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(Includes 54 jokes and articles, 08782,52,cf)
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TSA Song By Buck Howdy (S747)
From: gattica30 on 5/10/2011 |
In this video Buck Howdy pokes
back at the TSA's poking
and prodding. HELP YOU MAKE
IT TO YOUR FLIGHT is available
in the iTunes store. Click
on the above source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see and hear
this very funny song.
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Twilight Landing At LAX (Cockpit View)
From: Wimp.com on 1/30/2011 (S733) Picture
from YouTube.com...
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This is a time-lapse video if
a night landing at LAX Inter-
national Airport. The
song is "Los Angeles" by Sugarcult.
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see this
great four minute movie.
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Terrafugia Transition - First Flight Video (S692b)
From: darrellvip on 4/18/2010 |
A Video News Release of the first
flight of the Terrafugia
Transition. The Transition
achieved first flight on March
5th, 2009 in Plattsburgh, NY.
The Transition is a roadable
aircraft, or more commonly referred
to by the public as a
"flying car".
Click 'HERE' to see the video and ten still photos.
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Russian Fighter SU-30MK (S689)
From: darrellvip on 3/30/2010 Photo from
AirForce-Technology.com...
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Russia now has best fighter plane
in the world, SU-30UK
Vectored Thrust with Canards.
As you watch this airplane,
look at the canards moving along
side of, and just below
the canopy rail. The "canards"
are the Small wings forward
of the main wings. The
smoke and contrails provide a sense
of the actual flight path, sometimes
in reverse direction.
This video is of an in-flight
demonstration flown by the
Russian's 30MK fighter aircraft.
You will not believe what
you are about to see.
The fighter can stall from high speed,
stopping forward motion in seconds.
(full stall). Then it
demonstrates an ability to descend
tail first without causing
a compressor stall. It
can also recover from a flat spin in
less than a minute. These
maneuver capabilities don't exist
in any other aircraft in the
world today. Take a look at the
these two videos with the sound
up.
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Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuNd8tKm0UA
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Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ_Bb175_oQ?feature=related
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Airplane Toilet Paper Experiment (S688b)
From: Wimp.com on 3/23/2010 Photo from YouTube.com |
Click on either source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to see
this cute, short experiment.
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F-35B STOVL Flight (S616)
From: darrellvip on 10/28/2008 Picture
from Wikipedia.org...
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The F-35 "Lightning II" Joint
Strike Fighter (JSF) is a
stealth, supersonic, fighter-bomber
which can carry
multiple heavy bombs and takeoff
vertically. Click 'HERE'
to see three movies about this
amazing aircraft.
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Subj: Priest
And A Hair Dryer On A Plane (S615b, S766)
From: ginafm on 10/22/2008
and
From: virv on 9/18/2011
Getting a hairdryer through customs...
A distinguished young woman on
a flight from Ireland asked
the Priest beside her, 'Father,
may I ask a favor?' 'Of
course, child. What may
I do for you?'
Well, I bought an expensive woman's
electronic hair dryer
for my mother's birthday that
is unopened and well over
the Customs limits, and I'm
afraid they'll confiscate it.
Is there any way you could carry
it through customs for me?
Under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear,
but I must warn you: I
will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down
to my waist, I have nothing to
declare.'
The official thought this answer
strange, so asked, 'And
what do you have to declare
from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument
designed to be used on a
woman, but which is, to date,
unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the official
said, 'Go ahead, Father.
Next!'
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Lost Luggage (S555b in Australian)
From: edbabcock on 8/27/2007 Photo from Yahoo Video |
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Subj: Free
Exchange Flight (S494c)
From: igiggle on 7/14/2006
My boyfriend and I were both
out of town on business for the
day, and we had agreed to meet
for drinks back in Charlotte,
NC., when we returned that evening.
But when I went to the
Atlanta airport to catch my
flight home, bad weather had
played havoc with flight schedules.
I decided to accept
Delta's offer of a free flight
in exchange for delaying my
return.
I phoned my boyfriend's house
and left a message canceling
our date and asking him to please
phone me that night in
Atlanta at the Ramada Inn, Room
236. He never called. The
next morning I flew back home
and found a message on my
answering machine. "Hi,
it's me," my boyfriend's voice said.
"I won't be able to make it
tonight after all. My connector
flight was overbooked and I
gave up my seat for a free ticket.
I'm stuck in Atlanta.
Call me when you get in. I'm at the
Ramada, Room 136." ~~
Reader's Digest
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B29-X1 Model Planes (S533b)
From: darrell94590 on 4/3/2007 |
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These are cool model airplanes.
The B-29 is carrying and will
drop the X1 plane tucked under
its wing. This 15,600 KB film
is too big for my web site.
Please go to the source above to
view this interesting hobby.
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Subj: I Wish
You Enough (S527)
From: darrell94590 on 2/25/2007
Recently I overheard a mother
and daughter in their last
moments together at the airport.
They had announced the
departure. Standing near
the security gate, they hugged
and the mother said, "I love
you and I wish you enough".
The daughter replied, "Mom,
our life together has been
more than enough. Your love
is all I ever needed. I
wish you enough, too, Mom".
They kissed and the daughter
left. The mother walked
over to the window where I was
seated. Standing there
I could see she wanted and needed
to cry. I tried not
to intrude on her privacy but
she welcomed me in by
asking, "Did you ever say good-bye
to someone knowing it
would be forever?". "Yes,
I have," I replied. "Forgive
me for asking , but why is this
a forever good-bye?".
"I am old and she lives so far
away. I have challenges
ahead and the reality is - the
next trip back will be
for my funeral," she said.
"When you were saying good-
bye, I heard you say, 'I wish
you enough'. May I ask
what that means?".
She began to smile. "That's a
wish that has been handed
down from other generations.
My parents used to say it
to everyone".
She paused a moment and looked
up as if trying to remember
it in detail and she smiled
even more. "When we said, 'I
wish you enough', we were wanting
the other person to have
a life filled with just enough
good things to sustain them".
Then turning toward me, she shared
the following as if she
were reciting it from memory.
I wish you enough sun to keep
your attitude bright
I wish y ou enough rain to appreciate
the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness
to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that
the smallest joys in life
appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy
your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate
all that you possess.
I wish you enough hellos to
get you through the final good-bye.
She then began to cry and walked
away. They say it takes a
minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then
an entire life to forget them.
TAKE TIME TO LIVE.....
To all my friends and loved ones,
I WISH YOU ENOUGH.
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Ameriquest's Airlines Commercial (S585c)
From: tom on 4/4/2008 |
This is one of Ameriquest's cute
"Maybe It Is Not What
It Looks Like" commercials.
Click 'HERE' to view it.
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Subj: Getting
A Bad Potato On A Flight (S512)
From: Joe at the Bridge Center
True Story
I had a friend who was a stewardess
for Lufthansa. On one
flight she was working one of
the two isles in first class.
Sitting next to the other isle
was a man who constantly
complaining to the other stewardess.
He needed more peanuts,
more champagne, a second pillow,
and every other conceivable
complaint.
Right after his dinner arrived,
he pressed the button for
help from the stewardess again.
When she arrived, he
informed her that this dinner
had a bad potato, and he wanted
a new one. The stewardess
asked him what was wrong with the
potato, but all he would say
is "This is a bad potato, I want
a new one."
After hearing this argument for
close to a minute, my friend
went to her rescue. She
told the first stewardess that she
would handle it.
My friend looked at the angry
man and asked him what was the
problem. The angry man
said again "This is a bad potato, I
want a new one."
My friend asked him what was
wrong with the potato, and was
again told "This is a bad potato,
I want a new one."
My friend answered "I'll take
care of it." She picked up
the potato, and the man's spoon.
She walked down the isle
with the potato in the palm
of one hand, beating the potato
with the spoon in the other
hand, saying "Bad potato" all
the way down the isle.
The angry man had no more complaints during the flight.
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Be Careful Where You Parasurf (S596)
From: LABLaughsClean (in Other-Sports) on 6/17/2008 |
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You can view this video is amazing
and scary at the
above source, or on my web site
by clicking 'HERE'.
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Plane Jokes
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Aircraft Slams Into 4 Buildings (S734)
From: tom on 2/1/2011 Photo from Trigon Technology |
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Grandma Got Molested At The Airport (S724)
From: tom on 12/16/2010 (in Christmas-Supp) Drawing
from TimTim.com...
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Hilarious TSA Parody, Sung to
the tune "Grandma Got
Ran Over by a Reindeer".
An original song parody
by Donny Aldridge. He
is a very funny Singer/
songwriter, and political satirist.
Click on either
source, or 'HERE'
for my copy, to hear this funny,
and all too true song.
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Top TSA Bumper Stickers And Slogans (S723)
From: ginafm on 11/22/2010 and From: JOELFALLON on 11/26/2010 |
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Rogers Political Cartoons (S723)
By Rob Rogers From: gattica30 on 11/24/2009 |
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Cebu Pacific FAs Dancing (S716)
From: Wimp.com on 10/8/2010 |
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RC Car, Boat, Plane, Hydro-Foam (S691)
From: Wimp.com on 4/16/2010 |
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Mallard Comic Strip (S680b)
By Bruce Tinsley From: Seattle Post-Intelligencer on 1/24/2009 |
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RC SR-71 Jet w/Real Engines (S677b)
From: Wimp.com on 1/4/2010 Source: http://www.wimp.com/rcjet/ |
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The Red Sparrows (S665b in Englishman)
From: rfslick on 10/1/2009 |
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Beautiful Babes Of WWII (S659b)
From: mauryschu of 8/23/2009 |
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Non Sequitur Cartoon (S657b)
By Wiley Miller From: WashingtonPost.com on 8/9/2009 |
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Subj: Bizarro
Comic Strip (S646b)
By Dan Piraro
From: WashingtonPost.com on 5/25/2009
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/artsandliving
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The Flying McCoys Cartoon (S641c)
by Glenn and Gary McCoy From: GoComics.com on 3/29/2009 |
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K-7 Russian Bomber (S640b in Russian)
From: lubin100 on 4/13/2009
Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalinin_K-7
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In 1930s the Russian army
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Flight Attendant Busts Pre-Flight Rhymes
by Jeff Douglas (S637b) From: BlackVoices.com on 3/28/2009 |
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Animation w/Audio Of Sully's Landing
From: darrellvip on 2/28/2009 (S637c in Pilot-Supp) |
Watch this professional 3D animation
to see for your-
self what really happened.
Click on the above source,
or 'HERE'
for my file copy, to see this excellent
reconstructed.
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1942 Re-mastered Photos (S634b)
From: darrellvip on 3/2/2009 |
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How To Launch A Float Plane (S623c)
From: mauryschu on 12/16/2008 Photo from YouTube.com |
Thought you might like to see
what kind of aviation related
things they do in Prince George,
B.C.. We have all seen
hundreds of float planes come
and go...but bet you haven't
seen one takeoff like this.
You have probably heard in "aviation
lore" about all sorts
of things pilots have attempted
with airplanes. Well, be
prepared to witness one of them.
When a floatplane is
landed on the grass and taken
to the hangar for maintenance,
obviously it has to depart once
again. Landing a floatplane
on grass is easier than becoming
airborne on grass. This
is where "Dolly" comes in.
Put the aircraft on a dolly,
fire it up, tow it down the
runway, and, once a certain
speed is attained, push the
throttle to "Warp Factor 9",
and you are airborne.
Have to give the pilot and truck
driver high marks for
guts. I imagine you only
get one shot at this... notice
the fire truck pursuing them
(nice confidence builder)...
they obviously had a few doubts
themselves.
Click on the above source, or
click 'HERE' to see on my
web site how the good people
at Hill Aircraft Service Ltd.
in Prince George, B.C., accomplish
a "dolly takeoff"!
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Stunt Plane Loses Its Wing (S616c)
From: edapsmas on 10/30/2008 |
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Snopes.com says that this video
is probably a fake.
You can read their report by
clicking
http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/onewing.asp
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Combat Plane's Cockpits (S605)
From: darrellvip on 8/11/2008 Photo from Code One |
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Airline Beauties (S584c)
From: rfslick on 4/1/2008 |
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Subj: Round The World
Saga of the "Pacific Clipper" (S579b)
From: rfslick on 2/20/2008 Drawing from 'The Round The World Saga' |
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Model Plane-Flying Contest (S576b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 1/11/08 |
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F/A-37 (S575b)
From: rfslick on 1/18/2008 |
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New Airport Runway In Portugal (S569c)
From: darrellvip on 12/12/2007 |
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An SR-71 Driver Speaks (S567)
From: rfslick on 12/4/2007 Photo from LoneStarAeroClub |
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SR-71 Blackbird Pilot Brian Shul (S616b)
From: gattica30 on 10/29/2008 Photo from
SR71.net...
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Very Old Fighter Planes (S563c)
From: rfslick on 11/7/2007 |
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The Besler Steam Plane (S562b)
From: mauryschu on 10/31/2007 |
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Unusual Aircraft (S611b)
From: darrellvip on 9/26/2008 |
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Strangers On My Flight (S549)
From: AFine963 on 7/28/2007 Picture
from Animatronics.org
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Fly For Food Sign (S549c)
From: RCCanada on 7/25/2007
Source: http://www.rccanada.ca/bb/viewtopic.php?t=34592
While researching another web
page, I came upon this
small picture that a blogger
uses as a signature on
the above web site. Hope
you like it.
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Boeing's New 787 (S547b)
From: AOL News on 7/8/2007 Picture
from AOL
News...
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New Airplane Cabins (S543c)
From: darrell94590 on 6/6/2007 |
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Festival de Montgolfi?res (S537)
From: RDOBRY on 5/4/2007 |
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Photo from
International de montgolfi?res |
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Global Hawk (S536c)
From: darrell94590 on 4/25/2007 Photo from AirForce-Technology.com |
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Airport Cookies (S535b)
From: darrell94590 on 4/17/2007 |
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Learn To Fly Sign (S528b)
From: gordonschuk on 2/26/07 |
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Photos of the "Boneyard" (S516)
From: darrell94590 on 12/3/2006 |
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C-5 Galaxy Runway Accident (S496c)
From: LABLaughsClean on 7/26/2006 |
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18 Pictures Of The Blue Angels (S488)
From: darrell94590 on 5/30/2006 |
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Paper Airplanes - Nakamura (S546b in Eng3)
From: Origami-Kids.com on 6/30/2007 |
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In The Air (S564b)
From: darrellvip on 11/15/2007 |
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From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 1/26/2007
(S523b)
"If God had really intended
men to fly, he'd make it
easier to get to the airport."
-- George Winters
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