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Subj: Cow
Art
From: Yzmir's HUMOR LISTS Updated 5/22/1997
--==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COW ART
as you've NEVER seen them before!
________________________
(__) /
\ * OFFICIAL EDITION *
(oo) ( November 1989 Version! )
/-------\/ --'\________________________/
* WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION *
/ |
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Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
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Please send your submissions to:
Cow
ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
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