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Subj:.....Four Presidents Visit Oz (S492) 
          From: darrell94590 on 6/30/2006

We're Off to See the Wizard!

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.


They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.


"What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"


Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."


"No Problem" said the Wizard. "Who's next?"

Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."


"Done!" said the Wizard.  "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"

Up stepped Dubya and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."


"No problem!" said the Wizard.  "Consider it done."

Then there is a great silence in the hall.  Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"