Subj: Patent And Copyrights Jokes
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Subj: Patent And Copyrights Jokes (Includes 13 jokes and articles,06786,2,cf) |
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Subj:
Modern Furniture (S786)
From: Wimp.com on 2/6/2012 Photo from YouTube.com |
These new furniture creations
are amazing. Click on
either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this
great, but sometimes fuzzy video.
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Subj: The
Work Of The Invernor (S234)
Quote by Francis Bacon
From: the book "The Light of Other Days", page 307
By Arthur C. Clark, published by TOR (c) 2000
"The good effects wrought by
founders of cities, law-givers,
fathers of the people, extirpators
of tyrants, and heroes
of that class, extend but for
short times: whereas the work
of the Inventor, though a thing
of less pomp and show, is
felt everywhere and lasts forever."
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Subj: U.S.Patent
Office And The Apple (S207, S622b)
After patiently waiting for hours,
a man is let into the U.S.
Patent Office to a demonstration
of his new invention. "What
do you have to show me," the
officer asks. The inventor
pulls a red apple from his pocket
and hands it to the patent
officer. Shaking his head
in the patent officer informs the
man that an apple is hardly
a new invention.
"You don't understand," the man
says. "This is a special
hybrid that I have developed
myself. Take a bite out of it
and tell me what you think."
The patent officer, unsure but
curious, takes a bite out of
the apple.
"Big deal," he says. "It tastes like an apple."
"Turn it around and take another
bite," says the inventor.
The officer takes a bite out
of other side and his expression
turns to disbelief. "I
don't belive it," he says. "It has
the taste and texture of an
orange. The inventor throws the
officer another apple. "here,
try this one." This time the
officer says that it tastes
like a peach. The inventor
eagerly asks him to turn it
around and take a bite out of the
other side. The officer does
so and is rewarded with the
taste of bananna.
"This is a great invention. "it's
too bad that you can't make
one that tastes like Pussy!"
The inventor smiles and reaches
into his pocket, producing another
apple. "Try it," he says.
The officer takes a bite and
his face contorts horribly. "That
tastes like shit!" he yells.
"Turn it around," laughs the inventor.
Second version
There's this inventor who was
experimenting with making an
apple that tastes like something
else. So, he makes an
apple that tastes like a Candy
bar. He asks his brother
to try it. His brother
goes, "whooah! This tastes exactly
like a candy bar, but I don't
think people will buy it,
they'll just buy a candy bar
instead. So the next day he
makes an apple that tastes like
a steak. He gives it to
his brother. "This tastes
exactly like a steak but I don't
think people will go for it,
they'll just buy a steak
instead," his brother replied.
So the next day he makes an
apple that tastes like a women.
His brother tries it and
says, "This is gross, it tastes
like shit!" The inventor
says "Oh yeah, turn it around!"
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Bud Light Institute (S578)
From: sfo_pilot on 2/11/2008 (in Drinking-Beer2) |
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This Bud Light commercial explains
who invented many of
America's activities for women.
Click 'HERE'
to see it.
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Subj: Two
Amazing Website Patents (S277)
From: jerry on 5/19/2002
Wouldn't it be really stupid
if the U.S Patent and Trademark
office awarded someone a patent
which says that using text
and graphics on a commercial
website is a new and unique use
and that any company that has
text and graphics on their
website should now pay a licensing
fee? And wouldn't it be
just as stupid if they awarded
a patent to someone which
says that using a website to
conduct business is a new use
and that websites should now
start paying licensing fees to
do this?
I've got bad news for my fellow
Americans. Your government
is this stupid.
The U.S. Patent and Trademark
office has awarded patents
5,576,951 and 6,289,319 to PanIP
Corporation giving them
these exclusive rights.
And PanIP has not wasted any time
filing lawsuits against 11 small
companies to set a
precedent from which to launch
other suits. PanIP wants
$30,000 from each site, something
considered by these sites
to be extortion.
According to DICKSON SUPPLY CO
INC (http://www.dicksonsupply.
com), one of the unfortunate
companies named in the suit,
a protracted patent battle would
cost them about $1 million
so from a business perspective
it would be cheaper to pay
the $30,000. But PanIP
picked the wrong company. Dickerson
feels they have an obligation
to society to bury these
patents and will fight PanIP
in court. They are trying to
pool legal resources with the
other 10 named companies in
the suit.
Are you fed up with this stuff?
Spread the word and if
you are an American, contact
your government representatives.
PanIP pulled their website, probably
to avoid hearing from
enraged people.
You can get more information
about the lawsuits from
http://panipcase.homeip.net
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Subj: Short
Patent And Copyright Jokes
From: Joke-Of-The-Day on 9/27/2001
(S243)
Most of the important things
in the world have been
accomplished by people sho have
kept on trying when
there seemed to be no hope at
all. -- Dale Carnegie
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
From LAWS
file.
The city of San Francisco holds
a copyright on the name “San
Francisco.” It is illegal to
manufacture any item with the
name without first getting permission
from the city. Since
the Supreme Court upheld the
copyright, San Francisco has
had an annual $300 million surplus
every year.
From: TAdams on 1/24/2001 (S208)
There is no limit to what a
man can do or where he can go,
if he doesn't mind who gets
the credit.
-- Ronald R. Reagan
From: LABLaughs.com on 6/27/2002 (S282b)
Everything that can be invented
has been invented.
-- Charles H. Duell,
Commissioner,
U.S.
Office of Patents, 1899
From: LABLaughs.com on 1/10/2003 (S310b)
If you have a rupee and I have
another, and we exchange, we
have one rupee each; if you
have a better idea and I Have
another, and we exchange, we
have two better ideas each.
From: LABLaughs.com on 7/29/2003 (S340b)
The more devices we invent for
dominating nature,
the more we must serve them
if we are to survive.
-- The Revolt of Nature
From: LABLaughs.com on 10/3/2003 (S349b)
It's relatively simple. If we're
not getting more, better
faster than they are getting
more, better faster, than
we're getting less better or
more worse. -- Tom Peters
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 3/20/2007
(S532b)
You can't solve a problem with
the same kind of thinking
that created it.
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