Subj: Statue Jokes
(Includes 10 jokes and articles, 27 1020,9,cf,wXT4a,4)
Statue of Boy from
Also see PRIEST2 file - 'Two
Priests In The Shower'
Subj: 'Living The Dream' - Wire Sculpture
Created By Fantasywire (S914d in Artist-Supp2)
From: Chris Fallon on Facebook
.......Click 'HERE' to see this exquisite, rotating sculpture.
Jerome Murat's The Statue (S514)
From: edapsmas on 11/26/2006
Picture from Blaque's Blog of Horrors
You can view this exquisite,
8 minute video by
Subj: Two Statues Come Alive (S01, S572)
There are two statues standing
on either side of a path, one
male, one female... Now they've been standing there for many
a generation, staring into each other's eyes for what seems
eternity, and God is pretty pleased with them. He thinks to
himself "They've been pretty good... I might make them human
for half an hour..."
So God goes Zap, and tells them to be back in half an hour.
Immediately they look at each
other and duck off into the
bushes together. There's a lot of grunting and groaning and
shaking of the bushes, and after 15 minutes they emerge with
smiles on there faces. But they've still got 15 minutes left.
"What are we do for the next 15 minutes??", asks the guy.
"How about you hold the pigeon
down this time, and I'll shit
Subj: Ariel Mermaid Vs The Peeing Statue (S961d)
Animation by Tvigle.ru
From: Claudia Rook on Facebook
.......Click 'HERE' to see this silly cartoon.
Subj: Two Statues Come Alive (S799)
From: THE GAG ROOM on 03/16/97
and From: tom on 5/7/2012
For decades two heroic statues,
one male and one female,
faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel
came down from heaven and approached the statues.
"You've been such exemplary statues,"
the angel announced
to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm
going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in
which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of
his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other
a bit shyly, but soon dashed
for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of
giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen
minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes,
wide grins on their faces.
The angel tells them, "Um, you
have fifteen minutes left.
Would you care to do it again?" He asks her, "Shall we?"
She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes,
let's! But let's change
positions. This time I hold the pigeon down and you crap
on its head!"
Subj: Non Sequitur Cartoon (S1020)
By Wiley Miller on 7/26/2016
The Star Sower Monument
.............In Kaunas, Lithuania (S806)
From: tom on 6/20/2012
This statue is, in my humble
opinion, brilliant. It
appears as though the statue represents some kind of
farmer or earth worker of some sort. It is only when
the night falls and an artificial light source is shone
upon the statue that it takes its true form - the Star
Click 'HERE' to see this statue in the day and in the night.
Subj: Lover Hides As A Statue (S44, S673)
From: humorlist-digest V1 #264 on 97-12-01
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the
corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then
she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell
you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband
inquired as he entered the
"Oh, its just a statue," she
replied nonchalantly. "The
Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I
got one for us too."
No more was said about the statue,
not even later that night
when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the
husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a
few minutes later with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue,
"eat something. I stood
like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody
offered me so as much as a glass of water!"
Subj: Frank And Ernest Cartoon (DU)
By Bob Thaves on 3/21/2015
Subj: Short Statue Jokes
David Returns To Italy (S654b)
From: gattica30 on 7/16/2009
Click 'HERE' to read about Michelangelo's David
More Strange Statues Of The World (S511c in Art)
From: vaterbenicia on 11/4/2006
10 Statues (S481b in Art)
From: LABLaughsClean on 4/7/2006
Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com/)
If a statue in the park of a
person on a horse has both
front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the
horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a
result of wounds recieved in battle; if the horse has
all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural