Subj: Love Supp
(Includes 31 jokes and articles, 17970,21,cf,vXT2b3,17)
Floating Hearts from
Subj: Zits Cartoon (S858)
by Jerry Scott and Jim Borgman on 6/18/2013
Glen Keane - The Duet (S970d)
Directed by Glen Keane for Google
From: Trending Hot on Facebook
Invention of Love (S861d)
Made by Andrey Shushkov
Photo from YouTube.com...
A love story from the world of
gears and bolts. Inspired by
Lotte Reiniger works and Antony Lucas's Jasper Morello film.
This animated short in 2010 was a Graduation project.
Click 'HERE' to see this sad, love story.
Subj: Sitting Close While You Drive (S228)
From: thebartend on 6/11/2001
A man and a woman are driving
down the highway when another
car passes them. The woman notices the occupants of the
other car are young and obviously in love. The girl is
sitting very close to her boyfriend as they cruise down
This causes the woman to think
back to when she and her
husband were young and in love, and wondering where the
show of affection had disappeared to over the years.
Finally she says to her husband,
"Remember when we used
to be like that young couple? Where did the love go,
Her question was met with a few
moments of silence. Then
he quietly replied, "I haven't moved...."
Crush (2010) Oscar Winning Short Film (S845d)
Written and directed by Michael Creagh
From: darrelldre on 3/18/2013
The Crush is an Irish live action
short film. The story
sees an eight-year-old schoolboy (played by Oran Creagh)
fall in love with his teacher, Miss Purdy. One day he
gives her a toy ring to show his affection. But heartbreak
abounds when he bumps into Miss Purdy and her boyfriend
having just bought a very real engagement ring. Click
'HERE' to remember you first crush on a teacher.
Disney's Paperman (S840d)
..........Made by DisneyAnimation
From: Wimp.com on 2/1/2013
Disney's Oscar-nominated animated
short 'Paperman' is the most
romantic movie of the year. It is a black-and-white, dialogue-
free toon debuted in theaters last November in front of Wreck-It
It Introduces a groundbreaking
technique that seamlessly merges
computer-generated and hand-drawn animation techniques, first-
time director John Kahrs takes the art of animation in a bold
Click 'HERE' to see this beautifully done, love story.
Subj: Where to Find True Love (S500)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 8/20/2006
An old woman sat on the antique
rattan rocking chair. Her
eyeglasses were perched precariously on her nose as she
concentrated on her sewing chores. A gentle breeze swept
the wisp of whitish hair on her temples.
Beside her sat her teen-age granddaughter.
She was like a
fresh flower recently bloomed . Without warning she suddenly
"Grandma, why is true love so difficult to find?"
The old woman with a kindly face
stopped sewing and Said.
"Ahhh -- Listen and I will tell you why,"
"Miilenium ago, when the world
was young, true love existed
everywhere. It was available for asking. Because of this,
men and women took true love for granted, so God decided to
keep true love.".
"God asked a pair of angels to
keep true love. First, they
buried true love in the ground. But man and woman easily
dug it out. Next, the angels took true love to the highest
mountains. But again man and woman easily climbed to the
top. Then the angels submerged true love into the deepest
sea. Man and woman swam to the bottom of the body of water
and with ease retrieved true love."
"So true love is easy to find,"
commented the young girl.
"For man and woman will dig, climb and, swim."
"Yes, but finally the angels
kept true love in the hearts
of man and woman. Since then people have had difficulty
searching for true love. For they look everywhere except
in the one place that should keep it - the heart."
Validation (S635d in Tear Jerker1)
By Kurt Kuenna
From: bud32252 on 3/6/2009
"Validation" is a fable about
the magic of free parking. Starring
TJ Thyne Vicki Davis. This video is totally worth the sixteen
minutes of your life it takes to see it. It is absolutely awesome.
You can enjoy this video by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Parable On The Value Of Love (S480b)
..........From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 4/4/2006
Once upon a time, there was an
island where all the feelings
lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others,
including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings
that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left.
Except for Love.
Love was the only one who stayed.
Love wanted to hold out
until the last possible moment. When the island had almost
sunk, Love decided to ask for help.
Richness was passing by Love
in a grand boat. Love said,
Richness, can you take me with you?"
Richness answered, "No, I can't.
There is a lot of gold and
silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."
Love decided to ask Vanity who
was also passing by in a beautiful
vessel. "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you, Love. You
are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.
Sadness was close by so Love
asked, "Sadness, let me go with you."
"Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"
Happiness passed by Love, too,
but she was so happy that she did
not even hear when Love called her.
Suddenly, there was a voice,
"Come, Love, I will take you." It
was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask
the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land,
the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder,
Love asked Knowledge, another
elder, "Who Helped me?" It was
Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time
help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because
only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is."
Do you Remember Love (S534d)
From: darrell94590 on 4/16/2007
This video a wonderful tribute
to love and dogs. You
can view it by clicking 'HERE'.
Subj: Molly And Jumper And Mambo
From: Amy's Humor Archive on 06/27/97
A Short Love Story by Garrett Kaminaga
Jumper had known Molly Jensen
since the moist-eyed days of
early youth. Charlie Rickford had teased Jumper about
hanging out with girls -- until Molly beat him up and made
him cry in front of Arthur Jones, Jonathan Loo and even
Quentin Clarke. And this was in _the second grade_, where
crying meant the end of hanging out, of chasing each other
at near light-speed on bicycles, of endless adventures in
the any world of the fantastic playground. It was, in the
second grade, like another fall of man. but Charlie was
reunited with the gang the next day, his . . . unmanly
tears forgotten in the furious pace of a seven year-old's
Jumper liked Molly because she
never asked him to marry
her, never wanted to play house, was interested more in
transformers than in the fake Barbie dolls that you could
cut the hair off of and it would never grow back. Not that
Jumper pretended or even thought that girls were yucky; he
liked them on the whole. But they were so much less real
than Molly was. Jumper still got frightened at the movies,
went swimming and played get-dirty-get-scraped tag with the
guys, but he reserved his most fantastic adventures for
playing out with Molly. The any-world of Charlie and Arthur
and Jonathan always had the same machine-gun fights (even
when they played knights and dragons), the same gory deaths,
the same _everything_. Molly and Jumper created worlds
better than anything on TV, filled with the black-and-white
hopes and fears of second grade, because Jumper and Molly
were best friends.
When they reached intermediate
school, and Charlie and
Arthur all eagerly pretended to be grossed-out by spin the
bottle and the other I'm-curious games of adolescence,
Molly and Jumper, impossibly, grew closer together. One
day at the park Molly wanted to play on the swings instead
of play foursquare, and she began to talk about the grayer
hopes and fears of thirteen-ness. And Jumper, amazingly,
found that he really didn't mind.
So, they learned from each other
-- Molly talked about
training bras, about stupid slumber parties, about the
unbelievable pain of braces. Jumper talked about his
middle name (Xavier), about not making the basketball team
cut, about the requisite machismo of being a teenage guy.
And they both got to sleep a little easier because of it.
They stayed friends even through
the intense world of high
school. Through Nazi history teachers who pulled pop
quizzes and looked at someone else but asked you a question,
through class struggles that made Sally Hart laugh at Jumper
when he asked her out, through Valentine's dances and Home-
coming games, club fundraisers and the slow invasion of the
pressures of the outside world. Not that they were boy-
friend and girlfriend. You never saw Molly and Jumper
talking and crying or stuck together like Siamese twins.
They didn't even go to prom together -- Jumper went with
Sally, who was much nicer after she stopped hanging out
with the soc crowd, and Molly went with Quentin. They
exchanged pictures and signed yearbooks and talked just
like regular friends, right up through graduation. But
only Molly knew that Jumper came close to flunking out of
school, and only Jumper knew that Molly had slammed the
door in Quentin's face after prom (although Quentin told
Then, while waiting in the registration
line at State,
wedged between his roommate (who claimed to be an
anarchist, making Jumper go look the word up) and a huge
woman who wore a hideous shade of green and smelled of
anchovies, Jumper realized that he loved Molly. All it
took was his roommate telling him, as Molly walked into the
gym, that his girlfriend had arrived. Jumper started with
the automatic response of "She's not my girlfriend," since
he had been asked that too many times to count in high
school, when all the memories of their time together
pressured it back down his throat and lodged it painfully
in his chest. For the entire semester, when Jumper was at
Molly's dorm doing frosh English or just talking, his
mind was racing through thousands of scenarios of
confessing his love.
"Molly, I love you" wasn't quite
right, and the moonlit
walk through Bishop Yard was a little too saccharin (and
dangerous). When they fell to talking as they had been so
used to, he lied when she asked him about his love life.
Jumper knew that if she didn't love him (how could she, so
beautiful, so warm, love me? he thought) then that put
their friendship in a precarious, awkward position. Their
12-year friendship was too much to gamble. But then, the
pain that had stayed from his realization in the regis-
tration line (Jumper had thought that it was indigestion
at first) was eating him up from inside and burning through
his skin every second of the day.
Then, one night Molly told him
that she had a crush on Adam
Rawlings, the athletic water polo player down the hall.
Jumper died inside. Dammit! Jumper only wanted Molly to
be happy, but that meant her having Adam, and not having
him. But Jumper, who truly loved Molly, decided to get him
for her. Jumper and Adam knew each other from weekly
physics problem sets, and, through cajoling and begging and
innuendo, Jumper got Adam to ask her out. Then, as Jumper
was about to go drink himself into a stupor over what he
had done, Molly asked him to come over.
"Adam asked me out."
Jumper acted surprised. "Great! What're you going to do?"
"I'm not going. I told him no."
Jumper said nothing. "Jumper,
I've known you since second
grade." Her words came slowly, choked. "I ... ever since
high school ... "
And Jumper knew that she loved
him too. He said nothing.
He grabbed her hand and ran outside, into the parking lot,
where the cold bit at the skin, but Jumper and Molly didn't
mind because they were warmed inside and the moon was
coming out from behind the clouds and someone, somewhere,
was playing mambo music a little too loudly, and they did
not have to say anything to each other because saying any-
thing would have been anticlimactic, and he slipped his
arms around her and amazed, felt her against him, and he
lowered his lips to hers, happy beyond all joys.
Then a bus ran them both over and smashed them to bits.
Post-It Note Love Story (S688d)
From: Wimp.com on 3/23/2010
Photo from YouTube.com
Shy girl meets shy boy in the
office, and they find a
new way of expressing their affection in this endearing
film. Click 'HERE' to see this cute story.
Subj: What The World Needs Now (S110)
From: smiles on 99-02-26
Hugs are the heart's way of smiling and saying
thanks, come closer, give more love.
More smiles. More dreams.
More kisses on steam-filled windows.
More stars in heaven, more lovers on earth.
More midnight dreams.
More dreamers to believe in, more believers.
More magical stories.
More heartstrings to pull.
More black-and-white pictures. More color.
More swing sets under rainbows. More prayer.
More dogs to pet, and cats to run after.
More eyes filled with joyous tears. More collages.
More finger painting.
More mushy love notes. More animal-shaped clouds.
More waterfalls. More space to spin.
More songs to sing.
More freedom to be you.
More girls to dance on daddy's toes.
More Merry-go-rounds. More lives filled with love.
More faith in people. More conversations over
--- Author Unknown
Editor's Note: I feel better.
Reading this makes me think
of the Sound of Music... Now playing in my crazy head
'These Are A Few of my Favorite Things'
On Roses And Whiskers On Kittens
Bright Copper Kettles And Warm Woolen Mittens
Bright Paper Packages Tied Up With Strings
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
When The Dog Bites,
When The Bee Stings
When I'm Feeling Sad
I Simply Remember My Favorite Things
..........And Then I Don't Feel So Bad!
Passing A Note In Class (S741d)
From: Wimp.com on 3/26/2011
Kid gets caught passing a love
note to a girl next
to him in the classroom. The teacher takes the note
and reads the most beautiful love poem ever. Click
'HERE' to see this beautiful, short story.
Subj: The Top 11 Hints For Life (S163)
From: gheckman on 3/11/00
1. It hurts to love someone
and not be loved in return,
but what is more painful is to love someone and never
find the courage to let that person know how you
2. A sad thing in life
is when you meet someone who
means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that
it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best kind of friend
is the kind you can sit on a
porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk
away feeling like it was the best conversation you've
4. It's true that we don't
know what we've got until we
lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what
we've been missing until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute
to get a crush on someone, an
hour to like someone, and a day to love someone
but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Don't go for looks;
they can deceive. Don't go for
wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who
makes you smile because it only takes a smile to make
a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want
to dream; go where you want to
go; be what you want to be; because you have only
one life and one chance to do all the things you want
8. Always put yourself
in the other's shoes. If you
feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other
9. A careless word may
kindle strife; a cruel word may
wreck a life; a timely word may level stress; a
loving word may heal and bless.
10. The happiest of people
don't necessarily have the
best of everything, they just make the most of
everything that comes along their way
11. Love begins with a
smile, grows with a kiss, ends
with a tear. When you were born, you were crying and
everyone around you was smiling. Live Life so that
when you die... you are the one smiling and everyone
around you is crying....
Subj: Short Love Comments
Friendship Day This August 1 (S687b)
From: darrellvip on 3/18/10 (in ThoWarm-Supp)
Drawing from SetTheWheels...
Beautiful Women of Our Time (S686d)
From: tom on 3/10/2010
Photo from BuyCostumes.com
To All The Girls I've Loved - PPS (S667)
From: tom on 10/21/2009
and From: darrellvip on 12/5/2009
Photo from BuyCostumes.com...
Poem On Love And Friendship (S651b)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 6/16/2008
GIF from JBCARY1 on 1/31/2006
|If kisses were water,
I'd give you a sea.
If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a tree.
If LIFE was a planet, I'd give you a galaxy.
If friendship is life, I will give you mine.
Friendship, Cooperation and Love (S600c)
From: ft.apache on 7/10/2008
You can view this cute, computer-generated photo
Love Sucks (S588c)
From: LABLaughsAdult on 4/23/2008
..........Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
If You Leave Me (S568b)
From: LABLaughsClean on 10/22/2007
Source: (Removed from lablaughs.com)
Love On The Cliff Tops (S566)
From: Fun-Greetings-Jokes.com on 11/28/07
Flower Garden (S534, S738d)
From: edapsmas on 4/16/2007
and From: darrellvip on 3/3/2011
The Kiss (S529 in KIDS5)
From: darrell94590 on 3/11/2007
The Definition Of Love (S519b)
From: jtgalvan on 1/3/2007
Made by Avi Ornstein at 'I Did It Products'
Love And Devotion (S681)
From: Dump.com on 1/28/2010
..........Source: (Removed from dump.com)
From: Joke-Of-The-Day-Mail.com on 8/8/2006 (S498b)
"You know you are in love if you can have fun together in
the dollar store." -- Rhonda (Joke-Of-The-Day.com Member)
From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 1/18/2007
"Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because
it sees more, it is willing to see less."
-- Rabbi Julius Gordon
From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 2/10/2007 (S525b)
"Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths.
No man or - woman really - knows what perfect love is until
they have been married a quarter of a century."
-- Mark Twain
From: Joke-of-the-Day.com on 2/10/2007
"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."
-- Mae West
From: LABLaughsClean on 11/11/2007
One may give without loving; none can love without giving.
From: LABLaughsClean on 3/28/2008 (S584b)
"They do not love who do not show their love."
-- William Shakespeare
From: LABLaughsClean on 5/16/2008 (S592b)
"There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this
world than for bread." -- Mother Teresa
...............................FromJBCARY1 on 1/31/06