"The most terrifying words in the English language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help."  -- Ronald Reagan 

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."  -- Ronald Reagan 

"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because
the U.S. was too strong."   -- Ronald Reagan 

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take
the civil service examination."  -- Ronald Reagan 

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." 
  -- Ronald Reagan 

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."
  -- Ronald Reagan 

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens:
no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."
  -- Ronald Reagan 

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears
a striking resemblance to the first."  -- Ronald Reagan 
 

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:  If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."  -- Ronald Reagan  "Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."   -- Ronald Reagan "No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.   -- Ronald Reagan  Also see  . . . . . Reagan's Last One-Liner in Political2 and The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.........    -- Ronald Reagan in Political1 The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.   -- Ronald Reagan (1973) in Quotes1

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Also see  . . . . . . . Subj:     Johnny Carson As Ronald Reagan (S690, S805d)              From: dawineguy on 4/7/2010 (in Movies2) Photo from YouTube.com...  Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdPZSwo6FpQ  This skit is based on Abbott and Costello's "Who's On First"  radio broadcast.  But this is better!  Click on the above  source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see this wonderful video. . . Subj:     President Reagan - His Humor And Wit (S815d)              From: YouTube.com on 8/23/2012 (in Polit-Supp2) Portrait by Art Terry  Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qColFjbzoK0  A collection of U.S. President Ronald Reagan's humorous  stories and jokes told in speeches, addresses and press  conferences, 1980-1988  Click on the above source, or 'HERE' for my copy, to see  and listen to the wonderful wit of President Reagan. . . Subj:     Ronald Reagan - Cow Manure Joke (S786) .............From: darrelldre on 2/4/2012 (in Polit-Supp2) Drawing from Reagan2020.us...   Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwDaYpgFMU   In this video, Ronald Reagan tells the joke about the first   time a couple met a Republican.  Click on the above source,   or 'HERE' for my copy, to hear this very funny story.

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