Presidents Visit Oz (S492)
From: darrell94590 on 6/30/2006
We're Off to See the Wizard!
United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled
to the land of OZ.
finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
Carter stepped forward timidly and said: "I've come for some courage."
"No Problem" said the Wizard. "Who's next?"
Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."
"Done!" said the Wizard. "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
stepped Dubya and said, "I'm told by the American people that I need a
"No problem!" said the Wizard. "Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.
the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?"