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Subj: ASCII Art 1 mostly Smileys)
          (Includes 32 jokes and articles, 31898,3,cf,md4w,0)

Smiles from
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Webster Definition for "smile"

smile (n): a change of facial expression involving a brightening of the eyes and an upward curving of the corners of the mouth that may express amusement, pleasure, affection, irony, or derision ...

From: LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com on 12/19/2002 (S307b)
 A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling
 system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

Includes the following:  Emoticon Definition And Example (S898d)
.........................Lots Of Smileys - Parts I
......................... Part II , Part IIIPart IV ,
......................... Part V ,   Part VI , PartVII
.........................Rarely Seen Emoticons
.........................Cat Emoticons (S402b)
.........................Emoticons
.........................Mr. Ascii Does The Macarena. (S10)
.........................Writing With Characters
.........................ASCII Portrait Of Einstein (S26)
.........................Small ASCII Pictures
............................ASCII Art Of Christian Fish (S358b)
............................Smiley faceYou tell me what this is?,
............................Angels, The Simpsons drawn with characters,
............................Bat, Dragon, Cat, Mooned,
............................Another guy looking over the fence,
............................Dog, Another Happy faceTeddy Bear
............................Smiley GIF

Also see BREAST file  - ':-)  (?>)(?>) (-:'
         CHRISTMAS1   - 'ASCII Holiday Art'(tree)
         CHRISTMAS2   - 'The Twelve Days Of Christmas'(several)
         ENGINEER2    - 'You Know You're An Engineer If...'(several)
         FACTS3 file  - 'The Origin Of The Middle Finger'(the finger)
         FOOD-ETC file- 'Holiday Party Kit!'(beer truck)
         JOB1 file    - 'Reasons For Allowing Drinking At Work'
         KIDS2 file   - 'A Third Grade Drawing'(dirty picture)
         LOVE VERS 2  - 'Love Vers. 2'(heart of the word 'Love')
         MARRIAGE2    - 'Mother Of Six' (a couple)
         PUSSY file   - 'Strangers Have Sex On Beach' (cat)
         SHIT file    - 'Little Old Lady At Store'(little old lady)
         THANKSGIVING - 'Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving'
         THOUGHTS-WARM- 'An Angel'(angel)
......................- 'Footprints And Gifts' (foot prints)
         VALENTINE    - 'Hershey Kiss On Valentine's Day' (chocklet kiss)
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Subj:     Emoticon Definition And Example (S898d)
          From: George Takei on 12/5/2013
 Source1: http://quotepix.com/2455/order/recent
 Source2: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/emoticon

 An emoticon, sometimes called a smiley, is a digital icon
 or a sequence of keyboard symbols that serves to represent
 a facial expression, as :-) for a smiling face.  Emoticons
 are used in a digital message or text to convey the writer's
 emotions or clarify intent.
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Subj:     Lots Of Smileys - Part I

 :-)   Your basic smiley.  This smilie is used to inflect a
       sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear
       voice inflection over Unix.

 ;-)   Winky smiley.  User just made a flirtatious and/or
       sarcastic remark.  More of a "don't hit me for what
       I just said" smiley.

 :-(   Frowning smiley.  User did not like that last
       statement or is upset or depressed about something.

 :-I   Indifferent smiley.  Better than a Frowning smilie
       but not quite as good as a happy smiley.

 :->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark.
       Worse than a :-)

 >:->  User just made a really devilish remark.

 >;->  Winky and devil combined.   A very lewd remark was
       just made.

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Subj:     Lots Of Smileys - Part II

 :-o  Wow!                       :-c  Real unhappy

 :-|  Grim                  :-C  Just totally unbelieving

 := | Baboon                     :-B  Drooling

 :-v  Speaking                   :-,  Smirk

 :-V  Shout                      :-|| Anger

 :-w  Speak with forked tongue   :-)  Smiling

 :-r  Sticking tongue out        :-(  Frowning

 :-*  Oops!                      '-)  Wink

 :-T  Keeping a straight face    ;-)  Sardonic Incredulity

 :-D  Said with a smile

 :-x  Kiss kiss                  :-"  Pursing lips

 :-[  Pouting                    :-#  My lips are sealed

 :-X  A big wet kiss!       :-P  Tongue hanging out in anticipation

 :-Y  A quiet aside              8-|  Eyes wide with surprise

 >-?  Absolutely livid!!         ?-|  Tearful

 |-{  "Good Grief!"  (Charlie Brown?)

 :-}  "Thish wine tashted pretty good"

 8-]  "wow, maaan"

 8-O  "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)

 :-,  "Hmmmm "

 |~(  "Someone just busted my nose"

 :^D  "Great! I like it!"

 B-D   "Serves you right, dummy!!"

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Subj:     Lots Of Smileys - Part III

 (-:   User is left handed

 %-)   User has been staring at a green screen
       for 15 hours straight

 :*)   User is drunk

 [:]   User is a robot

 8-)   User is wearing sunglasses

 B:-)  Sunglasses on head

 ::-)  User wears normal glasses

 B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses

 8:-)  User is a little girl

 :-)-8 User is a Big girl

 :-{)  User has a mustache

 :-{}  User wears lipstick

 {:-)  User wears a toupee

 }:-(  Toupee in an updraft

 :-[   User is a Vampire

 :-E   Bucktoothed vampire

 :-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

 :-7   User just made a wry statement

 :-*   User just ate something sour

 ;-(   User is crying

 ;-)   User is so happy, s/he is crying

 :-@   User is screaming

 :-#   User wears braces

 :^)   User has a broken nose

 :?)   User is from an Ivy League School

 :-?   User is tongue tied

 +-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

 `:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

 ,:-)  Same thing other side

 |-I   User is asleep

 |-O   User is yawning/snoring

 :-Q   User is a smoker

 :-?   User smokes a pipe

 O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else,
       user is a scuba diver)

 O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

 :-P   Nyahhhh!

 :-S   User just made an incoherent statement

 :-D   User is laughing (at you!)

 :-X   User's lips are sealed

 :-C   User is really bummed

 :-/   User is skeptical

 C=:-) User is a chef

 @=    User is pro-nuclear war

 *?:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

 :-o   Uh oh!

 (8-o  It's Mr Bill!

 *:o)  And Bozo the Clown!

 3:]   Pet smiley

 3:[   Mean Pet smiley

 d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

 E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

 :-9   User is licking his/her lips

 %-6   User is braindead

 [:-)  User is wearing a walkman

 (:I   User is an egghead

 ?:-I  User is a dunce

 K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

 @:-)  User is wearing a turban

 :-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)

 :-:   Mutant Smiley

       The invisible smiley

  -)   User only has one eye

 ,-)   Ditto   but he's winking

 X-(   User just died

 C=}>;*{O)  Mega-Smiley.  A drunk, devilish chef with a
       toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

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Subj:     Lots Of Smileys - Part IV

 :] - Gleep   a friendly midget smiley who will
      gladly be your friend

 :) - Happy

 :> - hmm, let me think

 :D - Laughter

 :I - Hmmm, not funny!

 :( - Sad

 :[ - Real Downer

 :? - what pretences!

 :{ - oh boy, the headmaster!

 :O - Yelling

 ;( - Crying

 [] - Hugs and

 :* - Kisses

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Subj:     Lots Of Smileys - Part V

 :-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

 :-1   smiley bland face

 :-!           "

 :-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

 :-6   smiley after eating something sour

 8-)   smiley swimmer

 :-*   smiley after eating something bitter

 :-?   smiley which is tongue-tied

 :-0   smiley orator

 (:-(  unsmiley frowning

 =:-)  smiley punk-rocker

 =:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)

 +-:-) smiley priest

 :-o   smiley singing national anthem

 :-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

 :-[   un-smiley blockhead

 :-]   smiley blockhead

 :-{   smiley variation on a theme

 :-}   ditto

 {:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle

 }:-)  above in an updraft

 g-)   smiley with pince-nez glasses

 :-\   undecided smiley

 :-/   lefty undecided smiley

 :-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley

 ;-)   winking smiley

 :-?   real sad smiley

 :-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley

 :-c   bummed out smiley

 :-v   talking head smiley

 :-?   smilely smoking a pipe

 0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

 :?    midget unsmiley

 :>    midget smiley

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Subj:     Lots Of Smileys - Part VI

 :-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net flame

 |-)     hee hee

 |-D     ho ho

 :->     hey hey

 :-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net suicide

 :-I     hmm

 :-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net startrek

 :-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net pets

 |-P     yuk

 Male    :-                        >-    Female

 Infinity        8

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Subj:     Lots Of Smileys - Part VII

 %\v     Picasso

 :)      smiley

 >:)     a little devil

 %-|     been working all night

 ::-)    wears glasses

 }:-(    bull headed

 :-{)    has a mustache

 :-#     braces

 :-?     tounge-tied

 :-D     big smile

 C|:-=   Charlie Chaplin

 =|:-)=  Abe Lincoln

 :-W     speak with forked tongue

 :-@     "I swear"

 :-X     my lips are sealed

 :-C     really bummed out

 C=:-)   chef

 *?:-)   Santa Claus

 :-O     Mr  Bill

 *:o)    Bozo

 :*)     Ed McMahon

 [:-)    wearing a walkman

 :-))    double chin

 :-7     smokes a pipe

 C:#     football player

 :-)8    man with bowtie

 :-()    I stubbed my toe

 :-( )   You stepped on my toe

 :-(  )  You backed your car over my toe

 ?\\               //>
 : *>    a cat    ?* :

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Subj:     Rarely Seen Emoticons
          From: Bawdy.Net Collage #167

 :-)  -:      Smilie with an erection

 :-) 8  -     Female.

 :-| 8( )-    Pregnant Female.

 :-(   :-     Impotent (Or let down).

 :-)   -8     Blue balls.  or maybe   >:-(  -8

 ;-)  o===8   Braggart.

 :-\  8o      After a cold shower.

 ;-)   ===8   Circumcised.

 8-O  --*     Just before doubling over with pain.

 :-)  -^-:    In need of some corrective surgery.

 :-)  :-...   Taking a leak.

 :-}  -oo-:   Taking matters into hand.

 :-{  -__-:   After slamming the toilet seat.

 :-o  ^^:     After zipping up fly too fast.

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Subj:     Cat Emoticons (S402b)
          From LABLaughsRiddles on 9/24/2004
          At: http://www.ezines4all.com/pics/caticans.htm
 

From: darrellvip on 11/13/2008
 <^..^>

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Subj:     Emoticons
          From: ipkis on 97-07-18

 We all know those cute little computer symbols called
 "emoticons."  You know,where :) means a smile and :(
 is a frown, sometime these are represented by :-) and
 :-( respectively.  Well, how about some "ass icons"?

 Here goes:
 

     (_!_)        a regular ass

     (__!__)      a fat ass

     (!)          a tight ass

     (_._)        a flat ass

     (_^^_)       a bubble ass

     (_*_)        a sore ass

     (_!__)       a lop-sided ass

     {_!_}        a swishy ass

     (_o_)        an ass that's been around

     (_O_)        and ass that's been around even more

     (_$_)        this ass will cost you

     (_o_)        this ass costs a lot less

     (_/_)        an asian ass

     (_~_)        a latin ass

     (_*_)        a French ass

     (_x_)        kiss my ass

     (_X_)        leave my ass alone

     (_#_)        pound my ass

     (_##_)       pound my ass even harder

     (_?>_)       an ass ready for action

     (_zzz_)      a tired ass

     (_oo_)       an ass built for two

     (_o^^o_)     a wise ass

     (_13_)       an unlucky ass

     (_Y_)        an ass that can't say No

     (_*_)        tongue in cheek

     (_?_)        this ass belongs to someone

     (_~_)       snake in the ass    (pun)

     From: RFSlick on 98-02-22

     (_?_)        Dumb Ass

     {_!_}        a swishy ass

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Subj:     Mr. Ascii does the Macarena. (S10)
          From TNKRTEACH on 97-03-29
 

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  /?       >\     /?       >\     /?       >\      >>      L

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Subj:     Writing With Characters

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Subj:     ASCII portrait of Einstein (S26)
          From: Yzmir's HUMOR LISTS Updated 5/22/1997

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Subj:     Small ASCII pictures

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Subj:     ASCII Art Of Christian Fish (S358b)
          From: DoctorDebt on 12/12/2003

                         ?'(((>?

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Subj:     Smiley face
          From: Yzmir's HUMOR LISTS Updated 5/22/1997

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA.          OOOOO OOOO .MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMA..      OOOOOOOOOOO;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;OOOOOOOOOO.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OOOOOOO.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMwwwMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Subj:     You tell me what this is?
          From: Yzmir's HUMOR LISTS Updated 5/22/1997

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  ,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>;;;;,.  -.` `?, `'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >> `"=.`?c_ `!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>`,
,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!`,=""?$$$$bcc=cc`"? `!!!!!!!!!!!!!  c$$$$$"?.;;,.`"?$Fd$P   "d$$$$$$$$c`!!!!!!!!!!> >
  `!!!!!!!!(  $$$$$F L`;;;;;.3c3$cccccc$$$$$$$$$$>`!!!!!!!!!!! \
    `'!!!!!!! ?$$$$h $$cccccd"?r  "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ !!!!!>''''''  ?$$$$b,"$$$PF""     ."?$$$$$$$$$$$L,,r==,
              `'-,"?$$$$$".:::: d$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$,,CCCC3$$$$$$$,',!!!>,
                  ` "?$$P,,,,,c$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$??bc,C$$$$$$$$P,',!!!!!!>,
                    ,,,`"""""3$$$$$$$$$$$$P"".,;'$$$$$$$$$$P"/';,
    ,c-'    xMMP"",;;!!!!!!!!!!,`"MMMMM, ```'\z ccc="
  ,cF           ,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!> `"TMMn,    ?$,\
 JP"            !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!             $3P
 "             !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!             ?:L                      _ .
                            "'     _ .. - '
                      "TMMMMMMMMn  ~- .._ _ _ , ,- - ~'
                        `MMn`MMMM
                         `"" `TTT
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                           $    t
                     _,,,,,"     ??ccc,,,..
            _,,c$$PP"""               `""???$$c,-,,_
      _,,ccP""'                                 `"-=
     ""
              Epa Epa, Arriba Arriba, Andale!

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Subj:     Angels
          From: TNKRTEACH on 97-07-14
 

                     (\        /)
                     ( \  __  / )
                      ( \(  )/ )
                       ( /?>\ )
                        (\/\/)
                         /  \
                        (    )
                         ~~~~

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Subj:     The Simpsons drawn with characters

Please, don't you wanta be a Simpson?

                        (#########)  Pretty cool!
                       (#########)       /
                      (#########)       /
                     (#########)       /
       __?__        (#########)
      /     \      (#########) |\/\/\/|  /\ /\  /\             /
     |       |    (#########)  |      |  | V  \/  \---.  .----/ \----.
     |  (o)(o)     (o)(o)(##)  |      |   \_        /     \          /
     C   .---_)  ,_C     (##)  | (o)(o)    (o)(o)  ?__. .--\ (o)(o) /__.
      | |.___|  /____,   (##)  C      _)  _C         /   \     ()    /
      |  \__/     \     (#)     | ,___|  /____,   )  \    >   (C_)   ?
      /_____\      |    |       |   /      \     /----'  /___\____/___\
     /_____/ \     OOOOOO      /____\       ooooo           /|    |
    /         \   /      \    /      \     /     \           |    |

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Subj:     Bat

                        /\                          /\
                     _..-'(                       )`-.._
                  ./'. '||\\.       (\_/)       .//||` .`\.
                ./'.|'.'||||\\|..    |o o|    ..|//||||`.`|.`\.
             ./'..|'.|| |||||\`````` '`"'` ''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
           ./'.||'.|||| |||||||||||.       .||||||||||| |||||.`||.`\.
          /'|||'.|||||| ||||||||||||{     }|||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\
         '.|||'.||||||| ||||||||||||{     }|||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.`
        '.||| ||||||||| |/'   ``\||```   '''||/''   `\| ||||||||| |||.`
        |/' \./'     `\./         \!|\   /|!/         \./'     `\./ `\|
        V    V         V          }' `\ /' `{          V         V    V
        `    `         `               V               '         '    '

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Subj:     Dragon

                \=/,         _-===-_-====-_-===-_-==========-_-====-_
                |  @___oo   (           Joke of the Day!             )_
      /\  /\   / (___,,,}_--=                                          )
     ) /^\) ^\/ _)        =__  To be added or deleted, send e-mail    )
     )   /^\/   _)          (_        To: majordomo@gnt.com           )
     )   _ /  / _)            (                                        )
 /\  )/\/ ||  | )_)            (_   In the body of the message, type  )
?  >      |(,,) )__)             (     the words SUBSCRIBE JOKE        )
 ||      /    \)___)\            (_     or UNSUBSCRIBE JOKE        __)
 | \____(      )___) )___           -==-_____-=====-_____-=====-___==
  \______(_______;;; __;;;
 

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Subj:     Cat
                      .__________________________.
              /\__/\  |                          |
              /   O O\_|     ---TrashLaughs---    |
             /          \University of Hard Knocks|
            /      \     \     From: dogbyte      |
           /   _    \     \_______________________!
          /    |\____\     \      ||
         /     | | | |\____/      ||
        /       \| | | |/ |      _||
       /  /  \   -------  |_____| ||
      /   |   |           |       __)
      |   |   |           |_____  __)
      |  |_|_|_|          |     \___)
      /\                  |       !!
     / /\        |        /
    / /  |       |       |
  _/ /   |       |       |
 !_/    c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c/

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Subj:     Mooned
          From: ipkis on 97-06-16

                         ,,,,,                ,,,,,
               ..ooo*"""""""**ooo     ooo**"""""""**ooo..
            .oo*"               "*o o*"              "*oo.
           .o"                    "o"                   "o.
           oo                      o                      oo
         .oo                       o                       oo.
         oo                        o                        oo
        oo                         o                         oo
        o%                         o                         %o
        o                          o                         o
        o.                         o                        .o
        "o                         o                        o
         oo                        o                       oo
        ^^o.                     ooo                    .o^^
          'ooo.                  .ooo.                 .ooo'
           "o ""oo,,         ,,,oo-'-oo,,,         ,,oo""o"
            o.      """""""""      oo     """""""""     .o
            'o                     oo                   o'
             *o                    oo                  o*
             'o                    oo                  o
              o                    oo                  o
              o                    oo                  o
              o                    oo                  o
              o                    oo                  o
               o                   oo                 o
               o                   oo                 o

  You have been e-mooned!  Send this to 5 people within the next hour and
you will be blessed with good luck.  Happy e-mooning!!!

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Subj:     Another guy looking over the fence
          From: ipkis on 97-06-25
..........(Also see 'Brick Wall' in ASCII Art III)

                       (
                        (  ) (
                         )    )
            |||||||     (  ( (
           ( O   O )        )
    ____oOO___(_)___OOo____(
   (_______________________)

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Subj:     Dog

               ^\
     /        / /o__o
    /\       /   ___/
    \ \______\  /
     \         /
      \  \---\ \
       \_ \_  \_\_
 

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Subj:     Another Happy face
          From: BawdyNet test posting on 97-10-15

 .----------.    The only OS which smiles at
 |  o  | o  |
 |    /     |
 |   (__    |     you when it wakes up.
 | \______/ |
 |          |
 '----------'
   MacOS

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Subj:     Teddy Bear
          From: ipkis on 97-11-22

    (~._.~)
      (Y)
  --()-,-()--?@
    (_)-(_)

 TEDDY BEAR HUG, AND A RED ROSE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

                            \\\//
                           -(o o)-
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