"The most terrifying words in the English language are:
I'm from the government and I'm here to help."  -- Ronald Reagan 

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."  -- Ronald Reagan 

"Of the four wars in my lifetime none came about because
the U.S. was too strong."   -- Ronald Reagan 

"The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take
the civil service examination."  -- Ronald Reagan 

"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." 
  -- Ronald Reagan 

"The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program."
  -- Ronald Reagan 

"I've laid down the law, though, to everyone from now on about anything that happens:
no matter what time it is, wake me, even if it's in the middle of a Cabinet meeting."
  -- Ronald Reagan 

"It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears
a striking resemblance to the first."  -- Ronald Reagan 
 

"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:  If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it."  -- Ronald Reagan  "Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."   -- Ronald Reagan "No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.   -- Ronald Reagan  Also see  . . . . . Reagan's Last One-Liner in Political2 and The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.........    -- Ronald Reagan in Political1 The thought of being President frightens me and I do not think I want the job.   -- Ronald Reagan (1973) in Quotes1

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Also see  . . . . . . . Subj:     Ronald Reagan - Cow Manure Joke (S786) .............From: darrelldre on 2/4/2012 (ih Polit-Supp2) Drawing from Reagan2020.us...   Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmwDaYpgFMU   In this video, Ronald Reagan tells the joke about the first   time a couple met a Republican.  Click on the above source,   or 'HERE' for my copy, to hear this very funny story.