Subj:    Movies_Etc Supp2
               (Includes 46 jokes and articles, 05977n,43,cf,vXT3,33)

Laurel and Hardy
darrel94590 on 8/5/2005

Includes the following:  George Gobel On The Johnny Carson Show - Video (S629, S800)
.........................America's Got Talent - Video (S631b)
.........................Pilobolus On Late Night With Conan O'Brien - Video (S620)
.........................Mary Poppins Stays At A Hotel (S136)
.........................Pilobolus at the 79th Oscars - Video (S620)
.........................SNL's Cork Soakers Skit - Video (S510)
.........................A Stranger Moved In Our Home (S528b)
.........................TV Tetris In Japan - Video (S546)
.........................Robert DeNiro On Saturday Night Live - Video (S585)
.........................Meeting Paul Newman (S509b, S848)
.........................Tom Hanks Is James Bond, Spoof Trailer - Video (S568b, S822)
.........................The Man Who Had No Face (S181)
.........................Famous Last Words From Movies (S625c)
.........................Bailout Plan by Wanda Sykes on Jay Leno Show - Video (S632)
.........................Truths About Life I Learned
............................From Bad '80s Comedies(S208)
.........................Johnny Carson and Dom deLuise - Video (S627, S801)
.........................Generic Disaster Movie Script (S79)
.........................More Short Movie Jokes
..............................Ripley's Believe It Or Not! (S626b)
..............................Solid Potato Salad - The Ross Sisters - Video (S641b)
..............................I Love Jesus, But I Drink A Little - Video/Audio (S632)
..............................When TV Was Cool (S627b)
..............................Installing Your Digital TV Converter Box - Video (S615)
..............................Next Season On Dancing With The Stars!! (S613b)
..............................Happy Days' Actors (S612)
..............................Welcome Back Kotter: Where Are They Now? (S600)
..............................We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Video (S569)
..............................Celebrity Wax Figures (S585)
..............................Casablanca In A PowerPoint (S585)
..............................Four Funny Commercials - Videos (S577b)
..............................Lord Of The Rings Parody - Video (S567)
..............................Writers' Strike (S566c)
..............................Contortionist - Video (S552b)
..............................Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog, At Tonys - Video (S552b)
..............................Star Wars Premier In New York City - Video (S551)
..............................Paul Potts Sings Opera - Video (S550)
..............................Four Jay Leno Interviews - Video (S549c)
..............................On the Street Where You Live - Video (S548b)
..............................The Past And Black and White TV (S547)
..............................South Park On Wheel Of Fortune - Video (S543c)
..............................Audrey Hepburn's "Beauty Tips" (S535)
..............................Fred Astaire Tap Dancing - Video (S534)
..............................Defense Against The Dark Arts (S533)
..............................Movie Start, Then And Now - PPS (S531c)
..............................Eddie Haskell, The Beaver, And Wally (S530c)
..............................World's Most Dangerous Comedian - Video (S528)
..............................FCCFU - Video (S517b)
..............................The Land of Sandra Dee - Poem (S509c)
..............................Mae West Quotation (S494c)
..............................A True Lone Ranger Story - Video (S546)

Subj:     George Gobel On The Johnny Carson Show (S629, S800d)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 1/12/2009
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/FyPxUA-Ik1o
..........Bob Hope, Dean Martin, and George Gobel on
..........Tonight Show w/Johnny Carson Show in 1969.
..........Click 'HERE' to see this very funny video.

Subj:     America's Got Talent (S631b,d) 
          From: tom on 2/5/2009
  Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/nY4UxbG6iUA

 This 'Russian Bar Trio' is one of the most life-threatening
 acts ever performed on America's Got Talent.  Click 'HERE'
 to view it.

Subj:     Pilobolus On Late Night
             With Conan O'Brien (S620d)
          From: darrellvip on 11/24/2008
 Source1: http://videos.sapo.pt/GbJMtDLbz1IlwVIyHy0Z
 Source2: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1536598783090

 Pilobolus is a shadow dance group which does amazing
 shows. In this video they are performing on Late Night
 With Conan O'Brien.  You can view this great show by
 clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Mary Poppins Stays At A Hotel (S136)
          From: PGSP4LIFE on 9/2/99

 Mary Poppins was travelling home but due to worsening weather,
 she decided to stop at a hotel for the night.  She approached
 the receptionist and asked for a room for the night.

 "Certainly madam", he replied curteously.

 "Is the restaurant open still?" enquired Mary.

 "Sorry, no", came the reply, "but room service is available
 all night. Would you care to select something from this menu?"

 Mary smiled and took the menu and perused it. "Hmm, I would
 like hmmm cauliflower cheese please", said Mary.

 "Certainly madam", he replied.

 "And can I have breakfast in bed?" asked Mary politely.  The
 receptionist nodded and smiled.

 "In that case, I would love a couple of eggs please...poached,"
 Mary mused.  After confirming the order, Mary signed in and
 went up to her room for the night.

 The night passed uneventfully and next morning Mary came down
 early to check out. The same guy was still on the desk.

 "Morning madam..sleep well?"

 "Yes thank you", Mary replied.

 "Food to your liking?"

 "Well, I have to say the cauliflower cheese was exceptional,
 I don't think I have had better. Shame about the eggs though.
 They really weren't that nice at all," Mary replied truthfully.

 "Oh.. well perhaps you could care to contribute these thoughts
 to our Guest Comments Book.  We are always looking to improve
 our service and would value your opinion," said the receptionist.

 "OK I will... thanks!" replied Mary, who then checked out,
 paused a while, then scribbled a comment into the book.  Waving,
 she left to continue her journey.

 Curious, the receptionist picked up the book to see the
 comment Mary had written. Here it is...


Subj:     Pilobolus at the 79th Oscars (S620d)
          From: YouTube.com on 11/26/2008
Photo from GoogleSearch
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/AiaaGlPfMbU

 You can watch Pilobolus at the 79th Oscars hosted by
 Elen Degeneres by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     SNL's Cork Soakers Skit (S510d, S836) 
          From: edapsmas on 11/1/2006
 Source: (Removed from YouTube.com)
Picture from
Yahoo! Video

 The very funny cork soaking skit was aired on Saturday Night
 Live on January 21,2006.  It included guest star Janet Jackson
 and the SNL regulars Jimmy Fallon, Maya Rudolph, and Rachel
 Dratch.  Click 'HERE' to see one of the funniest skits ever
 done in SNL history.

Subj:     A Stranger Moved In Our Home (S528b)
          From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 3/6/2007

 A few months before I was born, my Dad met a stranger who
 was new to our small Tennessee town.  From the beginning,
 Dad was fascinated with this enchanting newcomer and soon
 invited him to live with our family.  The stranger was
 quickly accepted and was around to welcome me into the
 world a few months later.

 As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family.
 In my young mind, he had a special niche.  My parents were
 complementary instructors: Mom taught me the word of God,
 and Dad taught me to obey it. But the stranger -- he was
 our storyteller.  He would keep us spellbound for hours on
 end with adventures, mysteries and comedies.

 If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or
 science, he always knew the answers about the past, under-
 stood the present and even seemed able to predict the
 future!  He took my family to the first major league ball
 game.  He made me laugh, and he made me cry.  The stranger
 never stopped talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind.

 Sometimes, Mom would get up quietly while the rest of us
 were shushing each other to listen to what he had to say,
 and she would go to her room and read her books (I wonder
 now if she ever prayed for the stranger to leave.)

 Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions,
 but the stranger never felt obligated to honor them.
 Profanity, for example, was not allowed in our home...
 not from us, our friends or any visitors.  Our longtime
 visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that
 burned my ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush.

 My Dad was a teetotaler who didn't permit alcohol in the
 home, not even for cooking.  But the stranger encouraged
 us to try it on a regular basis.  He made cigarettes look
 cool, cigars manly and pipes distinguished.  He talked
 freely (much too freely!) about sex.

 His comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive,
 and generally embarrassing.  I now know that my early
 concepts about relationships were influenced strongly by
 the stranger.  Time after time, he opposed the values of
 my parents, yet he was seldom rebuked... and NEVER asked
 to leave.

 More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved
 in with our family.  He has blended right in and is not
 nearly as fascinating as he was at first.  Still, if you
 were to walk into my parent's den today, you would still
 find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone
 to listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures.  His

 We just call him, "TV."

 This is Rex Barker reminding you that while there is
 certainly some great (albeit limited) programming on
 television, it is not called the "Boob Tube" for no reason.

Subj:     TV Tetris In Japan (S546d in Asian)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 6/25/2007
..........Source: (Removed from www.stupidity.org)

 The Japanese are so weird, and yet, so awesome.  This
 25,000 KB video is big, but too good to not put on my
 site.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Funny English Sub-Titles From Hong Kong Films (S515b)
          From: From: danschu63 on 12/1/2006
 Source: http://www.esatclear.ie/~irish.trade/bj000004.htm

  1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

  2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

  3. Gun wounds again?

  4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

  5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

  6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

  7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

  8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

  9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

 10. You always use violence.  I should've ordered
     glutinous rice chicken.

 11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

 12. You daring lousy guy.

 13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

 14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.

 15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

 16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

 17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

 18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

 19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the
     scum.  I am sure you will not mind that I remove your
     manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for
     your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]

 20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the
     short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your
     gynecologist for a thorough examination.

 21. Greetings, large black person.  Let us not forget to
     form a team up together and go into the country to
     inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of
     the giant lizard person.

Subj:     Robert DeNiro On Saturday Night Live
          From: edapsmas on 4/8/2008 (S585d)
 Source: http://www.tv.com/shows/saturday-night-

 On Saturday Night Live, Season 28 Episode 7, aired on
 December 7,2002, Robert DeNiro first hosted the show.
 He opened the SHL with the skit titled 'C-SPAN:
 Terrorist Warnings.'  In this SNL introduction, DeNiro
 reads the names of suspected terrorists in a C-SPAN
 TV report.  Click 'HERE'  to see this grainy, cute skit.

Subj:     Meeting Paul Newman (S509b, S848)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 10/23/2006
      and From: virv on 4/2/2013

 A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small
 New England town where Paul Newman and his family often
 visited.  One Sunday morning the woman got up early to take
 a long walk.

 After a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself
 to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone.  She hopped in the
 car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to
 the combination bakery/ice cream parlor.  There was only one
 other patron in the store.

 Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and

 The woman's heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact
 with those famous baby-blue eyes.  The actor nodded
 graciously and the star-struck woman smiled demurely.

 "Pull yourself together!", she chides herself.  You're a
 happily married woman with three children.  You're forty-
 five-years old, not a teenager!

 The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip
 chocolate ice cream cone in one hand and her change in the
 other.  Then when she went out the door, avoiding even a
 glance in Paul Newman's direction.

 When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful
 of change - but her other hand was empty.  Where's my ice
 cream cone?  Did I leave it in the store?

 Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still
 in the clerk's hand or in a holder on the counter or
 something.  But no ice cream cone was in sight.  With that,
 she happened to look over at Paul Newman.  His face broke
 into his familiar warm, friendly grin and he said to the

 "You put it in your purse."

Subj:     Tom Hanks Is James Bond, Spoof Trailer (S568b, S822d)
          From: CKButch4Femme on 12/10/2007
Photo from Star-Palace
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOcQr-2-pE

 Tom Hanks has been in 23 movies and a whopping 21 of them have been
 very good.  Why not Hanks as the next James Bond.  Click 'HERE' to
 view this cute video.

Subj:     The Man Who Had No Face (S181)
          From: octagon999 on 7/17/00

 Here is a true story by Paul Harvey. Pass it to anyone who
 you think would find it interesting and inspiring.  You
 will be surprised who this young man turns out to be.  (Do
 not look at the bottom of this letter until you have read
 it fully)

 Years ago, a hardworking man took his family from New York
 State to Australia to take advantage of a work opportunity
 there.  Part of this man's family was a handsome young son
 who had aspirations of joining the circus as a trapeze
 artist or an actor.

 This young fellow, biding his time until a circus job or
 even one as a stagehand came along, worked at the local
 shipyards which bordered on the worst section of town.

 Walking home from work one evening, this young man was
 attacked by five thugs wanting to rob him.  Instead of just
 giving up his money the young fellow resisted.  However
 they bested him easily and proceeded to beat him to a pulp.
 They mashed his face with their boots, and kicked and beat
 his body brutally with clubs, leaving him for dead.  When
 the police happened to find him lying in the road they
 assumed he was dead and called for the Morgue Wagon.

 On the way to the morgue a policeman heard him gasp for air,
 and they immediately took him to the emergency unit at the
 hospital.  When he was placed on a gurney a nurse remarked,
 to her horror, that this young man no longer had a face.
 Each eye socket was smashed, his skull, legs, and arms
 fractured, his nose literally hanging from his face, all
 his teeth were gone, and his jaw was almost completely torn
 from his skull.

 Although his life was spared, he spent over a year in the
 hospital.  When he finally left, his body may have healed
 but his face was disgusting to look at.  He was no longer
 the handsome youth that everyone admired.

 When the young man started to look for work again he was
 turned down by everyone just on account of the way he looked.
 One potential employer suggested to him that he join the
 freak show at the circus as The Man Who Had No Face.  And he
 did this for a while.  He was still rejected by everyone and
 no one wanted to be seen in his company.  He had thoughts of
 suicide.  This went on for five years.

 One day he passed a church and sought some solace there.
 Entering the church he encountered a priest who had seen him
 sobbing while kneeling in a pew.  The priest took pity on
 him and took him to the rectory where they talked at length.
 The priest was impressed with him to such a degree that he
 said that he would do everything possible for him that could
 be done to restore his dignity and life, if the young man
 would promise to be the best Catholic he could be, and trust
 in God's mercy to free him from his torturous life.

 The young man went to Mass and communion every day, and after
 thanking God for saving his life, asked God to only give him
 peace of mind and the grace to be the best man he could ever
 be in His eyes.

 The priest, through his personal contacts was able to secure
 the services of the best plastic surgeon in Australia.  There
 would be no cost to the young man, as the doctor was the
 priest's best friend.  The doctor too was so impressed by the
 young man.  Whose outlook now on life, even though he had
 experienced the worst, was filled with good humor and love.

 The surgery was a miraculous success.  All the best dental
 work was also done for him.  The young man became everything
 he promised God he would be.  He was also blessed with a
 wonderful, beautiful wife, many children, and success in an
 industry which would have been the furthest thing from his
 mind as a career, if not for the goodness of God and the love
 of the people who cared for him. This he acknowledges publicly.

 scroll down . . . . . . .

 The young man.  Mel Gibson.

 His life was the inspiration for his production of the movie
 "The Man Without A Face."

Subj:     Famous Last Words From Movies (S625c) 
          From: Puzzles And Brain Teasers on 8/8/2008
Drawing from FotoSearch.com...
 Source: (Removed from afunzone.com)

 Name the movies that end with the following dialogue:
  1. "Louis, I think this is the beginning
     of a beautiful friendship."
  2. "Hello, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Mrs. Norman Maine."
  3. "'Twas beauty that killed the beast."
  4. "I used to hate the water."/"I can't imagine why."
  5. "There's no place like home."
  6. "Tomorrow is another day."
  7. "And her daughter, Gypsy."
  8. "I am, George, I am."
  9. "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."
 10. "I was cured, all right!"

Subj:     Bailout Plan by Wanda Sykes on Jay Leno (S632)
          From: darrellvip on 2/19/2009 (in National-Supp)
..........Source: (Removed from youtube.com)
 In this interview on the Tonight Show, Wanda Sykes tells
 her opinion of the bailout program.  This comedy routine
 by Wanda is very funny, and regrettably very true.  You
 can view this video by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Truths About Life I Learned From Bad '80s Comedies (S208)
          From: Joke-Of-The-Day.com on 1/24/2001

 Smart people wear thick glasses, button-down shirts, and
 slacks.  Dumb people wear football uniforms.

 Everyone in high school was having sex except you and the
 class valedictorian.

 Your dog is way smarter than you.

 France is populated entirely by attractive young women and
 Gerard Depardieu.

 Every Southern town has a fat redneck sheriff named "Smokey."

 Mexico is populated entirely by vacationing frat boys.

 Parents always come back from vacation a day early.

 There are no ugly prostitutes.

 It's only possible to win any sporting event in the last
 three seconds of the game.

 Cheerleaders hate having their shirts on.

 The best way to escape your enemies is to drive on the wrong
 side of the road.

 A student who's failing every class can still rig up an
 elaborate device to to answer his phone when he calls in sick.

Subj:     Johnny Carson and Dom deLuise
          From: tom on 1/14/2009  (S627, S801d)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Pl0B2JhZTF0

 Dom deLuise does a magic act on the Johnny Carson Show.
 This routine is very, very funny.  Don't miss this one.
 Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful routine.

Subj:     Generic Disaster Movie Script (S79)
          From: ossama on 98-07-29

  (The movie opens in a suburban home, where, the heroine
  is having breakfast with her adorable son.)

  HEROINE : Well, it's a peaceful day!  No sign of any disasters!
  SON: Mom, do you have a husband or romance interest?
  HEROINE : No, Bobby, although I am a top scientist and
  very attractive.

  (The phone rings.)

  HEROINE : Uh-oh! I hope that's not a worker from the
  lab, calling to tell me about an impending disaster!
  LAB WORKER : Trish, a disaster is impending!
  HEROINE : I'll be right there!  (To her son:) Bobby,
  you stay here and be vulnerable.
  SON : Mom, will the disaster end up striking this exact
  house and placing me in grave danger?
  HEROINE : Of course!

  (We see an exterior shot of the White House.  Inside,
  the president, looking grim, is holding an emergency
  Cabinet meeting.)

  PRESIDENT : Haven't I seen that exterior shot before?
  VICE PRESIDENT : It's the same one they use in the
  Tom Clancy movies.
  PRESIDENT : OK, somebody set up the plot.
  SCIENCE ADVISER : Mr. President, unless something is done,
  a disaster is going to strike in 90 minutes, sending
  miniature cars flying in all directions.
  PRESIDENT : Ninety minutes! Why so long?
  SCIENCE ADVISER : We need to build up the suspense.
  GENERAL : Sir, we must launch a nuclear strike against
  GENERAL : I hate Houston.
  PRESIDENT (To the hero) : Jake, you're incredibly good-
  looking.  I want you to take your minority sidekick and
  get over to the laboratory immediately and develop a
  romance interest with the heroine.  If this movie is
  rated ``R,'' she can show her breasts.
  HERO : I'll do what I can, sir.

  (The next scene is in the laboratory. The hero and
  heroine are staring intently at a computer screen.)

  HEROINE : . . . and so by using the mouse pointer, you can
  drag the three of clubs over onto the four of diamonds.

  (A lab worker rushes up.)

  LAB WORKER : Trish, the pantograph is giving us a vector
  plasma reading in the cosine range!
  HERO : What does that mean?
  HEROINE : Nothing. It's movie science gibberish.  But it's
  time for the disaster!  And my son is home alone!

  (The scene shifts to the heroine's neighbourhood.  People
  are screaming; miniature cars are flying everywhere.)

  HEROINE : This is terrible!  Thousands of people
            are being killed!
  HERO : It's OK! They're extras!
  SON : Help!  Help!
  HEROINE : My God! It's Billy!
  SON : No, it's Bobby!
  HEROINE : Oh, right.
  HERO : I'll save him!
  HEROINE : Watch out for the special effects!

  (The hero, dodging miniature flying cars, saves the son.)

  HEROINE : Now we can be a family unit!
  SON : With Val Kilmer?  I thought the hero was going
  to be Tom Cruise.
  HERO : He wasn't available.

  (The final scene takes place back to the White House,
  where everybody is relieved.)

  PRESIDENT : Whew! Although we lost 124 million people,
  all the main characters survived except the minority

  (The Cabinet applauds.)

  GENERAL : So now can we attack Houston?
  PRESIDENT: OK by me.


Subj:     More Short Movie Jokes

     by John Graziano on 5/28/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/ripleysbelieveitornot/2009/05/28
Subj:     Solid Potato Salad - The Ross Sisters (S641b,d)
          From: tom on 4/20/2009
Photo from YouTube.com
 Source1: http://www.youtube.com/embed/61cY1ILv60k
 Source2: http://www.youtube.com/embed/EHEtXkReIbE
 In this classic footage from 1944, the Ross sisters,
 Aggie, Maggie and Elmira, sing and contort all over
 the place.  Click 'HERE' to see this wonderful video.

Subj:     I Love Jesus, But I Drink A Little
          From: rfslick on 2/12/2009 (S632d)
..........Source: (Removed from YouTube.com)
 In one episode of the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ellen called
 88 year old Gladys from Austin texas.  This old lady is a
 hoot.  What a fun woman!  I promise you that after this
 video you will not be able to wipe the smile off your face.
 Turn on the sound and click 'HERE' to see a very funny video.

Subj:     When TV Was Cool (S627b) 
          From: gattica30 on 1/15/2009
GIF from Peter's Palace
 Source: (Removed from billsretroworld.com)
 This web page of TV nostalgia is wonderful.  You can view
 by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Installing Your Digital TV Converter Box
          From: tom on 10/22/2008 (S615dwmv)
 Source: http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/
 This funny video teaches an elderly lady how to install a
 digital TV converter box.  You can view this WMV video by
 clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Next Season On Dancing With The Stars!! (S613b)
          From: tom on 10/18/2008
 Click 'HERE' to get a preview of next year on "Dancing with the Stars".

Subj:     Happy Days' Actors (S612)
          From: Television.aol.com on 10/2/2008
Photo from Retna...
 Source: http://television.aol.com/_test/happy-days-where-are-they-now
 It's one of TV land's enduring questions: What happened to
 Chuck Cunningham?  One minute he was there dribbling a
 basketball, the next season, it was like he never existed.
 Chuck's whereabouts, or those of his portrayer, are not
 the only 'Happy Days' cast mysteries, so we rocked around
 the clock to find out what Richie and the gang have been
 up to since the classic 1974-'84 sitcom left the airwaves.
 You can learn the fate of the 'Happy Days' stars by clicking
 on the above source.

Subj:     Welcome Back Kotter: Where Are They Now? (S600)
          From: Television.aol.com on 7/14/2008
Photo from Everett Collection
 Source: (Removed from television.aol.com/photos)
 Before John Travolta was a big-time movie star, he was
 underachieving Sweathog Vinnie Barbarino in the hit sitcom
 'Welcome Back, Kotter' (1975-79).  With a movie in the works
 starring Ice Cube as Mr. K., it's a perfect time to welcome
 back the original 'Kotter' crew and see where they've been
 since they dropped out of prime time.  You can read the
 details by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     We Wish You A Merry Christmas (S569d)
          From: tom on 12/15/2007 (in Christmas1)
 On the Jay Leno's Tonight Show, a man plays 'We Wish You
 A Merry Christmas' by bouncing tennis balls on a keyboard.
 Click 'HERE' to play.

Subj:     Celebrity Wax Figures (S585)
          From: AOL Music on 4/7/2008
..........Source (Removed from music.aol.com)
  Records aren't the only things music stars immortalize in
 wax.  Check out wax figure comparisons -- some creepy, some
 downright uncanny! -- of Miley Cyrus, Beyonce and more.
 You can view these 19 stars and wax figures by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Casablanca In A PowerPoint (S585)
          From: darrellvip on 4/6/2008
 This 4,100 KB PowerPoint Show will wisk you through
 this wonderful movie.  Click 'HERE' to view it.

Subj:     Four Funny Commercials (S577b,dwmv)
          From: aldavito on 1/28/2008
 Source: http://jokelibrary.net/xOtherAtoM/g_to_m/movies_etc-supp2-comm.wmv
 You can view these four funny commercials as a WMV video
 by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Lord Of The Rings Parody (S567d)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 10/29/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/8Uztj3vp-RI
 This 2,800 KB video features Jack Black in the MTV Video
 Awards' parody.  It is dirty but cute.  You can view it
 by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Writers' Strike (S566c)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 11/26/2007
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view this cute cartoon by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Contortionist (S552b,d in Other-Occup)
          From: ginafm on 8/16/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/90By5VSaWR4
 This contortionist (slangenjongen) on America's
 Got Talent will make you cringe with pain.  You
 can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:.....Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog, At The Tonys
          From: YouTube.com on 8/16/2007 (S552b,d)
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/1yWUFeDk1gg
 (Click on 'Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog' for other videos)
 You can watch Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog, at the Tonys
 by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Star Wars Premier In New York City (S551d)
          From: YouTube.com on 8/11/2007 (in ST1)
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/1RGohIKxc9M
 (Click on 'Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog' for other videos)
 Conan O'Brien's "Insult Comic Dog" interviews nerds
 standing in line for the world premier of Star Wars
 Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones on May 16,2002 in
 New York City.    You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Paul Potts Sings Opera (S550d in Englishman)
          From: samhutkins on 8/5/2007
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/1k08yxu57NA
 Paul Potts, a mobile phone salesman from South Wales,
 sings Nessun dorma on UK talent show "Britain's got
 Talent" featuring Simon Cowell as a judge.  You can
 view it by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Four Jay Leno Interviews (S549c,d)
          From: rfslick on 7/21/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/Gr919A6z2wc
 These are four fake interviews Jay Leno has on the Tonight
 Show with O.J. Simpson, Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and
 Michael Jackson.  The interviews are well done and very
 funny. You can view them by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     On the Street Where You Live (S548b,d)
          From: Media @ Large on 7/18/2007 (in Mus-Supp)
Picture from Damav.com
 Source: https://www.youtube.com/embed/I57BVLgtUvk
 This song from Broadway musical 'My Fair Lady' was sung
 by the character Freddy Eynsford-Hill in the 1964 movie.
 The character Freddy was portrayed by the British actor
 Jeremy Brett. His singing voice for the film was dubbed
 by Bill Shirley, an American singer-actor. You can enjoy
 it by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     The Past And Black and White TV (S547)
          From: rfslick on 7/7/2007
 This trip down memory lane is a little bit disjointed,
 but still quite pleasant.  You can see it by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     South Park On Wheel Of Fortune (S543c,d)
          From: edapsmas on 6/14/2007
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/HuvLUhuo52w
 As always. this South Park skit is crude, inappropriate,
 racially offensive, and yet I find it funny and post it
 on my web site. Clicking 'HERE'. if you are as juvenile
 as me.

Subj:     Audrey Hepburn's "Beauty Tips" (S535)
          From: darrell94590 on 4/20/2007
Photo from PosterShop...
 This web page is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when
 asked to share her "beauty tips."  It was read at her funeral
 years later.  You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Fred Astaire Tap Dancing (S534d)
          From: darrell94590 on 4/17/2007
..........At: http://www.youtube.com/embed/DWW6QeeVzDc
 This is the last of the big black and white production
 numbers staring Eleanor Powell and Fred Astaire.  It
 featured Cole Porter's music and direction of Norman
 Taurog.  It all seemed to come together in this
 Broadway melody of 1940.  You will never see incredible
 tap dancing like this again. Clicking 'HERE'. to see
 this wonderful video clip.

Subj:     Defense Against The Dark Arts (S533)
          From: Entertainment Weekly
          in the April6,2007 Issue
 Can you place the first six professors of Defense Against
 the Dark Arts from Hogwarts School in the Harry Potter
 movies in chronological order?  You can view a picture
 of the six professors by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Movie Start, Then And Now - PPS (S531c)
          From: edapsmas on 3/28/2007
 Ars longa, vita brevis, occasio praeceps, experimentum
    periculosum, iudicium difficile.
 Art is long, life is short, opportunity is fleeting,
    experiments are perilous, judgment is difficult.
 You can view this Power Point Show by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Eddie Haskell, The Beaver, And Wally
          From: darrell94590 on 3/17/2007 (S530c)
 You can see this modern picture of these 50's stars
 by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     World's Most Dangerous Comedian (S528d)
          From: darrell94590 on 2/28/2007
..........At: https://www.youtube.com/embed/vGo1R38To6k
 This is the America's Got Talent juggling act of Mark Faje.
 He is trying to throw a bowling bowl on the side of his head
 with steak knifes, fire and a black emporia scorpian down
 his pants. Click 'HERE' to view this silly, stupid, scary act.

Subj:     FCCFU (S517b,d)
..........From: JOELFALLON on 12/11/06
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/L_YRnmNeeT4
 This video is a text message about FCC censorship of TV.
 You can view it by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     The Land of Sandra Dee - Poem (S509c)
          From: darrell94590 on 10/23/2006
Picture from RTV Slovenija
 You can read the poem, see the pictures, and remember the
 fifties by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:     Mae West Quotation (S494c)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 7/10/2006
 Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
 You can view this Mae West quotation by clicking 'HERE'.

Subj:    A True Lone Ranger Story (S546d in Cowboy2)
          From: Stupidity.org on 7/1/2007
Photo from Paul ? Sue's Hoempage
 Source: http://www.youtube.com/embed/KFabfnfhIaY
 While Jay Thomas is on the Late Show with David Letterman,
 he tells a true Lone Ranger story.  This is very funny
 stuff.  You can see this video by clicking 'HERE'.

From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 2/21/2007 (S527b)
 "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly,
  and lie about your age."  -- Lucille Ball

From: LABLaughs.com on 4/11/2007 (S536b)
 "The less secure a man is, the more likely he is
  to have extreme prejudices."  -- Clint Eastwood

From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 5/28/2007 (S542b)
 "I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts.
  But I can't stop eating peanuts."  -- Orson Welles

From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 6/23/2007 (S545b)
 "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be
  necessary from time to time to give a stupid or
  misinformed beholder a black eye."  -- Miss Piggy

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..........................Byes from Imogenelumen on 8/8/04