wife answers, asks what he wants.  Rippington says, "Your
 husband just lost $500 playing cards."

 She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"

 Rippington says, "I'll tell him."

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Subj:     Lumino City - Paper Video Game 
          Made by: State of Play (S933d)
          From: Gayle Coleman on Facebook
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/5l6aSfIyS1k
 Source2: http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2014/12/lumino-city/

 Lumino City is a puzzle adventure game. It's handmade entirely
 out of paper, card, miniature lights and motors.  Begin by
 exploring the city, and using your ingenuity piece together
 all sorts of puzzling mechanisms.  Click 'HERE' to see this
 video trailer for this very different game.

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Subj:     African Roulette (S461b)
          From: ipkis on 97-06-01
      and From: LABLaughsAdult on 11/18/2005

 The new American ambassador was being entertained by an
 African diplomat.  They'd spent the day discussing what the
 country had received from the Russians before the new
 government kicked them out.  "The Russians built us a power
 plant, a highway, and an airport.  Plus we learned to drink
 vodka and play Russian roulette."

 The American frowned.  "Russian roulette's not a very nice
 game."

 The diplomat smiled. "That's why we developed African
 roulette.  If you want to have good relations with our
 country, you'll have to play.  I'll show you how."

 He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently
 built, nude women were ushered in.

 "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral
 sex," he told the American.  "That's great," the ambassador
 said. "That doesn't seem much like Russian roulette."

 "Oh, it is. One of them is a cannibal."

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Subj:     Voice Tells Man To Go To Vegas (S49)
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #220 on 98-01-03

 A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice.  The
 voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your
 money, go to Vegas."  The man is disturbed at what he hears
 and ignores the voice.

 The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing
 happens.  The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your
 house, take your money, go to Vegas."  Again the man ignores
 the voice, though he is very troubled by the event.

 Every day, day after day, the man hears the same voice when
 he gets home from work, "Quit your job, sell your house,
 take your money, go to Vegas."  Each time the man hears the
 voice he becomes increasingly upset.

 Finally, after two weeks, he succumbs to the pressure.  He
 does quit his job, sells his house, takes his money and
 heads to Vegas.  The moment the man gets off the plane in
 Vegas, the voice tells him, "Go to Harrah's."

 So he hops in a cab and rushes over to Harrah's.  As soon
 as he sets foot in the casino, the voice tells him, "Go to
 the roulette table." The man does as he is told.

 When he gets to the roulette table, the voice tells him,
 "Put all your money on 17."  Nervously, the man cashes in
 his money for chips and then puts them all on 17.  The
 dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the roulette
 wheel.

 Around and around the ball caroms.  The man anxiously
 watches the ball as it slowly loses speed until finally
 it settles into number . . . 21.

 The voice says, "Shit..."

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Subj:     Non Sequitur Cartoon (S1024)
          By Wiley Miller on 8/29/2016
Source: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2016/08/29
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Subj:     Telling Dirty Jokes At A Bridge Club
          From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com on 8/22/00

 (See 'Sexist Professor' in COLLEGE1 file)

 JoAnn was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six
 children and a large house.  The only relief JoAnn got from
 her chores was the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with
 a dozen other women.  The only flaw in the bridge club
 relationship was that JoAnn loved to tell off-color stories
 and the girls didn't want to hear them.

 To teach JoAnn a lesson, the other women decided that the
 next time she told an off-color story, they'd just get up,
 walk out, and meet at another home but without her.

 Sure enough, at the next bridge club meeting, JoAnn started,
 "You know, girls, there's a rumor going around that a busload
 of prostitutes will be leaving in the morning for that big
 gold find up in Alaska, and they say..."  Just then, the
 women all stood up and started for the door.

 JoAnn was disconcerted, but only for a moment. Then she
 understood what was going on and said, "Hey! Girls! Hold on,
 hold on! There's plenty of time because the bus doesn't leave
 until morning!"

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Subj:     Sees Something Under The Card Table (S110, S631)
          From: FrankRoesc on 99-03-07
      and From: LABLaughsAdult on 8/24/2005 and 2/6/2009

 (See 'Chris Pays $100 To See Nora's Breasts' in BREAST file)

 Two couples were playing cards.  John accidentally dropped
 some cards on the floor.  When he bent down under the table
 to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife was not wearing
 any underwear!  Shocked by this, John hit his head on the
 table and emerged red-faced.

 Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
 Bill's wife followed him and asked, "Did you see anything
 that you liked under there?"

 John admitted that, well, yes he did.  She said "You can
 have it, but it will cost you $100."  After a minute or two,
 John indicates that he is interested.

 She tells him that since Bill works Friday afternoons and
 John doesn't, John should come to her house around 2:00 PM
 on Friday.

 Friday came and John went to her house at 2:00 PM.  After
 paying her $100 they went to the bedroom, had sex, and
 then John left.

 Bill came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did John
 come by this afternoon?"  Reluctantly, she replied, "Yes,
 he did stop by for a few minutes."

 Next Bill asked, "Did John give you $100?"

 She thinks  'Oh hell, he knows!'  Finally she says, "Yes,
 he gave me $100."

 "Good," Bill says.  "John came by the office this morning
 and borrowed $100 from me and said he'd stop by our house
 on his way home and pay me back."

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Subj:     Mother Goose And Grimm (DU)
          By Mike Peters on 7/9/2015
Source: http://www.grimmy.com/comics.php
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Subj:     Tommy Catches His Parents Playing Bridge (S133, S662)

 Feeling bored, little Tommy wanders into his parent's bedroom,
 and catches them 'on the job'.  "What are you doing mother"
 he asks.

 "I'm playing Bridge" his mother answers, "your father is my
 partner".

 With this Tommy leaves and goes into the living room. In there
 he finds his sister and her boyfriend, Pete, going at it like
 rabbits on the sofa.  "What are you doing" again he asks.

 "I'm playing Bridge, Pete is my partner" she answers.

 Still feeling bored Tommy wanders up to the garden shed. In
 the shed Tommy finds his granddad having a wank.  "What are
 you doing granddad" he asks.

 "I'm playing Bridge" replies his granddad.

 "Where's your partner" asks Tommy, to which his granddad replies
 "Son when you've got a fucking good hand you don't need a
 partner."

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Subj:     LA Times Bridge Column (DU)
          Paraphrased from LA Times bridge column on 9-12-82

 Have you ever wondered what the first game ever played was?

 Some people think it was tennis, because early in the Bible,
 it says that, "Joseph served in Pharoah's court."

 Others think it was baseball, since in Genesis it says, "In
 the big inning.."

 There seems to be no doubt what the last game ever played
 will be - bridge, since at the end of the world..."Gabriel
 will play the last trump"

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Subj:     Baldo Comic Strip (DU)
          by Hector D. Cantu and Carlos Castellanos
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/baldo/2015/08/14
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Subj:     Short Game Jokes

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Subj:     The Adventure Game (S389b,dZplet.class)
          From: Play.VG on 7/10/04
 Source: http://www.play.vg/games/86-Adventure.html
 This is a true classic, the first text adventure game, also
 known as "Colossal Cave". Type in commands to do things,
 such as "GO EAST" or "EAT FOOD".  Click on "Colossal Cave"
 to play on my site as a Zplet.class game.
 

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Subj:     Guess Master (S382b)
          From: igiggle on 5/26/2004
 Source: (Guessmaster.com is no longer on the internet)
 You choose a person, object, animal, TV show, or movie
 and the program will ask you a series of yes/no questions.
 Then it will tell you your choice.  This is an artificial
 intelligence program that learnes from its mistakes.
 

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Subj:     18 Infocom Text Adventure Games (S389,cf,md4,18,Zplet.class)
          From: igiggle on 7/8/2004
          At: http://www.xs4all.nl/~pot/infocom/
 Click on the Infocom text adventure game you wish to play
 and get ready for the challenge and fun of battling against
 a witty computer program.  After beating Zork I in six
 weeks (three hours a day), I bought my first computer so
 that I could play Zork II. The games below are in Zplet.class
 and didn't play on my computer with Google Chrome.

      Zork I: The Great Underground Empire
      Zork II: The Wizard of Frobozz
      Zork III: The Dungeon Master
      Zork: The Undiscovered Underground
      Enchanter
      Seastalker
      Sorcerer
      Spellbreaker
      Wishbringer
      Starcross
      Suspended
      Planetfall
      The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
      Stationfall
      Deadline
      The Witness
      Leather Goddesses of Phobos
      The Lurking Horror
 

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Subj:    Paintball (S388b,d)
          From:Miniclip on June 20,2004
 Source: (Removed from miniclip.com)
 Take your paintball gun to the office and shoot happy faces.
 You can play it by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     Western (S388d)
          From:Miniclip on June 20,2004
          Removed from MiniClip.com
 This is the old arcade game, take your gun and shoot the
 bad guys.  Click 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     Bottom Of The Sea (S373)
          From: igiggle on 3/6/2004
 Very relaxed sort of game, but that doesn't mean it's easy.
 http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/sea.htm
 

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Subj:     Tetris (S387d)
          From:Ezines$All.com on June 19,2004
 Source: (Removed from Ezines4All.com)
 This is that classic game invented in Russia by Alexey Pajitnov.
 Click 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     CubeBuster (S387d)
          From: mrx on 6/16/2004
          Removed from Ezines4All.com
 Like Crashdown last week, CubeBuster is the opposite of Tetris.
 Click on large groups of colors to remove them.  Click 'HERE'
 to play.
 

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Subj:     Internet Teddy Bears (S363b)
          From: igiggle on 1/6/2004
 Move your mouse over the bears and watch the fun.
 Teddy Bears - http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier
 

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Subj:     Crashdown (S386b,d)
          From: mrx on 6/16/2004
 Source: (Removed from Ezines4All.com)
 Cute game which is sort of the opposite of Tetris.  Click
 on blocks of colors to remove them.  Click 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     Bunch Game (S386b,d)
          From: MiniClip.com on June 16,2004
          Source: (Removed from MiniClip.com)
 Fun arcade game.  View tutorial before playing.
 Works with Netscape but NOT Internet Explorer.
 Click 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     Mili And Tary HG Game (S385d)
          From: Classic '80s Games on June 5,2004
 Source: (Removed from 80sMusicLyrics.com)
 Fun, cute game.  Click the left mouse button twice to play.
 Click 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     Jay Leno Quote (S93)
          From: Tom_Adams on 98-11-11
 Theres a new group at [unknown] high school, and to be a
 member, you have to be a virgin, and promise to stay a
 virgin.  This isn't anything new.  They had a group like
 this when I went to high school.  It was called the Chess
 Club.  --  Jay Leno

 Very funny, Jay.  Very funny. Thanks a lot.
 

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Subj:     Mili And Tary Snow Game (S385b,d)
          From: Classic '80s Games on June 5,2004
          Source: (Removed from 80sMusicLyrics.com)
 Fun, cute game.  Click the left mouse button twice to play.
 Click 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     Doctor Called For Poker Game (S204)
..........From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 12/15/2000
 The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice
 of a colleague on the other end of the line.

 "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend.

 "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.  As he was
 putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"

 "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact,
 there are three doctors there already!"
 

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Subj:     Frogger (S378b,d)
          From: mrx on 4/28/2004
 Source: (Removed from Ezines4All.com)
 OK version on the internet.  Use the four arrow keys to move.
 Clich 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     Two Old Ladies Play Bridge (S225)
          From: JOKE-OF-THE-DAY.com on 9/22/00
      and From: flovilla on 5/24/2001

 Two old ladies have played bridge together for many years,
 and naturally they have gotten to know each other pretty well.

 One day, during a game of cards, one lady suddenly looks up at
 the other and says, "I realize we've known each other for many
 years, but for the life of me, I just can't bring it to mind...
 would you please tell me your name again, dear?"

 There is dead silence for a couple of minutes, then the other
 lady responds, "How soon do you need to know?"
 

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Subj:     Duckhunt (S384b,d)
          From: Classic '80s Games
          Source: (Removed from 80sMusicLyrics.com)
 Duckhunt is a lot of fun.  It uses the mouse and takes
 a little practice.  Clich 'HERE' to play.

 In putting Duckhunt on my web site I had to test the
 game.  When I started I couldn't hit a duck.  By the
 end I walked away from the game still playing with a
 score of 1,000,300 in 63 levels.  Practice makes perfect.
 

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Subj:     Pacman (S384d)
          From: Classic '80s Games
 Source: (Removed from 80sMusicLyrics.com)
 This is an excellent version of Pacman.  Use the four
 arrow keys to move. Clich 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     Space Invaders (S383b,d)
          From: LABLaughs.com on 6/1/2004
          Source: (Removed from Ezines4All.com)
 I had forgotten how much fun this game was.  Press
 'Space' to shoot, left/right arrows to move, and 'P'
 to pause the game.  Clich 'HERE' to play.
 Doesn't work using Google Chrome.
 

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Subj:     Fishy... (S381b,d)
          From: mrx on 5/19/2004
 Source: (Removed from Ezines4All.com)
 This is a cute, silly internet game. Move your fish with
 the arrow keys and eat smaller fish.  Don't get eaten by
 the larger fish.  Click 'HERE' to play.
 

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Subj:     Push Pull (S372d)
          From: igiggle on 3/6/2004
 At: www.lilgames.com/pushpull.shtml
 This is a fun, challenging logic game.  You can play
 it at the source above, or on my site by clicking 'HERE'.
 

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Subj:     BJ roulette
 You take your pick of six native girls for a blow job,
 but one is a cannibal.
 

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Subj:     Chess Players At Hotel (S261, S610c)
          From: auntieg on 98-02-12
      and From: hellgunner50 on 9/16/2008
 (See "Frank and Ernest Comic Strip" in HELL)
 A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and
 were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament
 victories.  After about an hour, the manager came out of the
 office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as
 they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts
 boasting in an open foyer."
 

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Subj:     Other Chess Jokes
         From: ossama on 99-02-25
 When you're finally holding all the cards,
 why does everyone else decide to play chess?
 

 The word "Checkmate" in chess comes from the Persian phrase
 "Shah Mat," which means "the king is dead".

 "Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe
  they are doing something very clever when they are only
  wasting their time."     George Bernard Shaw.

From: LABLaughs.com on 4/2/2002 (S270c)
 "Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
   -- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956)

 Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII.  If
 captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to
 reveal a map for escape.

From: Rodney Dangerfield
 My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

From: auntieg on 98-11-14
 Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king
 from history. (Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the
 Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.)

From: RFSlick on 98-12-07
 Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal
 partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of
 bridge.  -- Bill Cosby

From: mombear1 on 8/21/2001 (S238)
 The number of possible ways of playing the first four
 moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

From: LABLaughs.com on 3/11/2002 (S272c)
 Life consists not in holding good cards,
 but in playing those you hold well.
   -- Josh Billings

From: dogbyte on 4/28/2002 (S274c)
 The surest way to remain
 a winner is to win once,
 and then not play any more.

From: dogbyte on 3/3/2003 (S319)
 If you don't know what game you're playing,
 ...don't ask what the score is!
 

 Q: Why is bridge like sex?
 A: If you have a good hand you don't need a partner.

 Q: Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
 A: Because there's too many cheetas!  -- Sir James of Steele

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