(Includes 36 jokes and articles, 16757n,22,cf)
Space Ships from
AGAG Animation Gallery
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Star Trek and Space Jokes 1
(Includes 36 jokes and articles, 16757n,22,cf) |
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Space Ships from AGAG Animation Gallery |
Also see ALIENS file - 'Crop
Circles Decoded'
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'How
To Greet Aliens
BEER1 file - 'Beer
In Space'
CHRISTMAS3 - 'The
Night Before Christmas On The Enterprise'
FACTS2 file - 'US
Standard Railroad Gauge'
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'Moonwalker'
FACTS3 file - 'The
Astronaut Pen'
FART file - 'Star
Trek's Gaseous Cloud'
INDIAN file - 'Navajo
Wisdom'
LAWYER1 file - 'Lawyer
Astronaut'
MATH2 file - 'Ripley's
Believe It Or Not!'
MATH4-SUPP - 'PUZZLE
- Space Patrol'
PROGRAMMER - 'How
To Hire A Programmer'
RUSSIAN file - 'Russian
Shuttles Equipped w/Shotguns'
WAITER-Waitrs- 'Waitress
Sued Hooters Restaurant'
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Galaxy Song (S670)
Lyrics by Eric Idle From: dawineguy on 11/11/2009 |
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Eric Idle's photo from Last.FM |
Eric Idle, Monty Python player
extraordinaire, wrote
the Galaxy Song for the movie
The Meaning of Life in 1983.
These are three copies of the
song shown with videos.
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Click on Source1, or 'HERE'
for my copy,
to see the song in the original movie. |
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Click on Source2, or 'HERE'
for my copy,
to hear the song in a great video. |
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Click on Source3, or 'HERE'
for my copy,
to hear the song in another great video. |
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Subj:
Time-Lapse Of The Stars (S670)
From: Wimp.com on 11/8/2009 |
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this beautiful time-lapse video
of the stars against the
California mountains.
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| Subj:
Somewhere In Time (S543c)
From: darrell94590 on 6/7/2007 |
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This 2,600 KB movie is a series
of space photos done with Roger
Williams' song "Somewhere in
Time" in the background. It is
wonderfully done. You
can see it at the source above, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj:
Inside the Space Station (S582)
From: darrellvip on 3/20/2008 |
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Subj: Pres.
Bush Explains Star Trek (S323b)
From: RFSlick on 4/6/2003
The Iraqi Ambassador to the UN
has just finished giving
a speech, and walks out into
the lobby where he meets
President George W. Bush.
They shake hands and, after
a brief chat about world affairs,
the Iraqi says, "I
have a question that I think
perhaps you can answer."
President Bush says, "Well, I'm
not the sharpest knife
in the drawer, but I'll do my
best."
The Iraqi ambassador continues,
"My son watches this
show 'Star Trek' and in it there
are Russians, Blacks,
and Asians, but never any Arabs.
He is very upset.
He doesn't understand why there
are never any Arabs in
Star Trek."
President Bush laughs, leans
toward the Iraqi, and
whispers, "It's because it takes
place in the future...."
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| Subj:
Star Wars Premier In New York City (S551)
From: YouTube.com on 8/11/2007 Picture
from YouTube...
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Conan O'Brien's "Insult Comic
Dog" interviews nerds
standing in line for the world
premier of Star Wars
Episode 2 - Attack of the Clones
on May 16,2002 in
New York City.
You can view it at the source
above, or on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj:
Space Toilets (S561, S751 in Bathroom Supp)
From: ginafm on 10/20/2007 and From: Tom on 6/3/2011 |
This movie will teach you how
space toilets work, and
where shooting stars come from?
You can view it at
the source above, or on my web
site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: What
if Mr. Data were Microsoft Windows Compatible?
From: smiles on 98-10-17
WORF: Captain, there are three
Romulan warships uncloaking
dead ahead.
PICARD: On screen.
[The main viewing screen
changes to a pattern of horizontal
lines, each only a single
pixel wide.]
PICARD: Data, what's wrong here?
DATA: Captain, the main viewscreen
does not have sufficient
video
memory to display an image of this size. May I
suggest
that you select a lower resolution?
PICARD: Make it so.
[The screen blanks, and
then an image appears, with big,
blocky square pixels.
Three objects appear in the center,
which could be Romulan
warbirds, but which actually look
more like the aliens
in Space Invaders.]
PICARD: Data, open a hailing channel to the Romulans.
DATA: Aye, sir.
[Data picks up an hourglass
from the floor beside him,
turns it over, and places
it on the console in front of
him. He punches
some buttons on the console and sits
motionless for several
seconds. A flash of light
blossoms from one of
the Romulan ships on the viewscreen.]
WORF: Incoming plasma torpedo, Captain!
PICARD: Shields up!
DATA: I'm sorry, Captain, but
I am still attempting to
complete your last instruction. I must ask you to
wait until I have finished before you issue your next
command.
PICARD: What on earth do you mean?
Data, this is *important*!
I want those shields up *right now*.
DATA: I'm sorry, Captain, but
I am still attempting to
complete your last instruction. I must ask you to wait
until I have finished before you issue your next command.
LAFORGE: Allow me, captain. [to Data] Control-alt-delete, Data.
[Data removes the hourglass
from the console,
and returns it to the
floor.]
DATA: The Romulans are not responding
to my hails. Press my
nose to cancel and return to Windows. Pull my left
ear to close this communications channel which is not
responding. You will lose any information sent by the
Romulans.
[LaForge pulls Data's left ear.]
PICARD: Shields...
[There is a tremendous
explosion. The bridge shakes
violently, and all
the crew members are thrown to the
floor. A shower
of sparks erupts from Wesley Crusher's
station at the helm,
throwing Wesley back away from the
console.]
PICARD: Up, Data!
DATA: Aye, sir.
RIKER: All decks, damage report!
WORF: Captain, Ensign Crusher
is injured. He appears to
be unconscious.
[Data picks up the hourglass
again, places it on his
console, and punches
some more buttons. He waits a few
seconds, then puts the
hourglass back on the floor.]
DATA: Shields are now up, captain.
PICARD: And not a moment too
soon. Worf, lock all phasers
on the lead Romulan ship.
WORF: Aye, sir.
[He punches buttons on the weapons console.]
PICARD: Mr. Data, take the helm, and prepare for evasive action.
DATA: I am sorry, sir, but I
do not have the proper device
driver installed for that console.
PICARD: Well, damn it, install the right one.
DATA: Please insert Setup Implant #1 in my right nostril.
PICARD: Number One, where do we keep Data's setup implants?
RIKER: I left them with Geordi.
LAFORGE: [in a surprised voice]
What!!? I thought you
still had them!
PICARD: Data, don't you have
device drivers stored in your
internal memory?
DATA: Not found, sir. Please
insert Setup Implant #1 in
my right nostril.
PICARD: Data, I don't *have* Setup Implant #1.
DATA: Not ready reading right nostril. Abort, Retry, Fail?
PICARD: Abort!
DATA: Not ready reading right nostril. Abort, Retry, Fail?
PICARD: Well, fail, then!
DATA: Current nose is no longer valid.
[Data walks over to the
helm, and presses several buttons.
The ship lurches, the
images of the Romulan warships
suddenly shift to one
side of the viewscreen, and a high-
pitched whining noise
is heard coming from somewhere else
in the ship.]
LAFORGE: [alarmed] Data, what the hell are you doing?
PICARD: Number One, do we have
a customer service number
for Data?
RIKER: Yes sir, but last time
I tried to call them, I got
put on hold for two hours before I was able to talk
to anyone. And that person wasn't knowledgeable
about androids of Data's model. She specialized in
industrial control robots.
[Suddenly, the lights
all go out, the viewscreen goes
blank, and all the usual
noise of fans, motors, and so
on whines to a halt.
After a few seconds, the red
emergency lights come
on. Data is standing by the
console, absolutely motionless.]
PICARD: What's going on?
LAFORGE: [checking the helm console]
Lieutenant Data has
caused a General Protection Violation in the warp
engine core.
PICARD: These androids look really
sharp, but you can't
really do anything with them.
[The shimmer of the transporter
effect appears, and six
Romulans in full battle
dress materialize on the bridge.
A seventh figure, a Ferengi,
appears moments later.]
FERENGI: [with a mercenary grin]
Can I interest you in a
Macintosh, Captain?
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Space Wander (S485)
From: igiggle on 5/5/2006 Source: http://www.spacewander.com/ |
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This is a 12 minute movie of
a trip through space. You can
view it at the source above,
or on my web site by clicking
'HERE'.
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Subj:
Locking Your Keys Inside (S616b)
From: darrellvip on 10/30/2008 |
This cute, short movie discusses
what is worse than
locking your keys in the car.
Click 'HERE' to view it.
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Subj: Star
Trek Lost Episodes Transcript.
[Picard]
"Mr. LaForge, have you
had any success with your attempts
at finding a weakness
in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you
been able to access their
command pathways?"
[Geordi]
"Yes, Captain.
In fact, we found the answer by searching
through our archives
on late Twentieth-century computing
technology."
[Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.]
[Riker looks puzzled.]
"What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"
[Data turns to answer.]
"Allow me to explain.
We will send this program, for some
reason called 'Windows',
through the Borg command pathways.
Once inside their root
command unit, it will begin consuming
system resources at an
unstoppable rate."
[Picard]
"But the Borg have the
ability to adapt. Won't they alter
their processing systems
to increase their storage capacity?"
[Data]
"Yes, Captain. But when
'Windows' detects this, it creates
a new version of itself
known as an 'upgrade'. The use of
resources increases exponentially
with each iteration. The
Borg will not be able
to adapt quickly enough. Eventually
all of their processing
ability will be taken over and none
will be available for
their normal operational functions."
[Picard]
"Excellent work.
This is even better than that 'unsolvable
geometric shape' idea."
.. . . 15 Minutes Later . . .
[Data]
"Captain, We have successfully
installed the 'Windows' in
the command unit and,
as expected, it immediately consumed
85% of all resources.
We however have not received any
confirmation of the expected
'upgrade'."
[Geordi]
"Our scanners have picked
up an increase in Borg storage
and CPU capacity to compensate,
but we still have no
indication of an 'upgrade'
to compensate for their increase."
[Picard]
"Data, scan the history
banks again and determine if there
is something we have
missed."
[Data]
"Sir, I believe there
is a reason for the failure in the
'upgrade'. Apparently
the Borg have circumvented that part
of the plan by not sending
in their registration cards.
[Riker]
"Captain, we have no
choice. Requesting permission to begin
emergency escape sequence
3F . . ."
[Geordi, excited]
"Wait, Captain I just
detected their CPU capacity has suddenly
dropped to 0% !"
[Picard]
"Data, what do your scanners
show?"
[Data]
"Apparently the Borg
have found the internal 'Windows' module
named 'Solitaire' and
it has used up all the CPU capacity."
[Picard]
"Let's wait and see how
long this 'solitaire' can reduce
their functionality."
.. . . Two Hours Pass . . .
[Riker]
"Geordi, what's the status
on the Borg?"
[Geordi]
"As expected the Borg
are attempting to re-engineer to
compensate for increased
CPU and storage demands, but each
time they successfully
increase resources I have setup our
closest deep space monitor
beacon to transmit more 'windows'
modules from something
called the 'Microsoft fun-pack'.
[Picard]
"How much time will that
buy us ?"
[Data]
"Current Borg solution
rates allow me to predicate an
interest time span of
6 more hours."
[Geordi]
"Captain, another vessel
has entered our sector."
[Picard]
"Identify."
[Data]
"It appears to have markings
very similar to the 'Microsoft'
logo" [Over the speakers]
"THIS IS ADMIRAL
BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT FLAGSHIP MONOPOLY.
WE HAVE POSITIVE
CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS
SECTOR. SURRENDER
ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY TROUBLE.
YOU HAVE ten SECONDS"
[Data]
"The alien ship has just
opened its forward hatches and
released thousands of
humanoid shaped objects."
[Picard]
"Magnify forward viewer
on the alien craft"
[Riker]
"Good God captain! Those
are humans floating straight toward
the Borg ship with no
life support suits! How can they
survive the tortures
of deep space ?!"
[Data]
"I don't believe that
those are humans sir, if you will look
closer I believe you
will see that they are carrying something
recognized by twenty-first
century man as doe-skin leather
briefcases, and wearing
Armani suits"
[Riker and Picard together horrified]
"Lawyers !!"
[Geordi]
"It can't be. All
the Lawyers were rounded up and sent
hurtling into the sun
in 2017 during the Great Awakening."
[Data]
"True, but apparently
some must have survived."
[Riker]
"They have surrounded
the Borg ship and are covering it
with all types of papers."
[Data]
"I believe that is known
in ancient vernacular as 'red
tape'. It often
proves fatal."
[Riker]
"They're tearing the
Borg to pieces !"
[Picard]
"Turn off the monitors.
I can't stand to watch, not even
the Borg deserve that."
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Subj: Monty
Comic on Star Trek (S405b)
by Jim Meddick on October 18,2004
At: http://www.comics.com/comics/monty/archive/monty-20041018.html
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| Subj:
Power Of Ten (S548b in Science1)
From: AFine963 on 7/9/2007 |
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Subj: Why
Captain Kirk is Better Than Captain Picard
Top One Hundred Reasons Why Captain
Kirk is Better
Than Captain Picard
100. Kirk is a leader, not a
follower.
99. Kirk never really got into
that kinky "Jumpsuit" look.
98. Kirk has sex more than
once a season.
97. One Word: Hair.
96. Another Word: Pretty-good-looking-can't-see-the-weave-WIG.
95. Kirk can beat up a Klingon
bare-handed.
94. Picard is a French man
with an English accent.
93. Kirk would date Beverly
Crusher -- and damn the consequences!!
92. Kirk never drinks tea.
Ever.
91. Diplomacy for Kirk is a
phaser and a smirk.
90. Kirk would personally throw
Wesley off his bridge.
89. Two words: Shoulder
Roll.
88. Kirk doesn't wear dresses
when admirals arrive for lunch.
87. Kirk once said: "I've got
a belly-ache -- and it's a beauty."
86. Kirk would never sing to
children in a crisis.
85. Kirk can almost drive a
stick shift.
84. Kirk, almost single-handedly,
re-populated the Earth's
whale
population.
83. Kirk says "Prime Directive?
What Prime Directive?"
82. Kirk knows 20th Century
curses.
81. Kirk was NEVER infiltrated
by the Borg and used against
the
Federation.
80. Kirk ate little coloured
cubes and still remained
relatively
healthy.
79. Kirk made do with obviously
low performance technology.
78. Kirk never pretends to
be a barber in order to gain a
tactical
advantage.
77. Kirk wasn't shy about taking
his shirt off
--even
around those pesky Yeomans.
76. Kirk would never waste
a holodeck on something stupid
like
Dixon Hill.
75. Kirk never once stood up
and had to straighten his shirt.
74. One Word: Velour.
73. Kirk can beat a Vulcan
at Chess.
72. When Kirk was Picard's
age, he retired from Admiral
and
took to climbing rocks.
71. When Picard was 37, he
was only Captain of the lowly freighter,
Stargazer.
When Kirk was 37, he was Captain of the
flagship
Enterprise.
70. Kirk liked a good belt
of liquor every now and again.
69. One Word: Iman.
68. Kirk looks good with a
ripped shirt.
67. If Kirk ever met a Ferengi,
he would rip off its head
and
shit down its neck.
66. Kirk says "Shoot first
and wait for retaliation."
65. Kirk's first officer NEVER
tells him to stay on the bridge.
64. Kirk never leaves the room
to bawl somebody out.
63. Kirk doesn't rely on the
wisdom of some dumb old janitor
to
get him out of intergalactic scrapes.
62. Two Words: Funky
Sideburns.
61. Kirk never asks his bartender
for advice.
60. Kirk never once said "Abandon
ship! All hands abandon ship!"
59. Kirk is not politically
correct.
58. Kirk never got "dumped"
by a woman for an intergalactic
busy
body named after a letter of the alphabet.
57. Kirk never wore green tights
and frolicked about in
Sherwood
Forest.
56. If there was ever a Klingon
on Kirk's bridge, Kirk
would
likely be dead.
55. Ever hear of a bar shooter
called "Make it so?" No?
How
about a "Beam me up Scotty" then? See the difference?
54. One Word: Miniskirts.
53. Kirk's girlfriends always
look good in soft light.
52. Kirk never went anywhere
without a whole bunch of guys
in
red shirts.
51. Kirk's first officer didn't
play some wimpy instrument
like
the trombone.
50. Kirk had more dates than
his first officer.
49. The extent of Kirk's knowledge
of Klingon vocabulary
can
be roughly translated as "GO F*CK YOURSELF."
48. If something doesn't speak
English -- it's toast.
47. Kirk wasn't some prissy
archaeology fan.
46. Picard's middle name isn't
tough or awe-inspiring
like
Tiberius is.
45. If Kirk finds a strange
spinning probe, he blows it up.
44. Picard never met Joan Collins.
43. Picard flunked his entrance
exams to Starfleet.
42. Picard hasn't fathered
any children; Kirk -- probably
millions.
41. Kirk has a cool phaser
-- not some pansy Braun mix-master.
40. Two Words: Line Delivery.
39. Picard grew up on a quaint
little French vineyard,
squishing
grapes (need I say more?)
36. Kirk is not put off by
green skin.
35. Kirk knows how to deal
with peace loving hippy goofs.
34. Kirk once fought a Greek
god. And won.
33. Kirk barely asks for suggestions.
And if he does,
he
asks Spock only.
32. Kirk doesn't let the doctor
tell him what to do.
31. One Word: Fisticuffs.
30. Kirk's name is hated throughout
the galaxy.
29. Kirk appreciates Shakespeare,
but he doesn't let it show.
28. You can never lock up Kirk
for very long.
27. Kirk's eulogies can actually
make you cry.
26. Kirk plays god with lesser
cultures, ? then exploits
them
for resources.
25. Kirk's son would never
drop out to become a musician.
24. Kirk can climb up a Jeffries
Tube and fix anything.
23. Kirk never hired an engineer
with punk glasses.
22. The Klingons didn't have
a word for surrender -- until
they
met Kirk.
21. Kirk's bridge is not beige.
20. Two Words: Crane
Shots.
19. Picard likes wimpy violin
music -- and coerces Data
into
playing it.
18. Picard allows cats on board,
while Kirk beams
away
even really cute things, like Tribbles.
17. Kirk is a cultural icon
-- Picard is just some guy
who's
really nice.
16. Kirk specifically ordered
a swivel LA-Z-BOY for the bridge.
15. Kirk would never touch
SYNTHAHOL.
14. Kirk looks distinguished
in reading glasses
--
and nobody dares to call him "four eyes."
13. Kirk can infiltrate Gangsters,
Nazis, and even the
Pentagon
-- easily.
12. Picard likes painting nudes,
for art's sake.
11. When Kirk doesn't trust
the Romulans, he fires at them.
When
Picard doesn't trust the Romulans, he gets fired at.
10. Kirk never once, ever,
wore a wiener wrapping Speedo
banana
hammock on shore leave.
9. Kirk never gets his
command codes locked out by some
pimply
ensign.
8. Kirk doesn't test
the engines -- he just fires them up.
7. When Kirk says "Boldly
Go," he MEANS it.
6. Three Words:
Flying Leg Kick
5. Picard's crew would
never ever think of him as a sexual
object.
4. Kirk traveled through
The Great Barrier, met God, and
wasn't
even impressed.
3. Kirk's bedroom is
a passion pit with electric sheets.
2. Kirk would never let
his Chief of Security wear a ponytail.
1. One Word: Balls.
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Subj:
Shuttle and Space Station Put on Show (S544)
By Joe Rao From: AOL News on 6/19/2007 |
Skywatchers Can See Tandem of
Atlantus and the Space Station
with the naked eye. These
thirteen photos show some of their
events. You can view them
at the sources above, or on my
web site by clicking 'HERE'.
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Star Trek Impacts Space Travel (S557)
By Stanley Newman From: Contra Costa Times on 9/19/2007 |
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Picture from
Epinions.com |
This newspaper column discusses
Dr. Mae Jemison's first
flight in 1990 aboard a space
shuttle. You can read
the column on my web site by
clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Dr Seuss
on Star Trek: the Next Generation (S289)
From: Cypriot on 8/16/2002
If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek:
the Next Generation...
By Dave Fuller
Picard:
Sigma Indri, that's the star,
So, Data, please, how far? How far?
Data:
Our ship can get there very fast
But still the trip will last and last
We'll have two days 'til we arrive
But can the Indrans there survive?
Picard: LaForge, please give us factor nine.
LaForge: But, sir, the engines are offline!
Picard:
Offline! But why? I want to go!
Please make it so, please make it so!
Riker:
But sir, if Geordi says we can't,
We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't,
The danger here is far too great!
Picard: But surely we must not be late!
Troi: I'm sensing anger and great ire.
Computer: Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!
Picard:
The ship's on fire? How could this be?
Who lit the fire?
Riker: Not me...
Worf: Not me!
Picard: Computer, how long 'til we die?
Computer: Eight minutes left to say goodbye.
Data:
May I suggest a course to take?
We could, I think, quite safely make
Extinguishers from tractor beams
And stop the fire, or so it seems...
Geordi:
Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day!
Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!
Picard:
Mr. Data, thank you much.
You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.
Troi: We still must save the Indran planet --
Data: Which (by the way) is made of granite...
Picard:
Enough, you android. Please desist.
We understand -- we get your gist.
But can we get our ship to go?
Please make it so, PLEASE make it so.
Geordi:
There's sabotage among the wires
And that's what started all the fires.
Riker:
We have a saboteur? Oh, no!
We need to go! We need to go!
Troi:
We must seek out the traitor spy
And lock him up and ask him why?
Worf:
Ask him why? How sentimental.
I say give him problems dental.
Troi:
Are any Romulan ships around?
Have scanners said that they've been found?
Or is it Borg or some new threat
We haven't even heard of yet?
I sense no malice in this crew.
Now what are we supposed to do?
Crusher: Captain,
please, the Indrans need us.
They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!"
I can't just sit and let them die!
A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try!
Picard:
Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.
Crusher: They
may be dead by Tuesday noon.
COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL
BREAK
HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS
TAKE?
Worf:
The saboteur is in the brig.
He's very strong and very big.
I had my phaser set on stun --
A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one!
He would not budge, he would not fall,
He would not stun, no, not at all!
He changed into a stranger form
All soft and purple, round and warm.
Picard:
Did you see this, Mr. Worf?
Did you see this creature morph?
Worf:
I did and then I beat him fairly.
Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.
Riker:
My commendations, Klingon friend!
Our troubles now are at an end!
Crusher: Now
let's get our ship to fly
And orbit yonder Indran sky!
Picard: LaForge, please tell me we can go---
Geordi: Yes, sir, we can...
Picard: Then make it so!
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Subj: Phoebe
Picture (S386)
From: SPACE.com on 6/15/2004
At: http://www.space.com/
This picture comes from an Internet
news site for astronomy
and space enthusiasts.
This is a great site to visit regularly.
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Pictures From The Space Shuttle (S564c)
From: darrellvip on 11/15/2007 |
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These twelve pictures from the
space shuttle are excellent.
You can view them at the source
above, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
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Subj: Star
Wars Christmas (S671)
From: AOL.news on 12/11/2009
Source: http://www.asylum.com/2009/12/11
........./bizarre-greeting-cards-for-any-occasion
Edward Hopper Star Wars: There's
something about combining
Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks"
with Star Wars characters that
perfectly captures the melancholy
of the season.
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An article in the Thursday, February
7 Free Lance-Star
(Fredericksburg, VA) by Michael
Zitz was about an under-
graduate anthropology course
examining episodes of Star
Trek (TOS) for their anthropological
relevance. The
instructor, Professor Margaret
Huber, had noticed that
students who seemed bored and
listless during a review
session for physical anthropology
perked up when she
referred to an old Star Trek
episode to make a point.
The course Anthropology 472:
Anthology of Star Trek
analyzes Star Trek as a mirror
of contemporary American
culture and American attitudes
about other cultures.
There is no dramatic criticism,
film criticism, or
literary criticism involved,
the focus is to teach the
class to look at the episodes
with an anthropologist's
eye. The 22 episodes chosen
for this class all demon-
strate how American popular
culture has led to a mixture
of fact and fiction. One
example used is "The Paradise
Syndrome", in which Captain
Kirk is stranded on an Earth-
like planet that has produced
a civilization similar
to that of Native Americans
before the intrusion of the
white man.
The anthropological point of
this episode is that American
popular culture portrays all
Native Americans as Plains
Indians, and that has resulted
in a mish-mash of dwellings,
dress, rites, and symbols in
the Star Trek episode.
The instructor cautions that
this is not a course for those
students looking for an easy
A but a real anthropology
course that uses material that
many of today's college
students are already familiar
with to examine anthropological
theory.
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Subj:
The Shuttle "Behind The Scenes" (S568b)
From: rfslick on 12/7/2007 |
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(S623b)
by John Graziano From: Comics.com on 12/17/2008 |
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Click on the button below
for the solution and other planetary facts. ....... |
| Subj:
Dancing Yoda (S641b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 4/15/2009 |
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This is pretty dumb unless you
are a big Star Wars fan.
Click on the above source, or
'HERE'for
my file copy,
to see this hip hop Yoda.
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Subj:
Baspock Obama Cartoon (S641b)
By Stuart Carlson From: WashingtonPost.com on 5/11/2009 |
Click 'HERE' to see this Carlson Political Cartoon.
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| Subj:
Rugrats Comic Strips (S644b)
by Nickelodeon From: Creator.com on 5/14/3009 |
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Click 'HERE' to see these cute comic strips about space.
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