Subj:     Stranded Jokes
                 (Includes 32 jokes and articles, 12965,12,cf,wXT2,3)

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Includes the following:  Two Boat - Land Cartoons (S831)
.........................Two Lawyers On A Deserted Island (S835)
.........................Frank And Ernest Cartoon (DU)
.........................Abe And Ester Stranded (S544b)
.........................In the Bleachers Cartoon (S600c)
.........................Stranded With Six Women (S519)
.........................Strange Brew Cartoon (DU)
.........................Jewish Doctor Stranded On Island (DU)
.........................Non Sequitur Cartoon II (S791)
.........................Stranded On Island With A Beautiful Woman(S115, S533)
.........................Worrying About Carl - Cartoon (S405b)
.........................Five Guys And A Gal Stranded On Island (594b)
.........................Non Sequitur Cartoon (DU)
.........................Stranded On Island With Natives (DU)
.........................The Flying McCoys Cartoon (DU)
.........................Stranded With Claudia Schiffer (DU)
.........................Man Stranded With His Dog (S198, S426b)
.........................Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip (S965)
.........................Man And Wife Stranded On Deserted Island (DU)
.........................The Seven Deadly Sins Of Gilligan's Island (DU)
.........................Andy Capp Comic Strip (DU)
                         Short Stranded Jokes
..............................Free Range Cartoon (S652)
..............................Hagar Comic Strips (S610c)
..............................Stranded On A Purple Island (S161, S563c)

Also see GENIE file   - 'Three Stranded Women Find Genie'
......................- 'Three Blonds Find A Fairy'
         GOLF1 file   - 'Golfer Stranded On Island'
         SCOTTISH     - 'Scotsman Washed Ashore On A Island'
Subj:     Two Boat - Land Cartoons (S831)
          By Wiley Miller on 9/2/2011
          From: Margo Merritt on Facebook on 6/4/2012
 Source1: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2011/09/02
 Source2: http://susannenueckel.soup.io/post/130143384/Boat-Land
 Given enough time, two cartoonists were bound to come up
 with similar ideas.  It's interesting to see how different
 artists interpret and execute the same idea.
Subj:     Two Lawyers On A Deserted Island (S835)
          From: kgilmour2000 on 1/11/2013

 Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several
 months. The only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree
 that provided them their only food. Each day one of the
 lawyers would climb to the top to see if he could spot a
 rescue boat coming...

 One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just
 can't believe my eyes. There is a woman out there floating
 in our direction."

 The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're
 hallucinating, you've finally lost your mind."

 But within a few minutes, up on the beach floated a stunningly
 beautiful woman, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without
 even so much as a ring or earrings on her person.

 The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the
 beach and discovered, yes, she was alive, warm and breathing.
 One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God
 forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such
 a long, long time... So... do you think we should... well...
 you know... Screw her?"

 "Out of WHAT??" asked the other lawyer.

Subj:     Frank And Ernest Cartoon (DU)
          By Bob Thaves on 1/7/2010
Source: http://www.gocomics.com/frankandernest/2010/01/07
Subj:     Abe And Ester Stranded (S544b)
          From: LABLaughsClean on 6/6/2007

 Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week
 vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

 Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain
 announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have
 some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning
 and we will attempt an emergency landing.  Luckily, I
 see an uncharted island below us and we should be able
 to land on the beach.  However, the odds are that we
 may never be rescued and will have to live on the
 island for the rest of our lives!"

 Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands
 safely on the island.

 An hour later, Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther,
 did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet"?

 "No, sweetheart," she responds.

 Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,
 "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet"?

 "Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.

 "One last thing, Esther.  Did you remember to send checks
 for the Visa and MasterCard this month"? he asks.

 "Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that
 one, either."

 Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.

 Esther pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss me"?

 Abe answers, "They'll find us!"

Subj:     In the Bleachers Cartoon (S600c)
          By Steve Moore on 7/13/2008
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/inthebleachers/2008/07/13
Subj:     Stranded With Six Women (S519)
          From: LABLaughsAdult on 12/1/2006

 Perry fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise
 ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a
 desert island with six women, he couldn't believe his good

 They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a
 week with the only man.

 Perry threw himself into the arrangement with gusto, working
 even on his day off, but as the weeks stretched into months,
 he found himself looking forward to that day of rest more
 and more eagerly.

 One afternoon he was sitting on the beach and wishing for
 some more men to share his duties when he caught sight of a
 man waving from a life raft that was bobbing on the waves.
 Perry swam out, pulled the raft to shore, and did a little
 jig of happiness. "You can't believe how happy I am to see
 you," he cried.

 The new fellow eyed him up and down and cooed, "You're a
 sight for sore eyes, too, you gorgeous thing!"

 "Shit," sighed Perry, "there go my Sundays."

Subj:     Strange Brew Cartoon (DU)
          by John Deering on 3/6/2009
Source: http://www.gocomics.com/strangebrew/2009/03/06
Subj:     Jewish Doctor Stranded On Island (DU)
          From: humorlist-digest V2 #48 on 98-02-19

 A hurricane blew across the Caribbean.  It didn't take long
 for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves, sinking
 without a trace.  There were only two survivors:  the boat's
 owner Dr. Eskin and its steward Benny who managed to swim
 to the closest island.

 After reaching the deserted strip of land, the steward was
 crying and very upset that they would never be found.  The
 other man was quite calm, relaxing against a tree.

 "Dr. Eskin, Dr. Eskin, how can you be so calm?" cried the
 Benny.  "We're going to die on this lonely island.  We'll
 never be discovered here."

 "Sit down and listen to what I have to say, Benny," began
 the confident Dr. Eskin.  "Five years ago I gave the United
 Way $500,000. and another $500,000 to the United Jewish Appeal.
 I donated the same amounts four years ago.  And, three years
 ago, since I did very well in the stock market, I contributed
 $750,000. to each.  Last year business was good, so the two
 charities each got a million dollars."

 "So what?" shouted Benny.

 "Well, it's time for their annual fund drives, and I know
 they're going to find me,"  smiled Dr. Eskin.

Subj:     Non Sequitur Cartoon II (S791)
          By Wiley Miller on 3/7/2012
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2012/03/07
Subj:     Stranded On Island With A Beautiful Woman (S115, S533)
          From: TNKRTEACH on 97-05-03
      and From: darrell94590 on 4/5/2007

 A rather inhibited engineer finally splurged on a luxury
 cruise to the Caribbean.  It was the "craziest" thing he
 had ever done in his life.  Just as he was beginning to
 enjoy himself, a hurricane roared upon the huge ship,
 capsizing it like a child's toy.  Somehow the engineer,
 desperately hanging on to a life preserver, managed to
 wash ashore on a secluded island.

 Outside of beautiful scenery, a spring-fed pool, bananas
 and coconuts, there was little else.  He lost all hope
 and for hours on end, sat under same palm tree.  He was
 desperate, and forlorn, but decided to make the best of
 it.  For the next four months he ate bananas, drank coconut
 juice and mostly looked to the sea mightily for a ship to
 come to his rescue.

 One day, as he was lying on the beach stroking his beard
 and looking for a ship, he spotted movement out of the
 corner of his eye.  Could it be true, was it a ship?  No,
 from around the corner of the island came a rowboat.  In
 it was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, or at
 least seen in 4 months.  She was tall, tanned, and her
 blond hair flowing in the seabreeze gave her an almost
 ethereal being.  She spotted him also as he was waving
 and yelling and screaming to get her attention.  She
 rowed her boat towards him.

 In disbelief, he asked, "Where did you come from, how
 did you get here?"

 She said, "I rowed from the other side of the island.
 I landed on this island when my cruise ship sank."

 "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had
 survived.  How many of you are there?  Where, did you
 get the rowboat?  You must have been really lucky to
 have a rowboat wash-up with you?"

 "It is only me," she said, "and the rowboat didn't
 wash up, nothing else did."

 "Well then", said the man, "how did you get the rowboat?"

 "Well, I whittled the oars from gum tree branches, wove
 the reinforced gunnel from palm branches, and made the
 keel and stern from a Eucalyptus tree."

 "But, what did you use for tools?" asked the man.

 "There was a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock
 exposed on the south side of the island.  I discovered
 that if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln,
 it melted into forgeable ductile iron.  Anyhow, that's
 how I got the tools. But, enough of that," she said.
 "Where have you been living all this time?  I don't see
 any shelter."

 At this man was forced to confess that he had been
 sleeping on the beach.  "Would you like to come to my
 place?" the woman asked.  The engineer nodded dumbly.
 She expertly rowed them around to her side of the
 island, and tied up the boat with a handsome strand of
 handwoven hemp topped with a neat back splice.  They
 walked up a winding stone walk she had laid and around
 a Palm tree.  There stood an exquisite bungalow painted
 in blue and white.  "It's not much, but I call it home."
 Inside, she said, "Sit down please; would you like to
 have a drink?"

 "No, thanks," said the man. "One more coconut juice and
 I'll throw up!"

 "It won't be coconut juice," the woman replied. "I have
 a crude still out back, so we can have authentic Pina

 Trying to hide his amazement, the man accepted the drink,
 and they sat down on her couch to talk.  After they had
 exchanged stories, the woman asked, "Tell me, have you
 always had a beard?"

 "No," the man replied, "I was clean shaven all of my
 life until I ended up on this island."

 "Well if you'd like to shave, there's a razor upstairs
 in the bathroom cabinet."

 The man, no longer questioning anything, went upstairs
 to the bathroom and shaved with an intricate bone-and-
 shell device honed razor sharp.  Next he showered --
 not even attempting to fathom a guess as to how she
 managed to get warm water into the bathroom -- and
 went back downstairs.  He couldn't help but admire the
 masterfully carved banister as he walked.  "You look
 great," said the woman. "I think I'll go up and slip
 into something more comfortable."

 As she did, the man continued to sip his Pina Colada.
 After a short time, the woman, smelling faintly of
 gardenias, returned wearing a revealing gown fashioned
 out of pounded palm fronds.  "Tell me," she asked,
 "we've both been out here for a very long time with no
 companionship.  You know what I mean.  Haven't you
 been lonely, too... isn't there something that you
 really, really miss?

 Something that all men and woman need?  Something that
 would be really nice to have right now!"

 "Yes there is!" the man replied, shucking off his
 shyness. "There is something I've wanted to do for so
 long.  But on this island all alone, it was just...
 well, it was impossible."

 "Well, it's not impossible, any more," the woman said.

 The man, practically panting in excitement, said
 breathlessly: "You mean... you actually figured out
 some way we can CHECK OUR EMAIL HERE!!??!!"

Subj:     Worrying About Carl (S405b)
          From: DafterLafter on 10/20/2004
 Source: (Removed from ezines4all.com)
Subj:     Five Guys And A Gal Stranded On Island (594b)
          From: darrellvip on 6/9/2008

 There is this ship that goes out to sea and crashes.  6 people
 (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float to
 a deserted island.

 After spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to
 get really lonely, sexually deprived lonely.  So they come to
 this agreement:  Each man will marry the one woman for a week.
 So the first man has her for one week, then the second man has
 her for the second week, and so on.

 Everyone will now be getting sex and they all agree to it.
 This goes on for five years and everyone is happy.  Each man
 gets sex every fifth week and the woman gets to have sex
 whenever she wants with a different man every week.

 Well, a few weeks into the fifth year, the woman dies!!!!  The
 first week is pretty bad, the second week is  still pretty
 bad, the third week it's getting worse, the fourth week things
 are just bad, really bad, the fifth week it is just awful, it's
 getting so bad, soooooo... on the sixth week......

 They bury her.

Second version
Bawdy.Net Collage #86

 An aircraft crash landed on an uninhabited desert island. 200
 men and one air hostess survived.

 As you can imagine, one female between 200 men caused a bit of
 a problem.  Anyway, after a fortnight, the air hostess killed
 herself because she was sickened by what she was doing.

 After another fortnight, the men buried her because they were
 sickened by what they were doing.

 After yet another fortnight, they dug her up again because
 they were sickened by what they were doing...

Subj:     Non Sequitur Cartoon (DU)
          By Wiley Miller on 3/21/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2009/03/21
Subj:     Stranded On Island With Natives (DU)

 (also see 'Bar Contest For Jar Of Tens' in BAR2)

 A ship out in the middle of nowhere sinks.

 There is only one survivor.  He floats for days on a plank
 of wood, a canteen of water his only saviour from certain
 dehydration.  But the day finally arrived where he ran out
 of this precious liquid.  He knew he was finished.  His wife
 and daughter were the only things he could think of, he
 wouldn't see them again, and vice-versa.

 The day finally came, he could barely see, he couldn't feel
 his tongue, his nose had no feeling the salt had killed his
 sense of smell, he was practically dead.

 He then saw a blur.  This blur had no meaning to him, but it
 somehow intrigued him.  With life he didn't know he still
 had in his body he paddled toward the blur.  He paddled and
 paddled and paddled and the blurr got bigger.  When he got
 to the blur he could feel wet sand under his fingers and
 toes and knew it was an island.  There were three darker
 blurs farther up the sand.

 He crawled and crawled closer and closer to the dark forms.
 When he got to the first form he could only see its silhouette
 next to him.  He still didn't know what it was, but it had
 a horrid smell.  He eyes opened and pain speared through his
 head.  He raised his hands to shield out the sun.  It was then
 when he saw the source of the smell, three bloody carcuses lay
 on the ground in front of him.  His stomach churned but there
 was nothing in it.

 He then felt someone or something on either side of him.  They
 were two short people who wore feathers. They dragged his dying
 body through endless brush for what seemed like an eternity.
 He was pushed to the ground in front of a man in a throne who
 wore a giant head dress made of many various animals.  The man
 stood and walked down to the survivor, and began to speak.
 This surprised the survivor because he spoke in english.

 `On any other occasion you would have been eaten before you
 awoke, but today's your lucky day.  It's my birthday, so you
 have the chance to survive by passing a simple test which is
 in three parts.'

 `Well....what are they?'  Said the survivor his voice course
 and painful.

 At that moment the chief grunted, and everyone cheered.  The
 survivor was then picked up and moved through the foliage.
 They all stopped in front of three huts.  It was here where
 he was dropped.  The chief walked up to him and began to speak.
 `The first hut has two kegs of rum inside it, we found it on
 the shore 2 moons ago.  You must drink every drop of it.'  The
 survivor nodded. `The next hut,' continued the chief, `has a
 wild male lion in it, we do not know how it got here but it
 has a lose tooth and you must remove it, but the lion is not
 under any anesthetic or drug,' the survivor nods again, but
 also breaks out in a cold sweat, `and the third hut has my
 daughter in it, she 216 moons or, as you would say, 18 years
 old and she is also a virgin.  You are to `consent' with her,
 or as some people in your culture say "Make her a...woman".
 Got it?' Concluded the chief.

 `Yes' Came the rough reply, he didn't want to but he had no
 other choice.  The chief grunted and everyone cheered.  The
 survivor was lead to the door of the first hut and he walked in.

 Two days later and nothing has happened.  Everyone, including
 the chief, didn't know what has happened to this survivor.
 Eventually the chief had become impatient, so he ordered a
 native to go and see what was happening.

 This native had walked about five meters when he stopped dead
 in his tracks.  A weary hand had reached out of the hut and
 was clawing at the ground.  That hand was soon followed by
 the arm, the other arm and finally the whole body crawled out
 on its stomach.  Slowly the survivor lifted his head and smiled.
 At that point he used all the strength he could muster to stand
 up.  Everyone jumped at the sight of his face in full view.  It
 was bright red.  His cheeks were flustered, his nose was a shiny
 red, and his eyes seemed to twirl and spin inside his head.  He
 took a deep breath. `Wheresss da next hut!'  He slurred, the
 effort it took him say those words knocked him off balance and
 he staggered in all directions, he was caught by two natives
 just before he fell to the ground.  They kept him up and started
 walking towards the second hut, but stopped five meters away from
 the dark entrance where an ominous shadow could be seen inside.
 The two natives looked at each other, and agreed on something,
 then suddenly they raised the survivor above their heads and
 through him into the hut and ran in the other direction.

 The next ten seconds of complete silence felt like an eternity,
 and nearly every native there thought, `Grunt, grunt-grunt-groan,
 squel, snort, aecchh, pop!' which ruffly translates to `What, he
 dead by lion already!'.  But those thoughts were suddenly answered
 when the hut exploded.  It was sent ten meters up into the air,
 the lions roar was heard all over the island.

 When the hut landed the noise continued, roars could be heards,
 screams burst from the hut, cloth was torn, flesh was shredded,
 blood was curdled, then one final scream and it stopped as
 abruptly as it began.  The surivor fell out of the second hut's
 door.  His right arm, from the back of his hand to his elbow had
 the bone exposed.  His other arm wasn't much better off.  The
 chief noticed that the left hand was moving very tentively as if
 the survivor had something wrong with his fingers.  As he
 continued to look he noticed that the main nuckle of the ring
 finger had swollen to a size if an egg.  Then he saw why, even
 though the survivors palm was face up, you could see the nail of
 his ring finger.  Somehow the finger had been twisted a complete
 180 degrees at the main knuckle.

 The survivor crawled out a bit more and looked up.  The whole
 left side of his face was a dark red.  His nose bled, so did his
 mouth in numerous places.  His clothes were blood stained and
 torn, his chest was red, except for several white strips which
 went across his body, and were in fact his ribs.  And his legs
 looked just like his arms just with a more blood.

 The survivor looked up again and stared the chief in the eyes.
 The survivors lungs gargled as he took a breathand he asked,
 `Where is the lady with the loose tooth?!'

Subj:     The Flying McCoys Cartoon (DU)
          by Glenn and Gary McCoy on 1/26/2010
Source: http://www.gocomics.com/theflyingmccoys/2010/01/26
Subj:     Stranded With Claudia Schiffer (DU)
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #30

 This guy has been stranded on this deserted island for about
 three weeks.  One morning he awakes to find this gorgeous
 lady washed up on shore, bruised and battered and slightly
 worse for wear.

 He takes her to his shelter and feeds her and nurses her
 back to health and in the process of this he notices that
 this lady is in fact Claudia Schiffer.  After she has fully
 recovered the man and Claudia fall in love and eventually
 after many weeks of long hot nights together they are making
 wild passionate love regularly.

 After a few months of this Claudia, still feeling indebted
 to the man for rescuing her and nursing her back to health
 says, "Is there anything else that I can do to please you
 apart from all of the things that we have been doing for the
 past few months?"

 He says "Well there is one thing that you could do." "What's
 that?" she replies. The man says, "Well I would like if you
 would dress up as a man."

 "Really?" she says with a puzzled look on her face but she
 goes away and proceeds to honour his request. She makes a
 fake moustache, gets on old pair of raggedy pants and cuts
 her hair really short and generally makes herself look like
 a man.

 She then goes up to the guy and says, "Well, what do you
 think, do I look like a man?"  He says, "Yes you do, that's

 She says, "Now what?" and he goes, "Just turn around and
 walk away from me down the beach."  She does this, walking
 down the beach away from the guy.  The guy then chases after
 her, grabs her arm and says, "Hey mate, hey mate, guess who
 I'm screwing!"

Subj:     Man Stranded With His Dog (S198, S426b)
          From: ipkis on 97-07-18
      and From: JCary on 11/16/2000

 A man and his dog are shipwrecked onto a deserted island.
 After a few days he decides to reconnoiter the island. He
 discovers that the only other inhabitants are sheep.  He
 recalls how his farm buddies would brag how they would
 screw sheep for kicks and he says to himself: "I'll never
 be that desperate."  Sooooo, a few days later he can't get
 those sheep out of his mind, and soon he's sneaking up on
 the flock.  Just as he is about to pounce on a really cute
 one, the dog grabs his leg and won't let go.  He snaps to
 and thanks the dog for keeping him from making a fool of

 This same scene happens every night for a month and the guy
 is really getting pissed at the dog.  Suddenly one day, the
 man spies a life raft bobbing in the surf.  In the raft is
 a beautiful young girl, half dead but alive.  He takes her
 back to his hut revives her and nurses her to health.  After
 a few days the girl is feeling fine and that evening a rush
 of gratitude sweeps over her. She confronts the man:

 "I owe you my life. I'm yours forever.  I'll do anything
 you want"



 "OK, hold that dog for ten minutes!!!"

Subj:     Non Sequitur Sunday Comic Strip (S965)
          By Wiley Miller on 7/1/2015
Source: http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2015/07/12
...........Click 'HERE' to find out how he escaped.
Subj:     Man And Wife Stranded On Deserted Island (DU)
          From: Octagon999 on 97-11-12

 A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island
 for many years.  The morning following a bad storm, a new
 guy washes up on the shore.

 The new guy and the wife are VERY attracted to each other
 right away, but they realize that certain protocols will
 have to be observed.  The husband, oblivious to the
 pheremones floating around, is very glad  to see the second
 man there.  "This is wonderful!  Now we'll be able to have
 three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower instead
 of two people doing 12-hour shifts."  The new man is only
 too happy to help, and in fact volunteers to do  the first
 shift.  He climbs up the tall tower and stands watch,
 scanning  the ocean horizon for any ships.  Soon the husband
 and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to make a
 fire to cook supper.

 The new man yells down: "Hey, no screwing!"

 They look at each other and yell back: "We're not screwing!"

 A few minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the
 stone circle.

 Again the new man yells down: "Heeey, no screwing!"

 Again they yell back, "We're not screwing!"

 Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack
 to patch leaks.  Once again the new man yells down from
 high above: "Hey, I said no screwing!!"

 They yell back, "And we said we're not screwing!!"

 Finally the shift is over and the new man climbs down from
 the tower and the husband starts to climb up.  By the time
 he gets half-way up, his wife and the new man are already
 screwing their brains out. Once at the top, the husband
 turns around and looks down and says to himself:

 "Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they're

Subj:     The Seven Deadly Sins Of Gilligan's Island (DU)
          From: Amy's Humor Archive on 06/27/97

 The Seven Deadly Sins of Gilligan's Island theory is quite
 simple.  Each of the seven characters on the island represents
 each of the seven deadly sins.  Now, this theory seems to fit
 upon initial inspection, there are technical difficulties when
 you get down to THE MAN himself, Gilligan.

 Run with me on this one...

 Most obvious is the Professor, who fits PRIDE to a T.  Any man
 who can make a ham radio out of some wire and two coconuts has
 to be pretty cocky. (His character was later revised and given
 a series of his own, called MacGuyver".)

 For the sin of ENVY we need look no further than Maryann, who
 may have worn those skimpy little tops, but could never achieve
 Ginger's glamour. (As an interesting and completely irrelevant
 side note, a nationwide survey of college students a few years
 ago revealed that the professor and Maryann were voted the most
 likely couple to have 'done it' on the island.)

 And who could doubt for a moment that Ginger is LUST incarnate?
 Sure, the kids were supposed to think she was ACTING, but we
 all know what being deprived episode after episode was doing to
 her.  You know and I know that glazed look wasn't boredom, my

 What kind of person takes a trunk full of money on a  three-hour
 cruise?  Mr. Howell gets my vote for GREED.

 We are now left with three characters and three Deadly Sins.  We
 have Gilligan, the Skipper and Mrs. Howell to whom we must match
 GLUTTONY, SLOTH and ANGER.  As you can see, there is a Gilligan
 problem here.  Certainly we can further eliminate Mrs. Howell
 from this equation by connecting her with SLOTH.  She did jack
 shit during her many years on the island and everybody knows it.

 This leaves ANGER and GLUTTONY, either of which the Skipper had
 no shortage.  He was, after all, a big guy with the tendency to
 hit Gilligan with his hat at least once an episode.  After much
 consideration, I have decided that he can easily do double-duty,
 covering the two remaining Deadly Sins.

 So here we have the Seven Deadly Sins trapped in an endlessly
 recurring Hell of hope followed by denial and despair, forced
 to live with each other in our TVs until the last re-run ends.
 And who is their captor?  What keeps them trapped there?


 Gilligan is SATAN.  Think about it.

Subj:     Andy Capp Comic Strip (DU)
          By Reg Smythe on 12/27/2008
Source: http://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2008/12/27

Subj:     Short Stranded Jokes

Subj:     Free Range Cartoon (S652)
          By Bill Whitehead on 7/10/2009
 Source: http://www.gocomics.com/freerange/2009/07/10
 Click 'HERE' to see this cute cartoon about having kids.

Subj:     Hagar Comic Strips (S610c)
          by Chris Browne on 9/19/2008
 Source: http://www.hagardunor.net/comicstrips_us.
 Click 'HERE' to view these seven, cute, comic strips
 about being stranded on an island.

Subj:     Stranded On A Purple Island (S161, S563c)
          From: smiles on 01/15/2000
 A guy get`s shipwrecked. When he wakes up, he`s on a beach.
 The sand is purple.  He can`t believe it.  The sky is purple.
 He walks arond a bit and sees that there is purple grass,
 purple birds and purple fruit on the purple trees.  He`s
 shocked when he finds that his skin is starting to turn
 purple too.

 "Oh no!!" he says, "I think I`ve been marooned!!"

From: Zackit Vallejo Electronics on 04/10/2005 (S429b)
  The only person
     who always
  Got all the work
   Done by Friday
   Was Robinson Crusoe.

                           -(o o)-
...........................From Smiley_Central